Why I hate Stranger Things

Things I hate:

>80s cheesy teen films
>Dungeons & Dragons
>80s horror films
>diabolization of normies
>glorification of outsiders
>cliche bullies
>kids with stupid nicknames
>MUH GOVERNMENT IS EVIL, AND IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM DA PEOPLE
>every small American town that is not in the South, Southwest or near Fargo
>hysterical women
>people that ride bikes without being in the Tour of France
>most teenagers
>cringe
>monster stuff (except when it's well done, like in Supernatural and Lost)
>alternate dimentions
>Neil DeGrasse Tyson's "science"
>Stephen King
>Netflix cheesy series
>the film ET
>non-comedical tv from the 80s

Add all of this and what do we get?

honestly, who fucking cares about your opinion? this isn't reddit, kiddo

Nice blog faggot.

No one cares about your opinion you faggot, and those are shit reasons for disliking a show, just a bunch of buzzwords

>M-m-maybe if I'm a rabid contrarian people will think I'm a tv connoisseur and also give me the attention I so desperately crave

Man, that's a shame.
Anything we can do to change your opinion? We really care about your well-being.

I thought it was pretty good.

It was really good.

OP has the default contrarian view where he hates every popular movie, because that will somehow make him look cool.

>I don't like something that is popular so I have to make a thread on a Cambodian gardening enthusiasts wesbite whinging about superficial tropes rather than constructing a legitimate argument

I was very skeptical at first because of how focused it was on a group of kids, but the ensemble turned out to be way better actors than I expected. It was a pleasant surprise.

I only really went into it because of Winona "Cocaine Eyes" Ryder.

>MUH GOVERNMENT IS EVIL, AND IS HIDING SOMETHING FROM DA PEOPLE
This is true tho

XD SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO HAHAHA EPIC

Assblasted manchildren/failed normies

What a shitfest of a show.

What kind of autism...?

>le contrarian

More like not everyone has to agree to circle jerk over the show asshat. Liberalism was a mistake

>monster stuff (except when it's well done, like in ... Lost)
>Lost

>More like not everyone has to agree to circle jerk over the show asshat.
While it makes sense that those who like the show enthuse over it, it's pretty pathetic that someone who doesn't like it gets so assblasted they need to make a thread raging about it when they could just, you know, ignore it.

>monster stuff (except when it's well done, like in Supernatural and Lost)

Lost and Supernatural are 10x more cheesy and cliche then this.

>every small American town that is not in the South, Southwest or near Fargo
fuck you Twin Peaks is GOAT

no one cares, it was comfy.

It wasnt anything special

Thx m8, you sold this series to me