What's your favourite Polish movie?
What's your favourite Polish movie?
Caleb Flores
Carter Young
Kiler :D
Adrian Myers
does poland make movies?
Jacob James
Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.
Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.
So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.
Camden Rogers
Essential Killing
Hudson Reyes
ebin
Samuel Morgan
No. Poland makes Kino.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
No. Germany makes Kino.
Camden Collins
No. Italy makes kino
Henry Harris
Ashes and Diamonds
Wyatt Price
...
Ethan Sullivan
only seen that one film where its about the Nazi's occupying them
Angel Brooks
Anybody seen this yet? Did it mange to capture what absolute savage mindless barbaric beasts Ukrainian """((((peple))))""" are?
Nolan Carter
>t.russian
Michael Sullivan
dude it was a hollywoodmovie about polland
Owen Young
only seen one and it was for the cutie
David Harris
>Ukrainian
Carson Perry
Dem reviews are good from what I've heard.
Isaac Price
Ogniem i Mieczem
Katyn
Sara
Vabank
t. savage mindless barbaric beast Ukrainian
Benjamin Robinson
The hexer of course !
Cooper Jenkins
DELET THIS
Aaron Hernandez
t. Mykoła Jebiewdenko
Ryder Peterson
smolensk
John Morris
>witcher franchise
>some hot girl who gets naked
>kurwa
>angry gamers
>awful looking food
I don'T know any cinema
Ayden Carter
This is the best character drama ever made, not even joking.
Aiden Perez
pic related, very comfy comedy
Jack Allen
Może powtórzymy Angielski?
Elijah Campbell
I saw a film called baby Bump at a film festival yesterday. It was about a boy who sold his clean piss for drug tests and has a qt mommy who he wanted to fucc. central european girl are babes.
Jordan Thomas
A nobrainer, really
Jeremiah Myers
sex mission
Cooper Roberts
Anybody see this kino? How bad to they make Vlad and Dolan look?
Camden Jenkins
Fucking poles with their shit language interjecting everywhere
Nathan Miller
I like it. A lot.
Evan White
Dolan is almost not mentioned at all, there's a recording of his being played, but nothing really shifting the blame on him.
As for the Vlad there's nothing explicit said on him, but it's heavily implied that the catastrophy was the result of Kaczynski siding with Georgia in 2008, and it was a form of Russian retaliation
Ian Taylor
Seksmisja
Oddly enough, it's more relevant now taken at face value than the metaphor it used to be.
Elijah Bailey
>shit language
rude
just read sz as sh
cz as ch
and you're good
Jaxson Howard
That doesn't mean you have to write something in it every time anything remotely close to poorland comes up
You poles are the mexicans of yurop
Austin Jackson
is it worth a "so bad it's good" watch or will I get bored out of my mind?
The only review I've read was the filmweb one and it didn't exactly motivate me
Wyatt Brooks
...
Josiah Perry
This is one of the stupidest posts I've seen on Cred Forums which is saying something.
Mason Torres
I like Roman Polanski's movies. Do they count as Polish even if they are English language?
Justin Martin
>is it worth a "so bad it's good" watch or will I get bored out of my mind?
It's really not. I went with that attitude and was severely disappointed, the film falls completely flat in that regard. The more iconic quotes are already in the trailer 4u to spew them but otherwise there's really nothing redeeming there.
The last surreal scene is so cringe-inducing, that it's interesting, but not worth alone to watch that planewreck for two hours.
Ryder Bailey
anything with Misha Cross
Isaac Butler
Rise of the Pierogi 2: The Souring
Dylan White
knife in the water
KEK
Evan Morgan
Now that I can agree with
Bentley Young
Ashes and Diamonds
Noah Carter
There was that short film about killing or something
Brody Parker
Is that first movie the fire and sword movie? I watched that for an Eastern European media and culture history class. It was comfy and cheesy AF
Austin Howard
>any Bareja movie
>Sami swoi series
>Chłopaki nie płaczą
>Poranek kojota
Comedies that will make you piss yourself from laughing
t. Polak
Easton Harris
pic related
Dylan Jackson
absolute kinography
Anthony Sanchez
Either you're new here or you still have to learn that the eastern bloc movies are all kino.
Nolan Bell
What about shows?
Nathan Fisher
God tier show.
Nicholas Ortiz
>never started an empire
Alexander Brown
What a shitty thread.
Dominic Lee
Watch kieslowskis three colours and double life of veronique. These kinos have some of the best waifu material I've ever seen
Samuel Bell
youtube.com
Looks good.
Blake Turner
1. Seksmisja (Sexmission)
2. Vinci
3. Testosteron
David Morgan
Seksmisja is too sexist.
Chase Evans
I think kieslowski's white was polish. That was pretty good.
Landon Taylor
Testosteron even more so. But a great movie regardless.
Jordan Rivera
Knife in the Water
Ida
Jose Wood
The reviews suggest that is literally Idi i Smorti-tier.
No kidding. We have ourselves another essential WWII core.
Alexander Cooper
Smarzowski does not fuck around with his movies.
Joseph Johnson
Jacob Nelson
youtube.com
This is apparently really brutal and fucked up.
Dominic Torres
>savage mindless barbaric beasts Ukrainian """((((peple))))""" are?
STEPAN WAS A FREEDOM FIGHTER!
HE DINDU NUFFIN!
James Lewis
>Building steadily to a hideous, protracted finale which sent several dozen spectators fleeing for the exits during the world premiere at San Sebastian — where the film contends for the Golden Shell — this is one of the year's most savagely polarizing titles.
There were similar reactions in Gdynia.
Xavier Ramirez
best semen demon, shame she retired before being blacked
Asher Thomas
This one. Kurwa/
Isaiah Barnes
She never said kurwa. She's not Polish.
Kayden Bennett
Ashes and diamonds
a short film about love
a short film about killing
dzien swira
These are the ones i remember.
Nathan Perry
>always the same entry level crap
>Cred Forums consideres itself knowledgeable about film
kek
Wyatt Fisher
When will the Polish butthurt end?
Jayden Smith
It's literally the first fictional film about this.
Connor Diaz
>Cred Forums is one person
topestofkeks
Nolan Edwards
Enlighten us, oh wise one.
Benjamin Cooper
>fictional
Adam Barnes
It's a fictional story in a historical setting.
James Brooks
The genocide really happened though
Camden Davis
Yes, that's the setting.
Tyler Reed
Dylan Powell
Only Polish movie I've ever watched is Popiół i diament (Ashes and Diamonds) because of a list by Scorsese.
Dominic Gutierrez
Better than I expected desu
Brandon King
Kanal is depressingly good
Carson Green
youtube.com
Zezowate szczescie is great, but I recommend reading a bit about Polish history before watching it.
Chase Wilson
>Ukrainian
no such thing