How do you kill him?

how do you kill him?

neck him

Simple, chop his head off while someone distracts him with a picture of his mom. Wait... That was this guy right? I always forget the backstory with horror characters. It's mostly not even needed. Buff tall guy in a mask chasing you. Do you really need a reason to run away?

Not even Kruger could kill this asshole.

>le indestructible masked slasher boogeyman

With my Bolter

Simply not go near Camp Crystal Lake. Can't kill you if you don't piss him off.

Don't need to. I'll head off to the bar and wait until morning. Just like that one dude form Part 2.

>it's that time of year again for Friday the 13th and Halloween marathons

About time something good happened.

He'll find you in space

Get Busta Rhymes to Bruce-Lee-kick him into some electric wires.

Then we throw him into the sun.

I'd have my boy get his ass

>Part V

Push him on to some spikes. He's just a paramedic dressed as Jason, he'll die just like his fat retarded son.

What was his endgame? Stopping those who would have premarital sex?

I have some bad news for you...

Would you shoot him before throwing him into the sun?

>him

These colors don't run!

Put him into a wood chipper, and then pick up all the pieces and give it a good acid bath. Take whatever sludge is left and scatter it in the ocean.

That and everything else seen as immoral

Was Jason a good Christian.

>not eating the pieces to gain his beauty

It's like you're not even trying

He was a good Catholic. Not a very good Protestant though.

Activate my Giga Nigga powers and tackle him out of a spaceship.

Would the Terminator be able to kill Jason?

pro tip

YOU CAN'T

Name at least one person who can kill him

Yes, majority of horror bad guys are great at killing people who have no weapons but are usually dealt with pretty easily with guns and machines

I'd let him kill me, then I'd win

I am atheist and dont get it

>Not a very good Protestant though.

thankfully. protestants are scum.

Fuck his ass

Considering that's not Jason id shoot him

id say no. terminator shit is scifi but grounded on real life (no magic). jason has def some magic and satanic shit going on, a machine cant beat that.

Anyone who's poor is a bad Protestant.

Deus Vult.

>see these movies on tv all the time
>all the kills and tits are fucking censored

I would destroy any competition

Do you think he could snatch his birthday?

DECAPITATION, DISMEMBERMENT, STAKE THROUGH HEART, AND CREMATION.

I mean, what were they thinking?

Bitch, you got jobbed in the 2nd movie by some fat asshole hanging by a umblical cord.

I'd rather watch jason x twice in a row than watch manhatten once. At least you get the cronenberg cameo.

I fuck him to death

Sh-shut up

kek

Michael Meyers is so spooky omg, truly a genre for high society

Just let Zack Snyder direct a secuel

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Do you think he could make it through?

Hide behind them.

You're a spunky teenage girl and you and two others has lured him somewhere to kill him. The other two are mostly bait for him to kill but in a last ditch effort to survive you grab a stick of dynamite and light it up, sticking it down Jasons shirt.

Boom. defeated. I just wrote an 80's style ending to a Friday the 13th movie.

Not if they used the original script

What's the original script?

Just kill yourself before he can kill you

They manage to make it outside the cube and there's nothing outside.

first blood rambo is god tier

fuck that shit man, where's the telekinesis?

Jesus fuck.

the cube is life

life is full of mysteries and ultimately full of pain and suffering

> Jason Takes Manhattan

Didn't the Muppets beat him to it?

He was going to kill him by drowning, but was stopped.

I love how Jason takes Manhattan for like 15 minutes. "Jason takes an ocean voyage from a lake"

Get legislature to create machete free zones

Take off the mask.

I could beat him

4u. There we skipped all the rest and got right to the punch line. "My sides dude!" Oh user you comedy wizard, you've outdone yourself again

you don't NEED teen killing salt machetes with foldable shoulder things that go up

you freeze him...oh wait

Get this hothead and his dubs outta here

Be quiet reddit

should i watch this movie

Remember the fight scene in FvJ where those propane tanks and metal rods were utilized against Jason? Wouldn't the logical thing to do is attack him safely from a distance (so that he can't hurl his machete, darts, or any other weapon at you) and then just GTFO out of there while he's trying to recuperate?

That guy was the luckiest bastard in the entire franchise. I've always wondered what his reaction was to the slaughter in Part 2 and how he narrowly avoided death?

What even boggles my mind even more is that Parts 2,3, and 4 all took place within the same week. How insane is that? All those murders on different shores of the lake.

with kindness

>My sides
found the Cred Forumseddit crossboarder

If you like horror, especially psychological, then yes

Top ten horror

>getting spooked by slasher films

Plebby

yeah was a good one

That sounds amazing.

Yes it's a brilliant and pretty horrifying premise

fucking classic.

pleb here. what movies is this?

cube

thanks friend

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It's funny to read just how into it you nerds get, especially when you get into hypotheticals and stuff

fucking newfag idiot. get lost

what do you mean nothing?

u dont kill the jaseon u trap it

Exactly

Give him my AIDS

Simply touch the prostate. He'll instantly drop like a ragdoll.

Build a wall around him
And then make him pay for it