Holy shiiieeet

>tfw Cartman will lose his virginity before you do

aww good for him

Kyle

why no mc donalds logo? They usually use original logos its that because they got paid ?

A girl showing you her vagina is not getting laid you morons. Otherwise I would've lost my virginity at 8.

Did you really not do that kinda "If you show me yours, I show you mine" when you where kids?

To me it sounds like a divide and conquer technique. At one point, BLM even raided a gay parade.

youtube.com/watch?v=wAZMAULHwBs

Yeah I did it with other boys because dial-up internet was a shitty bitch so we had to jack off to the same porn and shit. Most kids don't look at the other sex's kid genitals you fucking freak.

That was in Toronto, and they didn't raid it. They are placed as marshals and what they did with it was stage a sit in, effectively holding it hostage for 30 minutes until Pride Toronto signed their demands to remove cops from the parade.

Pride gave in, and now BLMTO basically run the entire organization.

That Danish athlete was a reference to something specific that happened or it was just to tie it with fairytale troll=internet troll joke

A girl flashed me her pubis region when I was in the second grade.

She was a pretty provocative girl and she grabbed my attention just to show me her underwear.

I challenged her that if she were truly hardcore, she'd show me what was under panties.

And, by God, she did it the mad man.

Best memory. Wonder what happened to her.

Maybe a reference to Nicolas Winding Refn's work or Mads Mikkelsen? What happens to the Danish athlete?

>jacked of with other boys using dial up internet
>calls others freaks

suicide by jumping from 12-th floor after bing trolled about brest cancer.

The Minecraft Story Mode advertising was so blatant I was uncomfortable watching those scenes

Genuinely made me feel uneasy

I thought they were going for a beowulf thing

They're making fun of new gen of kids being minecraft and lets play autists. Seriously, try to find a kid who isn't into one of those things. It's baffling.

I only laughed at the member berries parts, those members berries sure are swell

>"want me to show you?"
>Takes out a book on human biology

They had an episode about the parents learning Minecraft, that was fine

The poster that was in the center of the screen for multiple long scenes of the last episode was such obvious product placement as to be insulting

It's for a current game that's still releasing episodes, if it wasn't paid for that's almost worse because they may as well have asked for money for it as that sort of advertising would normally cost a hell of a lot

are you ok little autistic boy?

god damn i love kakao friends

What if it will be main plot of some later episode?
Like main focus will be on Ike palying minecraft, some bullshit around it.

But Cartman having a live-action Braveheart poster was fine back in the old days because now you can 'member it?

Wasn't that a joke? I 'member him praying to Mel Gibson.

Friendly reminder that South Park jumped the shark with the scientology episode.

stay mad scientocuck

Yes they do. Did you ever go to summer camp?

This was the only good part of the episode

>denmark folklore played up
>wants to meet him under a bridge

It's going to be a literal Troll

I AM TOOTH DECAY
YOUR TEETH SHALL BE MINE

The show on after SP last night was much funnier.

I don't even remember the name

>Did you really not do that kinda "If you show me yours, I show you mine" when you where kids?

i remembered that i did.
i was such a stud when i was 8.
countless girlfriends everywhere my family moves. then i got fat. now im a 26 year old kissless handholdless virgin.

then lose weight fattie

Screencapped

Danny DeVito

Well that seems to be one of those steady jokes in SP. Cartman is nothing but a vessel for certain ideologies, mindlessly parroting BS.

So the "lesson" here is that people who tell you the "truth" are trolls? How deep.

look her up in social media

>To make a troll come out of hiding, you must say his name

So what's the troll's name? Something that Gerald said. "Skankhunt"?

How do you find out a troll's name? Divining?

Well you're definitely not gay

>that laugh in the background

it's so embarassing when people band together in little hugboxes and act as if eachother are funny and shit.

I cannot even watch that video, it's like human weakness personified/videofied.

Black Laughs Matter

>it's so embarassing when people band together in little hugboxes and act as if eachother are funny and shit.

B-but isn't this normal human social behaviour?

Having a circle of friends is. Having a circlejerk that noone ever leaves isn't.

I got my first blowjob at 8

fuck off jew

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

>It is because user on a depressed alcoholic forum says it is
Literally why? Your stupid fucking superiority complex is weird

those people aren't friends. they just find people who think kinda alike to themselves and then they just build eachother up agreeing on everything everyone say.

friends don't do that, friends tell you you're a fucking retard when you are, friends arent chosen because they think alike to you.

People who do podcasts on some strange niche where they spout opinions that they know everyone they're talking to will agree on and laugh at eachothers unfunny jokes are the most pathetic people on earth. it is the most pointless existence anyone can have.

Some nigs tried to get uppity where I'm at. Some guy got lit up at a massive father's day party that turned into a banger and obv shots got fired. Niggers tried to say some qt cop lit the dude up who was innocent and trying to leave.

After that came 2 days of "protesting" in the neighborhood, but then it came out that the original responding officer did not shoot first, that she was being fired upon, that the victim wasn't unarmed as claimed and that he was shot by at least 3 other niggers along with the cop. There were scenes and shells all over the scene.

After that 3 day stretch you didn't hear a peep about the entire thing. It never even broke beyond the local news cycle. Those niggers somehow figured out how to use a computer and were putting her personal info on blast on social media trying to get her killed, most of them and tons of the "protesters" ended up getting arrested.

Many keks.

But yes its obvious BLM is just agitators. Every protest goes like something like this it seems

So (((we))) can get pepe to be labeled as racist but we can't expose people acting like idiots in legit shootings?

I partly agree on what you've written here. You're retard if you claim that the people in said vid have no real life beyond those podcasts, though. Neither me nor you can tell what else is going on during their "pointless existence".

Both are human behaviour, my nihilist edgelord.

I really wish I could have effectively the "activism" on my timeline, shit was fucking hilarious. Every nig in town was posting video they claimed was 100 % concrete proof that the guy was murdered and the pig lit him up 30 times. But the footage all sucked or they were too far away or the nig didn't know how to hold a camera and you really couldn't see shit. Yet they all claimed this video showed her executing the guy. Who was just trying to leave and go home. As soon as the cops arrived, how convenient.

Then a few days go by and the CCTV from the area is released and it shows that the shooting had already started as the cop arrived on scene, and most all of the niggers were running away for their lives while this little woman, who was also a rookie, runs at the gunfire and shoots at niggers who had already shot up the "victim".

And then she got jumped by a mob of nigs who beat and pulled her hair and kicked her and I'm honestly surprised she didn't get raped to death. Amazingly no one else was killed by police after this incident in the following hours and days.

I'm not that user, but I can tell you for sure they're stupid husks with no life, you always get these fringe people falling into cult-like behavior and getting alienated from society. I know because my two childhood best friends, one turned into a nosering SJW and the other into a MRA Aut-rightist, both do these stupid circlejerk laughs with their circlejerk facebook pages and "political commentator" YT nobodies, both alienated from their families and normal society, and after many years toiling away on my patience both managed to distance me and now live and die by these stupid internet circlejerks. I know it's all circumstantial, but I've seriously never met someone halfway adjusted that can afford to waste hours circlejerking like these podcast morons.

It's Kyle, dumb ass.

That's just anecdotical but yes it requires a certain degree of alienation for getting yourself sucked into this circle.

Here's a little fun fact:

Both ended their year-long correspondence after some sort of a community civil war in which also Kyle Hunt, the guy who started the White Man March rally in the US, was involved. Shit's been crazy back then.

>cartsman will see a vajayjay before you do

this. ... help ;_;

The majority of cops are good, but like any institution their are the bad and fuck ups, no question. The same applies to the so called BLM movement. Some shootings are legit, and some are down right questionable. There's gotta be a line between a nig and a Carlton/George Jefferson. However it seems like in most of these instances, it's a nig or some other derivative getting shot. Like, you have 5 officers and 1 nig, you think the nig is gonna shoot? He'd get blasted into next Tuesday before he could fire off a shot, yet the officers' first response is to light em up. Hell even in conceal carry and open carry states where Carlton has the proper documentation and 2nd amendment right to do so, but looks like Omar, gets shot but Honkey Steve might be 'talked to' unless he was delusional and shooting up a bunch of kids....

Really hard to say what I would do in those moments. Nevertheless, being a metsuke in modern day has to be stressful as fuck.

Did you swallow?

>Go to a strip club
>watch porn with women in it
I hear they show vag

>you and cartman both had 20 years to get a gf
>he won

It's a real messy situation and the blm agitators don't seem to want to make it any easier. So many lackwits just dive in blind, so many reasonable kids I went to school with have transformed into "LITERALLY I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW" dipshits after a few years off at university. What really sticks in my craw tho

>obvious nigger gets blown away by cops because he had a gun pointed at them
>HE WUZ A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>KILL ALL COPS DEATH TO PIGS
>arab sets off a dirty bomb on a crowded street or shoots up a mal
>NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
>white kid shoots up a church or a movie theater
>KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE
>NO ONE SHOULD HAVE ANY GUNS

I guess blind hypocrisy knows no bounds

How young are you?

>whites
>blacks
>muslims
>should die
It's almost like there is common ground within those topics where various groups of people could have an actual discussion but it gets lost in the chaos and loud noise that proceeds it. Who knew...

>So many lackwits just dive in blind, so many reasonable kids I went to school with have transformed into "LITERALLY I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW" dipshits after a few years off at university

This is what society has become. Of course there are individuals who are keen to alienate themselves but there's always an alternative to that. The Christian saying "In, but not of" fits this well which is distilled from le ebin Jesus novel.

t. not a Christfag

lol

>mfw this was all part of Cartman's plan to get back at the boys at school since they made fun of him not having a girlfriend

>could have an actual discussion

but lets be real why would anyone want to waste time with that nonsense when everyone could just jump to conclusion and have endless kneejerk reactions and project sweeping generalizations everywhere.

But this is progress

When someone says "it jumped the shark at x", doesn't it mean that x was the high point of the series and it will never be beaten again? I think that's what was meant.

> it gets lost in the chaos and loud noise that proceeds it. Who knew...
This pretty much reminds me of pic related. Any other recommendations of movies that pick up this topic?

this made me genuinely laugh. I don't like this or the past few seasons. This one scene was so well timed comedy wise though.

The undertones of last night's episode hit on a few of those notes though. While most are getting upset at the whole "follow up / previously on South Park" style, Matt and Trey are subtlety hinting at exactly what you are saying.
The sweeping generalizations
Kneejerk reactions
Jumping to conclusions
Even remembering of days past.

Makes me wonder and yet also realize our parents went through the exact same shit once the 60's and 70's died.
>Randy sees a field of member berries
>member the 80's
>oh I member, but member the 90's?!
>Yeah I member the 90's, but but member the 80's they were so good!!
>Yeah the 80's and 90's were good!!
>N'yoo My Gurd

>20 years of South Park
youtube.com/watch?v=XrEIOSf9Sw4

I had a long talk with my grandfather about which was worse, the riots at present or the civil rights race riots of the 60s and 70s. He's of the opinion that this ain't shit yet and the civil rights riots were waaaaaaaaaaaay worse, despite people trying to have us think it literally has never even been worse right now.

no it means x was made out of desperation because they've lost their mojo and it no longer is what it once was.

no you dumb nigger, it means it started sucking at x, it doesn't mean the high point was at x, are you retarded

°

wtf are member berries ? weed ?

pretty good theory

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Dude, that right there is what triggers me the most sometimes. Riots back then were genuinely fucked up. Real world hard truths type shit.

Today we have special snowflakes infiltrating left-leaning causes making everything super gay (read as lame) and faggots (read as idiots) spouting internet memes of alt-right this and racist that without even being able to distinguish them from real life racism, hatred, and bigotry like Jimmy Valmer could with the ads and sponsored content

youtube.com/watch?v=z696bTiP8Ro

How real life can't distinguish between the internet and itself is almost beyond me. All I can do is sit back and silently chuckle at it all, and from time to time perhaps engage and try to shed light that things are in noooooooo way near as bad as they were back then. Civil liberties, pay issues, globalization and modernization doesn't hold a candle in comparisoon to the shit the generation before us went through, or the generation before that and so on. Sure it may suck in other parts of the world, but holy fuck do the people protesting now not have a clue. People can protest and carry on, sure, but at least know what you're dealing with and attempt to put it into perspective.

>despite people trying to have us think it literally has never even been worse right now.

It's worse now because niggers have been made a protected class in the U.S., and they STILL complain about "muh discrimination".

They're too fucking stupid to realize it's not their race, but their fucked up nigger culture that people hate.

Nigger criminals ignoring cops and getting shot does NOT deserve any fucking attention from anybody.

Fuck niggers.

At least in the 60's they beat the shit out of those uppity pieces of human garbage every time they acted like apes in the streets.

I have never seen a Vagina the post.

jumping the shark isn't a point where a show started sucking. Its the point where a show, with one format, completely changes it's format in response to an episode completely dwarfing all previous ratings and then trying to build a new, but unsustainable format around that episode.

(You)

How the fuck do you jump a shark?

Wouldn't that mean that you're doing some dangerous shit and just narrowly avoid it? I mean it was dangerous of them to make fun of scientology, pedophilia, and Isaac Hayes. They jumped over a shark in that episode in a way.

In happy days fonz jumped over a shark on a jetski

This is where it comes from

So they pulled a Fonz and did a badass thing. Period. The debate is settled. Soon the dust will too.

I'm not sure if you're just joking, but if not, Jumping the Shark is a phrase that came about after Happy Days ratings were dropping, so they had Fonzi have a plot line which made him jump a shark on jetskis. Now this term is used when a show does something ridiculous and out-there in order to bring back viewers

It's also meant to be a moment that is so ridiculous that you know the show will never really be great again because the creators decided to take the show in such stupid direction.

I member dat

has south park always been this redpilled? this season is amazing

How old are you?

23

This season is leading up to be bad,
the memberries
The shitty attempted political satire
New cartmen
Everything is so bad

brb killing myself

>new cartman
Nigga are you drunk?

Back to Cred Forums edgy teen kid

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You're doing it wrong, dipshit. Ignore and move on, don't give (You)'s to bait.

Back to /tumblr/ faggot

If you think he's not playing a long con, you're wrong.

I smell queers

Cartman

If you're using this site you're also a faggot

Remember, Cartman is the kid who spent an entire episode giving handjobs to Ben Affleck just to day "I kinda got you!"