The Truman Show

>It's a Truman eats too much red meat and gets horrible rancid gas that he can't resist smelling every time he rips another wet fart episode

>It's a Truman farts in bed and pulls the covers over his head episode

kek

>It's a Truman farts on the couch then gets up and deeply sniffs the cushion episode

>It's a Truman goes to the club but can't dance so he just moves his arms around and shuffles his feet episode

>It's a truman is running out of space for all his empty beer cans but doesn't know what to do with them in case his mum finds them in the trash episode

>It's a Truman tries to suck his dick for 30 minutes, debates getting one of his ribs taking out then just goes back to jacking off and forgets about it

>It's a Truman finally does something about all the crusty socks under his bed while his mum is out episode

That was a pretty niche episode tee bee aytch (to be honest).

Does Truman do anything other than huff farts and masturbate?

>it's a truman hangs up the phone and paces aimlessly around the house for 5 minutes while he replays the conversation in his head episode

What else is there?

>it's a truman meets eyes with a beautiful young woman while grocery shopping for half a second before she looks away and he goes home and fabricates an entire intricate storyline of their budding relationship and eventual downfall episode

>it's a truman meets eyes with a beautiful young woman while grocery shopping for half a second before HE looks away because he can't maintain eye contact with anyone, let alone a beautiful woman, and he goes home and fabricates an entire intricate storyline of their marriage and living happily ever after, which will never, ever, ever happen because he is incapable of engaging with or opening up to anyone on an emotional level

my favorite episode

wish I could stop this kind of thing

>it's a Truman remembers every embarrassing thing he ever did at 2 AM episode

Oh boy, that Truman

>it's a Truman can't sleep because he'd feel like he'd die in sleep episode

They've been playing this episode a lot recently

>it's a Truman finds out his in a tv show episode/movie

>it's a Truman lies awake at night wondering if his consciousness dies every time he falls asleep and is reborn the next day, drawing on all previous memories in order to maintain the illusion of being continuous
>he finds it comforting to know he will be soon be gone, and another version of him will be forced to deal with the life he has created for himself

>it's a Truman is stealth-bumping his own thread on a Vietnamese image board because no one replies episode

this one hit too hard

>it's a Truman posts in and contributes to a Truman thread with no knowledge of the existence of the real Truman show because all text and images relating to his monitored existence are censored and altered when he browses the internet and user it is user anon happening user right user now user to user anon you user episode

not sure im liking this new season guys

>it's a "Truman has a positive social interaction, then spends the rest of the day rethinking every detail before deciding with no evidence but his own paranoia and self-loathing that the person he was talking to was just being polite but he actually couldn't wait to get away from Truman" episode

>Its a Truman has a shit sandwich because he ran out of ketchup episode

He occasionally worries about his stool.

>It's a Truman worries about the stomach ache he's had for the last 5 years

>it's a Truman starts seeing less and less people in the city as the network struggles with the budget season

>Its a Truman puts a Trump sign on his lawn and his neighbour knocks on his door with a 10 minute rant why he is wrong supporting a racist episode

Jesus Christ

This episode has done some damage

>it's a Truman has to get to work in thirty minutes and spent all night shitposting on the internet again

>Its a Truman wakes up and checks his computer to see if his trap porn torrents have finished but realises his wife is already up and turned the computer off for him already episode

>that episode when the 1994 Northridge earthquake caused the dome to partially collapse and hundreds of star lights rained down on the town like bombs

that was the most scared I've ever seen Truman, it's a great one to watch, it's S25E182 "Apocalypse"

>It's a Truman spots the beautiful young woman who lives in the apartment next to him, who happens to have a half spic kid, while grocery shopping, and helps her out as she is leaving, and later she comes to the mechanic he works at, the boss tells him to give her a ride home, and he shows her something cool

>it's a Truman feeds her all the eggs episode

>It's a Truman somehow manages to access the uncensored version of the Internet and realizes that he is on a tv show seen by billions then slowly starts making subtly racist remarks about minorities in an attempt to start a massive global race war episode

The Truman Show doesn't make any sense.

Jim Carrey plays it where he goes from believing the world around him is real to being the equivalent of someone who has always existed outside of the show waking up in it.

Should have been a more gradual realisation and the realisation should have had a greater effect on Truman.

>it's a Truman is OP and samefagged the first two posts in the thread because no one responded and then fell asleep worrying no one would respond but when he woke up he saw the thread was still alive and it brings him joy because there's nothing going on in his life episode

I can never really feel happy for Truman in these episodes because things that bring him joy are always so pathetic.

agreed, he should have been a lot more scared, especially when he crashes the boat into the 'sky'. I mean it's a 30 year old realizing that everything he's ever known or experienced was fake

>It's an I think the entire world is created just for me like in the truman show episode

>It's a "Truman assembles a kill kit from 4 different hardware stores and starts stalking a co-worker until she is escorted away with 3 security personnel to go work in another state at short notice" episode

>as someone who has always existed outside

But user Truman never leaves his house. He just sits at home posting on a Malaysian baking chat room brooding and masturbating himself to sleep

>It's a "Truman buys in to the Mayan 2012 myth, sells his house, then spends all his savings on hookers, drugs, fast cars and guns, before waking up in 2013 with nothing to show for it, contemplates suicide, then gets a telegram telling him his long lost uncle had died and left him enough money to buy back his house" episode

Thought for sure he was going to catch on to the show here

>It's a Truman is frustrated because that kickstarter he backed has gone quiet and stopped updating episode

>it's a Truman wonders if when he gets on a train or a plane the window is actually a video playing and people outside are switching the entire set just for him for a short time and any delays are really issues putting the new set pieces together episode

These episodes always give me that Matrix syndrome feel where you can't tell what's real.

Truman really can't be this stupid, right? That was just ironic satire, right

Seriously this. I guess maybe he felt so down he didn't mind a telegram was given to him without even owning a house or a proper address but he should have been at least a little suspicious.

>It's a Truman obsessively overthinks his relationship with a girl until it is destroyed completely episode

>it's a Truman secretly knows he's on a show and wonders if Christof will just kill him if the ratings drop episode

The ironic thing is he's right.

>It's a Truman becomes introverted and isolates himself from society long enough to begin thinking everyone is against him and starts plotting his killing spree episode

Taking a dark turn here

It's a Truman meets a girl in the bus he takes everyday to get from his school to his home who he actually gets along and enjoys his company, but he is too autistic to do anything or to say how he really feels episode

I'm sure glad I'm not like truman, guys

>it's a Truman wipes too much and sees blood on the toilet paper episode

wipe, don't polish, Truman

fuck you

> its a truman becomes too pathetic for tv so the execs move to have him assassinated and replaced with an actor double but the operation goes wrong and truman hides in the woods thinking the pod people are coming so they feed him LSD to make him think it was just an hallucination and ironically the whole ordeal makes him into a better person episode
gi fuck yourself if you dont think its the GOAT story arc

>It's a Truman is feeling tired because he stayed up all night wondering if he'd ever see that girl again and fearing what happens after death episode

This movie was pure kinomatographie

>it's a Truman tries to prevent bloody stool and gets a rash all day from not wiping enough episode

Truman thinks he's slick when he scratches his ass in public, but it's so damn obvious.

This is far too close to home user...

>It's another 8 hours of Truman having a shameshower crying so hard he vomits

>it's a Truman doesn't want to go to work episode so he frantically calls his coworkers to get them to cover his shift but nobody answers episode

>It's a Truman tries to ignore the increasingly frequent palpitations episode

Fucking writers.

>It's a Truman struggles with his Oedipus complex after learning his brother's been murdered for fucking and killing an underaged prostitute episode
That whole arc seemed way too dark tbf

>It's a Truman gave his girlfriend 3 STD's episode

>It's a Truman has to buy cream for his scrotum because he scratches it too much episode

>it's a Truman's nan finds his jizz jar episode

Truman should eat more fibers and move more

>its a truman is home alone so he runs around the house listening to music and pretending to fight invisible enemies episode

>it's a 'Truman throws his back out during a particularly exotic masturbation session and spends the next 30 minutes in nude agony wondering if embarrassment of calling for help is worth it.' Episode

>it's a Truman post a thinly veiled personal anecdote on a fictional image board episode

We've all done this right?

comfy

Only to see if I could
I wouldn't actually suck my dick if I could though, that's fucking gay as

>It's a Truman's wife wants him to do a threesome with her and her hot girlfriend but he falls asleep on the sofa and the hot friend has to fly back to California in the morning and he never gets the opportunity again episode

>it's a Truman realises his ears are ringing episode

Does "redpilled" mean "desperately confused and fearful"?

>It's a Truman accidently kills his mistress and rush out in panic to his house, leaving hair samples, semen and bloody fingerprint all over and try to confess crying on the phone drunk out of his mind to the police
I thought this was the end of it when they couldn't decide between trying to find a look alike of the girl and pretend she survived or botching the murder investigation to let Truman of the hook.
Luckily Truman discovered he derived sexual pleasure from the killing and decided to plan his next move in front of the mirror, I think that swayed hugely in favor of the lookalike plotline.

Fuck you, I was really enjoying this thread

>it's a Truman realises he's breathing manually episode

>it's a Truman accidentally stumbles upon cheese pizza during a random google image search and has a crisis of conscience episode

no, it means 'blindly agreeing with Cred Forums even when facts disagree with you'

Did that all night at a rave once
Never again

You know why I like the Truman show? Because he is just like me and you.

No, it means acknowledging the globalist's anti-Western agenda and trying to save the West's identity and soul. Don't you have to attend a #BLM meeting or something?

>it means fantasising that you're a crusading knights-templar/nazi hybrid on an anonymous image board
FTFY

>Its another "Truman starts to beleive that those around him could read his thoughts so he cusses them out in his head" episode

lel

>It's a "Truman is forced to sleep with no background noise during a power outage and is driven insane from his tinnitus" episode

>It's a Truman calls the elevator in the 4th floor and the lady going to the first just like him gets off and takes the stairs because she doesn't want to share the elevator with him

If you are not afraid of having Hillary as a president there is something very wrong with you

>it's a Truman cums in the mayonnaise jar and grins as he gives out free sandwiches to the girl scouts

>anti-White butthurt shitskin detected

Don't make me laugh user you can't even keep the interracial spam of your own board.

>it's a best of show that Christof threw together while masturbating to boyhood film of Truman

>mfw I'm not the only one who does this

>Its a 13 year old Truman sniffs his sisters panties while masterbating for the first time episode

Fuck you I thought I had finally got rid of that memory forever. Now I'm going to lay awake and remember the embarrassment all night

I must have missed that one

Isn't that actually the plot of the film though?

>its a Truman starts typing in the address and it autocompletes to embarrassing porn while your friends/family is standing over your shoulder episode

lets just skip this episode guys

>it's a Truman misreads his cousin's body language and makes a move on her at a family gathering and everyone finds out episode

>it's a Truman goes to work depressed and all his coworkers act weird towards him episode

>it's a truman ends up with a broken nose, tinnitus, balding head, and attempts sucide, but then he realizes that he's just a shell and nobody can see through him, so he changes his lifestyle completely and becomes confident enough to get a gf, few friends and a comfy job.

>episode

>it's a Truman becomes a paranoid schizophrenic episode

I don't understand these threads.

Why?

because of your autism

>it's a Truman's dad constantly tries to nicely tell Truman to get a job and excersise but Truman continues to live in his parents house well into his 30s without leaving his room because he's too embarrassed to be seen in the only sweatpants and tshirt that fit anymore episode
>when Trumans dad died when he was young

>It's a Truman thinks he's falling in love with the qt tranny he met on Craigslist and asked to go see a movie with him because she's one of the nicest and most understanding of his social anxiety people he has ever met and she acts more feminine than any woman that was born a woman he has ever been around but he's kind of worried about how his family is going to react episode

>It's a Truman is afraid to fart at work so he keep it during 7 hours and his belly hurts but he tries to stay calm and collected episode
I know what Truman feels, this also happened to me today. Felt so good when I got rid of this burden while walking in an empty street.

>it's a Truman considers suicide after realizing he will never be on his favourite TV show, but changes his mind after a while

>she

Yeah whatever, still though best thing that's happened to me in a looooong time.

Were do the writers keep coming up with this stuff?
It's like they're actually writing about us!

Man I love these fucking threads, I hope someone is saving every Truman Show episode.

>it's a Truman looks around, checks the bedroom lock twice, and then puts his hand down his sweatpants, scratches himself, then picks the eczema crust off his balls and eats it

>It's a Truman is taking a shower but he can't be bothered to go and pee in the toilet due to the colder temperature outside of the shower so he just pees down the shower drain instead episode.

>Its a "Truman gets drunk at his cousin's reception and dances to Thriller and is conscious about it but his mind cannot control his body due to the level of alcohol in his veins so he just sobs internally while ironically everyone thinks he's the shit and the best thing to happen at the reception" episode.
You can still see him cringe about it when his family reminds him of that night.

>It's that episode where that girl Truman talks to in class holds his hand the whole class out of nowhere and he walks her to her next class while talking about how they've both been thinking about each other for a while but then when they get to the door outside her class and he goes in to kiss her for the first time she starts crying and runs into class.

>That followup episode where he tries to talk to her during the next class but she sits on the other side of the room and leaves early and Truman wonders whether or not he would look like a stalker if he ran after her and asked what was going on.

Boy I can't wait to find out what happens next

>It's a Truman shits in the shower and then tries to throw the log into the toilet but he misses and it leaves a big stain on the wall and when his mom sees it she rips his towel off and chases him through the house hitting him with the broom on his bare ass even though he's almost thirty episode

And people wonder why Truman hardly ever leaves his bedroom anymore and why he shits into milkjugs instead.

>It's a Truman gets fired and doesn't have a place to stay so he spends the night on a park bench episode

>It's a does heroin and spends the entire day laying on the floor episode

>It's a Truman gets a genital infection and can't stand or sit up straight for three days episode

>It's another Truman spends 20 minutes silently holding a knife and staring at his arm before putting the knife down and roll credits episode

>it's another Truman staring down the end of a shotgun in his moms basement episode

got pretty tiresome after the 23rd episode of it.

>It's a Truman finally gets the courage to pull the trigger only to find that every shell is a dud mysteriously episode
You could really feel the pain and frustration he was going through

Wtf, I thought this was just a movie. Are these episodes from like a web-spinoff or something.

>It's a Truman whores himself on Craigslist so he can buy Magic cards episode

I am not above letting an older man suck my dick for a foil Tarmogoyf.

These threads are way more cancerous than baneposting

>Contained to one thread
>People having harmless fun

You're literally just a STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE faggot who doesn't know what cancerous even means. Protip: Try looking in the mirror.

The only bad posts are the fartfags and scatfags. It got old quick and now it's just bottom tier fetish betas. Probably IRL cuckolds as well.

...

A/S/L?

>It's a Truman still works at the same mentally draining dead end job he's been at for the last 6 years, with pay that is decent enough but with no upward mobility episode

>it's a Truman's wife is way too conservative to ever do anything like this episode
Kind of sucks, but it improves the odds of her not cheating I guess.

>making a move on a cousin
Even if you were cool with doing this you should have waited for her.

>it's a Truman drives past his ex girlfriend's house at 4am again episode

>it's a Truman checks his ex's Instagram everyday, and looks at her new bf's twitter on a regular basis even though she broke up with Truman years ago. Truman is even married now, but he still thinks about her.
How do the writers come up with this shit? No one would do this kind of thing.

I think the suggestion is that a part of him always felt it
Like if you had always thought at the back of your mind that you had superpowers and woke up one day and you did, you'd be surprised as shit but there'd also be a lot of 'I fucking knew it' which would mitigate the surprise somewhat

>it's a Truman doesn't belong anywhere and desperately tries to avoid contact with others but can't because of the demands of life episode

...

Fuck you faggots for ruining Kinoman threads with your bullshit normie feels.

>i looked at a girl and i was too nervous and im so hurt and depressed

And yes if even one person replied to your post to agree or "feel" with you its a normie feel.

Its only funny when Truman is doing truly depraved anti-social shit and the producers have to invent some crazy shit like an earthquake or random skydiver saving the day to stop him

>Uses the word kino and isn't a Russian

Fuck off taco bender, your opinion doesn't matter because you literally aren't people.

Honestly the movie would have been so much more funny and interesting if Truman turned out to be a clinically depressed social failure despite christoph's best efforts

>its a forced Cred Forums meme thread along with Sopranos

>mods do nothing

Kill yourselves, fucking cancer. You keep reposting the same shit over; I wonder what that "other"-eddit site does. Oh yeah, generals and generally reposting the same shit over and over.

Fucking Cred Forums faggots.

>Sopranos

lel literally what the fuck are you even talking about right now reddit? Thanks for bumping the thread though bro I was out doing something and it surely would have 404'd without your bump.

>Blaming Cred Forums for all your imaginary internet problems

Show us on the doll where the football team touched you.

>reddit

Its forced memes you fucking idiot. Day after day, after day.

>404ed without your bump
Proves you're actually from the place you're claiming I'm from, since you never heard of "sage", you frothing mouthbreathing retarded newfaggot.

And yes, Cred Forums is the cancer of Cred Forums, I'm sorry again you're fresh off the boat.

>that one episode where Truman got a hothead out of his sight
That whole season was filled with Nolan trilogy references, now that I remember.

>He thinks sage still works

lel fucking newfaggot that got shut off like two years ago and does nothing on this board now, you would know that if you were actually from here and not /reddit9k/. If it would have worked and not bumped the thread it would have 404'd. Look at the post times. I bumped this shit from page six only because you had already bumped it. Now cry more you fucking bitch, I'm sorry you're the size of a tugboat.

P.S. Thanks for another bump. ;^)

>mfw my name is Truman
These threads always hit extra close to home

It still works you retarded backtracking faggot.

It hasn't been "public" since 2012, when you immigrated here.

Have fun being literally retarded.

You not only don't know what you're talking about but you also just bumped this thread off page 2 and I watched it happen.

Keep them bumps coming you fucking faggot. leling at your life right now.

moot shut down sage almost three years ago because butthurt people like you were abusing it you imbecile

these threads are reddit as fuck though

>The ratings go down again because Truman went out and embarrassed himself again so he decided to stay at home for two more years

I wish the producers put some pills in his food so he couldn't get a boner after touching a girl's hand. Or I wish they gave him drinks with almost no alcohol so he couldn't say outloud all the shit that goes through his head for being a beta.

(You)
I pity whoever has to take care of you.

>it's a Truman shills Trump on the internet and he isn't even american episode

I did not. Sorry, have a nice day.

Sage still works. Go to any page 10 thread, use "sage" as an option, and it _will_not_bump.
I just tested it right now on two different boards, Cred Forums and Cred Forums.

Christ no wonder this board's IQ is lower than ever.

>It's a Truman goes on some shitty website and gets mad at people for making threads he deems "Reddit" when he could have easily hidden or filtered the threads but instead he chose to take out his impotent rage on the people in the thread and everyone there laughed at him because he said something stupid that was wrong and now he's trying to defend himself but everyone knows he's crying like a little girl, then he admits he's a Cred Forumseddit poster and everyone laughs at him even more because it proves the only two options are he's twelve or literally retarded episode

You have to go back.

>Cred Forums calling Cred Forums meme forcing cancer

Define irony.

Cred Forums.org/faq#sage
If it didn't work or exist, moot would have removed it like he altered the FAQ with the sage change. He even updated in 2012, as you can see by the next FAQ point, that default posting goes back to your post, instead of the top thread (OP) post, as signaled by "August 2012".

Q.E.D. Sage still works, still exists, you're confusing other replies right before mine for "bumps".

Also
>claims I'm from Cred Forums
I tried it on one of the fastest boards. I still use /frames. Sorry I didn't use Cred Forums or your Cred Forums instead.

see
Define kneejerk and generalizing.

I also despise some Cred Forums crossposters, namely 3x3 threads and "What if X was a movie?" or "Cast Y videogame".

Cute projection from cancerous posters.

You literally just posted on Cred Forums and admitted it. You're from Cred Forums. Go back Cred Forumsermin.

>See me make an excuse and believe it because I said so

Yeah, no. Fuck off. .

Just because I posted once on a board doesn't mean I'm from that board.

But hey, whatever fills your shitpost and "bantz" and memes quota, Cred Forums, since you desire to bring this board even further than Cred Forums, which is quite a feat since that place is LGBT/porn/furry general.

>>Cred Forums

lel you fucked that up

>Just because I posted once on a board doesn't mean I'm from that board

It literally does. Go back.

>Admits he posts on Cred Forums too

You can stop eating your own tail anytime now ouroboros boy.

>lel

Might as well go back to Cred Forums then bud. Here's your last (You).

I've probably been on Cred Forums longer than you've been posting on Cred Forums, but you'll claim a multitude of insults to say that it is invalid, irrelevant, or unable to be proven. Which I can do as the latter, but no doubt, you'd reuse said image to claim some fallacy is true in another /q/ Hiro thread.

>Admits
I never said I posted there, go reread, your reading comprehension is pretty bad. It's simple as clicking the board link.

All these last (You)s for the cancerous faggots of Cred Forums that killed it, are unable to handle the truth, and resort to ad hominem when they get told off to derail the argument that they were incorrect.

Have a nice day, neo/tv/ :^)

>this Cred Forumse/v/Cred Forumsitor being destroyed right now

You got rekt kid. Now run on back to Cred Forumseddit and get your fucking shinebox.

Thanks for the (You)s faggot!

>truman watches theamazingatheist videos
>later goes to purchase bananas

Did you also purchase hot oil and chocolate?

>It's a Truman is jacking off and decides to cum in his mouth then regrets it after orgasming

>Cred Forums

jesus christ that's a bit much, don't you think?

>And its toughness is equal to that number plus 1
> */1+*
What? I know what it's saying but is there no better way to say that?

>it's a Truman wants the power to moderate and is willing to do it for free but his application got rejected

stay true, man

>it's a truman discovers a thick feminist whore on tinder and fears both premature ejaculation and STDs episode

>it's a truman feels immense guilt after he offhandedly insults his friend as a joke hours before episode

that's too dramatic and empathetic ya dingus

THIS SHIT IS TOO GOD DAMN RELATABLE

WHAT IS IT BUZZFEED DIDN'T PUT OUT ENOUGH INTROVERT PROPAGANDA THIS WEEK?

oh my god, I did just this a while back at a first official College party.
>because he can't dance
The worst part is I danced when I was younger and was pretty good until anxiety came. I can dance quite good when I am alone but when there are people around by arms become made of stone and I can even get feet of ground easily. I still put myself in that situation in my head when I go to sleep

>It's a Truman's birthday and nobody called him episode
Hold on Truman, the day's not over yet. ;_;

>the arc where Truman find The Lump

still one of the best

fuck you, I learned how to knowingly breath automatically and being aware of the breathing because of meditation

>it's Truman finds out he has two urethral openings, the second one at the base of his penis and that's why he always has a small drops of urine on hos pants when he pees standing up episode

fuck you, I learned how to knowingly breath automatically and being aware of the breathing because of meditation

>it's a Truman has pretty good ideas for movies and is getting good at screenwriting episode
>it's a Truman realizes that maybe things aren't so bad after all, even if he has no friends, is a virgin, and dropped out of college last year

No. It's the plot of my life.

Fucking pleb.

>It's a Truman forgets MDMA exists episode.

Always hated these, way too unrealistic. Who goes to a club without investing in some dirt cheap pill form charm and confidence?

>it's a Truman breaths manually episode
>after the commercial break he blinks manually, too

>That end of the arc cliffhanger where Truman discovers she does like him but is being a drama queen because a. some fucked up personal life stuff she blames it on, or b. she just loves attention.
Can't wait for Truman to decide whether she's worth the trouble. If he does, he had better remember this is how the relationship began, with his anxiety and her high drama surrounding every move

Dated her for two years, ended two years ago. Never checked her Facebook once since, except for seeing new profile photos when he scrolled pat old posts. Don't even know if she has an Instagram.
Firefox just updated and her e-mail and password are now auto-filled on Facebook.
It's been two fucking years, guys, surely Truman knows no good can come of logging in ash er and seeing everything?

>it's a truman finds out a high school acquaintance is transitioning episode and sends a nice message to >her all the while knowing that what he'd really prefer to be the one doing it but he's too cowardly to even talk about his feelings to anyone, let alone make a life altering decision at all

They're really pushing an agenda in the latest few I feel.

>It's a truman leaves the word episode off of his own autistic annecdote and then samefags to hide the pain episode

>it's a "Truman goes on a 32 minute anti-semitic rant about how the Jews control the world which makes some of the Jewish crew members sit down and consider their lives" episode

>it's a Truman should kill himself episode

>it's a Truman fasts for two days and drinks 3 glasses of prune juice with a couple of laxatives just to clear out the tubes

Haha, when he took his shirt off and bit down on a towel, classic Truman!

>its a 37 episode truman-tries-to-suck-his-own-dick story arc

I can't believe they used the same plot for the birthday episode 3 years in a row

They should make a TV show about this and include this. I mean it could be super great. Actually anybody could easily make this with a bunch of hidden cameras.

>it's a Truman writes a couple screenplays for movies he'd love to see get made one day but he never sends them in and the network filming him decides to take them and make them out in the real world to bank on the Truman show and they are loved by everyone but Truman never gets to see how his work changes people's lives so he continues to watch TV and masturbate season of episodes

damn...

>It's a Truman gets drunk and opens up to someone and is extremely embarrassed but hopes for the love of god they try to help him because he can't speak about anything personal while sober episode

>not owning the 65,745 disk DVD box set

and yes I just did the math

>Ass is constantly itchy from the irritation of doing this too much
>Have to rub it to relieve itch
>More blood

Only God can forgive him