Who here is watching superior survivor

/ourguy/

>David is Cred Forums

>yfw the guy who found the idol is the one who has the heart attack later in the episode so they hide it again

He'll be evicted this episode

>evicted

>evicted

Is Figgy a whore?

That mole tho...

Figgy a slut

Survivor turned into Bachelor in Paradise

no

lol i baited you idiots

he's gonna win

>Figgy will never blow you after a week on some island in the bushes

No I baited you ;)

Based chris holding back two stinkers in the immunity challenge

Time for racism

die michaela

I am so fucking sick of everyone saying Millennials Millennials Millennials but I guess it tested well with the median 67-year-old cbs viewer

yes

That YouTube chick any good? Forgot to look for her channel

They're fucking recruits though, so what would they know about basic strategy?

Why don't they do a Millennials vs. Gen Z season?

I didn't even know it was starting again. Where can I find pics of all the players to see if there's any qts worth watching for?

Nigger nobody wants to eat an octopus

The puberty ridden 14 year olds would be fucking like rabbits

>Jay thinks couples on this show never last
>Apparently never watched Survivor All-Stars

qt Asian is all you need

>Chad was once also a socially awkward beta

There's hope.

>Oh look Chad is so shy and awkward!

studio plant confirmed

based Ken

Is Ken /ourguy/

steam please

LEAVE FIGGY ALONE

Michelle

That's it.

What does PETA think of Suvivor?

Tai thinks it's pretty cool.

Ken and David is the buddy comedy I didn't know I needed.

Yeah based off the site only her and Figgy look any good. I hope the Jew gets bullied

That was 25 seasons ago and they were playing against literal retards

>attractive autist
>extrovert beta
Perfect bromantic comedy

Is Paul going to be the one who has a heart attack?

>it's a "nerdy, robot character tries to fit in" episode

>figgy fighting the Queen of Katwe

Time for sass

KEEP EATIN THAT SUGAR CANE, CHIMPO

FIGGY CONFIRMED RACIST

Paul having a heart attack soon

Paul gonna die

PAUL HAVING A HEART ATTACK

F

Lol Paul is gonna die

rip

Wait what the fuck happened?

F

paul ;;

Something is happening to him. Waiting for the doctor to show up

Well who is the target gonna be now?

Holy fuck is that what a heart attack looks like

Paul got stung by a poisonous snail and he's gonna die

Paul passed away

All according to plan..

Paul didn't have a cheeseburger for a week so he had a heart attack

Paul is all about control

looked like a mild heart attack

>left hand numb
>chest hurting
>hard to breath

the weak have been separated from the chaff

Is the challenge to see who can burry him the fastest?

> mild

He's already dead

F

>implying Ken didn't use some survival knowledge to create a heart attack compound and put it in Paul's food

How do you stop a heart attack?

Don't be a fat fuck

>I wish he had had a heart attack

/OURGUY/

>Jennifer was my pre-season favorite last season
>She ended up being a train wreck
>Figgy is my preseason favorite this season
>she's a dumb slut

Goddamnit

She can still blow me though, dem dick sucking lips

No I mean if one is currently happening

>David being ruthless

Our guy

Aspirin or nitroglycerin helps

Eat healthy, exercise, and pray you don't have a family history of it.

>physical challenge
RIP Gen X

>the jew skipping out

I think you just have to ride it out and hope for the best

>Chris

Chris is daddy

Not much. You just call 911 and hope for the best.

>most athletic person sits out

>losing to a man who just had a fucking heart attack

>david
>that dive

David can barely pull himself out of the water

> these people not diving into the water abd jumping feet first

Why are people so fucking dumb

Why the fuck would they put David in the physical part?

Most americans can barely swim

skellys can't swim

Which of the survivor contestants most has your body type?

Who here /Zeke/

Ken

Fuck off Chad

Bret

> Ken literally carrying gen x

I'm autismo tho

>More like Ken X

that tall, handsome gen-xer made my day when he said he used to be the beta/weirdo/outcast when he was younger.

People probably made so much fucking fun of how he looked and acted and now he's fit and good looking

KEN YOU SEXY BEAST

He's a studio plant to make everything more interesting.

He's literally a perfect human with a sympathetic backstory.

Like Ken?

>he actually believes something on a reality show is genuine and not part of the script

The Jewish girl on Millennials

RIP figgy

Sluts get what they deserve

>get rid of attractive gen x last week
>get rid of attractive millennial this week
Oh well

Call 911 so the paramedics can watch you die.

he probably didn't have Cred Forums and the internet to hold him back though

hey i dont hate it

Fucking kek

His story checks out. I've seen the feeds.

Worse

Why are Survivor threads so comfy?

Seconding this
roasties get out

This is the first time in a while that everyone attended the tribal council within a week

Because it's not a boring capeshit thread

go to /fit/ and you can do it too. just don't stay on /fit/ too long

You absolutely right

Or the opposite could've happen because my visits to /b inspire me to fuck bitches and masquerade my autism for all my niggas who cant

Zeke = Reddit

David = Cred Forums

Is David that dude with the super low voice?

BOTH ASIANS VOTED OUT

WEEBS BTFO

Damn, Michelle's got bigger dick sucking lips than Figgy

Adam is a literal redditor

David is the hungry looking skeleton

Adam is twitter

Michelle's cult is forming...

What is Ken's job?

Hobo

Professional Chad

Figgy has bigger lips, Michelle has a bigger mouth

wanderer

I LOVE VIDEO GAMES

Who here thinks deepvoicebro is putting on and overcompensating so everybody thinks he's a big guy

When I was in middle school I had a friend who would lower his voice at restaurants when the waitress came so he could impress her

He's just a wandering wood sprite

Can Michaela ever not be retarded?

> millennials can't survive in the wild

They literally won't let anyone die

for you
;^)

Mari no!

Jewess is getting mind fucked right now

Some say that Ken doesn't exist, but I think he's real

Wtf don't vote out qt Asian

Hannah BTFO

David's a television writer so whatever is the Cred Forums/Reddit for people who write fan fiction that's where David goes

Now that I think of it David's a television writer, he found the idol quickly with no clues...... wait a second

>Everyone laughing at tribal

Are they really gonna let stoner Michelle run the tribe?

>millenials being racist

>ms. cuddleshack
ahahahahahahaha
based negress

>you'll never facefuck Michelle and Figgy

CALL THEM OUT JEFF

>puppies or butts

Mari

Poor Mari

She's so perfect

Michelle is cute but she looks like she can't go long without the reefer

Love how Jeff forces them to stop being pussies and call each other out by name

Has anyone ever tried a strategy where they just cast a random ass vote every council just to create tribe chaos?

>Jeff peeking

KEK

oy vey

>tfw no stoned Jewess gf

JEFF PLEASE

PeekingJeff.jpeg WHERE

A hinkie vote on survivor?

So crazy it just might work

>both asians get voted out first

JUST

F

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

There was that one guy who voted for everyone in alphabetical order

damn michelle is so cute

CHINKS BTFO

>The nerd got used by the pretty people

Just like in real life.

>minorities eliminated first
Just like in real life.

told myself if I ever got castes I would do this at least once.

PJSalt

damn

GOD DAMNIT WHY

>asians gone

well guess we can all stop watching this shit now

Why did she do that?

There's one left on genX

Correction, all "Hot" Asians are gone

Nerds hate the popular kids, but when the popular kids give them some attention they eat it up. And you got to see that play out during tribal.

Third tribe?

Never forget

>Michelle is a GoT nerd and thinks dragons are real

> those perfect tits

>ywn take bong rips with Michelle

Why do people think Michelle is a stoner?

She is a child of God and doesn't pollute her temple with the herb of Satan.

>Gen X votes out weak link
>Mil vote out one of the strongest players

...

RIP Never Forget Gone But Never Forgotten

Is there a good place to find vintage survivor and foreign survivor torrents on public trackers?
I would love to see them all, but reality tv doesnt seem too popular

>make this post
>Figgy survives, BTFOs Mari at the same time
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

last time I ever trust a preview

she's still a dumb slut but I still love her

Do you think she smuggled in some weed in her snatch?

We miss you bb

good booty

>niggress and jew ruining a perfect plan

...and they wonder why everybody hates them.

based Jason

Yeah fer sure gonna miss it

Really sucks that we won't get to see her in those super small shorts again

youtube.com/watch?v=5HvsAI0rD5Q

cute

>tfw she was a whore until she found God again

also I didn't realize she was 28

...

You realize Makayla did what she said she was gonna do. If you're gonna be racist at least be factual

all they gotta do is BTFO the yelling jew reddit man and jewess nerd and I'm good to go, but with a swap coming up who knows what's going to happen

>michelle urged hannah to switch her vote, even though she didn't need it, just to test her trust
>she's playing 4d chess against 2d players

>The cult leader flexing her control on her members

devil's trips don't lie

why

>Michelle pisses out poisonous kool aid and forces Hannah to drink it

wewlad

Which asian broad is this? Mari?

not gonna lie watching Michelle assert her dominance over Hannah got me rock hard

Brenda Lowe, who is superior in every way

>australian posters
fuck off