Anybody seen Richie?

Anybody seen richieEEE? uh?

Imma gon keep comin back until somebody remembahs seen richieEE

... Well I'm sorry to hear that...

GET HIM, STICKS!

oh you're finished now Gino!

Richie was so coked up and mad about what Bobby Lupo did to him, he wouldn't care.

HEY ARE YOU TOTALLY FUCKIN' NUTS OR WHAT?!
YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEBODY UPSTAIRS!

BIG MAN WITH A BADGE AND A GUN

BUT THERE AINT NOBODY UPSTAYS

OH YEAH HERE MY BADGE AND MY GUN

There's an old zen story of.....
Two monks that were walking across the bridge.
*pauses dramatically*
And the junior monk said to...
*inhales deeply*
his teacher...
he say what is the budanature
aaaaand the other monk picked him up and threw him in the water

y'know?

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KINOGRAPHY

how does this help me get the punani

is he redpilled?

>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>Hey Vick
>*inhales
>Yuh still sow abow...
>*inhales deeply*
>da fiddy bugghs
>*nostrils moving in slow motion*
>da fiddy buuuuggghs
>*heavy grunts*
>Ayy Vick
>*roaaaarr*

youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo

He has become the new Bud Spencer

>That stand-in

youtube.com/watch?v=p4WKDa8-rKk

>ywn enjoy seagal kino in any cinema or theatre anywhere

is this kino?

Jokes on you, I saw On Deadly Ground in le cinema

>Well I'm sorry to hear that
heh

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*unzips pants*
awful optimistic of you, eh kid?
*forces you to your knees*
*tilts your face up and kisses it before shoving cock down your throat*
*facefucks you for 5-10 minutes, then lifts you onto the couch and puts you face down*
*starts to push cock into your ass*
*it curves up, presses against your prostate as it enters further and further*
*strokes your hair as you begin mumbling nonsense*
heh… you like that, do ya kid?
*you begin noticing details like balls slapping against your ass*
*firmly grabs your hips and slowly pumps in and out*
*starts fucking harder and harder until your yelping each time it’s slammed in to the hilt*
*you begin arching and pushing into it with each thrust*
*jerks you off*
*cum in unison*
h-heh… that was good… eh, kid?

is that an infinity?

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Nah, he's just salty that the only roles he can get is in the movies that he bankrolls himself, playing a fantasy version of himself

EASY

Too few are blessed by the true kino Seagal envisioned as he told the editor to "mak-a-.uuh. sun go fast"

>happy huntin?
>lil bith mehn
>Deh wan Oppee deh Ai tollja abow
>weeheehaaa, sixxy seventy clicks north east upponha hill aaand
>got some good luck up in there
>yeh
>hear your numbers are up
>yeh
Wow, amazing dialogue

Yeh but to escape the media jew Seagal had to go to Russia
I'm guessing only straight to dvd/vhs is what lies in store now for his future, no pun intended

Looks like the Blue Cloud Movie Ranch in Santa Clarita. And there I thought he fought in the middle East for real.

>what lies in store now for his future, no pun intended
top of the keks mate

Based Seagal showing he can forgive and forget

>I'm CIA

Kino right there

STOP THE CAR

>teleports behind you

Level of operating beyond scale

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