Forget it Jack, its Big Trouble in Little China

>Forget it Jack, its Big Trouble in Little China

seriously??

I've tried to watch this movie 3 times but never get past the airport kidnapping part.

Analyze me as a kinnoisseur.

Do you just hate fun or something?

You sound like a broken man and should probably give some thought to killing yourself.

I keked

You'd be right at home on tumblr

Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
Egg Shen: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!

Love it!

damn checked

kys

Based

those are big dubs.

If dubs, I'm the big guy now.

...

I'm sure you'll love the remake with the rock.

BIG

another day as a little guy, sorry bro.

YOU STOLE MY DUBS. I will find you. The consequences will never be the same.

Test

Yessir, the dubs are in the mail.

Don't you mean Kristen Wiig?

shit. i'm sorry user, I promise I didn't mean to do that. please believe me :3

I think I'm gonna rewatch it tonight. What's a good food to go with Big Trouble? I guess asian

I'm not saying you're a funless husk of a being living a joyless mockery of a life but what you're saying does.

it's terrible. Carpenter is a hack with literally two decent movie under his belt

lol quads

>hunt one down because of this movie
>looks cool as fuck
>it's a jam-omatic piece of shit only the niggiest of niggers would use

Seriously? The airport kidnapping scene is very entertaining. If you can't get through something as fun and fast paced as Big Trouble in Little China then you would probably kill yourself if you tried to watch a Tarkovsky film.
>The Thing
>Escape from New York
>Halloween
>They Live
>Assault on Precinct 13
>Christine
>Big Trouble in Little China
>The Fog
>Starman
>Prince of Darkness
>In the Mouth of Madness
>"two decent movie"

You glorious bastard