The last movie you watched is being turned into a TV series. How is the story adapted to serialized form?

The last movie you watched is being turned into a TV series. How is the story adapted to serialized form?

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
I actually think it would be so much better as a television series. The movie itself felt rushed to heck. Suddenly at the bank, suddenly found the clue, suddenly in Russia, etc. Could be one great 13 episode season drawing out the relationships between Jack+Handler, Jack+Keira Knightley

Looks like Barbara Palvin aka Dr. Palvin

The wicker man

Do it true detective like.

>12 Monkeys

Already happened famalam.
Heard it sucks, is that true?

Army of Darkness. Ash travels from village to village killing deadites and banging peasant girls. It takes him a couple of episodes to realize he's not simply in Kansas. The king's men catch him, it takes a couple more episodes to get to the cemetary, another one to get the Necronomicon back and start preparing for battle. Next ep is the end of the prep phase and the start of the battle, penultimate episode is straight fight and the last one is end of battle+back to the present

Yes. Syfy original programming is always shit unless it's campy trash they import from Canada like Lost Girl.

Thinly veiled Palvin thread

She a cute

Cute!

Last movie I watched was Monsters University. I don't think it would be tough to turn that universe into a tv series. It follows the hijinx of Sully and Mike as they make their way toward their inevitable goal of Scarer and engineer.

Sorry for the lame answer.

sexualize the babs

I want her to waterboard me with her piss, is that sexual?

Syriana

Would've been infinitely better as a series

Of course lad

i want to remove all her pubic hair by plucking them out one by one with my teeth mmmm

>swn lock you in an inwardly spiked chastity cage then force feed you fist fulls of Viagra before sitting on your face for hours

That would hurt the babs

>they have to survive a different horror movie every episode
would watch

beauty is pain

Ooooh dis gown be gud!

It could either be a dramatization of the failed production, with Jim Carrey playing Jerry Lewis, Carrey will dig deep into his own drug use to perfectly capture Lewis's descending into Percocet addiction and chronic pain.

Either that or it's a zany Adult Swim series where every episode the Clown has a new group of children that he has to entertain and teaches a valuable lesson... before they get liquidated in the gas chamber.
Vampire Weekend to do the theme song.
>Who gives a fuck about a crying clown
>I'm more worried about those dying kids, ooooh!
>It's cruuuuuuel

Swiss Army Man

Uhh

Stranger Than Fiction

I'm sure Jarmusch would cream his jeans with 12 more hours of making 3 characters doing jack shit

>i want to remove all her pubic hair

I would fite you in a parkinglot of a walmart u fucc

I'd just like to stick my penis in her vagina desu lads

wtf i want to torture the babs now

thats all? gay

DELET THIS

Memento

Each set of flash blacks/flash forwards is an episode, add more Flashbacks. Get more detailed explanations for everything. It would mostly just be filler and completely ruin the movie by beating you over the head with the """subtleties""" but that's probably what would happen

no wai

pls stop posting pics of my gf

im JACKING OFF to pics of ur gf heheheh

wew

enough of this barbsposting lads. my heart is brittle

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i won't quit lad

fucken Jewesses are supposed to be ugly. fuck this world

Reanimator. Same as the film but stretched over 13 episodes. I suppose dan would have to be female and fall in love with herbert.

Hardball

Basically season 4 of The Wire.

RoboCop. I don't even want to think about how bad that would be.

BARBARA

>Thunderbolt

I guess it would just be a episodic crime mystery series featuring Jackie Chan. He'd get into a lot of fights. He's also a racecar driver.

;__:

Get the gringo is now a show about Mel gibson's life in the Mexican prison for the first season, more detail on the prison dynamic, doesn't meet the kid and his mom until later in the first season

Then in later seasons we find out about the liver transplant thing and Mel Gibson makes a deal to kill that San Diego kingpin

Lots more backstory on how Mel Gibson came to steal that money from the San Diego kingpin guy, more episode time dealing with the Mexican cops who stills from Mel Gibson in turn

That already happened back in the early 90's user. I used to watch the Tobacco TV series when I was a kid.

Imagine Barbara carrying your Jewish daughter

>tfw your modelfu has been terry'd

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is she a beard for Lewis Hamilton?

Why is she so cute?

Delete this

Real talk, I know people have to grt paid but thisan is disgusting in every way.

DELETE THIS THREAD

not true by the way

She is literally in bed with a black guy right now. Stop idealizing women

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Love the Babs desu

if you really loved her you would post LEWD greentext of her for us all to fap too

Sry, not a lewdly minded person.

mmm just imagine if barbara is your gf and she has sexy photoshoot tomorrow and she get you to shave her pusy and when she smooth and hair-no-more shes so horny and you lick her pusy and bum to orgasm (Her) and then you stick your hot hard dong inside her sticky stinky pusy and rutt around for appropriate 2 to 3 minute until you cum all inside her

i honestly cant even imagine having such a hot gf.

>The last movie you watched is being turned into a TV series.
>Final Destination
I'm feeling it desu

lewd!

>ywn cut a hole in Barbara's boob and fuck it till you cum, while she cry and tell you to stop

Whaddafug

I knew you guys wouldn't like it. Like I said I am just not lewdly minded. So embarrassing.

Are you of any relation to the 32 year old Italian guy?

Nope sir, Not even a filthy Italian.

Would you be in a relationship with Barbara if she had a massive phobia of penis and made you keep yours locked up in a chastity cage while you made out and ate her out and the only source of your pleasure was prostate orgasms on her fingers?

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No

Definitely.

nobody else responded but dont listen to that other guy. 12 monkeys is fucking awesome. its definitely different from the movie but is really good in its own right. if you like time travel shenanigans theres no reason not to be watching it.

Blair Witch wouldn't be the worst serial.

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reminder that she's fat now

You mean she's perfect now

she still looks good but she was goddess mode here

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what did she mean by this

they're dating

uhhh Barbtards??

lol that's not hamilton

its him lol

nope lol

wtf he isnt even handsome. at all

>Primer

Could be quite good actually.

Sicario.

I like the premise, but I'm concerned about the cost of the cast.

Blunt's character being drawn into the world of Alejandro and dealing with morality sounds interesting.

He's rich and famous, that's enough to date any model you want.

At least she's not really white.

You're right, only blonde haired blue eyed Germans are white.

on what fucking world is that considered fucking fat?

Well. If she doesn't fuck niggers I'd give her the benefit of the doubt.

THICC