/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): TBD
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD

Safety Ceremony: TBD

Most Likely Going Home: TBD

SHE LEANED AWAY. ABORT

first for justin

SHRIMPMAN IS PLAYIN THATS WAZZUP YO

DAS WASSUP YO

Shrimpman coming on too strong

Thas wazup

yo thats whats up

THIS BODY LANGUAGE IS BAD JUST IN
RUN

TURN LEFT JUSTIN. NOOOO

my goodness he makes ian and steve look like pitt and clooney

ABORT JUSTIN

>SHRIMPMAN GOING ALL OUT FOR A SHOWMANCE ON DAY FUCKING ONE

Stop.

LOL HE COOKS SEAFOOD HE SAID ME NEITHER KEK

Wait, who has a kid?

Thas wassup you damn dis table cool as hell shiet

DID HE JUST SAY HE DOESN'T EAT SEAFOOD LMAO

ON DAY FUCKING ONE

This is really outrageous.

danielle

Ian is actually coming on in recent pics

>tfw have to wake up for work in 5 hours

I can't stop watching

SHRIMP MAN
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shrimpman has taken his boat to the eye of the storm theres no going back

How long until Whitney hooks up with someone and cucks her bf at home

This slut is reeling him in...dude watch out.

JUSTIN WITH THE DAY ONE AUTISM AWARD OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

How old is Justin yo

He don't know no better...

WE ARE ALL SHRIMPMAN

FRESH CATCH OF THE DAY THATS WAZZUP

the hottie black chick

word

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Thanks famalam. That's what's up.

and she loves football. marry me

>She hates the Cowshits
BEST GIRL
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At least you know she puts out mang.

thaz wasup yo

Shelby looks like a girl from Girlsdoporn desu senpai

I'm getting a boner listening to her talk football

das wassup

whitney exposing her big brother knowledge

Fuck yes

its possible justin has never watched an NFL football game.

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>Jason stanning Dr. Will

/ourguy/

You're not the first person to say that

I'd say that's probably the case.

>claims to be a huge saints fan
>doesn't even know Brandin Cooks
I fucking hate people like this

Thas wassup

yea but we won the super bowl and thas wazup yo

Fo sho

>alex aka reddit is here
comfy conversation ruined

is 'dats wazzup' the newest meme? if so then dats wazzup

oh word?

Word

Das wassup

>its possible justin has never watched an NFL football game.
Fo Show....He is spittin' game

he has a dick

it's weird because i can see girls going for justin, he has weird charisma. anti-charisma?

i bet he does well in real life because he's (probably) rich

>Jason getting everyone to see how much of BB they've seen

very clever

Justin bringin a chair das wassup

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>this cast have enough big brother knowledge
thats wazzup yo

shrimpman is the only one with no knowledge

51/50 YOU IN MORE THAN HALF

>justin hiding his power level

smart

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I vote to evict Justin.

>51/50 YOU IN MORE THAN HALF
Yeah ya right

>shrimpman is the only one with no knowledge

Final two confirmed, fo sho

I was /shelby/ but after that football talk I might be converted to /danielle/

no knowledge no problem my man

thas wzup fo sho

her parents got dat mix correct

Dat bod is /wassap/ btqh

This chick might be bestgirl

>Massatwoshits

mass of two shits that's wazzup

Now DAT is wassup

so who got recruited?

uggggh

who ever casted these folks needs a raise

we all claimed it before everyone did

>they don't know they'll be forced to sleep and wake up

Fat bitch than black bitch than corndick than gay dude than white girl in a catfight

Screenshot this and bet money on it

justin, cornbread confirmed already

lol 100%

These giant group conversations are boring as fuck.

shelby, cornbread, monte, and justin

about half

I'd put it in her ass2mouth

>ywn shove your face in and around Kryssies big milky titties
fuck

danielle playing with her hair too much

Thas wazzup

>Shane and Whitney just observing

Pornography is poisoning your minds.

>thinking about her being naked

No Shelby feet shots?

>Hundreds of thousands of people audition to be on big brother every year
>Half the cast is recruited

Who greenlights this shit?

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>2nd tolerable black woman houseguest in BB history
>Also named Danielle

coincidence?

oh word?

Mind awake, body asleep my man

I'm ready to become a race traitor lads.

shrimpman taking a shit again

No Shelby nip slips?

Shrimpman's third trip to the bathroom

Well congrats Ian, you're no longer the most autistic HG ever cast.

Y'all this is day fucking one. Let's at least wait a week before deciding who we like and dislike.

how do i watch this

What's Scott doing?

She seems like the type of girl that farts and laughs about it with you.
thass wassup

most of the cast is actually from auditions

will scott survive the first week?

who smallest hometown here?

1,200 here
not a single redlight in the entire county

He already wasn't after Steve. Ian sperged out a bit but at least he never literally cried for his mommy.

You mean gender traitor? That is a dude

fuck off ratcole

Yo shrimpman got this on lock fo sho

a lot of the people auditioning could be good players, but terrible tv personalities.

Top to bottom this is probably the most attractive female cast ever

which is weird for a non-TV season

wait till the makeup comes off

shrimpman redosing in the bathroom

we already claimed our waifus and we were 100% correct

shelby was the best waifu
whitney was the qt
and morgan was the best sister

everyone else was overrated as fuck

Scott may self evict out of sheer autism

And nobody in the house would notice.

ABSOLUTELY WASSUP

he's dropping his spaghetti in the toilet

and bathing suits coming on

hnnnng

bmx dash tv dot net

We never would have guessed that shrimpman would be /ourguy/ tho

tfw he'll never cook for you

:(

>Whitney: I'm that person that can't sleep without a fan

me too. That would kill me in that house. Need white noise to sleep

yeah he was the wildcard, i knew monte was gonna be a more boring version of corey, redneck was actually likeable

shrimpman was hard to guess

shrimpman could be a piece of shit douchebag
or
victor 2.0

and hes victor 2.0

>shrimpman acting more autistic than Scott

That's my guy

I'm more attractive and slightly less autistic than Scott. What are my chances of getting on bros?

>Word? Thas wassup

What did he mean by this?

So trying to sleep in Korea would kill her?

>Whitney: I'm that person that can't sleep without a fan

As a fan blows in my face I wonder, was she speaking to me?

>tfw you will never look at cool tables together

Are they gonna streak?

>Shelby aka Christina Applegate with Jiz voice
>Whitney the butterface
>Morgan the 7/10
>Alex needs a bag over her head
>Danielle needs a 12 inch cock
>Nelley and Kryss are shit tier

I know it's only been a few hours but this cast seems so much more alive than BB18. And the camera work is a huge step up.

thanks!

also the episodes youhave to pay for?

shelby and Danielle both said that they were good to go.

the holy trinity of autism

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no episodes this season. feeds only. nightly recaps 10pm et

if you buy the feeds you can go back and watch shit from the enitre season

I hope shrimpman doesn't forsake us

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>alex following shelby
fuck off

>Reddit is making fun of Justin calling him cringey while still supporting Alex

CONFIRMED SHRIMPMAN OUR GUY

word no indeed

I think my favorite Ian moment was during a fight the whole house was in one room calming down a willie hantz and ian meanwhile was looking through cabinets trying not to listen to the fight.

Damn Ian a CUTE

GET HER OUT OF HERE

Shrimpman is our guy. Das wassup.

>Jason just asked if Shelby pees standing up

Wait who's Reddit now? The gamer girl?

yes. She is Moo 2.0

>whattaburger honey biscuit? loh tho tearritup hmm mm
>we don talk like dat hmm, das wat dey sey

Best was when Frank was yelling at people outside and got in a huge argument then right after the argument finishes Ian opens the door and asks if anyone wants a Digiorno

michelle

right now its gonna be confusing that theres two reddits

alex is the new reddit

>muh new orleans

Devin + Jace = Shrimpman?

you know what im saying? das just what it was
its all love you know what im saying?

She was so mad when she saw Morgan in the house. Morgan greeted her like a sister but Alex kept pretending they didn't know each other. Then whenever Morgan was talking to the group Alex had such a cunty look on her face

damn, thats pretty spot on.

WAY too many literally who horse-face Becky references

word das wazzup

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I'm seeing more of Jace and I tiny bit of Enzo. Don't see any Devin

they on the balcony its like weeew
even when you aint tryna see its like wooow
the spice channel? thats hella old

I liked the Becky running comp (filling the bowls I think) where nobody else was in shape and she was the fucking terminator

alex sucking up to jason

nothing could stop the becky freightline.

SUPERFAN

Based Cornbread. Tumblr and twitter are gonna love this guy huh

is Neeley secretly Rachel Dolezal?

has scott even said a word since he announced the backyard

Who?

he said he was the debt collector

more whitt pics please

Scott looks uncomfortable sitting next to Morgan.

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From Bangor

he said he likes the silver and gold decor

sometimes he pipes a word in and everyone gets silent or weirdly acknowledges him

post thiccness aka alex

the whalebeast said she was going to put on the sexy girl disguise only once. i wonder when shes pulling it out

don't pick on him!

>I am so disgusting
>I am a total bro
>Look at how differant and ungirly I am
>dude chick
Fuck this bitch is insufferable

is he a jew?

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shiggy diggy das wassap cafeteria spinach u feel me

he's a debt collector

shes method acting

More like crabman + Jace

literally the only people who are "Thicc" are Neely, Kryssie, and cornbread

whats shelby doing with lettuce

That's a cabbage you mongoloid.

Don't talk shit about my Becky-fu, user.

How many IP addresses can stream at once?

What will Shrimpman say to us in the DR?

>he's leaning away
Morgan BTFO

audrey looks more like a woman than krissy

alex is thicc as fucc

Yo thas wazzup

Holy fuck Danielle has a fatty
Hot tub when

Hey Crabman!

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Have her anthills been exposed yet?

>devinposter in the house
aint dat sum shit tho you know what im saying
das wazzup tho

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how does jason not wear these people down?

hes the least eccentric person in this cast

Same reason fattie or Black's are accepted

is shelby still a tranny or did we drop that meme?

She clearly ain't fo sho

krssy the fat bitch thought she was gonna be female paul and run shit.

shes real quiet now.

>meme

friendly reminder that this is a .jpg season ONLY

>people actually eat froot loops

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>he thinks being any version or Paul is a good thing
>he thinks Paul ran shit

Nice pineapples

I hope Scott and shrimp man become good friends

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HARRY POTTER SHILLS

Scott looked legit scared when shrimpman hugged him

See:

Thought that was Joakim Noah for a second

Scott is backed into a corner there is no escape

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Holy shit this shrimp nigga gonna be an easy first boot

i didnt know shelby was gonna be this cute

whitney pls show ass

cute

>implying /bb/ ever picks the wrong HGs to back

too bad i already claimed her

back off

Do they know yet that those 2 are sisters

this is gold being able to see the wardrobes they switched out

He looks like that Malcolm from survivor

Shelby is literally Jennifer Anniston in Friends and I think thats why she gets my dick so hard

so there really is no fish is there?

It cut to fish for half a second earlier

Nobody has mentioned it vocally yet. But some could think it

omg lol -_-

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I'm surprised it didn't cut to fish when they were talking about production checking their underwear

>Alex going looking through her sister's suitcase, probably seeing if she stole any of her clothes

KEK

>im not wearing a normal bra the entire time

stop with the .png idiots

>tfw a girl and have a crush on shelby
welp

>shelby said she doesn't like wearing bras

Thank you BB gods

im a girl too.

This fucker kinda look like the one dude from O Brother Where Art Thou desu

thaz wassup

wrong face

same

fuck off degenerate
this is a southern season

lol jabba the hut

What's the key to being a socially acceptable autistic like Johnny Mac instead of being a sperglord like the holy trinity Ian, Steve, Scott?

>shelby's voice
lmao

Ronnie master race here.

thas wassup

dont say weird shit.

laugh at the bad jokes

>theres a good chance we see Shelbys nips

Do you guys really like Shelby?

Jmac make delivered really great jokes and could manage social interactions better than the others

having autism and not aspergers would do the trick

GB2R

>no james telling the girls to watch out for nipslips

this gonna be a good season

Is Monte autistic too

YES

>guys

T R I G G E R E D

We have Jason for that

im a girl

ever since the laugh

Just boring.

like a clint eastwood set of autism

Only I like her so shes mine

no

>tfw every guy this season has some form of autism

Wewwww

do it shrimpman

sniff the clothes

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>her

This thread is for lesbian separatists only.

woof

i wonder if whitneys parent fly the confederate flag

>.png

DELETE

she can sit on my flagpole if you know what im sayin dats wassup

Honestly I wonder how many Trump supporters there are on the show. On the one hand they're Southern, but on the other hand they're all less than 30 other than Cornbread and Kryssie.

just the naval flag to keep up appearances.

found the autist

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>(You)

>Whitesburg
>96.19% White

am i the only one that likes Scott?

his mother.

>yfw these bitches get out the house and Trump is president-elect

we just hate that hes the next steve who might win the whole thing

but i think hes better than steve

his hand

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doubt it, she seems genteel

Nah, just wait for the news tomorrow. Trump was doing business illegally in Cuba back in the 90s. It will kill him with the Cuban crowd in Florida.

WHERE IS OUR GIRL ALEX

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whitney hasnt moved from the BY couch since taking a seat

you have to go back

being alpha.

>unironically liking shitby the degen when thiccness like this exists
lol

Folding clothes

Ya you're right that's surely gonna stump the Trump