Stupidly pretentious dessert at a Michelin star restaurant. Is this supposed to be food kino? because it looks retarded

post it on /ck/

>dressing up nicely to lick up chocolate sauce from a table

I could have gotten us reservations at Dorsia.

>dressing up nicely to watch milfs lick chocolate sauce from a table

Oh poor, poor user. How wise thee are to see thru the absurdities of upper class custom! How earthy and wise thee are to understand what truth is and ignore these baseless customs of those on higher social rungs!

>thats kinda neat, completely useless as food, but neat
>3:11
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

What's wrong with it? I think it's kind of neat.

JUST

>Asians

that was comfy as fuck to watch, but yeah that's retarded

It's about the showmanship rather than the food, the presentation as an art form rather than plonking it in a bowl

The experience is "wow I've never had that happen before" and it's something new, an extra sensation

>the number one restaurant in North America
>has no plates
Wtf America I thought you're first world n shieet

Are they supposed to just eat it off the table?

>two dudes throwing food on a table
What a unique experience to be passed down the generations

>1000 dollars to have a smelly frenchman pour chocolate syrup and candy on your table

probably don't even eat it

Who said they were supposed to eat it?

That's the menu.

>Chef Grant Achatz plates our final course directly on the table using a food-grade silicone tablecloth--a focus on four flavors: peanut, chocolate, honey, and blueberry.
>plates

yes

They clearly weren't throwing it down, famalama.

Here's another one, same restaurant, just as retarded

>1:30
>fuck this shit *smash*

youtube.com/watch?v=EtsQkuuZeyg

this is why the rest of the world cheers for ISIS when they bomb america

There's probably some kind of cuckold fetishism in here somewhere

>fancy British restaurant
>english breakfast served on a fucking shovel
not even memeing, they actually do this

>All these triggered poorfags itt mad that they will never experience food kino
LMAOing at your lives.

>Cred Forums - Television & Film

Fucken thirdworlder, it's America who is literally bombing ISIS.

I want a full English now.

How much does this shit cost? I'd be willing to pay like 20$ to have food dumped on a table before me

2deep4u

>fancy
Looks like my usual "diy in 15 minutes" breakfast

All kinds of faggy snobs go to places like this. I couldn't sit there while that was happening, even if it wasn't an expensive as fuck place.

$210 per person

I've had a burger and fries served to me on what appeared to be a roof slate...

If it's the Chicago one it's only 100 bucks. I'm sure real rich people actually look at that place as the like the medieval times for fancy food

why don't you just go to a Teppanyaki place at this point?

I don't understand, are you supposed to eat it? Or are you just supposed to take pictures of it?

r8 it

If you're gonna be successful in the restaurant business you need a gimmick.

That's standard for burgers, it's not like you need cutlery to eat it

4/5 heart attacks

>eating off plates
Truly disgusting.

Looks noice

all you faggots complaining probably paid five bucks for dip n dots back in the day so i don't want to hear it any more

that chef is actually pretty cool from the chef's table episode, not gonna hate on this

let me guess.. you're an amerifat?

is dip n dots gone?

No, everywhere else uses a plate, this had holes in it from where the nails used to go.

My best friend is a b grade celebrity who is in the closet.

just sounds like you inserting your cuckold obsession into everything again

prove it

oh

Just give me a bottle of chocolate syrup and I'll swirl it around your plate for only $25.

that's some good fucking ASMR right here

americans have finally devolved to emulating google and apu eating habits.

I thought this was going to be gooks killing a bunch of puppies.

whew.

nah not really
it's well known that many powerful have domination/cuckoldry fetishes

[source needed]

Garbage. I would just pay for my meal and leave the dessert untouched. Have fun, busboy.

really user?
lurk more

Alinea isn't your average upscale place. It's more of an artistic journey through the meal than it is purely about the food.

>He hasn't watched Chef's Table episode about Grant Achatz

Fucking plebs

kek stay mad Ahmed.

Nice source, user. Excellent I would say.

here's your source *unzips dick*

Between $210 and $265 per person. If you take your gf to Alinea, expect to pay about $500

and a great night of sex later

>paying for your gf

this

women love a great show of power and wealth.

t. person who has never been to a michelin star restaurant
Its as much about the food as it is the experience itself.
They make more money from me ordering 500 dollars in drinks than they do from the actual meal itself.

hehe good thing i don't have a gf
>literally 50% off the price
hehe

Dude... could you just put it on my plate

>OI YEAH IS THAT LIKE A CHEWED UP BIT OF VOMIT FROM THE DOG? HURRY UP AND CLEAN THIS UP DICKFACE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED YOU FUCKING DONKEY

That's not even that much

If they're gonna do stupid shit like this they might as well have the audacity to charge $1k+ for it

For only $200 a person

>google
What?

dude almost died of cancer.

Made me think, do they do the full table dessert if you go alone or do you only get a mini version just for (You)

where are the videos for these webms?

how do you think gordon would react to this?

It's Cred Forums's new word for nigger.

It taste like grass

Why people eat it?

why did he just pour a bunch of hawaiian punch on the chips

The proper archaic English pronoun to use in this case would have been "thou." "Thee" is only used in the objective case. I hope this lesson will help you in the future :)

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kek my brother is a chef

he hates this sort of bullshit, he says "if it tastes good then nothing else matters"

god imagine how many guys are wearing black rimmed glasses at that place

i've been a cook for 10 years and that's just fucking retarded

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this is the same a driving a $500k on regular streets.

Money sinkholes, to keep the economy spinning.

Why are there so many webms of Hispanics piling loads of shit on top of chips?

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I don't know but god damn its entertaining.

This is not ok

i really need the sauce videos fampais

That's why he is a failure.

Found this by googling but idk about the vids
warosu.org/ck/thread/7875836

That got real nasty real quick.

>driving a $500k on regular streets

youtube.com/watch?v=pAU56jOyB_U

Search for dorilocos on youtube, im from mexico thats what that shit with doritos its called the others idk i dont like that stuff i think its stupid to buy that "food"

>paying your girlfriend for sex

Jesus christ, nu/tv/

It's a thing people enjoy, and those people might be phonies so I hate them and it.

What the fuck, brah???!!!

Gordon Ramsay is not an artist, just a traditional chef

so you're exactly the kind of millennial hipster faggot they pander to, enjoy life.

>traditional chef

lol might wanna read the wiki on him kiddo

It's like eating a Jackson Pollock painting

Flipping burgers doesn't make one a chef, senpai

Someone post the Cooking with Jack webms.

that's why i said "cook" and not "chef" kiddo

also it doesn't take a chef to realize that it's stupid as fuck.

>flipping burgers

hey look at the guy who's never worked in a real restaurant and knows even less than the crazy bakery chick

Call me uncultured but I don't care much for how the food looks, unless it's outright unpleasant like a mush. It is going to be poop, my taste buds are priority, presentation does NOT take precedence over flavor, and little zig zag dick squirts of chocolate won't change that. What cunts did you convince to pay $30 for a small plate with one plain white truffle and a sprig of organic moon parsley and fish eye.

>food is art

LOL

I could barely stomach watching this fucking shit until the end. The people eating at the place disgust me more than the chefs.

>literally v:10 a:10 thanks yify the thread

>michellin star rated restaurant
>forcced to eat directly from the table like an animal.
>"that'll be 5,000 dollars, sir."

i call it bold and brash

meheecan here.

We love our food spicy. On our chips we put hot sauce and what not.

However, webms like this one
take it to the extreme. Most people don't actually eat this shit, its actually meant for the lower classes that don't give a fuck about what they're eating.

>expect to pay about $500

> paying what could've bought you TWENTY SIX $18.95 pizzas
> for ONE "meal" that probably won't even last a few hours
> and has just as much nutritional value as a single fucking slice of pizza

and Cred Forums complains about degenercy being social instead of monetary

kek

Mexifag here. This shit is for the plebeians aka the """"""working""""" class.

Maple Butter Blondie from Applebee's is theGOAT dessert

On more than one occasion, Ramsay has gone off on people trying to impress him by adorning their plates. He says its pointless and wastes time. He doesn't care for le epik fancy symmetrical lines made with blueberry pure topped with a dab of white chocolate. He cares about what's important, the food.

and thats how it should be.

more importantly

how does /ck/ react to this?

Mexicans make the best drunk food.

why do they allow a tire company to set the standard for food?

cause they smoke weed

fuck yes, someone else

Not only that but paying fucking hundreds of dollars for this shit.

And then when you shit it's like shitting a Jackson Pollock painting.

>nouveau-riche Asians

The worst cancers.

Where else are you supposed to eat it? Off the floor?

From the people who brought you "drinks in jars"

See this is why billionaire George Lucas still eats at burger joints like a middle class wage slave.

They are more than a "tire company". Theyve been making tourism and travel guides for over 100 years which includes hotels and restaurants.

why do they allow a brewery to set the standard for world records?

Thats true lower class people often also overuses the lemon in any food imo.

PS Im mexican too

Look how miserable the male fatass is.

Shit on a Shingle?

>paying more than you would for a hooker for sex

lel

This is Lucas we're talking about, you can't buy good taste.

Do you see the concept?

To the riches who spends $200 per person on a meal without a second thought, Chef is serving the food like dropping the garbage on the table for them to eat it like destitute beggars on the streets of Calcutta.

I guess whole point is to see who will lick the table just to get money worth in the end.

I would say whoever got this idea is genius at mockery.

Some will say "I ate at Alinea," and believe me, some will ask "did you lick the table?"

So, refusing to partake in a $400 tasting menu at a modernist or deconstructionist restaurants is analogous to creating Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

>$18.95 for a pizza
what shithole are you living in?

Imagine paying $4 for a slice of toast

youtu.be/DhPrWm-vKSY

food is the boring persons drug

because the book was originally devised to settle bar arguments.

has irony gone too far?

>Cred Forums and /ck/ are my home boards
>can't even tell sometimes which board im on

It's just a giant ice cream sundae. They break up dry-ice frozen ice cream on the table.

It seems a little gross to eat it off the table but I guess they are using a special silicone tablecloth not just the one you ate the dinner on.

Is there a video of them eating it and licking the table?

Are they going to eat it licking the table or something?

Its not for eat?

I'm confused

you are supposed to eat it off the table.

the tablecloth is made out of silicone, the material that you line a cookie sheet with it's nonstick and doesnt put any flavor into the food.

But yeah, that's part of the gimmick. It's probably a bit of a jab at spoiled women who eat at those restaurants only actually wanting the dessert so the chef made up something where they get to eat off the table likenouveau riche piggies.

I'm sure they're all wishing they had that as they eat this "food"

>pay $1300 for you and your girl to eat at a fancy dumbass Michelin restaurant
>eat 12 small "plates"
>driving home
>"honey I'm still hungry"
>"oh god you read my mind, do you want to stop at Carl's Jr"

I guarantee this happens 75% of the time

>paying top dollar for eating compost off a plastic table

the epitome of dumbassery.

Pro tip: those restaurants vary serving sizes based on the size of the guest so that every guest leaves full, but without wasting food

That's for enticing new women, not for warming up one you already have.

>all these fucking poorfags
>m-muh noveau rich
And I thought Americucks wanted to become rich, celebrate the rich, and praise the shit out of them.

it looks like the marshmallow man threw up

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Do they know from just looking at them? Do they ask them their weight and metabolism?

Its kind of post ironic though

They look.

Then, they ask.

You're supposed to answer honestly, not say you're full because you're too timid to ask for more food.

>the guy on the left drips shit all over the table
>adds splashes of other stuff around it in attempt to make it look like it was intentional

Mexican here. I had no idea these existed, I'm utterly disgusted. Only the most trashy of the poorest people would eat that garbage. Mexican junk food is not like that at all.

ausfag here

We're going through the same sort of wank foodie crazy as you yanks

we charge this for like AVERAGE rasian bread and some botique loafs are like $8-9 a loaf and you can only buy them from co-ops

Pic related

its good shit though tastes amazing

/thread

I'll take rich people for $100 Alex

NEATO!!!

just fuck my table up senpai

>Australia
>get arrested because your kid does a burnout in your car on your own property

nice country you have there m8

THIS MAN IS A GENUIS

>Molecular Gastronomy served fresh on the floor disguised to look like trash

t. heston blumanthall

>judging food on how it looks
>won't ever taste because poorfag
>UUUUUGGGH SOOOOO PRETENTIOUS I BET IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD

I'm sorry but did you just imply that a fancy restaurant will give you more food for free like a fucking all you can eat buffet?

Fuck off.

Those guys got shit on, but they actually sourced cereals discontinued in the U.S. from overseas so that there's actual reason to spend money to eat cereal at their place.

>Queensland
Fixed that for you

Our country is cucked as fuck.

The guy was a white trash idiot though.

Hilarious how we have such a hateboner for cars here considering how essential they are for getting around because our public transport is pre 1970's level bad

Actually, yes.

High-end prix fixe restaurants will serve more unless they're completely out.

That will be $15 for a genuine real australian Nutrigrain plz

It was more like $6.

Still expensive, but not completely unreasonable.

You can just tell how broke and young someone is when they don't understand haute cuisine

was it served with like meme activated almond milk and a splash of coca leaf?

Still bullshit.

hooning is degenerate behaviour

>dessert diariiah on a table

>Traditional French Cuisine

Fuck right off
This country is literally fun police incarnate.

We banned bush doofs
we banned drinking past 12pm midnight in alot of places
everyone funneled to casinos
house parties banned because of noise complaints

its a boring shithole

>activated almond milk

Does that even exist?

Does the supposed benefits of activating almond (moisten them and leave them out to make them think they're getting sprouted so they start converting stored nutrients to more easily absorbable form only to be eaten up by hipsters) translate over even when turned into milk form?

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>We banned bush doofs
You don't spend much time out in the country I guess.

>we banned drinking past 12pm midnight in alot of places
>waaaaah I can't be a degenerate!!!

>house parties banned because of noise complaints
KEK, keep inventing shit man. You're an idiot.

>Traditional French Cuisine
Deconstructed bolognese - La Folie Douce,Val-d'Isère, France

The french are dickheads too

>he thinks post-modern is the same thing as traditional
Just go back to your chicken tendies and incest porn already.

well obviously its main purpose wasn't for eating since the first thing they did is whip out their cellphones and took pictures of it

>chicken
Gross

i am going through a falluffel and seafood phase you faggot
agreed
lol i live in the country, i just dont get out at all

Those are "walking tacos". Like fair food. You put taco toppings in and they give you a fork and it's basically a taco salad, with Doritos instead of tortilla chips. Shit's cash

>Mexican """"""""""cuisine""""""""""

>Theyve been making tourism and travel guides for over 100 years which includes hotels and restaurants.

The guides were created for the purpose of selling people tires. They would take road trips around France to go to these amazing restaurants on their Michelin tires.

Unlike Americans who immediately loved the car, French people needed convincing that the car wasn't a fad and had real use.

>French people needed convincing that the car wasn't a fad and had real use.
>innaParis
>every street is lined with cars touching bumper to bumper and everyone just walks
The guide didn't do a good enough job.

>dump a bunch of ice cream toppings on a table
>"That'll be 300 dollars, plus tip."
>Idiots sit there taking pictures of this travesty, as if anyone is going to actually give a shit that they wasted money on this.

Fucking rich people, man...

lmao at all the salty poor people in this thread and the youtube comments

Baked Alaskan is the best dessert ever and anyone who disagrees needs to fite me IRL.

your entire cuisine is made for plebians.

>The guide didn't do a good enough job.

It was trying to sell rich Parisians on Road Trips, it worked great.

Look at a road map of France sometime. It looks like bike spokes

that's fucking gay.

>your entire cuisine is made for plebians.

Fish Veracruz is pretty dope. That's probably their best dish as a country.

t. Grant Aschatz

>artist run restaurants

what's gayer is that he copied a youtube response word for word and posted it here for God knows what reason.

where's the fucking strawberry.

how so?

>mfw i just roll through the mcdonalds drive thru and get them to drop a couple of soft serves on the passenger seat when i want to live like a rich cunt

Hear attack jokes when talking about food are the mandatory lame cousin who wears graphic t-shirts at 20 comments

San Francisco needs to be nuked.

kek

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

is Australia's greatest culinary tradition the Ketchup based meat pie?

what am I looking at

Go back to bed grandpa, no one wants to hear about your fire hazard meme cuisine.

i need 3-4 more people to come with me and do a dine-n-dash on their most expensive item in the menu, imma prove tux and cab fare

fairy bread

So, what would you guys say should be the price ceiling of eating fancy before it devolves into overpriced scam nonsense?

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Well now that I read up about
what Dorilocos are, they're probably that, as it doesn't look like regular taco toppings.

should set up a fairy bread shop in melbourne
$4 a slice

it's called fertility meal

underrated post

artisan fairy bread using localvore breads and sprinkles made with non GMO halaal ingredients

make sure to call it a breadbar or something.

>dine-n-dash
>most expensive item
>it's a fucking tasting menu restaurant
Everyone point at him and laugh.

hard to say or have a fixed price ceiling because a lot of expensive food are due to rarity and the actual effort into making it taste good

this however just look like utter nonsense

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Gooks literally eating white people garbage off the table top

This is like one step above drinking their cum after getting bukake

breadbaar*

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and call it diversity bread instead of fairy bread

>they fake the bark on the brisket by putting coffee grounds on the outside of the brisket instead of delicious carbon bits from the smoke

fucking jewish dirty tricks.

>pretentious dessert begins with a glass of the chef's cum

makes sense

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DUDE YOURE SPILLING MY FOOD

I watched this three times in a row. Mesmerizing, thanks.

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The faggots trying to justify this as some avant-garde movement need to seriously consider going and fucking themselves. You can hear it in their voice that they barely even believe the shit they're spewing

>drip sauce off spoon on to table
>sauce takes the form of a square and not a circle
fucking how

>That'll be 499, sir

>only three loaves of icecream
anyone notice how far literally anything worth eating is from some of the customers?
unless they just want to spoon up some sauce and lick the table, half of them cant reach the actual dessert

tax not included yet
and 25% tip
thank you, sir

>Our country is cucked as fuck.
aussie here, agree completely.

>sell shit to idiots
good on them

Are they just throwing sauces on the table cloth?
I must admit im getting pretty comfy ASMR from the measured movements and tapping of silverware

>Here's a tenner, keep the change.
>No, four "hundred" ninety-nine.

It's looking at me.

SERIOUSLY, IT'S FUCKING LOOKING AT ME

If a sushi restaurant's omakase clocks in more than $40 per course, I'm of the mind to not go.

>Dave BARISTA
You can't make up this shit. Peasants will be peasants, oh wow.

Looks like someone was sick on the table.

there is absolutely no way in hell this is a "fancy" restaurant

maybe by your american sensibilities it might seem more high class than the restaurants in your shit hole of a country, but I can guarantee you that this place is only slightly higher in standard than your average cafeteria

you can tell by looking at the rest of the stuff on the table

there wouldn't be salt and pepper on the table in a higher class restaurant and definitely not in those cheep diner looking containers

hp brown sauce again on the fucking table

cheap ass stainless steel container on the right for milk

dirty table

menu with pictures and deals

cheap low quality cups, saucers and spoon

again cheap sugar container and its on the table

under-cooked mushrooms

too much bean juice

shovel is scuffed and scratched not like the restaurant where I go to and the shovel is in perfect condition

fairly sure the joke is

>shovel it down, were in a shit hole, welcome to america

Fuck i have a craving for dip n dots now

This, Jack and Joey threads are bridging the gap.

why do they know what a menu is ?

these kinds of interpretations are worthless, you can make up a wild interpretation for just about anything see: retarded elaborate movie theories fangays have created over the years

the most pretentious part is how they act like there is some method to what they're doing when in reality they're just making a fucking mess while sniffing their own farts

I dont see how that even compares
Fippin dots are only sold at th theme parks and shit
And at least dippin dots actually look cool,
This looks like straight up trash and its coming out of a gourmet restaurant

>serve food on a shovel
>still put a plate under it

At least stick with your convictions, Shoveler.

>I didn't go to culinary school for this

How are they supposed to eat this? Do the sauces solidify on the table so they can just pick them up like candies?

The funny thing is, actual rich 1%'ers laugh at the upper middle class losers who pay for this shit. I mean, sitting down in a public place to eat? Only losers who think they are rich, but are actually hated by both the poor and the rich do that.

This idea I could get behind. It's a snappy presentation that looks good, instead of watching some fucks spend half an hour pouring shit on the table, and then you can eat all of it.

The sad part is, the actual rich 1% of the world laugh at people who pay for this.