DRUG DEALER

>DRUG DEALER

>STRIPPER

>RUNAWAY

>VIRGIN

It's more than being a "virgin". It's more about being terminally unfuckable.

>tfw terminally unfuckable.

>Virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WANNA FUG THE DAD

ER is so petite and angry

hnnnggg

To be fair it was probably the funniest stoner comedy movie I've seen since Superbad.

To be Honestly

Which one are you, OP?

>tfw literal stripper hunting for dadfus

Oh....

She's that kind of non-existant stripper who doesn't actually take her clothes of and puts all of her energy into actually dancing.

>he doesn't know Anastasia Sokolova

what does it take to become a pole dancer anyway? Do you have to stop to be a pole dancer?

>almost 23
>virgin
>unironically look like him even have the same eyebrows

>weed dealer in denver

its legal lol

member No Ragrets guys?

I'm sure you'll get a gf eventually

well the whole being a mentally ill NEET isn't exactly working in my favor either

pretty fun character desu
Take a social skills class or learn online. Plenty of free help on YouTube.

I don't remember any weed in Superbad. It was all DUDE UNDERAGE DRINKING LMAO

>virgin got to make out with Emma Roberts and Jennifer Aniston
>there were probably multiple takes

It was a funny movie.

>mentally ill NEET
Then be a mentally ill Employed person!

Pretty misogynistic, there is literally nothing wrong with being a stripper and it's her own choice. Ridiculous how women are shamed for showing sexuality.

LITERAL INCESTKEK SCENE CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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