The protagonist of the last movie you watched is now being played by Rich Evans

The protagonist of the last movie you watched is now being played by Rich Evans.

How much does it change?

TBQH I can't remember the last movie I watched. It was months ago. Also I haven't a fucking clue who that guy is.

>the raid 2
WEW

>doesn't watch movies every day
>doesn't know who rich evans is

Why are you even here?

You have to go back

Memes and banter mainly.

Toy Story 2
lol Rich Evans is Woody

He's Rich Evans, man

whatever it is i stop watching half way in just like space cop

>Mechanic: Resurrection

Poor Jessica Alba.

>Transformers: The Movie

How did that fat fuck get the Matrix?

Team America

>Rich in brownface
>Rich fucking that puppet
>Rich throwing up an absurd volume and speed
>Rich up on stage out-acting Alec Baldwin

>Cube

OH MY GAAAAAWD, THAT DUDE GOT ACID ON HIS FAAAAAACE

Falling down starring Rich Evans. It works.

>Dressed to Kill
Hold on, would Rich be Kate Miller or Liz Blake? Either way, Rich doing sexy scenes would be hysterical.

>Valhalla Rising

No discernible change.

>Mon Oncle
Rich would make a pretty good Monsieur Hugot.

Rich would never snap like that. He'd just grow into an even more bitter faggot.

Kate Miller.
>Rich seductively rubbing himself in the shower
>Rich getting raped in the shower
>Rich trying to seduce Michael Caine
>Rich getting a STD from having sex with a strange man
>Rich getting slashed to death by a tranny
It would transform the movie from a 10/10 thriller to a 10/10 comedy.

Mulholland Drive
That lesbian sex scene just got a whole lot less appealing.

Rich Evans as Aladdin. Would be entertaining as fuck. Would Jasmine still fall for him?

>ESB

>No, I am your father
>OH MY GAAAA-
>*hard cut to credits*

hahaha I get it!

aladdin and the hovering carpet

I don't get it. What is here to get about someone who haven't see a movie in weeks.

>Die Another Day

Holy shit. Imagine Rich Evans fucking Halle Berry.

10/10

No but the carpet would certainly fall from under him.

>there will be blood

i want to see this

Aladdin and the hover hand carpet. Do you think he is beta around women or has his internet fame given some confidence.

Speaking of Rich Evans. Sometimes I think about buying the rights to Space Cop and making a sequel and casting Rich of course. Would put him on test/ hgh and give him some hair plugs. hire personal trainer and have him lose 50 - 70 pounds. Do you think he has real box office potential?

>Murderous maids

It gets even more weirder and crazy.

it does not change at all

This board is overrun by newfags like you
congratulations

I think the last thing I watched was No Country For Old Men

How would that even work

No, that's wrong, the last movie I watched was actually Trailer Park Boys: Don't Legalise It

I still don't know how that would work

Would it be a puppet Rich, or real-life Rich interacting with puppets?

Hmm...

Who was the protagonist of Suicide Squad?

>nice guys

Can't decide if it'd be more fun for Rich to play Crowe's or Goose's part

The Hateful Eight.
OHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOAAADDDD!

>The Passion

The whole movie is now nothing but salty fedora fag rants.

Holy fuck, get it done NOW

>that final monologue with Rich's squeaky voice

I... I don't know.

bladerunner became space cop, I'm good

>Prometheus
finally a main character I can fap too

>Castaway

Rich's voice:
>WILSON! I'M SORRY WILSON!

TFA
Rich is Rey
The movie is immediately improved as he can never be that cold and horrible and irrational bitch.
His heartfelt laughter resonates in the theater.

>Rich evans as Jack Burton

I don't know about this.