It's an user drinks a bottle of wine alone on a wednesday and watches horror movies episode

>wine

>it's a "user watched horror movies alone and points out all the plot holes and common sense mistakes the characters make aloud to himself" episode

Fuck I love those episodes!

>he fell for the wine is for women meme
>he can't even tell the difference between a merlot and a carbernet

kek, wine is for kino lovers only

drink boxes of wine you sad faggot

Women post on Cred Forums you fucking loser virgin

fucking numale faggot, you've got no idea what you're talking about

You can spot the plebs who never watched Sopranos so easily. Should be banned on sight.

Fuck off, Tom.

>merlot and a carbernet
lel, as if that's hard to distinguish
Roastie pls go
Sup Reddit

but thats not mojitos and corona, user.

Guys we gotta settle this:

Is wine for faggots or kino lovers?

this guy

Women don't know how to enjoy a fine wine desu

Both because wine attracts faggots who think they're kino lovers like flies on my butthole.

Wine is for kino lovers

See: Sopranos, Godfather, any mob movie

wow a whole bottle, calm down there buddy

For young women pretending to be middle aged women.

>he thinks drinking cheap alcoholic grape juice makes drinking classier

i don't like this thread it's hitting too close to home. but wine really is for women

this.

>IMG_3877
Fucking cancerous mobile poster

>he thinks drinking fermented corn juice makes drinking classier

whiskyfags are the worst.

>tfw afraid of getting drunk more than a dozen times a year since my family is cursed with alcoholism

>wine
kino
>gin
cinema
>beer
film
>whisky
movie
>vodka
flick

I wish I was drinking now...

I'll drink double for you user

What alcohol is classified as "joint"/"jernt"?

Same, there's a tallboy in the fridge but I think my alcoholic dad put that there so he can take the edge off once his buzz starts wearing down

>not drinking vodka
>calling yourself a man
Fags

Drink a bottle of vodka and get turbodrunk and incredibly sick like a real Cinemalord faget

calm down, faggots.

no alcoholic beverage is "for women", because they shouldnt even drink in the first place. drunk men have accomplished great feats through history. what is a drunk women good for other than fucking?

This, that way you still get decent flavor (If you go bota or black box) without having to force yourself to drink the whole second bottle.

They only serve wine and beer at my local theater, yet all they show is mainstream blockbusters.

Kek!

>tfw you fall asleep on the couch with an open drink in your hand

You raise a good point, we should be saying that only whores drink wine.

Vodka is the biggest fag drink on the planet

Marijuana

>getting drunk
>wine
What a pussy

74809195 (You)

If you're not drinking cold beers you should stop watching anything forever

Nice. I like wine too
Winos are a cut above the rest

Wine is literally the patricians choice of alcohol. Whiskey is for fedora tippers who want to feel classy. IPAs and such are for frat bros who wanna stick out.

>men drinking wine and watching movies alone
>men drinking wine
>men
>"men"

>Joint = Jernt

that's a bit of a stretch

What is some esenssial winekino?

Carmenere.

>its an I drink several bottles and just shitpost on my computer as usual episode
Is it reruns or what??? Why does it keep happening!?

Wine sucks. It gives me a headache and is stupid expensive.

Only Christfags think wine is superior to beer or liquor. Beer, bourbon, rye, and cognac are all I drink.

Wine is the favorite drink of the pretentious and effeminate. This thread is pretty solid proof of that.

Bloody Mary and a Corona here. Best combo.

The pain is too real.
>tfw you imagine what you would say to your friends if you had any

It's possible to get ripshit drunk on vodka but stay hydrated enough to not have a hangover the next day. Did that a few times in college.

Can anyone recommend a good store bought mead? Can't wait 6mos for the homemade stuff to finish

I'm more of a spill beer on my belly and watch the old telly kind of boy

>Wine is literally the patricians choice of alcohol
Nope, you are just a faggot. Go be gay somewhere else.

Any gay porno

Vodka is drunk only by wastoids and Russians and yes I'm aware of the massive overlap in those categories.

>implying I have money to buy wine
>implying my parents haven't cut off the internet
>implying I'm not posting from a dataless phone

Get on my level

A bit overstated in your case, but true.

The negative effects of alcohol are felt by women in shorter periods, at smaller doses, and are more severe. Women have less alcohol dehydrogenase, on average.

I live in Russia.

we get it, you're a depressed "4channer".

>laying in bedroom in apartment
>slugging wine from the bottle
>shitposting on an arabian woodworking forum about whether or not wine is for women
>mfw i finish this bottle and crack a beer anyway

i ain't got class till 11 in tryna live it up baby

Bruhh... come on
Sideways my man. Even movies about wine are patrician

When did Cred Forums get invaded by nutless fags from reddit who think drinking wine alone is "classy" or something that is at all acceptable for anyone who isn't a woman over the age of 30?

>wine
Are you a female or a faggot either way kys

Fuck I thought I was the only one

Ok...? Do you want a cookie?

This. Every wine drinker I've met was a weak, cocksucking faggot.

ITT: faggots who fell for the "wine is for girls" meme

everybody but italians should be rounded up and shot

oof ma'donne

he drinks wine and is calling other people faggots

LOL!

t. fag who is now panicking over his extremely unmanly drinking habit and trying to do damage control

>men drinking wine triggers Cred Forums

mmm..good to know

i bet the lot of you are fedora tipping faggots who ask for whiskey at a dive bar and sip on it to feel cool

>IPAs and such are for frat bros who wanna stick out.

Do people really drink IPAs for image? Seems kinda silly considering you can buy a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada for like $10.

>tfw same except four locos

On my 3rd 14% one now lads

>it's an user gets so sexually frustrated that he's started looking for traps/CD to make him cum season
How do the writers come up with this stuff?

>paying for whiskey at a bar
This is how I know you're a fruity little cocktail-sipping fuckboy.

white liberal millennial men have overtaken the wine industry. It's a fucking disaster.

Kangaroo, box wine, that shitty cupcake brand shit... They've ruined it all

>tfw Cred Forums doesn't approve of my drinking habits

dammit!!! no!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This kek

kill yourself

So can anyone ITT recommend a good mead?

...

>12 pack of sierra nevada for $10

where the fuck do you live? it's $20 here

>Drinking the yeasted jew

Wine is the red pilled man's drink

Fuck off I'm drinking vodka and I'm not totally alone, the boyfriend is simply in the office working all night.

>tfw wine triggers Cred Forums

This makes me immensely happy. Can't wait to enjoy a nice sauvignon blanc tomorrow and post about it.

>ITT: faggots who fell for the "wine is for girls" meme
>everybody but italians should be rounded up and shot

Wine takes yeast to ferment too, tardbot

>red pill
You mean an estrogen tablet you sissy niggerfaggot?

How about cider beer? Is that for fags?

>TFW alcoholic that drinks wine, scotch, bourbon, gin and beer

You guys gotta diversify, man

>Wine.

What are you, a lesbian?

Both. It's sort of like how fedoras became taken over by faggots but can still be used by true kino

Washington. This is just going off the price of Total Wine but I'm pretty sure it's much cheaper at my local Target.

Why do people pretend to like the taste of alcohol? It's bitter and burns your throat.

>mfw while reading this thread

kek

So it's settled then, guys:

wine is for faggots!

/thread

put away the vodka and drink some wine you gay

Pretty much. I mean I'll mix vodka with actual cider for a tasty drink.

There are too many fine hard liquors on this Earth to waste my liver on fermented grapes drunk only by sissies and women.

damage control

oops i forgot something
here we go

>Not drinking corn juice.

Liberal men drinking Pinot must get you hard

I have wine for tomorrow. I'm baking some meat pies so the merlot I have will go well with it. Tonight is pizza night so it's shit liquor to go with it.

You're on Cred Forums, we're like 75% gay here

Wine is literally the blood of Christ
Many here have shown how classless and uncultured they really are

I've heard Bottle Shock is good, not interested in finding out.

>Cred Forums in a post

>drinking alcohol
>at all
Fags

>mrw this thread
>mrw imagining what you would say to friends if you had any
f-fuck you guys a-and fuck this t-thread

Post this on /lgbt/ and get tons of fags hitting on you.

Honestly that's better than being with the wrong person. My ex used to shush me when I'd laugh or talk about the movie as we were watching. No one needs that bullshit.

>go on a date with a girl
>so what kind of movies do you like, user?
>Well I've been really into horror movies lately
>Horror movies? Are you serious? I hate horror movies!
>O-oh, well don't you kind of enjoy the feeling of being scared?
>No I hate being scared
>W-well don't you kind of like that feeling of getting spooked around Halloween?
>No, I don't. That's so weird that you like Horror movies, user.

This literally was a conversation I had on a date about a month ago

>it's an user drinks cheap lambrusco wine episode

What if Christ was grapes ?

what a cunt

It's only the blood of christ if you perform the eucharist

Overlooking the sunset over the hills of Giancarlo?

Wtf is this shit?

This thread is about wine, you faggot.

If you don't buy a $14 rack of PBRs for movie night, you're prob a dweeb

good goyim, keep bloating your belly with pisswater

nice pants user

I don't. I like to get drunk.

Comedies and cartoons, user. Bitches love comedies and cartoons

The mistake you made was talking about yourself, women do not care about anything but themselves. How it should have gone:

>>Horror movies? Are you serious? I hate horror movies!
>Fair enough, what movies are you into?

Always talk about them or let them talk about themselves.

Rolling Rock is cheaper, then you can afford some sunflower seeds

>pbr
>ever

> wine in a tumbler

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>liking films about people getting murdered and cut up in horrific ways

yep, it is pretty weird desu

*slow clap* well done, man. Well done.

I drink my wine from a Rainbow Dash pint glass.

is this a /drunk/ general now that the fighting has died down?

i'm fucked up off everclear lads, this shit is cancer

I wish I had more reasonable coping mechanisms.

Humans chase sensation in many different ways.
Drugs, cinema, sports, murder, compassion, drama, conversation...

it's a stemless wine glass zoom in

That's called a tumbler.

*enhance*

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Pleb got fucking rekt by a girl

sorry to let you down user

There are a lot of queers and losers in here who were probably raised by single mothers, so they don't know the rules.

Wine is a patrician drink, but men should never drink wine alone. It's acceptable at a fancy restaurant, especially if you are on a date, and it is acceptable at home if you want to be romantic. Otherwise, avoid it.

For when you are home alone, the drink choices for men are primarily beer and whiskey. Bourbon and scotch are the classics. Gin is cool if you are English. Vodka is acceptable on very cold winter nights, which is pretty much all the time for some people (Russians).

>it's not a tumbler it's a tumbler

Of course you're drinking wine

*enhance further*
*focus on the tumbler*
*clean that image up*

>drinking any sort of alcohol alone

degenerate

we should have these threads more often. it's better than drinking alone.

As a man of logic beer offends me and is inefficient. I can buy a handle of vodka for $11 and some cheap mixers and get drunk 4 times over compared to beer.

>There are a lot of queers and losers in here who were probably raised by single mothers

Stopped reading there.

Great way to start a thought provoking post, my dude.

This desu
drinking=/=getting drunk

How do people get scared by horror movies? You are passively watching a movie while being in safety home.

Also most horror movies are just too unrealistic and exaggerated. A psychological thriller is more scary to me.

Usually do on the weekends. You can tell how many people are drinking by how much fighting is going on.

You are still drinking alone, user
Denial doesn't help.

Beer's more fun and less sad

Also from lots and lots of experience, plastic

I don't trust people who don't have moderate drinking problems. What gets you through the day without knowing there's a good drink waiting for you at the end?

Yeah, but some humans are fucking retarded.

You get scared watching movies? Kill yourself now faggot.

>he drinks just to get drunk

Get a load of this fucking pleb!

Just like anything else, it's inherently fine even if fags and pseudo-intellectuals like it.

Why the fuck would you drink alcohol if it was not to become intoxicated, at least slightly

Don't tell me you like the taste you fucking liar

I don't believe in half measures.

Yeah no one needs a laughing, talking faggot during a movie.

WRONG ANSWER!

I only just started drinking recently and I'm not really that fond of wine. I hate carbonated stuff like beer and cider.

It's realistic to them because they're low IQ fags who believe that shit is real.

Get a halfway decent vodka because it will have little taste on it's own. Mix it with a drink you do like and enjoy.

Did you take it out on her son in drunken wine-stupor?

>really want to relax like the old days and drink but suffer from crippling ocd that would flare up like crazy

take me back in time

I drink whatever my roommates buy and I'll just venmo them tb h. I'm not picky and it really doesn't matter what I drink. Life's too short, Cred Forums

A love of life

oh yeah...

>tfw no run to 711 for some tall cans
>tfw no friends to kick it in a car with and drink
>tfw broke
>tfw gonna have some shit nightmares and barely sleep
I need at least 72 Oz to sleep

what kind of ocd do you have user

I do like the taste of a gin and tonic.

It amplifies the feelings of almost everything. Video games are more fun, movies are more emotional, just everything feels better.

I think wine might be alright but I've literally never had anything better than what you can buy at generic liquor stores. Of all the cheap wines I've had, I've thought they were all terrible to the point of making me sick. I've only ever had a decent wine at a restaurant and that was like a $40 bottle, which was one of the cheaper ones on the menu.

This isn't a drink for NEETs at least.

I don't remember posting this

I don't get drunk. I have 1-2 drinks a night because it relaxes me and feels good.

that's odd considering alcohol is a depressant

There's space inbetween being sober and being blackout drunk. The general feeling of it is nice and it also enhances film and television.

I used to love having a couple beers while watching a movie.

I had my first nightmare in ages last night. I don't remember it though and it wasn't that spooky.

Depressant doesn't mean depressed, simply that it slows you down. It releases inhibitions and thus allows you to be more open, even with yourself.

This is the exact post someone who doesn't understand what drinking in moderation is would post.

Wine is pure kino.

It makes you feel better about being a little bitch for a short amount of time

Salud bros..
youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

PABST blue RIBBON

The same pain can exist in more than one place.

>that first sip of alcohol after an extremely long day

holy fuck is there anything more glorious lads?

better drugs than alcohol

> I don't remember it though

Because you were drunk?

Western civilization was built on wine. All you turboplebs hating on wine are nothing but the brainwashed bluepilled sheep of the globalists trying to destroy western values.

this

Not him but I rarely remember the actual content of any of my dreams. But I do remember when I've had a nightmare because the sudden panicked wakening from it is very sharp.

Oh fuck this was me earlier when I was watching a cam of Blair witch project except I was drinking cream soda.
>tfw life imitates meme

>buzzword: the post

No, because people forget their dreams incredibly quickly. I usually record my dreams but I woke up from that one at about 6am and wanted to go back to sleep. It wasn't a particularly memorable dream either.

white wine>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>red wine tbhlads

...

Western civilization was built by immigrants and settlers who drank many different types of alcohol.

iktf, I want to enjoy weed again but anxiety and overactive imagination won't let me.

this is what everyone says when they first start drinking wine

expand your horizons laddy

I had a friend whose job was to do this for hours. He'd kill like a hundred crabs a day. That's gotta be some real bad joojoo

morning cig + coffee

>Drinking a bottle of whiskey one day in a week for several years
>do random blood test at doctor yesterday
>mildly elevated liver values

Damn bros, I like muh alcohol and don't want to stop.

fuck the docs they don't know shit

Can anyone recommend a good whiskey around the $20-30 price range? I don't like smoky scotches

I remember being in highschool. Oh wait, you're probably american. You're development is just stunted.

My former manager died because of liver issues. He was an alcoholic, drank whiskey and beer. Didn't listen to his doctor.
I got his job, thankfully

I like fireball even though my friends always give me shit for it because it's a feminine drink

Red blends and Zins will be your gateway, jumping right into Cabs and Pinots is a mistake. Cabs because they're too strong, Pinots because your palate isn't good enough to justify dropping a decent chunk of change on them. By zins I don't mean that pussy White Zinfandel, I mean meaty, fruit-forward Zins that will get you fat as fuck and can hide a decent amount of alcohol in them.

12 steps, my nigguh

That's not whisky you turd

I'm looking for more of a "whiskey flavored whiskey", but I appreciate the suggestion. Tried it once and the cinammon flavor is overwhelming

>fat as fuck

i t-though wine was low cal

Jameson mon friendo

It's fucking fruit and sugar. If you want low calorie vodka is your answer.

Then you need Whiskey® brand whiskey, Satan.

It's not a feminine drink it's a no taste fratboy meme drink.

So you're admitting you can't read?

I've been looking to expand beyond Jameson but again I appreciate the offer. I guess I should have mentioned I've already tried Jameson, Grand Old Parr, and Tullamore Dew

shit thanks, nice dubs by the way

And that's why it's for women.

We're really making strides ITT!

I don't see why any American wouldn't drink exclusively IPAs and micro brewery stuff. The mainstream American "beers" are fucking DISGUSTING. I tried a Miller once and it tasted literally like someone dumped a shitton of corn syrup into piss with carbonic acid.

Pure sugar brah

Bird Dog Blackberry whiskey is pretty different. Probably the fruitiest whiskey I've ever had in my life, but it's pretty good.

>IPAs and micro brewery stuff

Because I enjoy the taste of beer and would rather not drink a glass of pure liquefied hops.

Depends on your state. If you live in Mountain-West (Utah notwithstanding) you can get some Elijah Craig, Maker's Mark
, and Weller's for $22-$30.

Cut it back a little, you're regularly producing enzymes to breakdown alcohol because your body is expecting it. You might have a mild physiological addiction would can be a bitch, look for ways to settle your stress outside of alcohol and pick a mood other than "sad" to drink to that's less common but still existent.

Well duh everybody knows not to drink that shit.

It's only for nigs n spics.

Will add that one to the list; I'm not beyond trying flavored whiskeys as long as they're not whiskey-flavored (flavor), like Fireball.

I live in Texas so I have the pleasure of shopping at Specs, which are usually like a grocery store sized liquor store and deli

IPAs are gross imo. My friend's an intern at a brewery and whenever he comes over, he always brings a six pack and I can never finish one

I'm always down for some Busch though

Knob Creek
Buffalo Trace
Makers Mark

Whiskey>beer>wine

Of course, a good wine is better than cheap beer though

>pick a mood other than "sad" to drink

>flavored whiskeys
I don't drink it anymore but I used to love Drambuie.

lmao such pleb taste

white wine is for women

Ah then you should be able to get Weller's no issue. It's good shit for being as inexpensive as it is.

Everytime I would drink an IPA, it would taste like someone took a bunch of pinecones and fermented them into beer somehow. In all fairness, the only IPAs I've ever tried are Sierra Nevada, something from New Mexico that I dont remmeber the name of (it came in a yellow can that was designed like the state flag), and a Sam Adams variant. they all tasted like fucking pinecones

All these triggerd numales getting mad that they act like the feminine redditor faggots that they are, kek.

That's the hops you're tasting and it's something that shitty breweries abuse to hell and back because it "adds depth".

Popcorn and coke is true kino.

>Its an user downs 5 shots of vodka and sits naked on his bed smoking cigarettes and watching porn episode

Didn't even enjoy it a little bit.

Report submitted.

Look at the Can/Bar, it should have IBU and a number next to it, go for anything under 50, 30 if you want to play it safe. Founder's All Day IPA and Bell's Two Hearted Ale are great beginner IPAs if you want to give them a try. Otherwise you're overloading your tastebuds from all the hoppy bitterness.

>hang out with childhood friend a few years ago
>we go to his college friends house
>end up with 8+ of his friends
>go to liquor store
>they're all only 20 and don't know what to buy and can't purchase it anyway
>one says Fireball handle is good
>look at him and ask what sorority he's pledged too
>another says Cuervo
>tell him if he wants to drink Mexican piss he can convince a homeless to produce some into a bottle
>end up buying a handle of Absolut for dirt cheap
>they take a single shot and gulp a bunch of chaser immediately
>they're 'drunk' pretty fast
>I'm mixing 2 or 3 fingers in a cup with some juice
>I kick it with them so more
>half of them pass out by 1
>I take the majority of the handle and walk home
>haven't seen childhood friend since
>he's gay now and has tons of gay friends and has a social life with said gays
>His parents always tell my folks to hang out with
>just stay home watching kino and drinking instead
Just wish I had 30 bucks for some tequila,Cactus Cooler and some tallboys

my nigga

let's be friends user i like you

>Friend invites me to hang out with him and his friends because he knows I'm a loser
>I act like a dick to them all night and criticize their taste
>They hang out all the time and have fun
>They never invite me back out again

Man it's all the gays fault.

Don't know why some people insist on drinking tequila that's more sugar than agave.

>It's an user promised himself he'd cut back on his drinking but ended up doing the same shit again episode

thanks for making me read that pointless story

>not cheapo vodka

Do you even poorfag alky?

Rolling Rock is my go to along with High Life

>>he's gay now and has tons of gay friends and has a social life with said gays

Shit story is shit.

i hate these episodes, they're on every night

You guys must be the guys I went to high school with that I'd occasionally smoke weed and get drunk with so they can dull the pain of skate injuries

>He says in a pointless thread
Dude it's the drunk venting hour. Chill

So you're saying you're not a drinker?

Hit the nail on the head user

It tastes better than beer, no carbonation, and has higher alcohol content. Wine is great, people drank it for thousands of years, manly men who killed people with their hands and swords. Anyone who says wine is for faggots is an insecure little faggot

>Hurr durr I only drink straight whiskey like a real man
Pic related

What's everybody drinking right now? Pic related

>not drinking wine and eating italian takeout to The Sopranos

>25
>friends all in long term relationships
>everyone's getting married/getting ready to move away
>i still get drunk alone every night and go to work hungover every morning like i'm 20
>wonder when it's all gonna change

i wonder how life would have turned out for me if i never broke up with my 2 year girlfriend back in college. i think i'd be better off. i'm scared things will never change for me lads.

>It tastes better than beer

It really doesn't.

>drinking on weeknights alone
I always feel too ashamed to do this shit, I can only drink with friends and family at this point.

Why do people watch shitty B horrors again? I've run into more than one or two people who unironically enjoy them. It's not scary or even aesthetic, what the fuck do people derive from it and why do people think it's a good way to spend time?

Kek

Depends on your beer. It's not going to taste better than a bourbon-barrel aged stout or a nice and malty DIPA, but if they're decent wines they're going to be drinkable and with slightly higher alcohol content. Unlike your domestic swill

WORD TO DE WISE: REMEMBAH PLANET NAMEK

1.Cheap
2.Plentiful
3.Available
If I could I'd drink Asahi every night. But 711 in the barrio doesn't carry it

>tfw I have the shame but no willpower

It's the worst, I feel like shit every single day

they're comfy and give me a cathartic release. not everything things to be artistically valid to be enjoyable. i love the simplicity of them plus the practical effects are fun to see.

coke is better than any alcohol

Because it's like a grown up version of a saturday morning cartoon. You know it's cheap and dumb but it's just entertaining.

>cooking a great meal for yourself on a weeknight using half a bottle of good wine while drinking the other half and relaxing with some comfy James May or Top Gear videos

Is there any better feeling?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo

Because they're fun you autist

>one bottle

What kind of coke are we talking here?

In spite of being a "scary" movie, they're comfy as fuck

I'll normally do two, which at $3 a piece is not bad.

Are you literally me?

I like them when they're clearly just a small group of friends with a low budget trying to make a movie good or bad. There's just something really charming about all the ways they try and fail to overcome their lack of funds while still having a great time.

>High Life

my man
That's my main cheap beer option.

Yes, I am rich.

weewoo weewoo spotted the underage.

this is almost word for word what my 15 year old autistic cousin said to me when i tried to give her beer