Spartacus

literally muh dick the show

pleb

pic related the best

>that Spartacus sex scene
>tfw no hatefucking after removing their masks

Navea 1 was cute.

Ashur raped both.

Apparently her actress was a bitch to work with.

Best girl coming through faglords,outta the way.

Pretty much the only role I've liked Jai Courtney in.

I keep forgetting her name, but then again all of Vengeance was pretty forgettable.

I liked him in Jack Reacher and he wasnt bad in Suicide Squad with the little material he had

>filename
Might wanna check your actresses again user.

RIP Andy Whitfield, other Spartacus wasn't even close to his level.

>Britney Spears

he's in Suicide Squad? can't remember. that movie is forgettable anyway

No one can replace Andy but Liam owned the role by the last season.

Get those eyes checked out, lad.

He was a real Gladiator. Rest in peace Andy. I watched season 2 only for Oenomaus and Crixus.

straightfags outta this thread

>best
>girls

Spartacus was plebian garbage

I piss on it, I shit on it

But I am straight

Quintus is GOAT though

>mfw I found a pornstar that looks just like her

Seeing him die (and then stricken from history by his father) was among the most satisfying things in my tv watching career.

>it's the very scene she gets cucked

>decimation episode
>decimation scene

Oh no, he was still a tyrannical, entitled, rapist little shit.

>that time when he had to killed varro
dem feels, bro

Just watch the actual show. Her scenes are pretty much porn anyway.

*tips fedora*
Tiberapeus did nothing wrong, the bitch was a slave and she was lucky to be treated so kindly by Crassus and his family.

Bradley Cooper?

tell us

Yeah but raping Caesar (as hilarious as that was) was bit far, don't you think?

He kind of brought it upon himself. He was a dick to him since the beginning.

Which is a shame since she was a much better actress than the girl who replaced her.

She looks like the tiny gay twink from Glee

Her last name is cummings for a reason

>tfw no more comfy weekend Spartacus threads

Brothers, my cock still rages on.

>privileged kid with no military experience thinks he deserves command more than a seasoned warrior
Nah, Caesar was right to be dick to him. Plus he was pretty nice to him in the beginning, before he started going over his head.

Well, using the slave girl to blackmail him was still a pretty stupid idea.

Obligatory.

Best character coming through

Based Ashur.
From a complete nobody to a Praetor's right hand man.
He was the hero all along.

kek

I remember that, was funny as fuck at the time. weekend Spartacus threads were pretty gud.

georgie lyall

>tfw rumors about a caesar spin-off were bullshit

Damn my heart skipped a beat just by looking at your picture. What a great show. It also came out when I still couldn't predict where every plotline in every movie/show will go.

Hella sad desu

The syrian cucked everyone

"It is a thing of beauty, is it not? What a man may accomplish if his mind is set to purpose."

But that isnt funny or ''epic'' in any way.

Romans not welcome.

>tfw I can't rewatch it because I can't handle the loss of andy again

Well obviously a faggot from reddit who hasn't even watched the show or posted in any of the Spartacus threads we used to have years ago such as yourself wouldn't find it funny.

You only come here to shitpost your retarded Bane memes over and over.

Remove cock from ass, faggot

>using catapults in an open battle
why

come ti permetti?

Me too user. He was the best Spartacus and he would've been one of the greatest actor and made Spartacus much more famous. Season 1 was better than GoT.

Your son will eat shit and die before I make him legal.

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*

...

wow even the CGI is pleb-tier
>you know user you could just watch a real show
>like I, Claudius or Rome

Fucks sake, now I want to watch the show again.

>got into this show for tits and violence
>wound up emotionally invested in just about everyone including some of the faggots

Last season was kinda shit, but I don't think I've ever been more surprised by a TV show.

Naeva 2 is ugly as fuck, it doesn't make any sense to risk your life for that ugly crying bitch.

>mfw when i see that actress in another show

I was actually okay with Naevia getting a downgrade because Crixus' actor is so fucking shit that the new girl fit right in with him.

Do it nigga. It only gets better for me each time.

Protip: the whole show is CGI. It was all filmed in a studio using green screen and sets.

...

Was meant for

And yet it looks better than Civil War.

>grunts
>wheezes

every girl in this show was a 10/10

Crixus was best brother.

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>ashurfags

DELETE

>all seasons including GotA are on Netflix

Looks like i'm watching Spartacus again.

The feels :___________(

What animu is that?

>at least six gay male characters fucking all over the place
>saxa hardly had any screen time with her waifu

I didn't even realize they were a thing until I found a deleted scene where they make out and Saxa promises to fuck her when she gets back from the final battle ;_;

It's interesting how scenes involving the acts of masculinity, which is generally thought of as devoid of emotion make me the most emotional. It's as if a group of people that make the worst sin of masculinity into a virtue is somehow controlling the media. Weird.

HIS COCK RAGES ON

>no one has posted the pic of all the fallen brothers and Caesar's in the stars looking down

>red hair
>Pale skine
>Soft body

Gee, can't imagine why I would choose that

was good in suicide squad for the 5 min role he had.

Lucy Flawless is the woman.

probably in my top 3. underrated girl imo

Idk why masculinity is still gross despite liking men. There's something about two big dudes wrestling each other and grunting and greco-roman shit that's as sexually appealing as watching someone slap hams together.

I don't like feminine men either but sophistication is important regardless of any extenuating factors.

Underrated characters?

I love Solonius

I was so pissed when they killed her off. She could be annoying but she was one of the more sensible rebels and her death felt pointless as fuck.

I loved the show but I got so sick of the slow motion action trope

It kills the pacing

Kekd hard

He was scrawny and shit

At least they didn't have Romans wearing fucking leather segmentata.

Good Solonius did nothing wrong.

B&S = GOTA >> Vengeance >>>> WOTD

Prove me wrong

Boku no Pico

he literally didn't. He was a good friend, till Batiatus fucked with him

Batiatus stole everything from him.

>that blind match of gannicus in the market place
my asshole was clenched the entire time

GOTA = B&S > WOTD > Vengeance.

can spartacus really best crixus in the arena absent poison?

No.

crixus is a faget

t.spartacus

yes, only Gannicus stands a chance in a 1 vs 1

This. I loved whenever that sexy, evil bitch was on screen.

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>that thing she does with her upper lip when she's angry or disgusted

WHAT IS BENEATH YOUR FEET?

Sacred ground, Doctore. Watered with the tears of blood.

...sand?

ikea rug?

something coarse and rough, very irritating that gets everywhere.

based tiberapius

>If only you were born a Roman
Was Crassus the best antagonist in a tv show ever?

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I genuinely had a lump in my throat the entire day after the finale

What a fun character.

I was going to make almost this EXACT post.

YOU STAND FUCKING ROMAN

once again the Gods spread the cheeks to shove cock in fucking ass

annoying*

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

I actually loved that hedonistic gold digging bitch. That sex scene where she and Lucretia got fucked up on opium was great.

S1 abd GOTA were great but S2 and 3 were absolute garbage.

>yfw you watched this the first time
youtube.com/watch?v=Ou2TvLK9jzg

>s3
>garbage

A pretty neat character in real life too.

He made a fortune as a young man by owning a private fire department. They would stand around waiting for the home owners to sell their burning houses to Crassus at a "reduced" price before the firefighters would put out the fires

The story has it that the Parthians poured gold down his throat when he was captured, because he was the wealthiest man in Rome

>retarded main characters whose literally only characteristic was "badass"
>double that concerning the women
>shit CGI everywhere
>idiotic unrealistic fight scenes where Romans suck so much its beyond stormtrooper-tier
>that faggot Crixus whispering all the fucking time
>you like this
>and call me a pleb

>because he was the wealthiest man in Rome
He wasn't, and I don't know where this meme came from. Pompey and Caesar were both richer. In fact both gave away more money than Plutarch says Crassus was worth total.

you mean, just like the entire show?

i can't

>One's white and one's not
Oh no! However will I choose!

>>idiotic unrealistic fight scenes where Romans suck so much its beyond stormtrooper-tier

Spartacus slaves did kick the shit out of Rome for a long time in real life though

I miss Andy so much.
youtube.com/watch?v=DJHsdb6iPuQ

Poor Ashur rarely ever gets any love.
I know someone who genuinely cheered when he died.

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Would suck on tits all day

Not this much. A legionnaire was trained for combat 24/7 just like gladiators were.

This x1000

Best brothers ever.

it works out that she's the fucking spitting image of Ashley Fires so I pretend like I have dozens of porn vids of her

It wasn't until the end the slaves fought roman legionaires. For the majority of the time they fought militia troops and town watch-type troops since Rome was engaged in conflict elsewhere + underestimated the threat of the servile uprising.

>tfw when we actually see Andy durign the final

legionnaires got their shit kicked in by ex gladiators though

This

My mom walked in my room during that scene. She still thinks I'm gay.
I'm not.

:(

It's a shame such a nice pair of tits died so soon

Not exactly, the slaves were looking to raid military outposts for weapons and too weaken them. In the Third servitile war 30,000-40,000 Roman soldiers were killed, they even kicked the shit out of a 3000 strong praetorian army at Mount Vesuvius

No shame in being gay user, Pietros was hot.

Also best accent (muh dik wise)

best girl

Real hardcore Legionaries were on the front lines fighting barbarians, the ones they had were fresh and inexperienced. Plus a single legionaire, even season one, cant hold a candle against a gladiator. A legionnaire is trained to fight in formation and dig trenches/forts. One Legionnaire would get crushed by a gladiator. A hundred Legionnaries would destroy a hundred gladiators.

The Romans weren't dumb, they trained the Gladiators for one on one mostly non lethal fights. Spartacus nearly succeeded because most of his gladiators were captured soldiers. And the army sent to fight him sucked.

It's a shame they censor her pussy when she leans back too much while fucking in the first episode.

WELP time to rewatch Spartacus

This is the first time i realise that was Jai Courtney.
Must be because Varro was based

Quick question, were the bushes real or fake? If they were fake what did they use for them?

Thanks

it's my fetish so don't judge ok

i can't watch spartacus past gods of the arena because it feels wrong without andy in it ;_;

bushes are fake.
called merkin

inb4 that Alison Brie pic

thanks, gonna buy one for my gf, for my b-day

I could never take him seriously because of the mummy movies.

Im sure had this not happened, spartacus would have killed him. Yet i would be pissed off. He trained specifically to kill spartacus, and his men basically robbed him.

I thought it was because he was the greediest man in Rome, not the wealthiest.

I'd say Ashley Fires is closer, mate

The final truly is one of the most underrated things in television. It was great.

Individual fighting prowess isn't the point of the roman army. The germanic and celt tribes were much better fighters on a personal level, but the romans had tactics and technology. If anything it was further proven by the romans that average men could dominate a battlefield against much better fighters if they work together.

>open battles
>catapults
>with projectiles on fire

why and how?

Someone must have been playing too much Total War

Because men like younger women.

Because reasons.

not to be a roman shitposter but sparacus's story is basicly every "resistance" story against rome

>opressed group gets opressed
>loses it's shit
>kills a few civilians
>runs away
>gains forces, recruits
>kills a couple roman soldiers, maybe even a legion
>mostly guerrila warfare, no major battles
>finally meets the roman army in a "standart" battle
>get's fucking decimated by the legion

from boudica to viriato, from spartacus to Vercingetórix. it's always the same

>basicly every "resistance" story against rome
It is basically every resistance story ever.

Very few revolts against Rome were legit. Most were just crazy madmen who wanted to rape and pillage. Spartacus was no exception. Gladiators were well treated, probably lived a better life than the average Roman peasant.

Boudicca was insane and a barbarian, just like most Britons back then.
Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=npwM2touF08

Roman shill please go. September 9 AD best month of my life.

>These plunderers of the world, after exhausting the land by their devastations, are rifling the ocean: stimulated by avarice, if their enemy be rich; by ambition, if poor; unsatiated by the East and by the West: the only people who behold wealth and indigence with equal avidity. To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.

>Do you not know that the Romans turned their arms in this direction only after Ocean had blocked their westward progress? That they have possessed nothing since the beginning of their existence except what they have stolen: their home, their wives, their lands, their empire? Once vagabonds without fatherland, without parents, created to be the scourge of the whole world, no laws, human or divine, prevent them from seizing and destroying allies and friends, those near them and those afar off, weak or powerful, and from considering every government which does not serve them, especially monarchies, as their enemies.

>it's an authoritarian bootlicker from Cred Forums thinks being owned as property is acceptable if you're maintained well

>In two thousand years ISIS will be glorified freedom fighters fighting a doomed rebellion against the decadent and cruel Western Empire.

Screencap this, guys.

>estimated 120000 bretons vs. 10000 romans
>romans win, estimated 80000 dead bretons

top kek

I choose Mira

>I will never scuba dive with Katrina Law and then hang out on a boat or beach relaxing

Semper fidelis, peripsima barbarus

Rome brought civilizations to barbarians who still made human sacrifices.

>tfw drinking wine with a funny lad
>turns out he stands fucking roman

Is she Wonder Woman?

Easily the best girl, god I love her...I'm beginning to think I have a thing for bitches.

She was my fav...Cersei is my fav in GoT, trying to think of more, I like evil bitches.

I'm with a lot of people in saying i couldn't get too into it after Andy died...he was awesome

Saw him in Gabriel a few years before Spartacus...still love that movie.

>Rome brought civilizations to barbarians who still made human sacrifices.
Nigger, Rome was doing that up to Hannibal kicking their gay asses.

I just realized that's jai courtney

That fucking nigger ruined the show when she killed Ashur.

No, faggot.
Human sacrifices have always been illegal in Rome.

Great two season show, shame they never continued it with another actor after Andy's death, though it probably would have been terrible

she is so fucking cute

Dumb frogposter

He had about as much range as a brick. He was so one note he could only be heard on one goddamn wave length.

t. My Ass
Pliny says in Natural History it was banned in 97 bc. They didn't practice it anymore but it was still legal up to that time.

alexa grace, thank me later

I don't know what that shit is but I went to school and they said it's always been illegal. I read a variety of books on Rome and they all say the same thing.
Your source is garbage.

>I don't know that shit
>Your source is garbage.
Now I know you're retarded and know nothing in history. Pliny the Elder wrote Natural History in the first century and was a education Roman. He knows more then you, Jamal.

Lucretia was best character.

This show was a godsent to my biscum dick.

hey guys how's it going, Kripparian here

Ok, think whatever you want if it makes you feel better.

Hey dumb fuck, you heard of some guy named Livy? Well he disagrees with your "variety of books on Rome."

>mfw Ashur rapes Lucretia

Mhm, sure.
Naming a bunch of guys without posting sources is surely going to have a huge impact on me.

>this was one of the people who wanted a history board
This isn't even theology, two people have posted beyond viable sources, the only sources on it.

xc

So you've read a "variety of books on Rome" but you haven't read Livy?

Surely you've read Plutarch right? If you need a refresher, it's mentioned in Parallel Lives under Marcellus.

Someone who would are present themselves as knowledgeable about Rome would never need me to link that, but for anyone else curious:

penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/E/Roman/Texts/Plutarch/Lives/Marcellus*.html

From Natural history Book thirty 3rd paragraph
>III. Among Italian tribes also there still certainly exist traces of magic in the Twelve Tables, as is proved by my own and the other evidence set forth in an earlier Book? It was not until the 657th year of the City [97BC] that in the consulship of Gnaeus Cornelius Lentulus and Publius Licinius Crassus there was passed a resolution of the Senate forbidding human sacrifice; so that down to that date it is manifest that such abominable rites were practised.

>augur. This is a species of priesthood, to which the law particularly assigns the observation and study of prophetic signs from the flight of birds

Where's Andy ?

YOU
FUCKING
RETARD

Italian tribes (probably Celts in the North) =/= Rome

The law was passed because barbarians were still doing that despite being annexed

Ancient Rome has never practiced human sacrifices

I read that in the voice of Spartacus

So I never watched past S1 and S0 because of Andy dying. I heard Seasons 2 and 3 were pretty much trash but is the finale worth watching at lest? Will it be too jarring to skip two seasons or are they skippable?

Holy shit, so in addition to not reading anything, you also don't know what the Twelve Tables are, hence you retarded supposition he's talking about fucking Gauls?

>5 But at about the time of which I am speaking, two most illustrious priests were deposed from their priesthoods, Cornelius Cethegus, because he presented the entrails of his victim improperly, 4 and Quintus Sulpicius, because, while he was sacrificing, the peaked cap which the priests called flamens'º6 wear had fallen from his head
From:

You said it was illeagal and always had been, it wasn't untill 97 BC
Also Livy "From the Founding of the City" Book 22 paragraph 57
>Fabius Pictor was sent to consult the oracle of Delphi as to what forms of prayer and supplication they were to use to propitiate the gods, and what was to be the end of all these terrible disasters. Meanwhile, in obedience to the Books of Destiny, some strange and unusual sacrifices were made, human sacrifices amongst them. A Gaulish man and a Gaulish woman and a Greek man and a Greek woman were buried alive under the Forum Boarium. They were lowered into a stone vault, which had on a previous occasion also been polluted by human victims, a practice most repulsive to Roman feelings.
This is following the defeat at Cannae in the middle of rome, sounds like you're wrong

Now the fag will reply "Reddit" or insult you. Good luck user.

Yup this was gonna be my post, glad this was #1. Cred Forums has good taste.

Fuck you, you made me cry user. He seems like a great guy. He would've been one of the greatest actor.

Those are animal sacrifices. The human sacrifice was:

> Their alarm was also shown by their preparations for the war (neither before nor since that time, we are told, were there so many thousands of Romans in arms at once), and by the extraordinary sacrifices which they made to the gods. 4 For though p443they have no barbarous or unnatural practices, but cherish towards their deities those mild and reverent sentiments which especially characterize Greek thought, at the time when this war burst upon them they were constrained to obey certain oracular commands from the Sibylline books, and to bury alive two Greeks, a man and a woman, and likewise two Gauls, in the place called the "forum boarium", or cattle-market; and in memory of these victims, they still to this day, in the month of November, perform mysterious and secret ceremonies.

Gonna have myself a bate. What scene should I use?

>choosing anything over Lucy (F)Lawless

how does being a closet homosexual feel?

fuck off reddit

(you)

No

fucking this

in the ground

Lucretia had some less than flattering looks but holy fuck Lucy Lawless just gets hotter and hotter. I thought she would have peaked as Xena but now she has that milfy thing going on and it's amazing.

Soon you'll be in the ground too but no one will mourn for you.

>young ghetto plank vs pale voluptuous prime milf
Get some taste, relative.

>you will never plow Ilithyia

*record scratch
So this is how it ends?
*Zoom in on flying Roman as Baba O'Reily starts playing

why don't more amerifat tv shows make use of the untapped anzac tits and ass talent down here?
there is literally nowhere for a young actress to go besides spending their career on neighbours/home and away or moving to hollywood casting couches
most of them would probably film literally every scene naked for the chance to star in a cable tier drama

>they even kicked the shit out of a 3000 strong praetorian

m8 the Praetorian Guard didn't exist then other than the Praetorian cohorts as a personal guard to a general.

Those 3,000 were just plebs commanded by a Praetor (general).

Bradley Cooper has nice legs.

>Roman detected.

biscum here as well, is it worth watching?

Good Cossutius!

The SPQRDF outposts any other shills.

dp is truly a Good Man's fetish

Saxa is best girl, pleb.

Roman Internet Defence Force, plz go and stay go.

There's a gay background relationship in every season and this show has a pretty proportionate male frontal nudity to female frontal nudity ratio so yeah.

i choose neither. why did you post the worst chicks from that show?

Jonathan, you need to stop.

>its a white that thinks niggers are humans

I thought he did great in this. Was the best part of the show and got to show he is an actor with a wide range.