Thoughts on this pairing?

Jenny slate had a fantastic mom ass.

Capt. America is kind of an uggo dork.

can this turn into a Jenny slate thread!? please!

youtube.com/watch?v=kvlCFyufaJ8

Second best character on the show

Jenny > most of mainstream Hollywood

it's not even close. she's a total weirdo jewish masterrace qt

youtube.com/watch?v=iMwIBkShyzw

they probably had some great sex before finding out they didn't really have much in common

I can guarantee they bonded over humor

We've been through this before. This is the only acceptable Evans pairing. The future of titcows everywhere depends on it

we can be friends

that shit gets funnier every episode.

Remember when Norm destroyed her and she showed she's a humorless bitter retarded cunt who can't handle the banter and can't improvise at all?

i had a romantic dream about her the other day. i was pretty sad when i woke up :/

i just remember him bashing that hipster lookin dude for being an arab or somethin haha

She's probably an absolute god in bed

agreed

she is qt

getting fired from SNL is probably the best thing that ever happened to her.

Imagine how toned down and generic they would've made her compared to the wild woman of my dreams she is now.

If anyone was the true heir to Gilda Radner it'd be her.

She's a hideous worthless piece of shit kike, are you faggots blind?

I never thought much about her or even liked her at all, but I found her super fuckin hot when she showed up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine for some reason. Now I find her tolerable.

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

watching this now

based norm doesnt give a fuck and she is clearly rustled

also i realized that kassem should go back to trolling porn stars because hes not that funny otherwise

He sold his company to Disney for 500mil. I don't think he needs to interview anymore.

she's married to another guy and fucking Evans?

this

she's not ugly, shes hot at the right times. also she always plays funny characters, and we know evans loves to laugh, so her personality is probably a big plus.

Oh man, the media conglomerates are going to look back on this era and cringe.

Well, he and his partners and investors sold their company to Disney.

His net worth is reported as 2m, so not bad but not fuck off money

didnt they break up?

It's just two random people I don't have... I don't have the habit of looking at, I mean.

I see there's some waifu posting going on re the woman in the picture. Now, the thing is, I understand the approachable waifu, but I don't understand why you would waste good masturbating time on pictures or footage of a woman whose league you are in fact in. If you have two testicles and can walk, you can get a woman of this quality.

ugly

No one knows the JEALOUS DECOY.

>Be a pretty well put together guy that with a bit of effort can get a girl.
>Pick out completely average to below average looking girl.
>Treat her like a queen
>Watch as more attractive girls get jealous of how well you treat your girl
>Watch more attractive girls plot and scheme ways to get you to cheat on your girl rather than just ask the girl why you treat her so nicely.
>Bang dozens of more attractive women with none of the effort it took you to get the one average looking girl.

The one-two of 'he's an Ay-rab if that helps, hyuck hyuck hyuck' and 'I only roast celebrities, so you're off the hook' from Ross is brutal. The guy looks hurt.

>Can have just about anyone, goes on a premiere with the ugliest kike in the whole of Hollywood

Whaaaa....

B-but I can't walk

Why didn't he get with best girl Titwell when she seemed to be pretty clearly hungry to ride his cock around this time last year? It honestly makes no sense.

Sometimes the attractive guy really does just love the average-looking woman.

Chris is upping his quip game for the capeshit and a career in comedy after his contract is up. She's basically a flashlight that Chris bounces jokes off of to further his career.

Anna is his drug dealer.

He wouldn't know where to get coke without her.

Remember that for most of the time they've been together that dynamic was reversed

You'd have to be a pretty big asshole to not love a woman who loved you when you were a tubby beardo

> don't worry, love isn't real ;_;

Slate is an annoying fuck stick that has literally stated that all men walk around knowing that they have the ability to rape whatever women they want.

me on the right :(

Let's see her feets

SILVERMAN'S THIGHS

BUHRP!

I can't wait till he lets out his super right wing Christian views, and his career takes a nosedive. I like him, but it's going to happen.

two beards in that pic desu

Always thrilled to see ethnics getting bleached

WEW
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JS used to live in my neighborhood. She's pretty qt irl. I doubt she's gay.

>uggo
>Chris Evans

Ahahahaha. top kek kid.

Agreed, they seem generally happy with each other, not to mention they both have family values.

I really think they did. It was probably just a casual
>OMG your chest is huge I wanna fuck
>OMG YOUR CHEST IS HUGE I WANNA FUCK TOO

Kind of thing

Benmoud Al-faliky will smite him if this happens. Chris Pratt knows not to offend the superior Muslims of Hollywood.

How are you this dense?

lucky fuck.

i love this series

Once I tweeted Jenny and her ex husband and said she should dump him and get with me. They both favorited the tweet and yet I'm still single and clearly their divorced so...

How long before marriage and babbies?

Chris has been off the gossip pages since they started dating, so he must actually be quite into her.

They'd have dumb looking kids. He's goy. She's literally referred her to her face as looking like a "Hanukkah witch". Her dad looks like a menorah too

>tfw body is nearly identical to Chris Pratt's
>if anything slightly thinner
>will never be able to fuck anything a tenth as hot as Anna Farris

When you are super attractive and your star power is based on being super attractive you marry someone who is less attractive.

Chis Evans and Jenny Slate is an example of this. You will also see this happen with Supermodels who marry normal looking guys.

Pratt and Faris are a bit different because when they were married they were both comic B list actors.

Just gonna leave this here

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GOYED.com

I'd fuck her for a couple months