Who was the best LOTR girl?

Who was the best LOTR girl?

eowyn obviously

i didnt / still dont find any of these 3 attractive

Tauriel Forest

I prefer this comely wench

Liv obviously

How is that even a question?

thats eragon

ehs a boy

the thick hobbit chick

>Galadriel will never read your mind, sense your deepest fears and then say the perfect thing to put you at ease

Why did you have to induce Hobbit flashbacks in me?

Eowyn helped kill the Witch-King of Angmar.

Character development was quite weak for the elf, acceptable but somewhat annoying for the one in the middle, and nonexistent for the one on the right.

idk, I thought the sequence where the eld watched the her lover grow old as she stays immortal one of the best sequences in the trilogy.

/thread and dubs confirm that Eowyn is best girl

>Who was the best LOTR girl?
Shelob

>hairy feet

>tfw when he first met her he told her he wanted to fuck one of her friends and they someone ended up together

>hairy feet

Casuals need not apply

Eowyn obviously
>Compassionate
>Beautiful but still looks earthly and unique
>Courageous
>Strong-willed
>Willing to do anything for her loved ones, even possibly die
>Suffers alongside everyone else
>Is just a human but still does great things
Jesus, and to think I didn't choose best-girl as a kid. Wasn't I stupid.
She might have the best pits tho.
>that close clean shave
>that toned musculature

See ?

Just B urself and you will drown in pussy :)

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I LIKE "ARWEN" THE LEAST OF THE THREE OF THEM; HER PERSONALITY IS CLOYING.

I LIKE BOTH, "GALADRIEL", AND "EOWYN", EQUALLY, FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.

THE PERSONALITIES OF "GALADRIEL", AND "EOWYN", ARE MUTUALLY OBVERSE ASPECTS OF THE SAME ARCHETYPE; THE FORMER IS THE ULTIMATE OLDER PHASE, THE LATTER IS THE PRIME YOUNGER PHASE.

"GALADRIEL" IS THE WISEST AND NOBLEST BEING ON "MIDDLE EARTH"; SHE HAS TRANSCENDED THE WORLD, AND COMPREHENDS HERSELF.

"EOWYN" IS AKIN TO A CHILD; SHE IS SO INNOCENT, VALIANT, AND IMPULSIVE —A PURE SOUL, AND A TRUE HERO.

>Go on Sam, fuck her right in the pussy

Fuck, how did Jackson slip that one in?

>you will never ever live the hobbit life

would seriously rather be a hobbit than any other LOTR race

Image how saggy thousand year old elf breasts would be.

Was Sam cucked by Saruman?

does sex even exist in that universe?

No
Didn't you listen to Gimli?
Younglings just jump out from the earth

Why wouldn't it?

It's funny cause in the books Saruman and his orcs actually invaded the Shire

Agreed, it just seems so nice and comfy

That's the point, friend

Maybe ur gay, not that there's anything wrong with that

I thought it was because of the vest the little guy was wearing
I'm dumb

you thought the kid was wearing wizard robes and that's why saruman cucked sam? topkek

Galadriel.

Cate Blanchett has the greatest facial structure around.
10/10 would make Ubermensch children with

Better question. You have to pick one that you will drink the pee from and one that you will eat the shit from for the rest of your life. The third one you can fuck or something I dunno. What do you chose?

This is important, please respond.

>what do you choose

Not being mentally ill.

Eat Galadriel's shit because she probably has a slow as fuck metabolism.
Drink Arwen's piss for the same reason
Fuck Éowyn

kek

It's hard to believe a character who has lived for millennia would have an arc in a timeline which lasts less than a year.

Kate from Lost. Idk characters name

Orcs are just dug out of the ground.

>he doesn't want to rope the fuck out of Liv Tyler's face
Gay

Eowyn, even if the butt chin a slight turn off.

None of them top fucking kek

Eowyn obviously if we have to pick. God liv tyler cant act. How do you do lotr and become irrelevant

arwen is still my wet dream

I was referring in particular to humans and hobbits. But yeah, stuff like uruk-hai was basically hardcore eugenics and didn't really need breeding.