Malcolm in the Middle

>it's a Hal episode

Why didn't they have a single hot chick in this show? At least The Middle has Eden Sher.

>implying

That show is awful. Its a blatant rip off of malcolm in the middle without being funny at all,

It has Lois

She's only hot in that one episode where she cakes her face in whoreup.

>have 5 kids
>not a single cute daughter but 5 smelly sons
true suffering

Sure about that?

Yeah, degenerate sluts don't count.

but he is Hydes brother from that 70s show

sure if you put a bag over her disgusting face.

preferred the young version huh?

what

her face is still disgusting. nice try though.

No, degenerate sluts don't count.

>that horrible jew face

>title character is the least interesting and least likable character in the show

The whole series is in the mind of a 30-something year old Malcolm, whose life is a wreck. He's jobless, depressed, and overall angry at where his life has gone. The only solace he gets is remembering his terrible childhood, and blaming it as the reason why he's so miserable, despite his other siblings having much better and happier lives than him. Unfortunately, Malcolm often gets so caught up in his daydreaming that he neglects his wife. She gets fed up with this more and more, until one day she leaves him for another man. This drives Malcolm further into madness, and he has thoughts about suicide every day as he drinks the pain away.

The door slam is Malcom snapping out of his daydreaming, because his wife slammed the door when she left Malcolm for good. In the end, Malcolm succumbs to his suicidal thoughts, and fashions a noose for himself out of a necktie Hal gave him when he moved out of the house. Then, alone in his apartment, Malcolm ends his life. It's not until 3 days later that the landlord finds his hanging body, not because he fears for Malcolm's safety, but because the rent is late again.

The image of Malcolm facepalming at the end of the intro is Malcolm burying his face into his hands in despair after his wife leaves him alone, depressed, and suicidal. "Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question?" is a sly reference to the fact that Malcolm often spends his time remembering his childhood, and when he's snapped out of it (Usually by his boss or wife), he forgets where he is and what he's doing. "You're not the boss of me now" is Malcolm's hatred against the world, believing that suicide is the final act of rebellion against his terrible life. "And you're not so big" is Malcolm speaking to himself, because he realizes that his life is insignificant in the grand scheme of things, and that he's a nobody despite him being a genius. Finally, "Life is unfair" are Malcolm's final thoughts before finally losing consciousness forever.

Where the fuck did you get this?

Looks like a reddit theory.

I remember thinking Francis's wife was super hot

What, her?

Underrated post ladies and gentlemen

Damn she looks like she stinks of whale oil, it's so hot. I'd love to stuff a slab of walrus lard into her asshole and watch her shit it out and then suck on it to clean it while I fuck her fat hairy Eskimo ass until she squeals like a baby seal.

You're trying too hard.

>It's yet another Reddit "it was all in their heads" theory

Go fuck yourself.

Malcolm is such a weird name. Like have you ever met anyone in real life with that name? or just seen it on that show? did someone just make that name up ? what the hell? why is there a second L? ????

Malcolm X was more important than anything you ever did or ever will

Remember recess l lesbian friend who had the hots for Lois?

Being a neck beard and not accomplishing anything, is more important than what that nigger have ever accomplished

It was inspired on an old crazy black man who formed gangs of black kids and told them to get guns

Isn't this supposed to be a Breaking Bad prequel?

But hey, that's just a theory! A REDDIT THEORY! THANKS FOR UPVOTING!

He's a dead nigger who made other niggers think they are better just because and that they should not have to work for anything

The episode where they went to the mall and Lois fantasizes that she had all daughters redpilled me

>that episode where malcolm plays the sims and watches the enitre family outdo him
It was fun to see him fail at stuff.

How so?

>ywn go hunting with Hal

YES

>tries to help black people out of the shitty situation they were in at the time
>gets shot
>black people still living in horrific poverty
How was he important? He was a failure.

For english, download the OED FORFREE

>Is this available for a "Windows Computer"?
yes, it is freely available for windows

>OED_update_4-0-3.exe
[the link is dead, so search the web for this file]

here for the explanation of the shady business of Oxford publication
users.datarealm.com/xywwweb/oed.shtml#v4updates

>There are huge (640|617Mb) post-installation v4.0.0.3 updates for Macintosh | Windows (the latter a corrupt file, pursuant to OUP changes on 22 January 2013; use the OUP-USA Tech Support mirror instead). These refreshes of the code supply a new OED icon (a “carousel” of 20 books like the image on the CD case, except that one volume is open with a magnifying glass straddling the gutter – an amusing allusion to the generally-reviled two-volume “micrographic” Compact Version), and more importantly solve a few of the problems described below, albeit with a beefed-up SecuROM under Windows. Funny thing about this refresh: the Windows version calls itself “OED_update_4-0-3.exe” (655,401,876 bytes, MD5: 9fe0d6169a19738caf3fa8b99e76a632, downloaded 9 August 2010) but it doesn’t seem to require a previous installation, and it doesn’t seem to care whether you originally bought the full version or the upgrade — in fact, the freely-downloadable Windows update (but not the Mac update) is the complete v4 package (just as earlier SOED updates had been nearly complete save for a boot loader, pronunciation audio files, and some non-essential Help PDFs), and furthermore many correspondents confirm that if you use the SecuROM-free swhx.exe Screenweaver launcher described above, it doesn't ask that any disks be inserted to authenticate, and it functions pretty much like the Macintosh version: no copy protection or verification baggage, and no blacklisted apps either.