How does he masturbate?
How does he masturbate?
Eli Reyes
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Thomas Turner
The force.
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Alexander Foster
Force choke
Connor Wright
Pretty obvious his dick burned off.
Justin Jackson
he fell into lava belly up. His dick and balls were incinerated instantly.
He probably pees through a space catheter
Brayden Campbell
He doesn't. Why do you think he's so angry all the time?
Landon Roberts
if you get angry when you can't masturbate (i.e. withdrawals) then you're probably addicted
Jacob Barnes
This the high ground fucked up everything.
Jace Murphy
Cane here to post this
Eli Mitchell
with the force
Evan Allen
Leave that to me.
Xavier Robinson
So the Jedi can't have girlfriends for whatever bullshit reason, but why are all the Sith single as well? Every Sith we see in the movies is a sad loser.
Jose Evans
Yes, my lord.
Elijah Powell
>turned up the heater
>burned off his weiner
Brody Morales
Dominic James
He doesn't, he's so self absorbed and devoted to expanding his power that he probably sees sex stuff as beneath him.
Thomas Rivera
>try to turn vader into a fedora lord
the difference is that power for a dark sider becomes all consuming, the bane trilogy explores this pretty well.
Caleb Robinson
'Chosen One' can't even defend his rear while doing a backflip towards a higher position
Shitty plot = deleted from history!
henceforth NON CANON
Nathan Scott
also, evil ending male KOTOR is true canon fyi
Jayden Garcia
I don't know what in my post triggered you, but I ever implied he was a fedora.
Then you basically repeated what I said.
Christian Powell
Vader is a eunuch. His genitalia were burnt off after he was mutilated and left for dead on mustafar. He urinated through a catheter which is built into his suit. He cannot breath, shit, or really any normal bodily function without mechanical assistance. He can't even eat solid food.
The suit was also designed by Sidious to be uncomfortable and painful so as to never allow Vader a good night's sleep and to make Vader angry, tired, and constantly frustated. It's also very weak to force lightning.
Isaac Ross
fuck off EU
Camden Thomas
The suit has an intergrated vibrating buttplug
Isaac Brown
His pants were intact, so lil Ani didn't get burned off, but was probably scarred, unless he had dick armor. He probably didn't forcefap for a few months. Also, Vader has a sweet cock panel on his crotch leather for whipping it out with ease. He spends a lot of time in his "meditation" chamber.
Caleb Gomez
Not well
But he gives it a shot
Ayden Richardson
Dreams of orange buttcheeks.
It is extremely painful
Juan Morgan
He's a big guy