Imogen Gay Poots

>Imogen Gay Poots

I imogen putting my dick in her poots

POOTIS?

POOTIS

CUTE!

>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

>britbong

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Pooty Poot body of work thread?

This is one of my favorite pastas.

Seriously though Imogen Gay Poots sounds like a character from a Dickens novel.

God, she's hot

Americans are basically bongs anyway. Or at least were, now they're African and mexican and soon to be more Arab.

Projecting

She's like a mean girls stereotype IRL, not a nice girl at all. If you're not famous she thinks you're subhuman.

gay queefs

>poots will never bully you

What's the story behind this pic?

I know it was taken by a serial killer and this was taken right before he killed her

thats the story

I'm looking for names here mate

Projection is 40% "white" by 2040.

Surely a reverse image search would work

>what is google image search

Frank & Lola starts with a naked Imogen Poots in a dark room. The entire 2+ minute scene is shot from the side mostly and Imogen spends most of it on her back. There are many closeups of Imogen’s breasts while the farther shots show full frontal nudity but her legs are up partially blocking the view of her trimmed bush.

Frank & Lola premiered at Sundance and is currently making its way around the festival circuit.

>you used to mock people with a celebrity waifu
>now it happened to you and you don't know how to react

Is this one of your trash submale fantasy again?

what kind of fugly weird name is that

No i mean like for real. She's a stuck-up bitch sadly, it's weird because she's barely even famous.

t. Brandon Skylar Hernandez

just embrace it faggot

>you used to mock people with a celebrity waifu

f-fuck you

maybe you shouldn't have fucked up her coffee order

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where did you meet her mr. dubs man?

Roadies set. Canceled lmao.

Did you meet Jackie Byers?

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L-liar

>it's a poots thread

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Best nose in the industry

Best smile, too.

I want to see her do this while riding on my cock.

Sorry, I had to go each dinner

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Someones already posted part 1

I'd totally go gay for her

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>tfw my middle name is Gaylord
>every male in my family has that middle name in honor of one of our ancestor

When I saw her in 28 Weeks Later it was love at first sight. She's so gorgeous.

>that hand
aaron clearly going for a roadhead there

She is the perfect Harley Quinn

ha ha what a gaylord

Right?
>2007 was 10 years ago

For me it was V for vendetta. Waifu ever since.

if she was absolutetly dying to give me a BJ i'd accept

I still have this scene to do, and have had for about 3 years now.

Like I did this scene which comes just before, but never made the scene where shes just stood there covered in blood and dirt and looking so pretty while doing it.

She's too pretty to be a successful actress.

I've been meaning to tell you for ages: Please for the love of God change the filenames.

>Flith

3 years? Isn't it about time to get that finished? It only takes a few minutes. Pretty please?

>28 months later never came

Weeks was better than Days btw. Days felt like a student film.

STUPID BITCH CANT TALK AMERICAN FO SHIT

There was rumors about being in Russia or something, so probably no poots for us.
But yeah I would have liked to have the end of this story.

That was the point I think. It was all shot on a shoestring and on consumer cameras to give it a gritty feel.
Also I love that it did fast 'zombies' properly.

She's attractive and unattractive at the same time

>unattractive

>unattractive
Good luck with your cataract surgery.

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Do you think he hit that or she discarded him for not being famous enough and balding?

She dated the Fukunaga director dude from True Blood and some other films.

So is she being prepped to be the new Kiera Knightley now that Kiera's going bald?
It was gonna be Emma Watson till she kept shitting the bed and proved to be box-office poison

Perfect height for manhandling too, damn

The least I can do is at least get everything set up again

Wut, she looks much taller. Really makes u think.

I have to go again, but the remainder will be posted into the general webm thread or the next Pootie Poots thread I see

The magic of cinema

imogen putting your gay dick in her poots

>James McAvoy is 5'6
HOW

>tfw u try to kiss her, but her lips are forever out of reach because of her big nose keeping you apart

Oh man, if only KStew wasn't already my waifu...

She's much hotter than Kiera.

And these are official stats, they're probably 1-2 inches shorter.

Post more Poots. The lewder the better.

I don't think I could handle fappening leaks from her

No, Poo Poo is pure.

she's actually not like points out

Yeah, because I definitely believe some stranger on the internet.

>Implying that outfit is pure

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It's cute, you fag.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

rip roadies

She was pretty good in the Green Room. She might have a decent future in this business.

Holy shit this bitch is ugly. She has mostly conventionally attractive features but they come together horribly. I'll stick to chloe thanks

LOL

Imogen a Poots
A POOTS

>chloe

Kill yourself

good troll

Such a great movie

This
lesbifu

>she will never cut my throat

Just die in my sleep already

Back off you faggots shes mine. Ive made it my goal to meet her on set and woo her with my charm and eventually marry her and get her to change her stupid last name.

I live in la and work in the "biz" as a low level job but im still two steps ahead of you nigs

How many actresses have you smelled? Describe their aroma.

Juno temple was nice to me. Didnt really smell like anything
Lizzy caplan was also super super nice. Also didnt smell like anything really
Christina he dricks was gorgous in person. She smelled like nice perfume i guess.
Sarah silverman was also nice and also didnt smell like much

Idk i smoke a lot so i have a shit sense of smell.

>Lizzy caplan was also super super nice.
jewfu :3

poot poot

atleast Cred Forums has good taste at waifus

>Imogen

How do you pronounce that?

like imagine except with an o and the accent is on the "imo"

IMAGINE

Imogen putting your dicc in her pooots

Imogen is unheard of in America?

guess all your girls have last names as first names

There was some graphic novel or some shit

why did her parents hate her so much?