Xena

Gabrielle>>>>>>>>>>xena>>>>>>>>>>>crazyslut>>>>>>>>iolaus

Gabby a shit, fucking plain jane that was always fucking up Xena's pans or going off on some pacifist rant

I wish Callisto had succeeded in killing her chubby-faced ass

Is she still trapped in that volcano?

Nah, she ended up being turned into an Angel and reincarnated as Xena's daughter

And no, it doesn't make more sense when you watch the show, everything after season 4 is shit

Lucy Lawless really is a supreme babe - it must have been super fun to be a writer on this show

Do you think Bruce Campbell ever fucked her?

He's not as much of a mack-daddy as you might think, he lost his virginity to his first wife when he was like 25, a shy guy by all accounts. Plus by the time he met her she was already getting plowed by Rob Tapert

>iolaus last

at least he's on the list

you have to be autistic to like such a terribly retarded show

I think it's better than liking Buffy and Angel and lunking yourself into the Whedonverse crowd.
It's like you can't be a trendy nerd unless you follow the works of Mr. Joss Whedon.

>people turning on old shows that were good just because the creator is a tool nowadays

You are all a bunch of fucking cowards

Who?

Hercules

is that the Goose?

Yea duh it's the Goose.

He's really had a fun career.

fu blyat!

what carrier?

It's also one of those things where if I wasn't there on the ground floor of its inception before becoming immensely popular (in this case, part of that nerd-pop culture), I don't even want to bother with it. Game of thrones is the biggest offender of this. I don't even have a desire to watch it because I feel like I missed the boat on it, and to start now would just be jumping on the bandwagon.

>hitting evil white males with a fish

what did the writers mean by this?

deepest lore

how do you Americans pronounce Ioalus ??

Fish is symbolic of vagina, it's power is super effective against white males.

ee-yol-us

Joxer the Mighty, roams through the countryside.

you have to be autistic to not enjoy such a fun adventure show

Go back to watching Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones or whatever all the plebeian edgelords are watching these days

Xena a lewd

joxer a shit

Jet4lyfe

That's the assassin one right? He was cool, wish they'd brought him back for more episodes

you seem to belong to an undercurrent of Cred Forums shitposters (by undercurrent I mean that it is just you) where if something is not as farcical and stupid as possible then it's "edgy" and "pretentious".

There is room for both, and Xena has plenty of drama as well. What I hate are faggots that shit on anything which doesn't take itself seriously, as if it's somehow beneath their impeccable tastes

If you honestly can't appreciate campy, tongue-in-cheek movies and shows, I pity you. Xena is not a stupid show, it's often quite clever. Of course, I wouldn't expect everyone to be able to look past its offbeat, silly veneer.

I still am amused at Kevin Sorbo being a huge christfag.

terrible ranking

Callisto > Xena > Discord > Aphrodite > Morrigan > Amarice > Serena > Nebula >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pigshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gabrielle