Brad Pitt, the newest member of the JUSTice league

Brad Pitt, the newest member of the JUSTice league

> After a brutal session of being "lunged at" by Brad Pitt, the poor boy was left a bloody mess with multiple broken bones and lacerations

Why is Brad such a monster?

It's The Divorce Force and Ross is the Batman of the group.

Who is in the JUSTice league so far?

Brendan, Jim Carey, Brad Pitt, The Beef, who else?

David Schiwmmer for shits and giggles. Milhouse's dad too.

raimi was on that plane

angelina jumping the gun much?

if my parents filed for divorce every time my dad lunged at me...they'd be divorced

Honestly if I were Brad I would try to spin it saying Angelina has been abusing their biological daughter by doting on these imported 3 worlders to the detriment of her true daughter.


Again honestly Brad should have never married Angelina because she's crazy

You reckon Jen could donate millions to Greece just to piss of Angelina Jolie?

>"""""his son"""""

So, basically, he punked the boy?

wtf? he never even beat the fucking gook?

brad should have beat his ass like his gook daddy.

Angelina has a reputation for driving the men in her family crazy, you have to be pretty out there for your father to not talk to you, as was the case with jon voight

its really a matter of time before all her sons fuck off too, especially once brad is gone and not absorbing 90% of the crazy by himself

>lunged
So when they say "lunged" what do they mean by this?

Surely, a woman wouldn't over dramatize a physical movement.

Pic related is a lunge. There is so much room on a French airline, am I right?

Replace "Angelina" with "women".

I feel sorry for that little white girl.

"Brad Pitt disciplines 15 year old snotty teen on plane. May have hurt his feelings. More at 11."

If brad touched they boy, they would have said he punched or kicked or "abused" him.

They can only legally say "lunge" because Brad didn't even touch the kid.

>>>/celeb/

>"Brad Pitt disciplines 15 year old snotty teen on plane. May have hurt his feelings. More at 11."

lol

Basically this.

Women

>ywn have a lanklet skeletor threesome with karlie and taylor

>Tfw cucked by my wife's 15 year old Filipino son

Lunge : a sudden forward movement
So, he didn't touch him, he just suddenly moved forward towards him.

was celebrity was a mistake Cred Forums
back then I remember most of them was just a bunch of stage actors that move from town to town
now thanks to the industry, with money printing more money we get this degenerated shit as the norm

>marry a woman that wants to adopt niggeroids from Shittistan instead of having your children
>get JUSTed
What a shock

Angelina lunge awareness PSA when?

>dresses like a full blown nigger
Why would Brad even want custody of that mess.

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