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Nigris Elbow

Cast him Cred Forums

Why does he have his name tattooed on his chest? Also, it looks like he doesn't have any nipples.

Alexander Skarsgard

I know my wife is.

If James Bond did get the diversity shaft than I don't think Cred Forums would mind if Elba got cast instead of some dindu we wuz spies and shit from the US.

Let me guess, you also believe that the moon landing was a fake and that 9/11 was an inside job.

The name's Bond

Bail Bond

He's black how else will he remember that?

>moon
>not the homeworld of the Elohims. Do you even Raëlien Mouvement?
>911
>not a job done by the Mole People (the planes were just a red herring/distraction)

I fucking hate the jews.
We had a pretty decent actor who is now nothing more than a meme because the jews wanted to culturally enrich James Bond.

Just imagine his BBC in your wife. Such a good feel tbqh

>tfw Brandon Lee didn't live long enough to become the new James Wong

I would be okay with it if it's a one time thing and if I can watch and lick the cum.

I'd need to prep him first then I'd head off to my shed which is right next to out bedroom window so I can hear her cries of ecstasy.

metro.co.uk/2013/09/19/idris-elba-admits-finding-out-his-son-wasnt-his-was-like-taking-a-full-on-punch-in-the-face-4055819/

I'm as ready as his wife was when she fucked another guy and had his baby.

Elba is the ultimate cuck. I pity the man, but I like him all the more for it now. Poor guy. No idea why none of you fucks ever mentions the grand cuckery.

because they're cucks themselves who don't want to admit their favorite bull is one of their own

does he really have a tattoo of his own name?

Is he Taylor Swift's new bf?

>what do
>get a tat of me own name
>user McAnon
>yeah
>fucking rad
>sure simplify the coroner's life

>Idris Elba
>Elba
>An Idris Elba Film

if you didnt post this, I would have.

>ask a question about the tattoo and mention the nipples
>get called a conspiracy theorist

What? No seriously how did you arrive at that conclusion?

Idris Elba?!?

My ass is gaped and lubed.

Even the alphas are getting cucked.
Women really are the devil.

The tattoo is a shoop

Is that the reason?

Mmk.

He didn't call you a conspiracy theorist, he called you an idiot because you didn't get that the tattoo was fake.
That you didn't even comprehend his insult really makes you an idiot.
Are you on the spectrum?

who should play him in the inevitable biopic ?

Wouldn't he be a cuck if he raised the child? Not knowing a kid isn't yours doesn't count

hey cucks, what goes into prepping a bull? do you suck his dick?

yes

This man of course

>they try to set him up as the ultimate bull to collectively cuck all white men who turn on a TV
>became the cucked

I thought the Idris Elba biopic starring Idris Elba was Beasts Of No Nation.

Really? Thought he was implying I was a Cred Forumstard. But thanks for the clear explanation, angry user. May you get your hot pockets for a decent price today.

I honestly think Tom Hardy in blackface would be a pretty great Idris Elba.

I'd genuinely watch anything with Idris Elba.
Not even homo.

In simple terms, he's a cuck because someone else put his penis inside his wife. The fact that the guy came inside, got her impregnated and she acted like it was his son just adds layers to his cuckness.

no, cuck is when your wife has sex with a black man

cuckoldry isn't inherently interracial. believe me. I should know.

Isn't he a manlet?, Idris Elba is like 6' something. For me the best Idris Elba would be Bruce Willis in blackface but i'm not sure if he can pull a british accent.

This Cuckoldry is slang for getting cheated on. The porn industry just added the get cheated on in your face and with a huge black dick for profit.

kek

>this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=qhFBcqINnBs

Further proof that the media boards are full of children who parrot buzzwords just because they see others using them, without even bothering to look up the meaning themselves.

This generation of thesises will be written with no actual research done, and the only references cited will e posts on Cred Forums/reddit.

Giving kids internet access was a huge mistake.

>believe me. I should know
yeah, no. sorry but I'm going to need more than just your word for it. exactly what makes you an expert on this field

You could just look up the definition yourself you cretin.

What the hell was his problem?

don't ever reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

(You)

severe anal bleaching

Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?

Is this some Vanity Project?

Who's gonna play Idris Elba?

>he expects dumb tattoos to all be fake

fess up faggot, you know it's a fake because you're familiar with shirtless Idris Elba