I-I'm still pretty right user?

NO U

now you are ugly inside AND out

it's so sad to see people still clinging to these meme

even the 2006 era Chloe posters on Cred Forums have grown up and seen the light, the harsh ugly fridge light.

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What happened to her?

People always eventually take on forms of their soul. A demon, and even the type of demon, is very easy to recognize if you just look.

>IMAGINE MARRYING ELLEN AT HER PEAK

For a boy

She reminds me of my cousin I used to have a crush on. She was tomboy cute until she came out as a lesbian, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do her.

And having her divorce you for a lesbian trans boy two years later?

no thanks. I stick with chicks that are actually hot.

she needs to join the JUSTice league

A shitty video game at that

>muh wage gap

Smoker's face.

that was the joke, it's a trap

She used to be so cute.

The loli-knockoff version of her in the Last of Us game was a better version of her than the real one.

JUST

;_____;

You look like an old SigWeave
So... kinda?

No. You're like the Pia Zadora of forgotten womanlets.

I don't know if she got her ugly way because of how spoiled she got (from men reacting to her cuteness and allowing her a fuckload of nonsense) or if that's just the way of all women

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Ariel rebel used to be so cute

I-IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

That's what happens when you make god cry

remember this children

maybe shes a lesbian because how she got old

20/10 in most lesbian bars, tbqh.

Let's be honest if Ellen Page wanted to cuck anybody on Cred Forums she could.

Not really a fan anyway, but his photo is manipulated. The structure is WAY the fuck up. It's the same thing as that weird black and white Danny Trejo commercial they've been playing recently.

is that sarah paulsons wife? what the fuck?

Paulson's got mommy issues

She traded in 59 year old Cherry Jones for 73 year old Holland Taylor

I think the next step of her master plan is to get Betty White before God does

but she's actually pretty there for once idgi

this is weird as fuck. I mean I knew she was a lesbian but Sarah is gorgeous she could do so much better

YES!

What's this style of makeup application called? I really like it.

It's called the Just.

that's what happens when you embrace dykehood and feminism

Time is a doctor?

>this is weird as fuck.
Most gay relationships are like that, a rich old pervert buys him/herself a young boy/girl, who has psychological parent-related issues. Look at Stephen Fry and his twink for example.

>tfw you'll never get to hug Ellen

Once we're done rigging her, the real Ellen Page will be OBSOLETE.

Is she past 35 already?

>check on Wikipedia... 29 yo

damn...
still would tho

Does she have hairy arms, legs, nips, pits and pussy?

Why did she have to become a dyke? She had everything.

A C T
C
T

She's got nipples, but the rest is barbie doll esque,

She makes mommyfags seem normal compare to her.

I still lover her but she is no Summer Glau.

Hello, fellow Glaufriend.

was gonna say this.

Paulson is definitely wealthier/more successful than either of her mommyfus though

>is to get Betty White before God does

underrated keks

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An old Hollywood dyke has access to quite a few things that a young Hollywood dyke might be interested regardless of wealth. In any case, it's insanity and degeneracy from both ends.

>Sarah Paulson Net Worth 4 million
>Holland Taylor Net Worth 15 million

I know you have to take celebritynetworth.com with a grain of salt but still..

A big boy?

Looks like my ex

Seriously,

4u

SUMMONING LE JUST

What is up with that ashy crusty face

She can no longer pay the jew magic, and now the Dark Void is reclaming her.

perfect nipples tho

Is this the biggest JUST ever, bros?

act

Sadly I wasn't able to get the fraser hair to stick on her that well

good thing we have unJUSTed people to ease the pain.

what are all those fucking flakes? are they blackheads? why doesn't she clean them up?
Ellen Page is a cute physically though. If she wasn't a lesbian feminist I'd have liked her more.

wow Satan chill out, I think those flakes are hair+make up.

pic not related

I don't like Partridge's new hairstyle tbf

kek

An old boy.

If she stopped dressing like a 16 year old boy and gained like 15 lbs she'd be a top tier qt and could get any girl she wanted

Scarlett Johansson looks like THAT? She looks more down to earth and human than EVER. I can't wait to see Ghost in the Shell, now!

>that

she is a big actress

I thought it was David Spade from the thumbnail.

For you

>Isn't straight

A waste indeed.

Trust me, she has total resting cunt-face. She probably is always on the defensive, ready to start some argument about inane bullshit in order to feed her ego.
Remember those cunts in college that would always want you to sign a petition about some kind of inconsequential bullshit? That is Ellen Page.

Is her forehead becoming bigger with age?

Whoa, Hillary biopic when?

u wot m8.

That IS european porn actor, David Spade.

Is there no beginning to her talents, bros?

I find this kind of cute in a way. I bet they melt right into a mommy/little girl relationship when they're alone.

If they were both a couple decades younger it would be pretty fucking hot to watch actually.

Does this mean that we can expect SFM porn of Ellen Page soon?

Age gap yuri is fun but I feel like it's only good when the younger one is underage.

Got any particular examples in mind user?

These photos have been manipulated. She does not look like that.

Thank you. I can't believe it took this long.

skarsgard's weird kinks ruined her for good blame him

If you are okay with 3dpd.

Here is Cracks (Eva green lusted after her 14 year old student and succeed in banging her)
Olivia 1951
Golden Compass.

These are all the movies I can find that feature age gap yuri with underage bait and they are all depressing as hell.

It's such a rare thing in films to have /ll/ as a focus idk why.

lol, what happened?

Are you sure it wasn't Barrymore?

nah she loved that

It's called the "I work in a brothel in the Wild West" look.

>YWN be Alexander Skarsgard and Drew Barrymore's well-kept kink slave

I'm sure the sex was consenting.

ACT

she shows her tits in some netflix movie while having fake sex with a dude

wtf?

also, the adult ellen page was the least likeable ellen page in the game

No, you dyke faggot.

Feminism really is cancer

>not juggling green ovals

Newfag, pls...

Somebody get this bitch some rogaine...

>still

Ellie is superior.

Yup, she's gettin' finger blasted on the regular by Charloe Sheen's mom from 2.5 men.

Suddenly rug muncher pr0n is much less appealing.

>Ellen Page
>makes quirky hipster romcoms with Michael Cera
>announces herself as a lesbian

>Kstew
>makes quirky hipster romcoms with Jesse Eisenberg
>becomes a lesbian

Oh Hollywood

Spit my drink, thanks.

10/10 kek

So she's turning into Rose Byrne?

That red crystal in her palm is gonna start flashing any day now

Post her tits

>soon

I'm pretty sure that's existed since that terrible game she did.

>ellen makes drew seem tall

That's kind of hot.

say what you want about her now and how just tier she is, but her nipples are legit 10/10

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i want to see one kiss the other's pusy lips it doesnt matter who!

HER EYES

HERE EYES ARE LITERALLY BLOODSHOT

MEME MAGIC

i bet she could juggle my oranges if you know what i mean

ACT

I was hoping that someone would just walk up to her and empty a clip into her chest.

is that the face of lesbian death bed?

Feminism.

Shut your mouth. David Cage is magic.

Recently I watched Into the Woods and The East, why are her characters always fucking annoyinig as hell? Is it just her?

Also her nipples are smaller than mine.

still Jim Lahey's daughter

LLIIITTEERRALLLYYY WWWHHOOOOO!??!??!?!?

She looks like my uncles wife, but with less crooked teeth.

How wet was Ellen during this photoshoot?

Wet in her ass, hard between the legs.

She was mever pretty and anyone that says so are contrarian neckbeards.