WHAT? PART FOUR IS UP? NO WAY!

We all will eventually

>some like this man in the yellow shorts. Lusts for young boys.

>13 minutes

What the fuck is this garbage? Not even worth my time.

I make chicken fajitas for my lunch break.

Chicken, spinach, salsa and sour cream. Way more economical, tastier, better quality and I know that some indian hasn't touched it.

LOL this 13 year old looks at least 30. What the fuck.

I'd rather pay somebody else to make a sandwich for me.

That's just fucking stupid, you fucking fat fuck.

Kill yourself you disgusting pig.

That sounds good but maybe I'm just lazy. I like getting out of the office for 10 minutes to run up Subway too. Gives me an excuse to get away from the computer screen.

I live in a town that's like 98% white so I don't have to worry about Indians.

Whatever, to each his own man. It's probably better what you do, but like I said I'm lazy. I mean, who has time to make chicken fajitas when I have pedos to watch get caught and shitposts to post? Come on, I'm only one man, I can do only so much.

Why do you hate freedom?

Enjoy your freedom to get raped by niggers you dumbass, fucking dumbass.

>I'm 27
>Not true! At the time of our conversation Valez had just turned 28
wow devilish

>what do you want to do after?

This is such an obvious bait question. How do you not just get up and run for the door at that point?

Yeah, he probably just wasn't used to say 28 yet.

sup /ck/

Gay pedophiles are the worst pedophiles.

Imagine being a poor son of a bitch that has to work at Subway and then getting to see your manager publicly shamed for being a faggot and a pedophile on national television.

Oh man, that would be a little nugget of joy

Why do these guys always decide tu fuck a minor when it's their birthday?

Who is gonna feed his dogs???

His (ex?)fiance apparently is.

>actually pronouncing "lol"
Is it weird that this stood out to me? In all the other chatroom readings, they never spell it out or even say it, but here they do.

>it's another paedo doesn't do the obvious and immediately lawyer up and say nothing episode

Is it just me or is he sticking his ass out when he's walking?

Why didn't Chris show him the chat logs where the guy asks to have sex with the kid? Instead he just keeps saying "you know how this looks" Chris has lost his touch.

>I didn't know I sent that!!

>Submarine sandwich lovin' guy
Jesus christ Chris your bantz are off the wall good

This guy is the creepiest decoy ever, the predator was fucking shitting himself because some 20 year old delusional man was impersonating a 13 year old kek

>i'm supposed to feel sympathy for fagboys

homosexuals literally crave for penis at age 9 and they beg for it.

>it's an out of touch 30 year old pretends to be a 13 year old episode

>who's going to be raping who here

Death. It's all I have, all I want, all I need.

>Can I see your ID?

>Decoy that """"looks like a 13 year old""""
>That acting of his.
>That awkwardness.
>"take a look at this. My dad made this. Do you want to come look at it?"
>"What do you wanna do? Netflix? Chill?"
>"I live here. Meeee my mommy and my daddy"
>Velez' face when.

Hansen is getting sloppy lately. Better put a literal 13 year old as a decoy with his face covered in post-production next time.

Also, how fucking weird is it that so many hispanic are shown going down the pedo road? That catholic blood really runs through thier veins.

who do you think handles those chicken, spinach salsa and sour cream user? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

They should have just had a girl play the boy like they did in the last ones, seemed a lot more effective.

Why do they use sounds from Fallout New Vegas?
Those are the sounds the floating robot companion makes.

Hansen barely challenged him at all.

That's gay privilege for you.

Lori is a QT.

Can UUGH be the new What? No Way!

He knew immediately it was bait. This show is pretty bad, to be quite frank.

What i wonder is who the fuck was engaged to that fruity piece of shit. He moves and talks and reeks, i suppose, of the gay. Maybe she was getting paid to be his beard or something.

>tfw I was the first one to dislike it

>weird is it that so many hispanic are shown going down the pedo road?

The relationship between hispanicism and gayness is pretty high. Whenever I do data recovery for mexicans, I always find gay porn.

Engaged to another man dumbass

what a shitty episode

can't wait for the fedora guy

When Chris mentioned he was engaged he referred to his partner as a 'he'.

he also refers to his fiance as a he while being interrogated

dude's not in the closet, he's in the streets and after your kids

that decoy has to be the worst decoy in the history of decoys

Anyone else think the decoy was too disgusted by the predator to even act right? He seemed like he was taunting him.

quads confirm

Yeah, he does. Makes you think about how much dick has he received down there to keep it up, tense, big and ready.

But yeah. Nice ass.

see: every decoy

they're instructed to act that way as well.

No, I think he's a garbage actor who has no idea how to portray a 13 year old.

>Gay men can marry now

What? No way?
I'm REALLY dumb. i'm sorry

This episode was pathetic and the predator tried turning it into an after school special with the whole treat others as you want to be treated. Decoy is the only funny part.

He says his fiancé is a man during the interview at the end.

Because fags can get married now.

Unintentionally funny because of how bad he is.

You implied it was woman you backpedaling mong.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
IS THAT METAL GEAR MUSIC AT 10:50?

No, it's not.

When playing a role you don't quite fill you're supposed to always be moving and interacting with other objects, not fucking staring your subject straight in the face smiling like someone said "if you frown we shoot your real parents"

He's even worse than the fat lesbian decoy.

Also I hate the gay accents they do, its bordering on offensive.

I think the guy was actually gay and they hired him so he could rape the predator.

>I'm 27
*RECORD SCRATCH*
>NOT TRUE
>AT THE TIME OF OUR CONVERSATION HE HAD JUST TURNED 28

I know. What a fucking lying piece of shit.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and my DADDDYYYY

What's the point of restaurants? I don't get it, it's just food. Why not make it at home?

You go to restaurants that employ chefs with years of training so that they can provide a meal that you are literally incapable of making.

If you can't make a sandwich on par with subway, kill yourself.

he should have just worn one of these with a stripped shirt and held a skateboard

post yfw you realize at the time of the recording he had just turned 28

No fucking 13 year old says Mommy and Daddy.

>"do you live alone?"
>"no, I live with my 3 dogs"
>pregnant pause
>artificial zoom
Did Jay Bauman edit this

When did Chris Hansen become super morbidly obese?

>I'm acting :)

That's why they hired him so he could rape the pedophile.

well maybe the people baiting him into coming over to have sex with a child were a little dishonest themselves

Chris Hansen looks like he's spent the last 5 or so years at the bottom of a bottle holy shit

He looks like a straight up alcoholic

Dubs confirm

Pretty sure that's exactly what happened. Life probably wasn't too good after he had to leave Dateline.

hahahahahaha oh my fuck

the guy seems like such a shy timid pussy
I have a hard time imagining him raping a boy

there's no such thing as a dumb question

I fucking love this.
>Am I under arrest

>Netflix
>Chill?

Kek

Why does this entertain me so much?

Is it just me or are the pedos this time around much less creepy and more normal than in TCAP?
These guys feel like people you could know IRL. I remember the TCAP perps being either old farts, autists, and rednecks.

Yeeeeeaaaa

Whenever I picture an old guy it's always thin/average but tired frame with a white beard

Chris Hanson is just falling apart, he's not even "old man" status yet. Look at him, he's a mess

You're right, there are no stupid questions. There are stupid people.

yeah this guy is definitely less creepy then anyone I remember from the old predator shows.

Actually no. Just this guy.

maybe the show really scared the really autistic ones, so they just saved up their moms allowance and bought some real doll anime loli edition to fuck, so now all thats left is some bored plebs who think it would be cool to do some crazy sex shit because their life is falling apart

This guy and the previous one are pretty normal seeming. The first two are not.

this show is a bajillion times worse than TCAP

underrated

That's an understatement.

Breaking it down into individual 15 minute weekly segments instead of one long special definitely hurts it.

Pudgy jowls
Fat face
Enormous gut sticking out
Wavering voice, on the verge of being winded

Get it together Chris, this is why you're on cable now.

Pitiful

Nigga, some of their sandwiches are amazing.
You ever had a meatball sub from them? Fucking delicious.

Looks like the average aging male.

>bright orange short
christ...
>major sandwich shop
Is there a Subway pedo connection?
>no one will find out
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>I'm using a hookup app to hang out with children, not for sex.
The Donald Trump school of lying.

Keked and checked

Also the decoys suck, and the chat logs aren't as funny, and chris hanson isn't as based.

This episode was pretty bad. How come Hansen didn't push Jurassic Park at all? He just left it at the penis picture, which the guy was absolutely convinced he only accidentally sent. Chris should've gone right into the 'I want to blank your blank' stuff.
He didn't even attempt to crack the guy.

>straight pedo
>I want to [blank] your [blank], and fill it up with my [blank] and get you pregnant
>gay pedo
>you wanna live with me lol?

Are gay pedos just boring or do the Jew producers just not want to make them look as bad because most gays are pedos?

>Not a sweet onion chicken teriyaki with shredded mixed cheese, toasted, with spinach and banana peppers with mayo, Chipotle sauce and subway vinegrette

You're a basic bitch

No, he's where he is now because of alcoholism and cheating on his wife with a local news reporter that led to NBC firing him 3 years ago.

In the heyday of TCAP they were catching pedophiles left and right, there's B-Roll where you can tell they probably had 20-30 people show up per sting, as opposed to this where they're barely able to scrape up around a dozen for the entire season.

>20 cents have been deposited in your account

Jonah, is that you?

I don't like chicken, sorry user. I think it tastes gross. Always hated it.

On TCAP, Hansen would occasionally read out "laugh out loud."

he has a fucking receding hairline kek

The people reading the chat logs are not comedy gold like the original, which sucks. The decoys are whatever, they have to work with what they can get. I blame this new organization he's working with, TertadCore or whatever, instead of having Perverted Justice like the good old days. Seems like they suck at their job in comparison.

what do banana peppers taste like?

you gotta wonder how many get ditched because of things like this (and how many are just staged)

>Thinks subway wants to shill via pedophile associations
just take a knee, bra

What changed? Their methods?

Not to be a pedo apologist, but I'm fairly confident they were enticing the pedos in the beginning seasons of TCaP. It's not like there are somehow less today than there were ten years ago, and they sure as hell haven't gotten smarter.

He's working with a different group like said. I suspect they aren't as effective at this as the old crew were.

Christ, either shut up or stop lying, fucking idiot.

Kind of a sweet-tangy with a light peppery spice to it. Shit goes pretty good on a pizza too.

Try it

Found the pedo

It's America. Fiancé means same sex over there.

Dude is probably on the last dregs of a bottle as we speak. It looks like his inflamed liver wants to burst through his stomach like Alien

OOPS I SENT PICTURES OF PENIS TO A LITTLE BOY AGAIN, MY BAD LOL

Oh below the knees is a strike now. That's cool that umps can change the rules. Baseball is fun :).

Sort of like if a bell pepper molested a jalapeno.

Back to lereddit, numale.

Yeah, and I'm implying that Perverted Justice probably pushed the envelope of what is acceptable more than this new group.

There's more straight pedos in total, so there's gonna be a bigger sample.

such is life

This is so shit

>my mommy and daddy aren't home

for christ sake, 13 year olds would NEVER say that shit. He's acting like a 6 year old.

Chris, is that you?

This is the second guy who doesn't bring snacks.
Jesus christ, if you're gonna bugger a child at least bring a fucking gift.

Keep in mind also, back in the old show they were trolling chat rooms, but those don't really exist anymore so they're going after people on chat apps like Whisper. That makes it a lot more difficult and there probably are fewer pedos using it.

He's a theater student. Got promised some easy money. When he was faced with the creep he probably felt like he got conned into a gay porn and couldn't act.

The casting director needs to be fired

Or how about he's a theatre student and he can't act?

>this passes for a """"""""""13 year old""""""""""" in the States

>This is the second guy who doesn't bring snacks.
This. He works for subway and couldn't even bring a footlong

I doubt acting students are banging at the door for that role.

Meatball sub is their absolutely worst sub.

>hello my fellow 13 year olds. I am also 13 and enjoy netflix and chill. My mommy and my daddy have my ID because I'm 13.

I would jump at the opportunity to do so, fucking check yourself bitch

>his character is 12
"Yuuhm, I'm 13"

garbage, just garbage

Even if he looked 50 it wouldn't matter. Pedo was toast when he walked through the door. The live bait is only there to get the pedo in front of the cameras.

I can spot that Jurassic Park t-shirt from a mile away

I can't seem to care much about the bait's acting chops to be quite honest famiglia.

You cared enough to write a response to someone insulting his acting.

t. pedobait in blue

It's probably just simply a matter of budget. Hansen doesn't have that dateline $$$, you watch the old ones and they've got like 5 people on the comms doing stuff, this one it's like one lady doing everything.

Plus because they don't have as big a budget they are probably fitting it on a tighter time scale. I'm not a TCAP expert or anything but I bet they'd be out there for like a week or two, this was probably all in like 3 or 4 days.

>meatball sub
>worst

I forgot to add, the old TCAP probably had legitimate writers who were helping Hansen come up with zingers, you see those old binders he'd walk out there with back in the day? In one of these new ones the lady just gives him her phone that she's been chatting with the predator on lmao

>Whoa whoa whoa. Time out.
>turns to camera
>Am I really supposed to believe this man is 13 years old?

Oh Jesus, for real? Haha that almost makes me sad.

This is the face of a man who knows he's been memed and there isn't a damn thing he can do about it.

Why are these threads allowed?
This is just pure shilling for this bullshit show.

You sure got me there.

It's like you hate kino

>entrapment
>thought crime
>dindu nuttin

hi lelddit

am I being detained

>Hansen has tons of pics of dude's junk on his phone.

>not a sports person

>BELIEVE IT OR NOT

To be fair they never had the girl interact this much when she was playing a boy

Hansen threads need to be deleted and banned.
Cred Forums was not intended for television shows to shill their shitty shows.
Report and hide all Hansen threads.

Imagine if he got busted on his birthday.

While shit show is entertaining calling it "investigative" is a fucking crime

It really is just to mock people with mental illnesses

...

WHERE
THE FUCK
IS MY FEMALE PREDATOR EPISODE????

You've never worked at a restaurant, have you? The vast majority of restaurants just heat up meals.

If your meal is under $20, chances are a professional chef didn't make it.

>so he could rape the pedophile
To Rape a Predator

I'd watch that for a dollar.

...

decoys are for ______

>I don't have any friends
>I just wanted to hang out

Fuck you kinda just feel sorry for the poor bastard...

I don't have any sympathy for pedos, but they literally didn't do anything. They're being arrested for though crime. How is this legal?

...

Faggot pedo scum have no rights and you're going to end up in prison like the rest bitch.

To catch a predator is the purest form of kino.

>Thought crime
This isn't throwing someone in prison for reading japanese porn comics, its physically going to the house of a person they thought was a kid.

I know right? This is a board for baneposting and other forms of memes. Who the fuck talks about tv shows on Cred Forums?

>I'm 27
>NOT TRUE! AT THE TIME OF OUR CONVERSATION HE HAD JUST TURNED 28!

Who is this semen demon?
Who is this erection confection?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this juice moose?
Who is this solution confucian?
Who is this stiffen vixen?
Who is this slobber macabre?
Who is this masturbation invitation?
Who is this ejaculate immaculate?
Who is this broth goth?
Who is this stain jane?
Who is this penis venus?
Who is this mattress actress?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?
Who is this male repoductive organ gorgan?
Who is this shaft shaft?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this urethra barista?

WHERE'S THE LINK?

I really like this grill. She does a great Emma Sheen cosplay.

What the hell is up with the editing at 7:46 to 7:56?

Hugs

>physically going to the house of a person they thought was a kid

So what? They were invited so it can't possibly count as trespassing. They never did anything to the kid. What else could they possibly be charged for besides thought crime?

...

Ah yes, the cunnyfags and pedofags are always weeded out in these based threads. Fuck oiff.

pure goddess

>these threads
>based

>WHERE'S THE LINK?
Oh fug, maybe next time I should read the OP

I will never have a qt like that who will love me...

>baggy clothes
>messy hair
>baseball cap

Why did they have to do her up in the sexiest way imaginable?

"Pics of my car, pics of me out and about, pics of my penis.. OOPS!"

Fucking Hansen.

Was the dating app Grinder?

>He's just waived away his right to remain silent
How can anyone be this retarded?

*record scratch*

What gay website was he visiting again?

what a ridiculous decoy choice

every time it happens I'm just like "why?"

these people think the cops are their friends

it's really weird

You know, all the hormones in the milk

Why have a huge ass thing on the wall if you're just gonna blur it anyways?

Fucking retarded

It was a big subway poster but they pulled their sponsorship after the whole Jared thing..

WHY didn't hansen many any of the emails during his conversation with the guy, that he had already mentioned on the show?

>the way she looks to her left
she's absolutely creeped out

so no jail time?

They fell for the "if you cooperate, they'll show mercy and you'll just get a slap on the wrist" meme.

I can totally see Jay editing this.

Reminder that the (((media))) made up the pedophile priest meme.

themediareport.com/fast-facts/

Is that Willem Dafoe

Oh cawd.

>meatall sub
>worst

I assume that they cut any where the pedo lawyers up so that other pedos dont get the idea they can do that

Really if any of them have seen the show I dont know why they don't just call the lawyer as soon as they see Hansen and refuse to go out until they arrive at the house

Also I doubt they are staged, no amount of money is worth being on national TV as a kid fucker

>What else could they possibly be charged for besides thought crime?
tetradcore.com/convictions.html
Killkit's Charges:
>53a-71 ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SEXUAL ASSUALT 2ND DEGREE- Class B Felony
>53-21 ATTEMPT TO COMMIT RISK OF INJURY TO CHILD- Class B Felony
>53a-90a ENTICING A MINOR BY COMPUTER - Class D Felony
Jared Jr's Charges
>53-21(a)(2)* Attempt To Commit ILL Sexual Contact-Vctm - Class B Felony
>53a-90a(a) ENTICING A MINOR BY COMPUTER - Class D Felony
Worm's Charges
>53a-71(a)(1) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SEX 2-VCTM13-15Y,ACTR>3Y OLDER - Class B Felony
>53-21(a)(2)* ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ILL SEXUAL CONTACT-VCTM - Class B Felony
>53a-90a(a) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ENTICING A MINOR BY COMPUTER - Class D Felony
Boss Papi's Charges
>CHARGES : 53a-71(a)(1) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT SEX 2-VCTM13-15Y,ACTR>3Y OLDER - Class B Felony
>53-21(a)(2)* ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ILL SEXUAL CONTACT-VCTM - Class B Felony
>53a-90a(a) ATTEMPT TO COMMIT ENTICING A MINOR BY COMPUTER - Class D Felony
All were convicted. So I guess it's time to tell the world that the United States, the land of the """"free,""""" punishes """"""""""thought crimes""""""""
retard

Fuck off with your cuck king.

SENTENCE : 5 yrs Jail, suspended after 2 yrs, Probation 10 yrs and Registered Sex Offender Status 10 yrs

If someone came to ask you questions and not immediately arrest you , it puts them in a false sense of security. I actually wonder how much of whats said while talking to hansen can be used as evidence.

I'm just trying to get to the plane.

There are lots of thought crimes you retard its not new or unjust
>Conspiracy to commit murder
>Conspiracy to defraud
>Drugs with intent to sell
etc etc etc

Everything.

Its like a full police interrogation without any of the rights.

>there are plenty of thought crimes!
>lists two crimes centered around a real victim
>lists a drug crime

Now compare them to

>ATTEMPT TO SAY DIRTY THINGS TO A MINOR OVER THE INTERNET

Seems like a chill dude. Would hang out, would not fuck. Decoy is a fucking weirdo though.

I hope the trenchcoat fedoraman is next.

Those teeth are nightmarish

What are the kickstarter rewards
I wonder if you could have Chris say lines you write for him

>Pedo sits at bar eating a baked good
>Chris Hansen walks out
>"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

>so many hispanics
>maybe like 10% of caught pedos are hispanics
>even though they're 50% of the USA

>Showing up with intent to rape a kid is a victimless crime

Ok pedo, go kill yourself

Post >yfw Rich is on the next episode.

>I actually wonder how much of whats said while talking to hansen can be used as evidence.
all of it

>fat, balding, friendless, gay, mexican pedo has a fiancee
>you still have no gf

That hairline

Showing up is not what these people are being charged with.

As is said multiple times every thread.

The best part is they aren't even trying because they know they don't need to

Is there anything a lawyer could do about that if your client already sat there blabbing everything straight to cameras? At what point were you taken advantage of by the show?

Never, because hansen tells them they're free to leave and get arrested at any time.

Its a perfect loophole.

Extremely disappointed in Hanson Vs Predator so far. Comes off like a cheap, pale imitation with horrible editing.

That's what happens when a person who's only famous for schlock and is able to convince himself what hes doing matters loses all creative restrictions/oversight.

These are basically hansen's version of the prequels.

>I've been a police officer for 20 years, I'm not dumb
my face when

>who asks for an ID
>be around 30
>find someone on app who says they're 24
>meet up with them
>they look 16
>ask for ID
>get busted for meeting up with an underage
>but she said she was 24 even look at their page
>oh look here, it says there 16
>but it said 24 when I talked to them

Fuck this bullshit

Im watching an episode, Chris never sayd that (at least for one of these episodes)

... you know all the episodes were heavily edited right?

>signs away his right to remain silent
WHy doesn't that happen right when chris walks in,

what bullshit

THEY USED AN ADULT ACTOR AS B8 AGAIN WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIT???

Since hansen isn't arresting anyone, he doesn't have to worry about respecting rights.

but its all being filmed anyway so whats the point of making him sign?

I should learn more about Evidence/ self incrimination law I dont know much

Can anyone make heads or tails out of this
I'm curious

not him but it's for the interrogation phase. Answers by the accused cannot be used against him in evidence if 1.) he isn't appraised of his rights, and 2.) if he is without counsel during the interrogation. Interrogation meaning questioning of an officer while in custody. In custody meaning the accused is not free to leave. He can waive #2 but only in writing. I don't see why they should waive it, since the court will appoint you an attorney if you can't afford one.
Self incrimination is applicable in trial, meaning the accused cannot be compelled to be a witness against himself. An accused called to the stand can invoke the protection against self incrimination at the time he is called to the stand.
youtube.com/watch?v=LdtDCC0027w

>hows about a hug

literally had to pause the video and pace around the room for a bit

That's nice. But none of it applies to hansen because hes not a cop.

>meaning questioning of an officer
I meant "by" reeeeee

I know, I'm just explaining all the signing thing. I forgot the case, but there were retards who spilled their shit to priests/doctors/journalists and were later crying when those admissions were used against them, citing the fif. TCAP and HVP relied on these cases.

Tuna melt on italian herb and cheese is by far the best sub

>that's right, this is me, you probably wonder how i get here, well....

>not a philly cheesesteak

kill
your
self

NOW

>philly cheesesteak
>from subway

drink bleach

Yeah I know you Subway cucks do to down your dry ham and provolone but shit, learn to get a real sub like the Philly.

Wait, where the fuck were parts two and three?

Threadly reminder, no victim, no crime.

www.vandarkholme.com

Why didn't they make her put on a cap play the male decoy? She would make a way more believable 12yo boy

This
Also this, best sandwich by far.
Confirmed teenage faggots, that shit is mediocre and unholy levels of messy.

Because they know it doesn't matter. They don't even need to pretend the decoy looks underage. They could get 70 year olds to play the decoys and nothing would change.

I do this all the time

I usually get the tuna on regular Italian bread. I'll try the Italian herbs and cheese next time.

It's happened before.
youtu.be/9eePz7rR8qk

And here's a video of his phone call just for kicks.
youtu.be/5GG2gIkQvi4

Also, why don't they ever use the decoy to answer the phone?? You have these baby-talking women on the phone and yet they meet some upbeat teen in person.

god, imagine the utter "oh fuck" moment when chris finally comes out the back

I imagine its like when you get caught singing a song when you think youre by yourself times 100

That's actually a very interesting point. Idk what kind of sex toys were out there when TCaP was airing but nowadays there's plenty of variety and some of them are creepy realistic.

I don't see how they're allowed to arrest people for Not committing the crime they're being charged with.
This is text book entrapment. What these cops are doing is illegal
But so is murder and they're allowed to get away with that too so go figure

They like to eat fresh (out the womb)

>narrator just says "ell oh ell" and doesn't chuckle audibly

That decoy looks older than me and I'm nearly 30

""""""""""""fiance"""""""""""""' is obviously some guy he was fucking who he said he wanted to marry like a year ago.

people who are engaged for more than a year are miserable failures too scared to let go of an obviously ruined relationship

>Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis?

The amount of smug satisfaction Chris takes in reading that line aloud is astounding.
This is the hardest I have laughed in a while.

you don't need a big old binder anymore when everything can literally be stored in a small hand device

it's not sad it's practical

Joe Biden episode when?

youtube.com/watch?v=9jtybQS0eIA

>He's 45-year-old Dennis Ramsay, a truck driver, screenname "daddieforu"

They just taste like pickles to me

>This is crazy...

>Yeah

>thinking women can be found guilty of sex crimes
>in 2016

funnily enough, one was caught in this investigation, but none were caught in the old one.

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but you do recognize the woman I posted right? A month or so ago this teacher was caught having fucked 5 of her students in only the two months she was being observed. No jail time, allowed resign instead of being fired.

>coundom
Is that how they spell condom in Canada?

Be nice to Chris, he's trying his best.

oh no i didnt actually recognize her. that's pretty weird. normally you see them getting punished. not as severely as guys, but still punished.

what a crazy world we live in.

The decoy was creepy as fuck.
Velez probably thought he was gonna get murdered

I thought he was going to suck on his thumb after he said he lives with his mommy and daddy. Did that faggot forget what it's like to be 13?

>"I'm actually 27"

Queue spooky "!!!!" noise in the soundtrack

>"Nooot true. He actually just turned 28"

I actually laughed out loud. Why did they choose to highlight such an insignificant detail with a horror movie sound effect and a zooming shot?

he went to see a 13 year old on his birthday, pretty weird

Is it possible to get paid for being one of the people who chat with the predator and bait him?

I want to be a professional pedo catfisher

he's a fat old faggot, should be arrested out of principle

>Tell a kid that you are going to fuck them
>Send them pics
HURHURHUR THOUGHT CRIME

Serious question, if there never is any kids involved, how could these people actually be committing a crime against children/

>Tell a kid that you are going to fuck them

They didn't, they were speaking to an adult.

>subway makes pedos

ofcourse, you think chris chats the pedos up himself?

Whenever they charge them in court it's always ATTEMPTED endangerment or ATTEMPTED grooming.

Attempted being the opperative word.

If there had been a real child it would have been actual grooming or actual endangerment. But because it's a sting it's just attempted. Like, if there was a child there it would have been

a lot of the time they plead guilty

why is this an actual argument pedo apologists use

they understand right? they're just playing dumb or trolling, right?

they understand intent

they have to

Anti-pedo laws are ridiculous, but they can't get struck down for being unconstitutional because predators always take a plea deal.

>They didn't really buy drugs, they weren't really speaking to a prostitute

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_operation

>And here's a video of his phone call just for kicks.

>"I liked the porn you sent me."
>"Good, I'm glad you did."

oh, POEM.
that isn't as funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrapment

>that decoy

Sure beef hormones are making kids huge now but goddamn.

>Rich's face when Hanses introduces himself

>13 years old

I suppose attempted murder is also legal because they technically didn't do anything.

I think these Hansen threads need to move back to Cred Forums, the amount of homophobic crap here is really getting out of control. The implication that same-sex pedophiles are somehow worse than opposite-sex pedophiles is deeply disturbing and I'm not going to put up with it.

This Hansen episode also has the homophobic trope of associating pedophiles with homosexuals, which is completely fucked up.

It sure is Cred Forums in here, and it's time to go back

Do they give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?

Bruh just go back to having aids

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>I have friends who are 16 we all hang out NO DRUGS WE DON'T DO DRUGS

Holy shit

He probably assumed he was roleplaying or some shit and he played. No way he ever thought this old man was a 13 years old boy

i think that means he does drugs with them

New show is dull tbqh. No epic Hansen entrances and no meme guys, although the guy in episode 2 got close.

>Implying he actually said that

AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?

oh crap

Nah, two of those were fucking creepy.

>kuwap

Yup, you feel if they just shut the fuck up and talked to a mildly competent layer to stand for them in court they would even get some money out of it. In reality they are actually fucking horny sick pedos thinking with their dicks, and when reality kicks in they feel so fucking guilty they admit everything to punish themselves.

Quite often they ask to leave and Hanson says no I need to talk to you.