WEBM THREAD

These are always the most consistently shit threads.

what is this in response to?

Somebody came out as a homo.
So brave. T_T

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Raimithreads are worst, also fuck off.

Somebody said to kill all white people.

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It depends what you want out of them, I go through them looking for interesting films I may have missed, or to see a scene from a film I havent seen for a while and smile, or these threads sometimes have some decent discussion in them...

Basically you need to embrace love user.

it's america they start and end every event that way

Black or white, if you cried over that you're the biggest cuck in the world.

Agreed, fuck white people.

Hot white girls should be kept alive as sex slaves to us though

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What is this?

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>cyborg
>arms shaking

ayy

i would use jessica biel as my toilet

watch come and see what?

Come and See

>forced laughter intensifies

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youtube.com/watch?v=H9MKXR4gLjQ

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Looked it up, sounds amazing. Going to order it

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gay song about black people suffering. He and every other cuck cried to virtue signal

corny as fuck

should have called it Blur Witch

mmmmm.... kate

I always thought at that part that the predator should totally have been able to see arnie's breath, or his eyes

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Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

wait is that really from the movie? has it leaked?

Its from the movie. Someone recorded the witch scene and put it on youtube

Retarded to ever show it, but they got the design down right so 7/10 for effort.

Hopefully that is the ONLY time you see it.

Moar Marvel webms? My MCU folder is hungry.

I've been on Cred Forums since 2009 you piece of shit, I've left a space between the quoted post and my response for 7 fucking years

I guarantee I've been here longer than your stupid fucking autistic ass. Kill yourself.

Wow, wtf? Total why boner, because the actress is actually having to lay there while that chick plays with her. Source? 'Malone' is pretty vague.

Please mommy take me with you. I want titty

Neon Demon, it's Jena Malone.

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

what are you talking about?

found footage from a found footage film

kek

He's talking about this.

Not this.

Don't worry, it's autism.

it's just a shitposter, ignore him

you glimpse it two other times. Once in the woods and another time in the house.

Faggot

Yes. You

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

Never

Gonna

Stop

why would you even press the enter button twice anyway

fukkin saved

>tfw no bush to bury my face into

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

CUTE!

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Good god. How does someone like that even get on a survival show? If she didn't miss she'd cut off a finger holding the wood like that.

why is this so funny

Jesus wept

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

every tool i've used for splitting wood wouldn't have even made a mark hitting my hand at that speed

who the fuck is giving her an axe that's sharp to the touch?

Is this a bot or an autist?

too fat

I was thinking the same thing, kinda odd

Maybe thats her axe/chisel or something?

I must be ocd because I keep my axes and machetes really sharp.

>females
also that is a really sharp axe

This pisses the autist off

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It appears to be some form of angerfag that has
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not yet been identified

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nothing with a handle that long should be that sharp. Maybe her size is throwing me off but generally you should have a nice sharp hatchet or chisel and your splitting/chopping tools just need to be an obvious wedge

I'd like to bridge her terabithian gap

why are women so manipulative and narcissistic?

Stop spaceposting.
Cred Forums post formatting is typing your post right under the post number with no space.
You, like all the other newfags who can't be bothered to assimilate by lurking are a menace to the site and I will not rest until you either assimilate or everyone knows you're a cunt.
This is the part where you think to yourself 'Gee everyone already knows i'm a cunt and user here already knows i'm a cunt for sure so maybe he'll stop'
Well you're wrong.
Gonna keep going until you hang yourself because I fucking hate people like you
You're honestly a tasteless pleb btw

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What is that?

Game of Thrones

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IM HYPE

there are some wood remains on blade or whatever this shit is called. he just hammered wood pieces into his arm

ayy

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Jesus, she looks like a teenage girl, how old is she now? Is she actually a real vampire?

She got thicc but is still cute as fuck

what a mess kek

She much like Tom Cruise never goes full blast with plastic surgery, minor touches and that's it.

Guaranteed her body will be on point for the next Underworld.

yummy

It's pretty incredible.

any webms from Bergman movies??

THIS IS A WEBM THREAD

NOT A RAGE THREAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> there are turbovirgins in this very thread who grew up without kissing anyone

this will never cease to amaze me

>women
it's a robot

stop

What are these from?

I'm stupid: the post

Your punishment must be more severe..

The best performance was in the audience folks. If you believe it you will act.

Is she a robot or an cyborg?

sh-shuddup

Top fucking kek

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>losing balance
>better do a frontflip off of it

this isn't pole dancing training

t. had a pole dancer gf

is that a young jennifer connely? Hnngh

it's a robot

Yup, it's her in Labyrinth

Is this the scene where Cred Forums went crazy about and said that it had "great cinematography" ?

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>ywn rape her

I think in this case the term "entities with female forms" applies better.

requesting cheeseburger webm

whats going on heres ;DD

>ywn experience what it's like to be an eastern european getting drunk with your friends in your shitty village doing slavic things

> eastern european

that webm is 100% bong

Ghost World Prequel?

This isn't impressive at all desu.

based on what fact? I live in Bongistan and shit doesn't look like that

Pure kino

I do that every week
I would give anything to live in a civilized western non-poorfag country instead
grass is always greener on the other side etc

The most ironic part is that her personality was developed solely through the influence of men

Yeah but MEW feets tho

Who team /tiger/ here?

I live in bongistan and that webm is 100 hunnit percent bong, trust

fucking footfags...

>she will never rape you by sitting on your face with that bush

Can you post some actual pole dancing or something? This shit is fucking stupid.

FINE

Bruh what part, doesn't look like anywhere I've seen in the south senpai. Could be chavs but they look more like gopnics

Anyone ever eat a juicy burger while smoking at the same time? Looks satisfying as fuck.

i smell a reboot of trading places coming soon

holy shit, thanks op, now i have yet another fetish.

Doesn't smoking help your taste buds or something?

>swn piss in your mouth while she's suspended over you
;_;

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Slavs don't have those steps at the back of their house, there's a disturbing lack of sweatpants, and also slavs are not big fans of football shirts.

She doesn't even wipe the sides of her mouth, absolutely disgusting desu senpai.

>just because an attractive woman does it doesn't make it ok, imagine seeing this same webm but with a neckbeard instead of her.

K3KZ0RP5

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post the actual pole dancing ples, anyone can make a chick crawl around the floor in some lingerie

Ghost in the Shell teasers

only if you like all of your food tasting like cigarettes

that's disgusting, you smoke after you eat

I don't want to live there that's for sure, but I just want to experience it

Smoking wrecks your smell and makes everything taste like shit.

I'm guessing this is one of those "I don't care lol Im going to do unhealthy shit" scenes

True on the sweatpants but bruh check them shoes out senpai. Also that door isn't your typical bong door, it has a handle instead of your usual latch

You sound like you're 16yo and never seen a woman eat food.

No, it's kind of the opposite. Also holy shit jessica biel is hot as fuck.

wait a sec.
that guy is really short

You are welcome user

Nah she just had a pretty crap last couple of weeks and was just hungry.

GOAT sis, seriously.

Why won't you just tell me the name of the movie?

you sound like you're 12yo and never seen a person use sarcasm.

You never smoke during food. It's a fucking stupid thing to do.

oh u

damn, those kids in the 1st rows stole the scene

Man, I fucking love this movie.

I'm going to watch it right now.

>showing the kids his hand is still there and shit

You just know he's a fucking A+ dad IRL

what a fucking plagiarist piece of shit

one of those kids is Jim Gordon Jr/Joffrey

George is dragonfood, he won't mind.

Is it bad that I'm most impressed by her shoulders? They're good for a woman

This is such an obvious reaction to the outcry over the oscars being run by old white men.
Why isn't this obvious hamfisted pandering considered offensive?

because 99.9% of hollywood are liberal cucks

He's wearing a Dutch football top

that doesn't really mean much, people wear jerseys from places they don't live all the time

you can't see heated air with IR glasses

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Not in bongistan

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>that arm strength

AMAZON

What is this from?

Rectify

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lads how do i get my gf to pee on me?

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cute

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>Source? 'Malone' is pretty vague.

Kill yourself

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yea wtf thats strange, never had an axe that sharp be4

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Reviewbrah why

i thought we was bros

that dude did look shifty

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is this show any good? i've thought about watching it but i don't know anything about it. that clips is funny tho

>unless you have vagine it's pretty fucking hard to watch. maybe as fap material you will manage

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it's a very tongue in cheek semi-parody of slasher movies, mileage might vary but I loved how it never took itself seriously but still was gorey as hell.

thanks for the heads up

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It walks the fine line between being a meta slasher like Scream and a parody slasher like Scary Movie. Its pretty funny though.

never make webms again

Why doesn't the pilot just move the jet out of her way? There's like 4 seconds of him just watching her like "GOSH IF ONLY I WERE IN SOME KIND OF VEHICLE THAT COULD QUICKLY GET ME OUT OF THE WAY OH WELL GUESS I'LL JUST DIE"

Please explain this boring clip.

why

it's posted every webm thread

>Cred Forumsvirginsinfatuationoftheweekwaifu.webm

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It's complicated and assuming you're not actually just saying that as part of the meme it goes as follows:

right around the time webms became popular that clip was made from the Fargo tv series, episode 6 I believe, the chick in it is Paula Humby who is kind of cute in a next door neighbor kind of way.

Since then practically every webm thread has featured that clip becoming a thread regular with other people (or the same guy who knows) posting pics from her tumblr or whatever going on about how cute she is, it's even part of the whole gag to ask "what is this from?" like you did.

tl:dr; repetition is the key to success

>this is a real show that people actually watch

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youtube.com/watch?v=-_41mG-Mops

found the aftermath

This movie was great

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>that fucking everything

And people expect me to give a fuck about that slopefaced rat

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It's been confirmed that's NOT the witch

I was really surprised to rewatch it and see how well it held up, people give Carrell crap but he was really good, and heck it's like only the 2nd movie to feature the Rock as a villain.

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I feel like them saying that is such a cop out

fuzzy :3

>THEY'RE MINERALS

>They had a reunion show. She caused permanent damage to her hand. She cut through tendons and muscles. She can't feel parts of her hand as well as not being able to only bend it down or straight up.
ah!

Meh, the director said the witch wasn't shown, which means that lanky faggot is probably another one of the witch's victims. Probably heather or some gay shit.

Fuzzy Sersh :3

came here for this, ty

lol no headphone jack for you baby...

But they clearly intended that to be the witch. Now I feel like they are saying it isn't because of the response to the film and people complaining that they showed her.

looks like the "it's a meme you dip" kid

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>30 ppl attacking one by one
What did they mean by that?

in retrospect this movie was some shitty "courageous beaner fights against evil white man" movie

>jessica biel could have been wonder woman

>muh strong indipindint wymyn saved by men
Just like pottery

that girl played harmony on buffy

Nah that was never in the cards, I would be very happy if she became the DCEU's Cheetah though

I unironically love that movie
Whats wrong with me ?

>that was never in the cards
I'm just saying she would have been great. She's got the action chops, she's got the look, she's an above average actress, she's basically perfect for the role.

I can say this about the last couple of X Men movies, they're good at killing people in horrible ways.

It's a really good movie, so nothing honestly. Apparently Antonio did all his own stunts and swordplay.

Thanks man. I'm not in TV often enough to get the subtle memes, but I've seen that clip a few times and just couldn't wrap my head around it.
Everything else is funny or sexy or beautiful or clever or well shot or well edited, or at least it's plausible that somebody might think so. That's just a bit of a TV show and it baffled the shit out of me.

Fucking Amal qt movie

This shit is really worthy of being on a major network? WTF, America?

That is pretty impressive

>this will literally never be you
>you will live and die and the world will forget about you and you will never experience this
I'm not sure how much longer I can go on.

>wrap dancing
they're called silks

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Ledecky a cute. CUTE.

she so fuccn fuzzy :3c

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y-you too

The world has already forgotten me.

I'm 26 today. Happy birthday, me.

I'm okay with that. I feel like emma roberts is a STD elemental.

Improper gain selection on the sensor feedback.

>Emma Roberts will never punch you in the face while forcing you to cum in her.

Happy birthday friendo!
Addie and his pals wish you a nice day.

Happy birthday friend!

I like an user that can appreciate a cute background girl.

is that a tranny?

It's honestly what would happen if a sealion was turned into a human

But I haven't seen it and have it downloaded right now. I still don't know what I'm in for.

Oh god there will never be another WW this hot. Why why why why can't she play the character all over again ;_; whhyyyyyyy

Is his fucking dick on his chest or something?

is that david bowie?

>STD elemental

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

no that's the Goblin King.

ye

Why did the rock become more roided up and lighter skin color at the same time?

I want to like this movie but the human acting was so goddamn bad.

cool

real rock died and they replaced him with some guy after surgery to look like a rock

Is this Scary Movie?

Hmmm, really makes you lift.

>there are people that would shit on Olivia Wilde Cockburn because of her jaw

More of her for me then!

the snake/scarf shot is fucking perfect

It might as well be! It's Scream Queens, filename

I knew it was Scream Queens, I just hadn't actually seen it before. What the fuck is it supposed to be?

see

WOW THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE MAJOR GREAT ACTING GREAT CASTING GREAT MOVIE 10000/10

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It's kind of like a balloon. When you stretch the material out the color gets lighter.

You tell 'em, champ.

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What did she mean by this?

I will god damn it. Jewllywood needs to leave GITS alone.

>those pointy fake tits
e w w

Godspeed

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Thanks.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN

what do you mean by this?

In today's news, an autistic white kid weebrages about the purity of his japanese cartoon girlfriend, and nobody seems to care

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Refn would rather have Goose inside of him

Thank you for your kindness, strangers

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>pole dancing
>no pole
>no dancing

What did he mean by this?

I'm bad at filenames

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It's Kira Yoshikage

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DID SOMEBODY SAY..?!?

Please stop posting that shitty design

can't stop laughing, it's like his brain panicked and rolled the dice on jump off normally, jump and roll, just fall off and it hit the 1/1000 roll of "now try and frontflip"

WHY IS HE WEARING TWO WATCHES?
DOES HE LIVE IN TWO DIFFERENT TIME ZONES?

this is very mean? boo at you my friend

one is for time the other is a countdown for your birthday

>that form

>this was a 90s kid show

He wants to know what time it is now and what time it will be in 5 minutes

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holy fucking shit this looks awful. Fuck you scarjo

I started watching the first season the other day and finished it the next day. It's oddly addicting, because I'm not even sure why I like it.

>order it

I don't understand. Do you not see that it's a joke?

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why does Hitler and his boys look like they're about to drop the most chill shoeglaze album of all time?

With that mustache he looks like another sword fighter.

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jokes are supposed to be humorous, that shit is just dumb

reminds me of the scene in Holy Grail where the guard is watching Lancelot coming to storm the castle

its a satire about classic horror movie tropes you fucking MASSIVE moron

Okay. Just checking that you didn't actually think it was a serious scene.

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