Big Brother Over The Top general /bb/

Right haha, I saw the convo with jason and danielle throwing shade on Paulie for his jury fights etc... kinda funny

welp, at work listening now... good old Jason cigarette time
although that's not the best, i'm finding myself verrryyy glad he got in over Jozea. at least i have someone to listen to now

Reminder

Their first HOH is in 6 hours and they know they're being woken up in 3 hours. They dumb being awake still. The broteam is planning on winning and putting up 2 girls to even it out

>>all guys alliance made without gayson or Justin

So basically the white straight guys...Wow typical.

Ian could be cucked at any moment and he knows. He's that pathetic.

It's all cool man. It's crazy. They are just playing some chess in the bb house. That's the true big brother experience

I'm already falling for Danielle.

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Can someone pls tell me wazzup?

>black single mom
they couldn't decide between z and day do they made a clone with their mixed dna. And now that she's latched on Jason and Justin is gonna follow her around she's gonna be awful to watch

Is there gonna be any recaps or anything? Between classes and a job I can't keep up with this shit

Yes you retard

>Shrimpman: Laissez les bons temps rouler
>Scott: What does that mean?
>Shrimpman: yo it's a saying we have down in nola that means never trust a nigger
>Scott: But Justin...
>Shrimpman: Fo sho

That was a really weird sequence. Surprised we didn't get fish

Justin just walked out of the shower straight up naked. He didn't understand that this gets streamed earlier and I still don't think he does

How big is shrimpman's shrimp?

Just go back to 7:23. He was cupping it

bro

I'm just the messenger

>they couldn't decide between z and day do they made a clone with their mixed dna

She's more attractive than them both. Outside of missy piggy and the older black chick it's way better looking than season 18's women.

Unless you're into girl next door types and Natalie's plastic tit's 18 was fucking trash.

when she smiles it shows she has the same gigantic gums as Z

Fucking linebacker shoulders

>sleeping on the floor the first day
I'd be sleeping next to Scott before that.

did we get bikinis last night?

She plays d-line

cold pizza and pussy is the only thing I eat
t. Shrimpman

was becky in new jersey today by any chance?

At least get the quote right

correct me den

It's when he's drunk

lol how can anyone believe she's 28

These two might be actually retarded

holy shit what are they thinking? That production wants all the windows blocked so they can't see them?

setting up awnings is hard

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>shelby
>she-lby
>literally putting your preferred pronoun in your new name because you're mentally ill

who ready for a comfy night of feeds?

>creole flavor they gotta savor
das wat it is doe

My Jace sense is tingling

You are gonna be pissed when she doesn't have a penis.

das wassap mane

It's crazy yo

word man
you finna cop some ma creole food later on or sumin i be cooking up dat fire yo

you're trying to make fun of him but it's more sad you know how to do that

I like Justin. He's chill, and I want to taste his food.

dont be making fun of ma upbringing like dat dog we aint all living in mansions n shit you know what i mean?
weze a diversified peoples

twitter.com/BBTooms/status/781413220057690112

>I want to taste his food

Yeah, anyone got stream links?

shelby's voice sounds like she got semen in a bottle instead of milk as a babb

Is Monte retarded?

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>engineering associate

voice of a thousand swallows

She looks so cute in the morning! I'm in love.

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come on op, add the previous thread

Previously on /bb/: →

Scott found the filters in the storage room right next to the coffee.

>shelby will never work your slackline

He's a real human bean.

Muhhhhh dickkkk

i miss jiz

>I just saw Neley's titt when she handed cornbread some soap.

>she will never offer to slice your avocado

>tfw you claimed shelby before the redditors

holy shit you're annoying

that tight little ass

cant wait till she breaks out the bikini

Who was the user taking bets on who would have the first nip slip?

They always copy us.

links to stream where?

Sorry that's your third post asking for it you've reached your limit for the fatty

so is this a better cast then bb18 or no?

Can barely make out the nipple. It doesn't count.

its on the cbs website

It's been 12 hours and we're seeing a part we don't usually get to see. Who the fuck knows

not available outside JewSofA

-.- > shelbitch

semen slurp somewhere else

fat whale detected

So who has the best ass this season?

monte already thinking about throwing comps

yup james 2.0

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monte shane cornbread and scott wants to be an alliance

cornbread called it the 4 horsemen

they want shrimpman but they called him the wildcard.

throwing comps is good strategy you retard

man the redneck and shane making moves already

they already planning to evict girls

they dont trust danielle

they think danielle and jason is an alliance

Just call them by their names

morgan is the cutest

These girls look so cute in the morning.

pls snap whitney like this next

>Scott sitting away from the other houseguests

I feel so bad for him. Somebody please include him its like high school all over again

thank you julie for telling them to play the game

>a minute after this postWhitney says its like high school all over again

WTF

Are they going to do a recap episode today?

The four guys are working together and talked about not wanting to talk to each other outside of the London bedroom so people don't catch on

>SHELBY: PLEASE PUT YOUR MIC ON and some yoga pants

>Kryssie says she eats the whole apple including the core. Seeds and all.

probably not, its only been 1 day

jason bashing james tips

Had an obese buddy in high school who could eat an entire apple (not the core) in just a couple seconds
I still don't understand how it worked. He'd put the apple near his mouth, rotate it and it'd just start disappearing

The same would happen with chicken legs. He could somehow pull off all the meat in one effortless motion

Kryssie Kream: You don't want to go in to my mind it's dark and disgusting
>awkward silence
>Cornbread tries to break it with a laugh
>It fails miserably and the awkward silence continues

L M F A O

I just saw the new memory wall.

pls listen to you guys

scott was sitting at the bar eating grapes when only cornbread and shelby were in the kitchen and shane and monte were in the BY talking about keeping him close cause they are outnumbered by the girls

social teams

shane and shrimpman
morgan and shelby
jason and danielle
fat bitch and whitney

the rest are too early

its a short notice experiment

right?

So she's going to be a walking Hot Topic t-shirt.

I mean I understand there's less houseguests and it leaves more space on the board. They could've just spaced the pictures out more...

Why is Jessie such a clueless bitch?

>people wanted jozea over jason
hes literally perfect for this season

cocaine

where is shelby

jason doesnt trust cornbread, thinks hes misting

Feed watcher for a feed only season? Sounds good to me

So she's Paul?

she wanted to be female paul but found out how many pretty women were in the house and she just sat in the corner being quiet

except not winning comps

shelby neds to put on some makeup, her face is puffy

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Whitney thought the people were too good-looking last season? Does she know which season she's on right now?

>he follows has-bin big brother contestants

It was the best looking season of guys

this, pretty good characters of men

jason and shelby top 2 on jokers

scott and justin bottom 2

post cap

People on Jokers and twitter think Justin is homophobic because he didn't wanna share a bed with a guy.

Scott bullied by the cat ladies

Why couldn't they just have us vote on tasks ffs

why do they like shelby? hue

>care package
noooooooooooooo

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damn it, i thought we gonna stop care packages

>Cast the best group since S12
>Rape the format with twists

NO NAPS ALLOWED

>care package again
>eviction vote

Fucking stupid

Morgans mannerisms are pretty cute, reminds me of a quiet/sweet southern girl i dated once

monte has no personality but looks like he could be a good player

Shelby is a dude weed lmao

you pushing this BEST CAST EVER shit is really making new hate them. It hasn't even been 24 hours

>EVICTION VOTES

WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!!?/

I wasn't sure about how the HOH was going to work and I didn't know Care packages were coming back.

Everything else I saw coming.

yeah he's going to be solid if he picks the right ride or die

he doesnt seem like a hothead

eviction vote can be good, it might confuse people in the house, it might get them to do more eviction math, it might get people to flip a vote hoping america is with them

nomination vote will be cancer, especially if it's the same person for four weeks. have-nots too really.

care packages are dumb but i get why they'd bring them back

it adds 1 vote, big deal. i like the changes to the tired format

god you guys are such fucking whiners. just cancel your feeds and wait till summer

Every day at 10pm

We just get one vote. There's the houseguest's votes and then we get a vote.

I'm happy we don't get to totally choose who goes home. I didn't want to watch a popularity contest.

All of it is dumb. It's creating more reason for the house guests to pander to the cameras. Danielle btw was already asking America for their votes last night this is going to be a season of Natalies and James

we talking about catladies here

shrimpman might be gone in the first week

BIKINI TIME

America will be voting for the following:
>A Third HG For Eviction
>Eviction Vote
>Care Packages
>3 Have-Not's A Week

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oops didn't see that

That's why I hate big brother uk and this season is turning out to be like it

the big draw to the big brother game for me is that even if you're in an awful spot, you can turn it around by winning hoh. it also makes a "good player" have to talk to everyone

now you can win that hoh but derp derp america hates your only ally for making a bad joke two weeks ago and you're fucked

>shelby and whitney putting on bikinis

>all 4 cams in the kitchen

Cat ladies are going to fuck up the votes and take out one of our guys. they are petty fat old hags who are hypocrites

Krispy kreme says that it is her "italian blood" makes her crave and gobble up carbs

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morgan is infinitely superior to alex

Don't ally when problematic people

They should have looked harder at how the ~AMERICA~ stuff totally ruined Natalie, who was a decent hg before that

How will this work?

Will this be spread out week by week like care package? Like, one week were voting for a third nomination and the next week we are voting for the extra vote?

ITS TIME

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Cat ladies are going to ruin this season

fucking frog posters

BIKINI TIME.

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FUUUG THAT BIKINI ON SHELBY

Not sure why some of you are so down on the voting so far

Season 18 at least for me, most polls including Jokers aligned directly with me...

Vic / Frank near top, Nicole / Paulie at the bottom.

bah gawd it's happening

Nobody cares about you

>they mute audio and cutaway from the camera

thank god, i didnt want fish for 4 minutes

>paulie at the bottom

OUT OF MY THREAD JERSEY GIRL

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Well most people here shared similar opinions so STOP IT

shelby smokes weed

GURL WEED LMAO

my dick right now

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>agreeing with nicole being in the bottom

nobody likes you, go away

I like you stay

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Fap break

big cummies for all

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>tfw at work

whitney has a puffy mons and shelby isnt shaved

whitney... god help me.

>tfw fully erect

Da'Vonne, Michelle, and Paul were way too high

Well I'm flashbacking to this when I get home...

This seasons girls makes Season 18s look pitiful

If I heard there was no jury, I would immediately try to bond with the country boys who are very loyal and then scoop up Scott and cut them down the road to get in good with America.

>this season is more average and more easy to relate to
>they take their clothes off and it's literally god tier across the board

nice

shelby has a little peepee

cornbread needs to canon ball right now

The girls are fishing hard.

there are no fake bitches or people shilling their shitty clothes

the only one who could be that is alex

alex has the best bod if her tits were bigger

welp that about clears it up

shelby is post op

this desu

based superior taste bro

>bf talk

no, shelby easily but alex has the cutest bikini

based blind gay bro

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I would good money to be smothered to death by whitney's thighs

alex has fat arms and a thick neck

what's wrong with her jaw? lol

>best
>if
>hasn't even seen kryssie yet

Hell the forgotten black chick is hotter than anyone from last season

>are we supposed to be talking strategy hue hue hue

Hell no. Danielle's body is incredible.

shelby even has the best pit game

LP

shelby has creepy stick legs

true that desu
the arms are nice and strong i don't see that as fat but something is up with her fatty face

>this could have been bb18

>I don't like the sound of my voice hue hue hue

found the fat enabler

Morgan best body confirmed

word we like physically fit woman who can win hoh and vetos here

found the anorexic and eating disorder enabler
kys scum

I bet you're overweight

>best body he said

that lack of WHR

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>whitney is actually hot as fuck too

nice whit butt

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>fat bitch wanted a gay guy in this house

>whitney has a bf

WHY

perfect

shes alright but her face is kind of weird like i took hit of acid or something and she has a pooch belly

would like to see her on survivor day 30 emaciated

>gays are Kryssie's people
>Kryssie confirmed as new Britney

fat meg

>you will never hunt pokemon with alex

strategy

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I KNOW RITE XDDD

>tfw whitney is the tranny

sad eyes

looking good

who has the cutest feet?

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>he's a gal gadot memer

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am I the only boy whos fapping here?

PUFFY

I know you might not understand me, but just pass me the tranny

no

i think you're the only boy here in general...

we need a camera guy to become obsessed with shelby

>people already regretting picking alex over shelby

o_o;

gross -.-

Kryssie's feet are on the internet

post a bikini selfie

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on Cred Forums...
um no

>pool time

jason already suspicous of alex and morgan being sisters

get some shots of her pits, bro

where then...

icky

yo dats wazzup

Where is he?

looking out of the hoh room's shower window into the by and fapping

maybe dr

Best Season Confirmed

They really should cut the seasons shorter and have a smaller cast for the broadcast show.

god i love morgan abs

alex has the perfect thiccness apart from her boobs

shrimpman is here

would you watch an all girl season?

i hope cutanon is ok and can be happy with us

no I want some male eyecandy and girls are catty

>jason is weaker than most of the girls
faggy twinks need to be extinguished

>2 black people know how to swim

In their memory wall picture they look like the same person. One of them should've dyed their hair

Thanks for uploading this hi res image in crystal clear HD.

alex has abs too...

I'm pretty much always here. I'd like to not talk about it I'm good

>Shrimpman allies with sisters, whitney and shelby
>cruises to f5
>shrimpman wins
>reveals his "restaurant" is actually a late night hot dog stand he wheels up to bourbon street every weekend

where would this season rank?

which guy is alex?

top 5

:o

Thanks OP, I always wondered what kind of people watch this garbage, but now I have an idea.

whitney has a better than alex

>no new ip
k

We saw his restaurant yesterday. Its basically a food stand in a good location

which one?

No but maybe they could gender split the house and each week the Have-nots would get to stick with their gender and slop.

the one with the best bod alex

from her insta 2 yrs ago

wew

Females VS t-girls would be a good season theme.

new thread
also added the previous thread of this
gotta keep the same format of these generals

1, 2, 4, 3

Morgan 9/10
Shelby 7.5/10
Whitney-Alex 6/10

wew

morgan can have my babies

>making a new thread before bump limit

>Tfw no shane bf

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Retard

My point still stands

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Cat ladies are so happy in chat that they casted real people like krysie

Meanwhile she's sulking in some dark corner complaining that it's hot while wearing a hoodie.

Production is forcing her to cover her tattoos.

Where is everybody?

>Man this iz crazy