Why did he have to comfort her after she beat the shit out of him?

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She must take a mean anal to endure all that craziness

>the soundtrack here is literally "some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused"

For sure.

I'm hostile because you're obviously a fucking faggot who't never been in any relationship let alone one that's abusive and manipulative.

mmm i would love to grind on emma robert's lap as she works her fingers inside my tight tight hole and my sticky dicky rubs against her pale white belly

>who't
Does the t stand for trips

>Allowed a woman to dominate you in a non-sexual context
>Calls others a faggot

Youre fucking stupid. Female to male domestic abuse is very real and its just as poisonous.

I felt bad for her because she pretended for years to have been raped by one of my friends. I learnt my lesson.

unless she's a fucking Zarya clone or you're some scrawny manlet then you can physically stop your abuse then drop that hoe for good

She must be a fucking tiger in the sack if he keeps coming back for more.

When the pussy game so good

It's not about being physical retard

no wonder she abused you. Your communicative skills seem to be limited to insults

Ironically the same SJWs who rail against male on female domestic abuse conveniently forget that lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence. Women are poison.

Man that's a good point—
Oops, I guess people aren't quiet about male victims of domestic abuse, they just reinforce toxic masculinity to erase it

>2+2=4
>lol u r a virgin XD

>tfw no abusive gf
;_;

She weights like 90lbs

She didn't really beat him up, just some bitch fit scratches

Yep, blaming the SJW bogeyman is definitely the smartest perspective here 9~9

>Female on Male violence on the rise
>More beta males this generation

I don't think this is a coincidence.

You're so mad and defensive about this because you know this is your fault. You could have put that bitch in her place at any time providing you were a real man.

>Toxic masculinity
>Sayeth the homophobe that gets abused by his woman

i tried that once and spent the night in jail

wouldn't recommend it

a real man know how to handle this situation

go away and leave this bitch, don't give her a reason to call 911

I'm not the dude that's venting about his ex, just a curious observer~

I wouldn't call someone gay or a virgin as an insult. Ad hominem is a weak tactic

Physicality had nothing to do with it.

>Female on Male violence on the rise
>More beta males this generation
Unless you have statistics that back this up, this is false.

>You could have put that bitch in her place at any time providing you were a real man.
And yet you want us to believe you care about domestic abuse? Maybe try a little harder.

Because he's a sweet guy.

>Emma is very dramatic,' one source told Us Weekly of the actress, adding that she tends to get 'wound up' during arguments.

>"They will not break up,' the source added. 'When they are good, they are crazy in love.'

She's borderline.

Get the fuck out of there my dude.

>gf and I get into bad argument
>she starts getting in my face and I warn her several times she needs to get out of my face
>she throws a little girly punch at my head after I call her a dumb bitch or some other name
>grab her and put her into the wall so hard she gets this horrified look on her face, starts crying as she slides down, and I notice she pissed herself
>call her a stupid bitch and tell her she brought it on herself and next time it'll be worse if she ever tries to lay a hand on me again
>she just sobs really loud and I go into the kitchen and start drinking talking to myself because I'm that mad
>about an hour later I walk into the living room and she's sitting on the couch
>she starts crying immediately and saying shit like "you're gonna leave me now!" and "you hate me!"
>I calmly explain to her that none of those things are true but if she ever tries to lay hands on me again I'll literally kill her
>she swears up and down she never will as she sobs with her head in my chest and I kiss her on top of the head and tell her everything is fine
>makeup sex that night is legit insane and some of the most passionate sex I've ever had
>she's never tried to hit me and I've never laid my hands on her like that one time again in the past year plus since it happened

You gotta make sure she knows where your boundaries are, and if she crosses them you gotta put her through the fuckin wall.

This is what they call "Manning up."

Or Male "privilege" I guess. Probably both.

it definitely went in your ass

toxic relationships are fucking exhausting for everyone involved. you can't understand the dynamics of one until you're in it either.

And then you went back to her.

Relinquish your penis, you don't deserve it.

Shes so smoking hot. I would let her punch me as many times as it took to get her worked up. It would get so damn intense. Then I would punch her in the mouth with my dick. The problem is all these sissy boys that don't know how to handle a crazy sexy piece like Emma roberts.

Nice little fantasy you got there m9

>we do know at least one person couldn't handle her at her worst
I kek'd.

>I can;t imagine it happening to me so I'll project that he's a liar and use an image macro to try to enforce my statement because I'm a pathetic faggot

Do the world a favor and fucking kill yourself. Far worse shit happens every five seconds. Don't project your beta numale existence onto me.

roleplaying belongs on /x/ dipshit

Something similar happened with my parents but she threw a plate and he knocked her the fuck out. First and last time I ever saw them get physical with anyone.

Nah, she was emotionally and mentally abusive.

Evan deserves a lot better.

Being beta cuckolds who have never been in a real relationship belongs on /r9k/ you limp wristed faggots.

>tfw she will never lose control in a fit of anger and bite you with her massive chompers like a wild animal

Did you mean to quote my post? Yours is really lewd. This is a blue board, user.

You must feel like a big man.

tryhard samefag roleplaying fat neckbeard fucker detected

fucking degenerate

Bitches are crazy though. Shell bang her arm on the counter, call the cops and say you abused her. Seriously can't win in any situation like that. It's best to walk far far away.

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Her teeth look infected

My mom scratched my dad's face and he slapped her so hard she laid on the ground for like fifteen minutes holding her head when I was a kid. I saw her slap at him other times after that but he never hit her again and she never got as bad as that time.

>being this mad that my story was shit

Dude chill, im sure reddit will give you lots of Uptendies if you tell that story over there

Here, have another "macro" :^)

>she'll never describe in detail the feeling of digesting your private parts after leaving you bleeding to death on the floor, emasculated

user, your defensiveness belies the strength you claim to have. Are you drinking enough water?

why are whites so cucked

It's okay, it didn't even hurt after the first few bites.

No, the cocaine sterilizes the germs.

Try again numale faggot. I guarantee you like to get pushed around by women because you have mommy issues. Like I said the first time you should fucking kill yourself.

>Y-y-you mad!
>image.png
>Gay unfunny picture

Yeah, you're definitely one of those chastity device wearing fuckboys who want to drink black cum out of pussies. Pathetic. Enjoy being a footstool.

Why is she crying?

I want to build a dam with her.

Stop all the water, all day long.

dude forgiving abusers lmao

She got caught.

He attempted to take her iphone from her hand and she instinctively bit him.

I absolutely guarantee that your gf cheated on you with a black guy you fucking beta cuck, this is your way of coping

Sorry i invaded your safe space

Well he does look like a man who doesn't press charges or any issues for that matter.
After all he still can't say no to appearing in AHS.

>2+2=All Women Are Evil
>I'm totally not an embittered virgin tho XD

>tfw she will never bite you

jdimsa

>I absolutely guarantee that your gf cheated on you with a black guy you fucking beta cuck
>This projection

wew lad, you get more pathetic by the post.

>Try again
Ok. You're a stupid lumpy fucker who's never even touched a woman and nothing you type here will ever make anyone think any differently. In fact, everyone around you including your family (even distant relatives) probably thinks you're an insufferable prick or at least a greasy, awkward weirdo who they would rather not be around but feel compelled to TRY to spend time with you out of sheer pity, pity bordering on disgust for your disgusting fat body and equally disgusting personality. YOU should be the one to commit suicide, but I'm sure your dad told you the same thing when he caught you jerking off to rape-themed cartoon porn movies.

>n-no she didnt

I love that pic so much

Her friends were so concerned they went straight to the press open-handed.

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She looks so happy

>mommy issues

you're the one writing erotica on an anime website about beating your fictional gf

Asshole OP. What kind of heartless monster wouldnt comfort Best Emma after she goes a little overboard with her passion? Shes just a little emotional

Fucking hell...

>tfw she'll never nibble on your carrot all dressed up in a fancy bunny costume

Stupid sexy Bestest Emma

What's the difference between emotional and mental abuse

One is a dick in the ass the other is a dick in your feelings

>can't even spell bellies and stuffs it in sentences incorrectly
lmao

dunno i never had a gf

>solipsism is evil

no it's just solipsism it has no inherent moral characteristic

Honestly why is that guy dating trannyCosmo's long lost sister? He could do so much better. She's the kind of trash looking bimbo that should be sinking her claws into autistic fat neckbeards like us. If she weren't Julia Roberts' niece she'd probably be Swaglord's gf.

What do you think they taste like?

What the fuck kind of name is Chord Overstreet

>She's the kind of trash looking bimbo that should be sinking her claws into autistic fat neckbeards like us
implying

dem toes

Sweet Jesus

Damn, I didn't realize how ugly she could be. AHS/SQ makeup crews deserve some Emmys.

>dates Quicksilver
>Quicksilver proposes to her
>she beats him up
>engagement is called off and they break up
>get back together
>break up
>get back together (now)

Salty strawberries

He also called the police, but didn't press charges and keeps agreeing to take her back because he loves her. Is he, dare I say /ourguy/?

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>literally on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to anime and autistically analyzing movies, trying to prove to anonymous autists that you have a healthy social and sex life, and getting obviously quite angry about doing so in the process

i want wannabe normies to >>>/go/

slit your throat ourguy faggot

wow you're definitely not /myguy/

Yes

Make the right choice, Evan

WHAT.A.FAGGOT

Oh, so you're also mentally weak!

I'm not sure, I guess you could just lump them into one. Psychological abuse, whatever. She would deliberately "get upset" at me or something I did in the past, or something that I had little to no control over and then she'd drag it on and guilt me. She was extremely jealous and insecure and did all kinds of fucked up shit because she's batshit.

You don't know what it's like to date a crazy bitch. It's like alcoholism. You know it's wrong but the next night you're ready for a night of intoxication.

Incorrect.

You only go back because you are an insecure beta loser.

>when your gf has tantrums and throws shit at you in public and everyone thinks you must be the bad guy for some reason

I'm so sorry, user. That must suck.

Why even keep her then?

>don't give her a reason to call 911

Youre not getting it are you? No reason needed, and guess what happens 99% of the time a female calls in a DA report user?

If you're like me, you'll stick it out with a crazy bitch for way too long just because she fucks like a porn star

This

>had a gf who could take my whole 8 inch dick down her throat
>could cum buckets while I was balls deep in her face

All this could have been avoided, if he both lifted and jelqed

Break up with her if she ever does it again. If you ever plan on having kids, you couldn't count on her.

Because he's a pussywhipped beta that's just happy he found someone willing to be in a relationship with him.

>8 inch

You aren't supposed to measure from under your balls.

What? You're supposed to measure from the tailbone, you mong

My last ex was pretty abusive. Emotional, and mental abuse I can tolerate because I'm not a pussy. But it reached new depths when she started trying to run me over, and light my house on fire. Over things like 'you don't spend enough time with me' or 'I don't feel like we're emotionally close'.

Final straw was when she poisoned my dog. What a jerk.

I'd punch that dopey cunt through a wall

fucking beta virgins ITT

What a brave wimin

I am perfectly fine with being a virgin for like if that means I don't have to deal with insane women and their bullshit.

>ywn be bullied by best emma

The only men that can't handle violent women are devolved beta cucks. You have literally lost your mating instinct in finding the strongest mate.

>gf acting all pent up and passive aggressive when I'm home from work
>notice it immediately
>"waddup bitch?"
>she expected me to catch the energy and be intimidated, instead I was the aggressor

Stupid virgins not knowing how to handle women.