It's a Truman stays up all night steals pills from his mother and plays video games episode

>it's a Truman waited all night for someone to make a user thread on his favorite message board episode.

>it's a Truman hits a black pedestrian and chuckles to himself episode

>calling speed bumps "black pedestrians"

edgy

>Its a Truman has been trapped inside his house on a non-sense meetup with potheads friends, drinking beer, listening jazz/reggae/dub/meditation music, laughling like idiots about university, and sleeping then waking up from all this marihuana & alcohol overdose non-stop 3 days in a row episode.
>h e l p

>it's a 'Truman embarrasses himself in a social situation and spends the rest of the day muttering to himself all the things he should have said' episode
At least they added captions after these became a trend in season 19

>It's a Truman accidentally drinks out of one of his piss bottles because he put his mountain dew next to it and wasn't looking episode

>It's a Truman just bumps a "Truman episodes thread" to prevent 404 episode.

>It's a Truman can't stop watching old episodes and crying about how he wishes he could back and do it all differently episode

>It's a Truman watches a show/movie where the characters all have Boston accents and Truman starts speaking to himself with a Boston accent when he's alone episode

>that one time Truman took up reading as a hobby and the producers decided it didnt make for good entertainment so they hid a spiders nest inside his book shelf to traumatize him about books

>It's a Truman has a horrible hangover so they show the highlights of yesterday when he tried to shove his tongue on some girls throat on dance floor and got thrown out intercut with Truman going to vomit and slap himself in front of the mirror episode
Fucking clipshows.

>it's a Truman does the elicopter with his dick in front of a mirror episode

>It's a Truman crouches behind his desk with the lights off just going between uncontrollable sobbing and maniacal laughter for days on end episode

>It's a Truman shits himself when out at a restaurant but can't tell anyone so he throws his underwear away and tries to play it off episode

>i'ts a Truman samefaggingly forces a Truman meme

...

There were no episodes or seasons, his life was being broadcast 24/7

Sorry to kill your meme

>It's a nutshack

>It's a truman dresses up in his moms clothes and have neighbor chad come over an take his masculinity

What a fun person you are.

365 episodes on every season boiii

These threads are nothing but /r9k/ bullshit to be honest

>It's a Truman watches a flick but it turns out to be cinema

...

>It's a "Truman puts a kill kit in his car boot and starts stalking a neighbour across town" episode

This is my favourite kind of thread

I love the insight into people that it gives

>it's a Truman feels helpless episode

>It's a Truman feels like a failure artistically so he stays in home watching reruns of The Simpsons while eating bread episode

>that time Truman got the hots for a guy and it turned out he was 13 years old. But Truman seemed ok with it anyway.

>its a Truman spends all day baneposting on Cred Forums episode

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>its a Truman runs up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla episode

To be honest? Do you mean tee bee-aych?

>it's a "Truman has a positive social interaction and then spends the rest of the day thinking through each second of it before he decides with no evidence but his own anxiety and paranoia that the person didnt actually enjoy his presence but rather just tolerated him for a little while" episode

I'm 28 and I still do this

I'm pretty sure they also cut the highlights into episodes, so the people in different timezones could see everything.

>It's a Truman hacks his tv to watch his own show season

truman made me almost muslim but then i heard steal my sunshine and i just couldn't go through with it

>it's a Truman becomes a flat earther after watching YouTube videos so he wants up a homemade balloon with camera and hits the dome

That whole season was baller, especially when he tries to convince Marlon to go on an expedition with him to Antarctica.

>It's a Truman "wishes he had been a girl and his height and facial features mean that he'll never be a convincing tranny" episode

>never be a convincing tranny

That doesn't stop most trannies.

Truman is the only man, the people in the dome perpetuating his false reality are devils, the people outside the dome rooting for him are angels, the girl that tries to help him escape is his guardian angel, Christoff is Lucifer, him walking through the sky at the end is his entrance into heaven.

When people refer to seasons they're referring to the years in their life from which they're drawing their post. Glad I could help you appreciate this meme

No, Christoff is Jehovah, and the movies message is that you should reject God and his "false reality". The whole movie is Satanic. Why do you think Sirius, the brightest star, is the one that falls? Lucifer is called the morning star.

>that episode where Truman is trapped in a web of fairytale and myth. They didn't even show the centaur rape.

Shemale porn isn't gay porn bro.

>It's a Truman just wants to be able to tell his Mum he loves her one more time episode

>It's a "Truman finally manages to achieve orgasm while practicing autoerotic asphyxiation but tied the belt too tight, only to have a spontaneous sky diver crash through his roof and immediately cut the belt with a pocket knife" episode

They should really start finding ways to stop him buying leather belts

>it's a Truman is in a far away timezone so whenever I watch it live he's asleep episode.

I've seen this episode too many times

>It's a Truman ears nothing but peanut butter and jelly a week straight only to realize the jelly went bad months ago.

>it's a "Truman has normal interactions with a female character a few times and then spends the next few weeks obsessing over her, fooling himself she's interested in him, but he never makes a move and then she meets up with another guy and Truman just watches as she and the other guy get into a relationship while he pretends to be happy for her" episode.

>it's a Truman has anonymous gay sex and enjoys it a lot episode

me on the left

>it's a Truman drinks himself closer and closer to death each night and ruins all the relationships around him episode

You have a nice 'stache then.

>it's a Truman makes another meme thread about himself on Cred Forums to stay relevant and then samefags all day episode

got a kek out of me

captioning ruined the show imho

Whats the story?

I don't get it. How's this dank new meme supposed to be funny?

>Its a "Truman is addicted to smearing his genitals with peanut butter and having the dog lick it off, until the dog runs away and then the dog breeder moves away" episode

It's an Englishman gets dubs episode

Its imaging this stuff happening in the show that's funny

how do I stop myself from doing this?
or how do I continue and show my interest

Honestly, just be straight forward.

>Anonette, I like you and I would like to take you out sometime. Would that be okay with you?

If she says, yes. Hooray. If she says no, DON'T FUCKING OBSESS OVER IT. GODDAMN.

but she already has a bf
there's a girl that I know likes me but I despise her secretly
and another one that i like makes very sexual jokes to me
wat do.

>It's a Truman sticks his arm in a Pringles can and pretends he's Samus and reassures himself it's not gay to roleplay as a girl episode

What film

>Forget the one with the bf
>Stay away from the one that you hate because why bother if you can't stand her. don't go for the low hanging fruit, user. many bad marriages start this way.
>Say the line I gave you to the sexual jokes girl, she might be decent. worth a shot.

I Love You, Phillip Morris.

That last bit was pretty unexpected. It's OK user

>It's a Truman has a heart attack and very nearly dies so the producers have no choice but to send him to a real hospital and while he's there he can't shake the feeling that everyone there is treating him oddly for some reason, as if they already know every intimate detail about his life somehow episode

>Its a "Truman realises he needs to hit the weights and get a clue because his arm fits in to a Pringles can" episode

Turning point for S23 for me

sounds sexy

>it's a Truman tries to ride a bike but gets an erection from watching too many bike dildo videos episode

>its a Truman accidentally buys XL female underwear and jokingly tries them on
happened around season 17
I heard in a interview with the director that he still wears such underwear every day

Any reason why the medical facilities in the set wouldn't be top notch and more than enough to deal with a heart attack? Actually, it wouldn't make any sense if they weren't, precisely to avoid what you are describing. It's not like the production of the TV show was lacking the budget for it.

>It's a Truman drinks a few too many at the bar and goes on a racist rant about the three token minorities who are on the cast, and then wonders why they are glaring at him the next day. They weren't at the bar, how do they know?

>not pretending to be mega man
faggot

>It's a "Truman discovers that blacks make up a disproportionate amount of violent crime statistics and lectures one of his visibly uncomfortable friends until a black man comes up to the table and begins lecturing Truman on how cultural differences and a lack of opportunity means that it's not their fault that blacks commit most of the crime in the US, only for Truman to counter every point and the camera pans away for 3 hours and returns to find Truman confused as to what happened" episode

>not wanting to be a pretty girl

truly outrageous

>It's a Truman keeps smashing F5 on Cred Forums's catalog searching a shota thread

hahah

the best part is when he says "im such a retard" to himself on his way home

why not use /y/, gelbooru or other such sites?

>It's a "Truman discovers time travel and visits future America where they roast him for not cleaning all black people earlier" episode

Those 'Yo Mama' jokes were brutal.

>it's a Truman fucks his dog episode

>it's a Truman goes through a phase where he shoves household objects up his ass episode

>it's a little truman cuts himself on a rusty nail and his parents are scared he gets tetanus episode

>it's a truman saves a thread from dying episode

>it's a truman wonders why one of his friends enters his room every time he pulls iut his gun contemenplating suicide episode

>it's a Truman browses the internet and finds a thread describing episodes of The Truman Show, oblivious as to his own ironic position
FREE YOURSEL

>Its a "Truman spends all his freetime with video games even though they haven't been fun for almost ten years" episode

>it's a Truman gets his town culturally enriched episode

It's actually a message about Plato's demiurge

I think it was like big brother where they had live streams but also episodes

>It's a Truman lays in bed all day listening to In the End on repeat episode

I'm not a fan of these

>It's a Truman watches a movie with a cool, successful character who wins in the end so he becomes motivated for a few hours and thinks about improving his life but ends up staying in his room and master sting all the next day

>Its a Truman goes to the gym, gets big and his arm can't fit into the pringles can episode

>it's a Truman realising his gf left him and Cred Forums is his only friend and decides to contribute a bump episode

hits home man

>It's a Truman meets Alf episode
Really thought he'd catch on the ruse in that one, but the puppetry was so amazing they could have fooled me. Also, a lot more heartwarming than the Halloween episodes. Poor Truman...

>In the End on
At least his musical taste begun to mature shortly afterwards. In The End became The End, and then became Frankie Teardrop, Day is Done, Hey, Who Really Cares? and the like. And I love the recent "depression" episode where he listened to Gloomy Sunday "ironically".

>it's a Truman has the drunken realization that he personally sabotaged every chance he had at being happy and is unsure how many chances he has left episode

>It's a because this is a tv show he'll get them easily, making him break down and cry out of gratitude episode.

It's a Truman got abducted by Aliens special.
Chris Carter's X-Files special effects team did an amazing job there, though it was sort of disheartening seeing Truman still waking up screaming in cold sweat for years after the fact....

Anyone else watch the documentary they released after Truman finally escaped? It was pretty fucked up when he started googling his name and found out that everyone knew about him fucking a dead cat and shit.

He really got a raw deal. I heard he doesn't even leave his house anymore.

>it's a Truman tricks CIA and FBI into reading every post on a chinese forum on the internet after making a comment about how he's going to plant bombs all over New York and watch it all blow up

>its another Cred Forums forced meme that Cred Forumsamming faggots keep replying to

literally the cancer that is killing Cred Forums

>it's a Truman wakes up to a girl canceling their plans for later text so he gets high and masturbates epiaode

slut

These threads used to be fun, now you fucking faggots ruined it by posting the same shit every single time you bunch of retarded cucks
>I'M SO DEPRESSED AND SUICIDAL GUYS

That was the New Years Eve season 29 finale right? Hit so close to home I cried

>It's a Truman works with a qt pale hipster girl in lab every Saturday but this time she didn't put on deodorant on and smells of sweat so Truman is initially disgusted but by the end of lab has fallen in love with her episode
The best episodes are the ones where Truman learns about himself