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>its a neds caught masturbating to suzies yearbook photo episode

>how to cut a hole in your jeans so you can jerk off in class

Ned showed me many things

>that one-bite episode

i fucking hated that little shit. glad he suffered from that super spicy sandwich

>stay low and use other students as cover as you head for the nearest hiding spot
>garbage cans may be overlooked and can provide adequate hiding if able to slip in unseen and control breathing
>use your nail/pen shank (see figure A, subsection 2:basic bullying defense, for construction tips) and go for the throat, temples, and eyes if able to to get close to attacker
>your locker and/or backpack rocks should provide good defense if able to reach
>pro tip: bring your own gun to school for extra defense preparedness

>it's a "Coconut Head realizes he can take advantage of his father being a doctor to sell drugs to students" episode

>It's a worlds biggest Cookie bake-a-thon where Cookie unzips his Big Black Cookie and wins episode

>Cookie unzips his Big Black Cookie

literally a young Sigoruney Weaver

>its a ned goes zandatsu on billy the shooter episode

>its a lisa zemo gets raped by gordy episode

What were some legit good tips you got from the show?

>get a haircut a week or two before school to let it grow in

add this and it's done

>use the nurse's office's bathroom when you need to take a shit

Obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=e1R-poknaEQ

TOOT TOOT

Ned was full of some good ideas, but I could never respect him for choosing Moze over Missy. Missy was hotter plus she was a freak, always trying to pull him into closets to fuck.

Why couldn't I be Ned ;_;

>pro tip: bring your own gun to school for extra defense preparedness

You and me, man.

sweet mary and joseph what a slut

Probably the best Nick sitcom. Beats any of the stuff that Dan Schneider shits out nowadays.

youtu.be/e1R-poknaEQ

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Why did he keep his horrible haircut?

I always wished Moze was my gf

UNJUST