ITT: We post warkino

ITT: We post warkino

NOT SO FAST AMERIKEKS, ONLY KINO ALLOWED

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Why do Germans make the best warkino's?
No stupid propaganda like American or Soviet films - just grim and brutal shit.

Probably cause they lost two world wars

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Cross of Iron

Because they don't try to sugarcoat things, and also they don't make the movies for jews

Russian war movies are the worst, even american ones dont have as much propaganda as the russian ones.

Why do American movies always shoehorn in something about jews?

Gee I wonder.

The first half of this movie is a bit cheesy, but the second half is great

>Heil Hitler
What did he mean by this?

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the ending to das boot really didn't fit at all with me

maybe I'm missing something

It's a TV miniseries that was edited into a movie

Because the Germans always lose because they're shit at war, so they can't take pride in their victories

I guess they have something in common with Americans then

>all the main characters of Das Boot are anti-Hitler soldiers doing it only for "muh honor"

>not propaganda

kek

Not really. We usually win our wars and accomplish the objective.

>all the main characters of Das Boot are anti-Hitler soldiers
Why is this never a thing in American movies?
The only time I've seen German soldiers portrayed as humans, is in Band of Brothers

>Vietnam
>Korea
>Middle-east
>"""wins"""

>'This event occurred on April 27, 1945. It was so unimportant that it was never mentioned in any war communique.'

The German navy was always noted as the least national socialist of the branches and a long standing tradition of telling the bosses of Berlin to go fuck themselves from the Kaiser to Hitler.

>Vietnam
Held back the spread of communism for 10 years then pulled out, mission accomplished
>Korea
Kicked ass and pushed them all the way to the border of China, where MacArthur was then fired because he wanted to take it to the next level and nuke China. Ultimately settled for dividing the country, South Korea is now a thriving democracy along with Japan (who we helped massively after WWII)
>middle-east
Actively making an attempt to change the Muslim world and stop islam, rather than opening our borders even though terrorism continues to rise (like in certain nations)

Because they know what it is like to have their shit fucked up, their homeland invaded and a generation decimated, and have moved beyond the political system that caused those wars.

Americans have only got their booties spanked in Asia a couple of times. Russia also doesn't qualify because their government has barely moved on, it's still the same authoritarian, nationalistic bullshit so they still churn out propaganda. See: the recent Stalingrad movie.

This is what amerikeks believe.

Because the characters you spent ages connecting with and seeing their stories, their lives, their individual characters, fucking died?

That's war. GOAT ending.

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Nice bait.

Oh wait, you actually believe this shot and think American foreign policy in the second half of the twentieth century has worked. Wew lad

holy fucking kek

humans =! ethical values I can relate to

>you'll never have naked fun time to wash your buddies whilst ignoring the unclean blacks

You know what I mean.

German soldiers are almost always portrayed as emotionless murder-machines that just want to commit all kinds of atrocities.

Facts are that they are just regular people forced into war, just like everyone else was

reminder that the jews built a time machine and went back in time to fight in the battle of britain

youtu.be/eYoERWmZdZ8?t=2m8s

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damn, german army sure were gay enough

I forgot that this is when all the yuropoors are awake. Did you guys take your morning semen rations yet?

Woman detected

Jej, Enin response, I guess this must be why all American comedies are so superior to British ones. Oh wait.

They are? British humor is dry and unfunny. The only ones who would find it funny are the inbreds living on that island.

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n-no goy! those evul nadzees wanted to murder all jews and non whites!!!!

>yfw the black American athlete said he got treated better during his time in Nazi germany for the olympics, than he did back home in America

Last reply, because I'm feeling generous.

>tfw the good guys lost
f you America, should have helped the Germans

>It will never be the 50s again

France had colonies
UK had colonies
Belgium had colonies
US had segregation

All of which needed orders carried out by "regular soldiers", who did things just as evil as any in the Thrid Reich.

It isn't that Germans were mostly "good" as all other humans. All other allied soldiers were just as evil as the germans.

and lets not even get started on Russia

Here's Stalingrad the B movie.

Yeah, but that's not how things are portrayed in movies, which is bullshit

>American ""banter""

Getting nostalgic for the Korean War?

more like nostalgic for post-war prosperity and no SJW faggotry

Garbage with a romantic subplot inserted. Borrows all the worst aspects of Hollywood blockbusters. A huge missed opportunity.

>yfw they will never just make a straight Pavlov's house movie

I agree - what i'm saying is, that the fact that the Allied - even in newer "revisionist" movies - are portrayed as heroic justice-loving soldiers or just regular joes.

Not all germans were mindless kiling machines - but not allied soldiers were gentlemen on the battle field either.

Stupid fucking model where did the Panthers interior assembly go .

>hfw he would have never been allowed to compete for the German team, and was being an ungrateful negro

That because unlike US, which is a commie pot of various ethnicities and ex-slaves, Germany doesn't have a racially black heritage and a black competing for Germany would make no sense.

Did typing this make you feel smart? Like you have mirrors on every side of the issue and if only those fuckers could see the truth and etc.?

Point is what you said is so matter of fact it doesn't even need to be said. Every German apologist poster says the same shit over and over again and all of what they say is so common sensical it doesn't do anything but make them look like pussies trying to forge some "German Lives Matter" movement even though they're probably just that kid in the basement who tells people on a malaysian cave painting board he's German-Irish when in fact he's actually just Scottish with a little bit of Dutch thrown in. You all sound like combination WehrabooSJWs, if such a thing could exist.

Of course there were people forced into the war. And of course there were actual murder-machines. It doesn't make you smart to say so, or to pretend like it's a big issue. Just stop pretending that what you're doing is pointing out the flaws of SJW autism or trying to open a balanced conversation about the war. It's the exact same fucking way that tumblr faggots talk.

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he's going all out

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Because they can't make any "Nazis, fuck yeah"-movies so they have to grim defeatism instead

>and also they don't make the movies for jews
>we're guilty of everything
>the 6 billion

>we didn't lose we just won a little less than usual

>billion

this movie

right fucking here

I'm sorry, we all know the actual number is closer to 6 gazillion

The Train (1964)

>"A painting means as much to you as a string of pearls to an ape."

All the actual destruction of French railway heritage in this movie is astounding.