Is James May /ourguy/?

Is James May /ourguy/?

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He definitely is 'our guy' of the Top Gear team.

He is an older version of all of Cred Forums

It's absolutely Clarkson

>Slightly racist
>Hates kids and young people
>Extremely stubborn
>Ridiculously opinionated

He's my guy

and he hates Americans.

"Everybodys very fat, everybodys very stupid and everybodys very rude"

He's the same as us when it comes to women

youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8

James is us

Jeremy is who we wish we were

Hello

Sounds like hes describing my city

youtube.com/watch?v=Lf5hsyO8v4k
is this kino?

All the Top Gear guys are our guys desu

So comfy.

>tfw BBC didn't understand their audience

Most of the audience didn't give a shit about the cars. It was popular because it was an amazing friend simulator. The lads banter was top notch.

The real reason is the BBC now has requirements for women and minorities on all of their shows, mandated by law. They didn't met those requirements so they had to manufacture a reason to change it.

Childhood is being as tall as Hammond

Adulthood is realising you'd rather be the racist white lanklets

they understood that white men were popular

they understood their audience user

we cannot live in a world where white people are adored and not vilified

how will we progress as a multicultural society if whites have a place in our society

Yes
youtube.com/watch?v=_9gFT1mEfZ8

>mfw I realise nothing will ever be as comfy as prime top gear, seasons 9-15 give or take

I still constantly watch any episode which is either a transport contest or a low budget car contest. They are all amazing.

So how's the new Top Gear going? Have they finally given up and axed it yet? Did Joey really wind up leaving the show?

The best parts of Top Gear where when they fucked around with cheap shitboxes or traveled abroad.
Clarkson's modern architecture "RV" will never fail to crack me up.

Joey threatened to quit if they didn't fire Chris, so they fired Chris.

the "how hard can it be" stuff are pretty great too. oh and the specials

they kicked evans out cause he's a talentless hack

honestly their best option would have been karl pilkington but even then the show was fucked

Karl makes anything hilarious but ultimately doomed due to his lazy arse temperament

I wouldn't mind two car smart guys and him as the foil ala Ricky Gervais show.

Man Lab was great. I have to watch that again soon.

They were going to shoot their golden cow for some crappy standards? Fuck off.

>mandated by law

Do please cite this law you fucking mong

>tfw james isnt your father

breitbart.com/london/2016/05/07/whites-need-not-apply-bbc-advertises-black-asian-minority-positions/

>breitbar

Stopped reading right there

Also, fuck you you ignorant cunt.

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>Breitbart
Link something else that isn't Infowars tier mate

i dont like your source therefore it isn't valid

>I only get my news from Huffington Post!

>le source doesn't matter

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36443113

Get fucked

Richard Hammond's Jungle Quest is pretty comfy too.

back to the main point of Clarkson getting sacked in retarded goal to diversify the cast, the article says the BBC "aim" to diversify, but only the traineeship program actually has a policy of discrimination. Fuck off.

ha ha somebody got blown the fuck out with their
"no souce is good enough for me' bullshit.

Will there only be poo in loo women reading your news by next year? I notice they don't dare put any full on monkeyfaced indians on air it is always halfies with bleached skin and western plastic surgery.

You guys might not know this but Richard Hammond was the inspiration for Diddy Kong.

>it's a James moistens his qt3.14 cameragirl's panties episode

I actually watched it for the cars because I like cars. The banter was a great bonus. Hopefully joey does better without the ginger rat cunt

You were asked to cite the legal statute....the law as it was claimed
>mandated by law.

So get fucked

But he has money. Lots of it.

Didn't they end up replacing Clarkson and co. with two white guys anyway?

>lives in chipping norton
>hangs around with David Cameron
>voted to remain in the EU because muh visas
>writes for the Times
>"our guy"

Well the BBC Charter is approved by statutory instrument by the commons so go look up that specific instrument

Well one of them was a ginger...

The thing about Top Gear (The old one obviously) is, it appears to be a car show, but it is actually much more.
It's filled with comedy, drama, action and banter. The editing is top notch and the camera work is perfect.
You don't need to be a car enthusiast to enjoy Top Gear - it's perfectly fine as a sort of 'adventure' show.

Its shit now without the trio, I don't even care about cars and only watched it for the banter.

they're all left-wing globalists

unless they're cute American girls like the one he tried to chat up on the show.

What's the best May side show, and why is it Toy Stories?

Man Lab, makes we want to build stuff.

Imagine having to go back in time and read the posts you make on the internet to your 10 year old self. Or having to read the posts to your family. You're genuinely embarrassing and contribute nothing of worth to the threads you post in.

I wouldn't even have the nerve to say 'hello'

He's very fat.

This. I fast forward past any stig bullshit or celebrity interviews/times.

Not that guy but acting smug and intellectually superior on fucking Cred Forums just makes you a cunt, mate

I'd like to handle her equipment if you know what I mean.

>ywn be the fourth m8 on one of their specials
It hurst to live

It's not legally mandated, it's because Danny Cohen is a slimy cunt that needs feeding feet first through a wood chipper.

For those who don't know, he's the reason why the BBC has diversity quotas on panel shows and others, and why all the good shows got ran off; he hounded anything he personally didn't like, regardless of ratings, because he's such an obnoxious twat and forces his political views on anything. He had a particular hateboner for Top Gear, because it and its producers were the only thing big enough to tell him to fuck off, which is why he pounced on the Clarkson incident so readily.
The reason he got away with it is because he was the number 2 in a time when the Director General's position was at the most turbulent it's been for decades, so he could do pretty much whatever he liked.

He's gone now, but his taint will take the BBC years to recover from, if it ever does.

THERE'S NO PLACE FOR A 4TH M8

Why do season 8-12 look like they were shot in the 90's? It literally looks like they recorded them on VHS or something and the guys are still dressing like that. Hammond with those faggot shell necklaces. Was Britain always just behind on these things?

Hammond was probably going through a mid-life crisis with all those silly jackets.

What was he thinking?

can bbcucks not left on red?

That rock singer with the same kinda hair, what's his name again? The Brits are always very proud of their rock bands even when their fame is long gone.

I would love to go back and watch all the challenges. What would be the easiest way to go about this?

Rod Stewart?

No. European intersections are too varied in layout and usually not visible enough to universally permit turning on red, unlike American intersections that are almost always a 90° cross and spread out wide with lots of visibility. Instead we put green arrows next to the lights in individual cases where it is considered safe.

>Cohen
Hmm

Yes, him. I'm sure there's been some intention in that direction behind Hammond's hairstyle.

He's one of those people which make you think Cred Forums is infiltrating society and pulling a practical joke on everyone.

He's such a stereotypical subversive Jew that I always half think someone's pulling my leg.

>blaming that on Cred Forums
Kek. They just point out all these Jews who pull this shit.

Kek, you exclusively watch Fox News too? Fucking idiot.

Did you read it? Says nothing about there being a law, just intern places. Has fuck-all to do with Top Gear or why they were axed.

can you not use logical reasoning? Wake up, the media hates white people.

>Cred Forums hating kids
Only the boys.

The interviews use to be good before the guests PR agents (in my head) made them ask at least 3 questions about the actors latest gig, old interviews mostly had them talking shit.

>BBC fires popular host who has made comments that offend people
>hires new diverse cast to replace the original crew
>puts up job listings that only minorities can apply to
>implying these things have nothing in common and aren't related

They've literally always been there to promote their work. Just like other talk shows you dolt.

I fucking know that, but the old ones there was maybe one mention of what the actors were doing, Clarkson roll his eyes at the camera and then ask the guest about cars.

>Jeremy is who we wish we were

Speak for yourself you sad twat.

>it's a Clarkson spends the whole interview shittalking the guest's car choices

>BBC fires popular host who has made comments that offend people

he got shitcanned for losing it like a diva because he wasn't brought a steak, you mealy-mouthed sack of shite

That was the final straw you fucking retard. Do you really think they would have fired James May if he had punched the producer when he has had no history of making people upset?

Nah, Clarkson got canned because he doesn't have the level of influence a certain Jimmy Saville has.

Just to make it clear, I'm not supporting or agreeing with the post you replied to.

James may is comfy af

Turning right on red was mandated during the fuel shortage to waste less fuel.

Most other countries do not allow you to turn on red.

To add to this. He literally has a "controversy" section on his Wikipedia page listing various events throughout his top gear career where people got offended over his comments and actions and was subsequently fined by the BBC.

That was the first I ever heard about a centrifugal clutch and it completely amazed me.

youtube.com/watch?v=KrDZxsPO7lY

His drinking shows with Oz Clarke were pretty great too.

youtu.be/-xhfJRdwHnU

youtu.be/2NQ6YHPTfdg

James May is truly the best. He even beat Gordon Ramsay at his own show,

>that guitar episode
The saddles being on upside down triggered the shit outta me

Jeremy Clarkson is lad bible tier and is most definitely not /ourguy/

Well to be fair The Great British Bake Off has a "controversy" section too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_British_Bake_Off#Controversy

OURGUY
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youtube.com/watch?v=WOo2kHCsih0

>take a bowl
>start with the egg
>break it
>put the egg in the bowl like that
ALREADY WRONG. You're meant to seperate the egg, use the yolk for the mix and stir up the egg white by itself until it become consistently foamy, and then you mix it back into the rest of the finished mix just before pouring your pancakes. Makes them guaranteed fluffy every time.

>autistic
>kissless virgin
>un/fa/
>the butt of every joke and receiving end of all banter
literally /ourguy/

American pancakes yeah. Not proper ones

May not /fa/, are you legally retarded?

>>kissless virgin

Yeah right

What are they laughing at, lads?

In the specials and whenever he doesn't have some of the BBC staff to pick his wardrobe, it becomes pretty clear that he just doesn't care.
I am legally retarded though, how did you guess?

>implying it isn't Hammond
>manlet
>tries to be /fa/ but fails
>pretends to like Euro shit but secretly prefers American big rigs

>Do you really think they would have fired James May if he had punched the producer

certainly. you're only pretending otherwise because you don't know how you'd cope without the deliciously giddy frisson you get from the idea of "based jezza" - and by extension your shitwitted self - as poor suffering victims

>secretly prefers American
>secretly

>Jeremy Clarkson is lad bible tier

You could have said you wanted a foamy shit-and-spunk anal creampie from him and you'd still have come across as less of a faggot.

In the mind of an American being non-secretive is smearing it in everyone's face, so being restrained about it already makes him secretive.

Jeremy is definition of Lad Bible they adore him

>He says on television (invented by Americans) on a show about cars (invented by Americans) in English (a language he wouldn't be speaking if it weren't for Americans).

Actually the principle of the cathode ray tube was proposed and tested by an Englishman called Thomson, and the first moving image transmission as well as the first television service (1929 in Germany) were installed by a Scotsman named Baird.

>He says on television (invented by Americans)
Invented by a Scotsman
>on a show about cars (invented by Americans)
Invented by a German
>in English (a language he wouldn't be speaking if it weren't for Americans).
Great meme

Literally every part of your post was inaccurate

>television (invented by Americans)
The sad part is there are people that actually believe this.

The one good thing that came out of the GDR and West Germany ruined it because they were to stupid to understand they need to stop and watch for traffic anyway.

unfortunately james is not Cred Forums
> talented
> plays piano
> well spoken
> can quote poetry
> can cite facts and make interesting statements on a broad range of things from the history of aircraft to britis war comics
> has a girlfriend

i don't think he's reddit but he's not Cred Forums either

he's ARPANET probably

I fulfill at least 3-4 of those

And can cook well enough to impress a Michelin chef.

James May was not fired.

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> intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>a brit calling people rude

>le ebin banter man
clarkson is just a grotesque prick, wouldnt mind him if he was funny but he isnt

>he only got fired so that BBC can replace him with a paki

Are Clarkson-fags literally too stupid to know that assault is a crime?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo
And then some.

He'll bring up jeans next

>alright, got a car here. Quite quick this, mad really, can't think of any use for going this fast if I'm being honest. Suzanne always has a go at me for driving too fast, so it's good use I don't have this. Look at all these buttons on the console here. She can't even figure out a DVD so she'd be useless in this.

New Reassembler series WHEN

As soon as Clarkson gets his Deassembler show in which he crashes stuff into walls to see what happens.
And then sends the remains to James.

Do you mean her camera?

>As soon as Clarkson gets his Deassembler show in which he crashes stuff into walls to see what happens.
I've never wanted something so much

>May's show airs after Clarkson's
>call it the hammer power hour

but your claim was wrong you fucking idiot, your source makes no mention of the ridiculous law you claimed existed
>hurr durr wake up people don't you see the connections?!
you're the guy who buys alex jones water filters

>every episode starts with Clarkson being his usual smug self, showing James what he'll have to work with and offering him a hammer
>"Alright Jezza, is this... was this a phone?"
>"Yes."
>"and how did you... No, actually I don't want to know that"
>"I attached it to the front grill of a Beetle and sent both down a cliff"
>"Yes, that explains why there is a carburator in here"
>cue opening theme

>cue opening theme
>it's the A-Team theme

>Get fucked

I could watch this

Except they hate commies and political correctness

>When James failed to score the goal

Clarkson is really our guy

...

I really like his other stuff beside the top gear ones
Man lab and toy stories especially

>It's a May and Clarkson film

youtube.com/watch?v=jemRabq74WA

What was the original context/episode?

>It's not legally mandated
he's the reason why the BBC has diversity quotas on panel shows and others

Laughing at old photos of Hammond.
S6 Ep 4

>tfw KAT used to have a pack with every Top Gear episode
>never got around to downloading it
The one on TPB was missing some last time I checked

You're completely out of your mind if you don't believe Jermeys past controversies didn't attribute to the sacking. You must pay for a tv license.

Who knows, maybe Cred Forums will have money.

reading is difficult for you. Isn't it?

Nice straw man you fuckin retard.

Post favorite challenges (not specials)

No contest.

Where can I find and watch Man Lab?

Such a comfy show

git gud

>BBC got sick of his "racism" and finally punching a producer
>fire him
>rest of the cast quits
>they replace them with a more diverse team

Amphibious cars, if only for Clarkson failing at the end

I sure hope you have all watched the kino on James' youtube channel

youtube.com/watch?v=d5_SB1FxAWg

The whole thing was breddy neat

Clarkson's laugh at James when they found out they have to put their wetsuits on in their RV gets me every single time.

Money has always been above the law.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo

>A recap of Top Gear’s rough year: In March 2014, Clarkson was accused of making an anti-Asian racist “joke” on the show’s Burma special, triggering a lawsuit against the BBC. Two months later, unaired rehearsal footage leaked that appeared to show Clarkson uttering the N-word. Clarkson offered an uncharacteristically sincere apology but admitted—presciently, now that we’ve got the benefit of hindsight—that another screw-up would likely cost him his job.
Literally kill yourself.

Clarkson in a wetsuit makes me laugh.

there will never be a Top Gear 3 episode special about Clarkson, Hammond and May making the ultimate trip from Vladivostok to Lisbon

while it would be fun to see the lads in Russia, it would mostly be that : Russia. A lot of Russia.
Make them go from Cape Town to Cairo.

They'd need and armed escort the whole way though.

loved that series
comfy as fuck

>It's a May and Hammond episode

May makes everything comfy

So what does acting smug and intellectually deficient on Cred Forums make you look like?

>Falling for this bait
www lads

>>Slightly racist
>>Hates kids and young people
>>Extremely stubborn
>>Ridiculously opinionated
Typical privileged white male. Glad he finally got sacked.

>*SHART* *SHART* *SHART* *SHART* *SHART*

anyone who thought this was a good series is a fucking pleb.
there was a bit in the lawnmower one where he was like ok im going to turn the camera off because this is tricky.
fuck you bbc4 this should have been an uncut unedited however many hour long necessary show that had it put together from start to finish.
and it did the same with the phone too.
guitar was shit there aren't any good fiddly bits in a guitar it should have been a clock or a vcr or some shit.
and also there should be much more explanation about it, POSSIBLY there should have been an expert on hand who just sits watching the entire process and doesn't help james in any way other than to correct any information he gives to the viewer about how the mechanisms work and operate of which there should have been lots of.
bbc4 did a whole fucking season of shit like watching log fires burning for hours and an unedited canal journey for like a whole day and shit so why couldn't they do this properly.

>Sacked by the BBC
>Now making twice as much with Amazon with no government oversight or restrictions
>Top Gear is on the verge of being cancelled due to lowest ratings in it's history

This is where I look at the camera and put on my Smug Face

t. Paki

PAKIS BTFO

Can't Barrage the Farage.

I remember recently they had some show that was just a livestream from some bus going through Yorkshire.

how many of these did he even do?

>which ones the comfiest?

You really should be reported for avatarfagging. Because that's what it is when no one's going along with your forced meme with the same images but you.

who are you quoting

Your Tommy Lee Jones meme isn't going to catch on, faggot.

>no u
Pitiful, this is the best Europe has to offer?

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don't say i never did anything for you user

Are you seriously this triggered about a fucking shart in mart meme? Learn how to handle bantz americuck

Smug Jezza is the smuggest of them all

Are you saying you wouldn't like to if I didn't understand? Why is your sexual attraction to that woman based on my understandng of your implications?

M8, have you seen this shit with Channel 4? Jesus Christ.

You say that like if it was a bad thing.

Clarkson in a Hilux Technical.
Hamster in a Ford Fiesta
What does May drive?

Is that a real quote? If not you do a pretty good Karl.

You need to leave.

source?

>triggered
>international bantz
'no'

But it's the same guy every single time trying to force it, as if this board doesn't have enough people trying to force memes.

>James May will never be your dad and teach you about loadsa great hobbies and engineering at a young age

I admit I'm jealous of his hair genetics.

Evans is gone, Joey just signed on for two more years after basically threatening to leave if Evans was still there. It's still shit though, even if he's alright.

>forced meme

It's going to be a right clusterfuck. Much worse than nu-Top Gear.

The only way they'll save it is to get Rachel Riley as a presenter. Channel 4 being Channel 4 they'll have quotas to fill so last years winner would be a decent choice for replacement judge if she felt like taking on Mary's shoes.

>they're not allowed a full series until 2018
>they're doing a celebrity special to tie in with Stand Up To Cancer
That special episode will kill anyone's hopes by being full of the shittiest "comedians" Channel 4 can get together.

>Rachel Riley
The more Rachel Riley I see, the better.

I hope the Beeb get their replacement baking show up and running before GBBO on C4 starts and it crushes them in the ratings.

Another Volvo.
And he Mad Max the shit out of it again.

>So this car was built by some clever blokes in Japan, and it's... powerful, an' that. Good off the starting line, it's quite quick. But... you're probably not going to need that at the traffic lights.
>I mean, how important is that really?
>Yeah you want to get home, you know... quick. Right? But there's still traffic lights and people just walking over the road.
>So why would you need that?
>An' it's expensive. Just walk, an' take in the atmosphere of where you live.

Not the shart in mart, the guy's autustic pairing with that image and just typing shart in mart in all caps over and over again.

>car comes with sat-nav
>Karl dislikes it immediately

>The more Rachel Riley I see, the better.
Agreed. She's just... lovely.
But I'm all about the Dent now. Something in me has changed.

>Seeing Rachel get teased by Jimmy and Sean on 8oo10CdCD and getting flustered

>It's an 'andy thing to 'ave, that sat nav.
Sounds like a rap. A Karl Pilkington rap.
>But what it really does is... it railroads you. It's like you're on a railroad.
It railroads you. Well yeah, but that's a good thing, surely? It makes sure you get to the exact place you want using technology and science.
>But is that a good thing? Do you really need that?
Yes, many people DO need that, Karl. For example; if you can't read maps it would be handy and that's what it does. It gets you from A to B.
>Right, but what's wrong with going to C before your time?
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>What's the point of road signs if you're just going to look at your phone and cause... a big pile-up or something? People will get hurt because people are lookin' at their Tom screens and not paying attention to where they're goin'.
But Karl, sat-nav is a thing you can buy separately and stick on your windscreen so that you DON'T have to look at your phone. Which is illegal, by the way.
>Why bother? If you can't follow simple signs, you shouldn't be driving. Simple as that. Just get off the road. You can't do it. Get on a bus and stop putting people in danger.

I've only watched episodes here and there on BBC America. What is essential Top Gear and which seasons should watch?

and /toy/

Depends of your powerlevel
>pleb-tier
only watch the specials
>normie-tier
get an episode list, watch the "build a vehicle" and "epic races" episodes. Skip the rest of the show, only watc hthese parts
>/o/tist tier
do the same but watch entire episodes, and select episodes that talk about cars you are interested in or like
>toplad-tier
watch it all from season 2 to 22
>Jason Dawe-tier
watch it all from season 1 to 22, in order, without skipping anything

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I'm more interested in the banter than the cars but I'll just spend the next twenty years of my life watching it as if it was still airing.

Do it.
Doon, you'll be looking forward to hearing "and new, the news"

You won't have to once their amazon show starts

Large budget without BBC censorship, I have high hopes

I consider Top Gear at their best from season 7 or 8 to season 14 or 15. If you don't wanna invest that much time, look up the episode lists on Wikipedia and get the episodes that are road trips or have challenges in them because those are where the Top Gear trio formula really comes into play. The celebrity segments are sometimes worth it depending on the guest, and the car reviews won't be that interesting unless you're a car person.

Actually scratch the last part, the car reviews aren't even that great to car people because there's not that in-depth, they're simply shot great and nice to look at and something to oogle over.

They stole that from us here in Norway. It's called slow-television.

>watching the BBC
>PAYING the BBC
oy vey

Oh It'll be amazing.

Are you saying everyone on Cred Forums is one person using multiple proxies?
Because i remember amerifats getting bullied by everyone on that board for a good whole, and sperging out every time it happened. Not unlike you, friend.

>ignoring the rest of the post
K.

what i'm saying is it's not forced
there's a lot of people who post across multiple boards
the only reason it doesn't happen as much here is 1) there is less emphasis on nationality here and 2) no one has flags so it's hard to find a time when a SHART can be effectively used :)

may and clarkson segments are always the comfiest. when its all 3 may just ends up being the butt of every joke but when its may and clarkson you really get a sense of how close lads they really are.

I don't get it.