74% of Millennials own dogs

74% of Millennials own dogs

overrated series

What happens to a saltwater fish if you put it in freshwater?

It dies, you autist.

i kind of want a snake. do they have vagina?

No but they can slither up yours

Dogs confirmed for numale pet

Uhh, speciesist much?
Why wouldn't saltwater fishes be just as capable of swimming in freshwater as you and me?

how'd you know i was a girl? creeper.........

That's like saying we'd be able to breathe the atmosphere on jupiter or something. Physically we could but it would fuck us up.

>tfw no doggy bro friend to call your own
>tfw living with mom and her annoying yappy pomeranians

>24%
>74% of that 24%
>49% of that 24%
>19% of that 24%
These numbers don't add up

How the hell do people live with dogs or cats? Even if they're trained to poop outside, you can't teach them to wipe their bums can you? So you're letting something with a shit smeared anus into your home, onto your couch/bed, in your kitchen... Fucking disgusting. I guess some people just don't understand hygiene.

You know you can own both a dog, a cat and a fish?

why do you think those numbers should add up to 100?

Have you ever walked into a bathroom and caught a whiff of another persons shit? That means their shit is literally inside your nose and lungs, in your eyes and mouth.

Cred Forums?

you are fucking stupid

I bet you're fun to hang out with

Bane?

>comparing microscopic particles of shit in the air with comparatively huge amounts on your couch and bed

If I put you in freshwater would you die?

...

That's the natural order of things

salmon can do it but when they die shortly after transitioning from saltwater to freshwater

Cat's lick their assholes.

And then proceed to lick everything else.

why does anyone pets i don't get it. it only limits yours life

If this post is any indicaction, you sound pretty limited already

Quadrupeds' ass cheeks don't squeeze together over the butthole. They don't require as much cleaning.