Webm Thread

so what is qt about this webm user?

>webm thread on Cred Forums
>posts Cred Forums crap
>and is also from Cred Forums

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Kek, which movie?

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imagine being arnold

Imagine, you know the rest.

alright alright

I want her to do that to my ballsack even with her tearing off the skin at the end there.

Apparently it's a TV show, Elite Yankee Saburo
I just got it from a webm thread

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NO SHE IS PURE

Slit?

pure fuckin filth m8

>killing a wild boar with you bare hands and a knife

That's just asking to get gored.

For the bore

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my.mixtape.moe/zpknbh.webm

I really want her to sit on my face and use me as a human toilet...

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why do people like fallon? he is so fucking fake.

Why do you homos post this webm so much?

You fags got some kinda crush on her or somethin'?

I REALLY want to touch her neck

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Ledecky poster, you're an awful person and shit poster and you bring down the quality of the whole board with your nonsense, but I like you.

Keep trucking until you get permabanned, you crazy bastard.

>until you get permabanned
>until

It might not be so bad if I knew wtf these shows were. No descript. Some of us don't sit in front of a fucking boob tube all day. But then I don't live at my parents either.

it's fargo and yes you are expected to know

thats very naughty user

Fat police woman and snow.

Fargo.

I haven't even watched Fargo and I know this scene is from that movie.

jeez...
is she even legal?

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Does anyone have the multiplanet destruction sequence from TFA?

if /gif/ gets sound in their webms Cred Forums should too

I understand that meme!

it's not an effective way of eating an apple

its from season 1 of the show, not the film

Sorry, I forgot about the show.
Still, I never watched it but I know it's Fargo.
Whole point being I knew it was Fargo.

You should check it out if you like the movie. Not as sharp in its script compared to the film of course, but the show is comfy as fuck.

If I was in Jake shoes I'd have creamed myself. Decent little series too.

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JUST........................................IMAGINE......................

how do i webm on iphone

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SHES JLAW IF JLAW WAS GOOD LOOKING

You can't. I think.

post it

exactly

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I heard the Olympics is a huge fuckfest, do you think she sucked a lot of dick in Rio? Do you think she got DP'd?

NO
she has literally NEVER had sex EVER

KEK that was a great post

SHE'S JUST LIKE US

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she has autism

Why is she popular? She don't even have one decent movie or show.

shit. did season 5 continue? 6?

She is in two major movies this year and is thus getting a lot of exposure

what anime is this from

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>literally bootleg Jennifer Lawrence

There's a Y chromosome in there somewhere

>literally premium Jennifer Lawrence

ftfy

real classy desu

she knows how to act hot but she is ugly as sin

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source?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_(2014_film)

kino scene of the year

thanks onii chan

hollywood is just preping you for more asians

what's this from? black mirror?

Yeah. Ginger dude is a robot with a personality created from the real version's social media posts.

thought so, looked familar. thanks

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kek

WHAT THE FUCK ROSE? YOU AND I WAS HUSBAND AND WAIFU.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
That's fucking it. I'm never having a waifu again.

>converted gif
what on earth are you doing user

A real life Roxbury brother.

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i like your work

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This shit is French isn't it?

Estonian/Russian
youtube.com/watch?v=3OGMrZKIjKU

check out his pathetic whiteboi boner lmao

why are whites so god damn pathetic?

>jessica biel will never bench-press you then use you as an onahole for her huge futa cock

why live

>You fags got some kinda crush on her or somethin'?

I dont know. You tell me

hard work for a lot of padding

>that
>white

>padding
sure bro

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You know, some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul

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what series is it?

man this screen is brilliant
i didn't get it at first until i caught it again after knowing the true identity of both men

>supes tracks dog shit into the bath by not taking off his shoes

this scene will always trigger me.

He really is the worst Superman

>jew being frivolous with money
that would never happen this webm is wrong

>Even in swimsuits the women are still wearing those heels that are designed to make them taller.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What cámara angle is that?

the Cred Forums one

La angle de caméra derrière

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What does she look like these days?

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Any where you can actually see her face?

I assume if you're at a computer that you can access a search engine of your choice, which may return more fruitful results.

Take a look at the thread for once

Looks cool, what is?

I'm talking about her face these days, not 10+ years ago you idiot

Why does it look so different?

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I'm talking about webms though

So has anyone seen or heard anything about Stripped yet
I mean, this is anonymous here, why has no-one ripped it

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Well, she's no Jumping Shrimp...

Projecting, my tiny dicked friend.

nice

Oy vey goyim delete this!

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i like this superman, but dirty shoes in the bathtub is just gross. i can't help imagining nasty shit floating around in there.

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what if she just wants a hug?

she looks pretty good for 28

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>hug

nah, she definitely wants to fuck. too bad you'd have to die first.

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>the only thing that wants to fuck you is a demonic monster which will kill you
Still better than my last ex huyck hyuck

jerking it to a man

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what is this? some wayans satire?

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>that hairline

So this is the power of doping

Get that interpolated garbage out of here.

holy compression batman!

damn i forgot all about this movie. great scene.
quentin tarantino is still overrated af tho

He'll never get permabanned because he uses proxies/vpns. Yes, he actually PAYS to shitpost on Cred Forums.

she is divine

imagine being the mirror in that scene

let's post a little Kate shall we

i found her in Hardcore Henry
didn't thought/wanted her to get A-lister

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If superman has uber muscles then superwoman should have super tits/figure.

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But that's Supergirl

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Wait? Why do the SJWs love the show then?

>oh, so in sexist Hollywood he can be SuperMAN but she's just SuperGIRL.
>Justice for SuperWOMEN

wheres this from?

Honestly user I don't know why you're asking me to rationalize the SJW mind because I can't, so here's some more Slater-Supergirl.

It's complicated and assuming you're not actually just saying that as part of the meme it goes as follows:

right around the time webms became popular that clip was made from the Fargo tv series, episode 6 I believe, the chick in it is Paula Humby who is kind of cute in a next door neighbor kind of way.

Since then practically every webm thread has featured that clip becoming a thread regular with other people (or the same guy who knows) posting pics from her tumblr or whatever going on about how cute she is, it's even part of the whole gag to ask "what is this from?" like you did.

tl:dr; repetition is the key to success

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>so here's some more Slater-Supergirl.
Well shucks, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Here's some webm I found on a thread months ago, just to keep the image count up.

reminds me on Lady Macbeth

The power of XBox 360

Evil Jane has something of that to her when she hooks up with Rossendale
I'd love some webms from the 2015 Macbeth if anyone has any

Posting whatever I've found and re-titled for personal reasons.

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I feel like the last gag, the eye cross was a bit too much. Otherwise quite nicely built joke.

>Adjani staring at camera in Possession
got this one?

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Don't think so.
Saved.
Still need to get around to watching that movie. That's what I like about WEBM threads they can intrigue you into watching something.

Possession is worth the watch. Doesn't make a fucking lick of sense though. Something about the collapse of a marriage being a metaphor for divided Berlin, or whatever.

Nah you see this copypasta would be funnier starting
>Imagine being Jamie in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, I'm still fucking fine, all sexy with my tight body.."

>"when all she really wants is to flaunt her disgusting body in front of Arnold for the 100th take of that scene and watch that Austrian behemoth squirm and writhe as he pretends to enjoy it."

Here's one for your eye contact folder

>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

If she spends all of the film looking cute except for the like horror sequences, I'm fine with the lack of coherence

Thanks!

Keep 'em coming guys. Eyes are the windows to the soul remember.

Serious question: wouldn't sex with a human be unendingly slow and boring for Superman? Imagine having to go literally 1/1000th of your top speed for fear of killing the girl. What would be point?

Could he even get hard? It would be like a human trying to jerk off by stroking his cock with a feather once every 7 minutes.

By the same token, would a blowjob from Supergirl tear off your dick?
These are the questions that keep me up at night

>Keep 'em coming guys. Eyes are the windows to the soul remember.

I will see what I have, there must be a few things in my folder. I love sex face webms.

Those are americans, they dont take their shoes when they go to sleep yet you expect them to take them off when they bath?

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I downloaded AHS because of gifs of this scene. Still haven't watched any of it though.

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>tfw every fps u've played with customizable classes has resulted in u giving 1 class the honorable title "Imogen Engine" its normally a LMG class with incendiary grenades that's crazy heavy on offense for max damage
>tfw this is the metaphor of the power she has on u

Better off just fapping to the webms/gifs tbqh

ok, her stare is off center and its giving me a headache...

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why is pepe so happy?

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he has a new cuck shed

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Oh shit wattup

I'm jealous of an apple

I fell in love the first time I've seen her.

Last one I think
I left out model shoot stuff because it's not "fourth wall" breaking

burkaed

source?

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Not direct enough

THIS on the other hand

Context? Come on there has to be context for that boob dip

that's cool. Everything, the lighting, the fact she can't turn away quick enough

This is an interesting shot. Reminds me of one of those classic musicals when at the end of a number Gene Kelly hops on the camera crane and gets lifted far above

No idea, found it in an old thread, can't help you.
Must be at least a year old though, so you can at least strike off anything recent.

why did she do the hair like that there?

>Context? Come on there has to be context for that boob dip
Her husband is filming a home video

>americans wear shoes in the bathroom
>americans wear shoes in the bath

This one of those Power Rangers rip offs? source?

Makes sense

>and this one LOCKS ON TARGET.

Ice Fantasy

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and what's the context for this one? someone walks in while she's fucking someone else?

That looks great. What kino is it?

Nah it's just the other looked like a non-Hollywood film.
Am I the only one who subconsciously interprets video differently depending on if it looks like it's been shot "professionally" or not?

uhhh... Rush.
by Ron 'Kino' Howard
written by Peter 'Loosely Based on Historical Events' Morgan

still hot, but she got noticeably worse.

Rush is legit kino/10 though t b h

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Terrible script though, even if the casting and production design was Kino-tier

why webms are without sound?

no idea, nobody knows why Cred Forums isn't allowed sound, yet basically every other board is

agree, mate. still, death proof remain one of my favorite movies. entertaining as fuck.

That girl looks really cute with cum all over her face. It's really more erotic than viewing the sex act that led up to it.

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i'm ok with that

that is ... fairly accurate

nigga that boy hispanic

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It's a fantasy/dream sequence user
Some guy is imagining riding her raw

fapfapfapf

youtube.com/watch?v=dK3TyErAal8

>me
*my dick

whoa wait, what is that from?!

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>[IV][1080p] Ai Shinozaki - Ai no Mama ni (LPBR1001)

neat

X-Men apocalypse

>she was 16 in this

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I always think she would look real ugly without all those layers of make-ups

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what is this from, a music video?

Did she quit before she did any real fucking?

Correct

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what did she mean by this?

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Didn't Tarantino say he didn't like this one or something?

They released 48fps version of X-men?

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You've never seen interpolated webms on Cred Forums before?

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looks korean, they overdo everything

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Fuck this is my new fetish
Dat neck doe

That looks remarkably like Sarah Stephens, the hottie model who played the Young VVitch

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>looks korean, they overdo everything
Indeed

I love how broken and soulless she looks

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Imagine being Arin

I know what you mean
It's a definite turn on

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You can pretty much see the edge of her pussy and by pussy I mean vulva area

>having a 3DPD waifu

wtf what caused that?

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SHOCK AND AWE, MY SON!! SHOCK AND AWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE!!

youtube.com/watch?v=7kfsosAe15I

muslims

but what kind of weaponry? the explosion almost seems to come from inside the earth

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They set off explosives inside a tunnel

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sauce

I would assume that's the live action Wind in the Willows

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s-source pls, 2D has won me over tonight.

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too bad that wouldn't work live

very familiar face... her name please?

she was mrs. kettleblack from the first season of Better Call Saul

>fake laughter intensifies

c'mon i need some sleep

>mrs. kettleblack
thank you! but i remembered her from fargo s1

here is the sauce my horny lil nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=oqiiuOyo6Kc

blessings on your heart

>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
Hot desu

God she was such a cunt in Mad Men

Well why?

...i-it's make believe, user.

That clip isn't from her everyday life.

She's probably gonna get fat when she gets a bit older

wew this is pretty hot

What's this from?

read the filename

It's actually pretty good to see them killing each other

Shit, ty, I'm on my phone

I remember reading that the involuntary muscle spasms during orgasm would propel his cum out with the force of a bullet.

So there's no real way they could finish off satisfactorily without blowing holes in her.

Holy fuck I forgot about that movie.

vegeta

who is this thicc female person?