Jealous Cred Forums?

Jealous Cred Forums?

Yes.

My girlfriend bought me a fifth and takeout

I'm good ;)

>gets to see pussy before me

>ohhhhh geeeeez

cartman smooth af doesnt even have to date a girl to see pussy

No because I'm over the age of 18 and don't watch South Park anymore.

women are funny
get over it

>trey and matt promoting sexual misconduct between minors

hope they get arrested

But, user! Soon it'll be current year+1, and you'll just have to stop being intolerant and get over it.

What were the last lines of the show? i didnt catch it.

there have been episodes about pedophiles in south park before

Is it just me or was this episode the best one in a long, long time?

it was great.

Something along the lines of
>C:But if girls don't have balls, I just don't understand what could possibly be there
>H:Would you like me to show you?
>C:Holy shit!

Nah, some of the episodes in season 19 still outrank it but this season has been great so far.
Fantastic moments both in this episode and the last one.

season 19 was a mess and you know it.

>tfw when i was growing up i used to hang out with these two girls from the neighbourhood
>we made a deal that if i showed them my private parts then they would show me theirs
>i showed them mine
>they ran off laughing and didnt show me their's
stuff like this is why i need therapy.

Only the last few episodes.
You're not Yelping, Tweek x Craig, and Naughty Ninjas were great.

Me on the picture

Is that you twayne?!

Tweek x Craig was the one exception. Naughty Ninjas was not good, user.

I lol'd at "i want to know you dad" "not like that smartass"

>Naughty Ninjas
>not good
Take that back, it was the funniest episode of the season.

I'm sorry, user, but that's simply not true.

Well, I don't agree.

>tfw use to do this with my friend back in elementary
>we both though it was super funny to flash each other at random moments
>for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to spring it in class
>got into massive trouble, parents angry that their son was a homo

i-it wasn't gay I swear

In contrast to the other two episodes of this season "The Damned" actually made me laugh.

Hope things continue this way.

It had a great pace to it.

I want a sequel to You Got F'd in the A

all you proved is you're a 19 year old contrarian faggot congrats

When me and my brother were 12 and 14 we had a slumber party with this girl 13, And we got her to show us her pussy. I told her it look like a cows utter.

We also got countless friends to show us there dicks.
One time at school during recces and a teacher saw it and he got in trouble for flashing us.

were still virgins in our 20's.

We should have just told that girl to fuck us.

Why don't you and your brother fuck each other? You know it has always led to that and then you wouldn't be a virgin.

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No, the previous one was better, and the season premiere to a lesser extent. They repeated the Mr. Garrison joke and Randy too much.

Yeah it was great

yeah it was great

yeah

I wanna see heidi turner's vagina!!!

>be a kid with a treehouse
>invite some other kids over for a sleepover
>wait until everybody is asleep and then pull a girls pants down to look at her pussy
>find out in the morning she was awake the whole time and just let me do it

>everything went better than expected.jpg

I bet she became a huge slut

Episode was shit but that last line legit made me laugh for a minute