Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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This guy is such a dork.

some lil kid probably

I think Daniel Radcliffe is the only one that's manlet enough for the role.

Jake Lloyd.

This guy.

>Jake Lloyd
>5'5"
Holy shit he's perfect. Even looks like the cuck.

I take that () back.

I like him but he thinks hispanic is a race

So I don't like him

Ben is hardcore.
I hope he'll be president some day.

duuude, that black chick with the tattoo at the end talking in the car is hot

This

I know, right? Too bad she's dead now. :-(

>Jewish
>5'9
Done and done.

I wonder if he had to travel with a security detail with all the real talk in front of blacks who no doubt want to slit his throat

>liking (((Ben Shapiro)))

Ain't no nigga on this planet who would show up to a Ben Shapiro speech.

He does hire security for that very reason when he speaks.

He'll probably have a cameo in the Trump biopic

Scott Bakula would make a great Zoey Tur.

He's so close to the right answer. The only sane solution is separation.

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Literally who?