>You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.
What did he mean by this? What could be worse than giant bugs and huge predators?
Ryder Lopez
Malaria
Oliver Butler
Malaria is carried by mosquitoes
Brayden Lee
Maralira
Joshua Gomez
Fever,fatigue, vomiting, andheadaches. Alsoyellow skin,seizures,coma, and death.
John Stewart
10/10 film.
Evan Gray
The darkies
Alexander Johnson
Those human eating plants were pretty scary desu.
Jaxson Jones
Hm, now that you mention it, that is spooky.
Was there a jaguar or leopard in it? If so, that might be it
I'm surprised he mentions the lions right out.
Jacob James
Vonpelt ceaslessly trying to fucking exterminate him.
Juan Lewis
giant carnivorous bats
Ian Taylor
Do you think they will show them in the rock's movie
John Green
>"I've seen things in the future that would make your skin crawl. There's actually a nigger president!"
Wow really? Wasn't this a kids movie?
Sebastian Fisher
It was but unfortunately we live in a world where racist white people control pretty much all the entertainment industry.
And here I was wondering why I grew up to spend all day browsing Cred Forums and being unable to refrain from yelling "NIGGERS" everytime something upsets me.
Christopher Rivera
I think the fact his childhood friend was being molested by her father prevents it from being called a kids' movie.
Jack Ross
cgi monkeys
Henry Ortiz
Van Pelt.
Hunter Garcia
there's was a now-forgotten jumanji animated TV show that showed the inside of jumanji world. i remember it being pretty cool, they obviously took a lot of inspiration from the weirder edgar rice burroughs tarzan stories that never get adapted.
Austin James
I was about to ask if anyone saw it. I didn't watch it because it was on late at night for some reason.
Julian Bailey
Are they actually making a remake of this?
Juan Sanchez
Niggers
Sebastian Ortiz
>Are they actually Nigga you say that as if this is some sort of new low for them
Jordan Price
>TFW Cred Forums makes you again remember you live in a world where Robin Williams killed himself
Thanks guys
Camden Baker
it's a sequel Jumanji is now a video game with premade avatars
Brody Ramirez
Crippling depression.
Evan James
Osteoporosis.
Ryder Powell
Ninja Cannibals It's always Ninja Cannibals
Justin Reed
Really? I used to watch that before school eash morning. Maybe they were re-runs.
Brandon Brown
The Natives
Luke Allen
Van Pelt, you nigs Did anyone even watch the film? This is pretty much outright stated
Isaac Diaz
Oh wow
Dylan Young
Robin Williams was from the Berenstein timeline and he couldnt handle this timeline.
Ryder Peterson
For real. Cartoon has Pygmy tiki mask wearing niggers who pretty fucked up.