Can Cred Forums come up with a good stage name?

Can Cred Forums come up with a good stage name?

I think I have a decent look. I've gotten Eddie Redmayne and Hunter Parrish from people.

I just really hate my parents for my name lol

Suggestions?

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Tasko FitzFuttz

not a step in the right direction

Abraham Goldstein

Thank me later

Chad Cockburg

Furio "dick goes here jew master please hire me" Galvan

Biggus dickus

Isaac Jewcock. Trust me, it'll get you roles.

Gregario Levinstein

I'm jewish. My first name is pretty jewish already.

come on...

Micah Scroggins :^)

please delete this

Matt James
Matthew James

Ismail Baumberger

Maybe don't use your headshot as your twitter profile pic.

Oy vey another shoah

Pat McGroin

Sammy diamond

joseph stalin

Mitchell Mitchling
Burt Burtenberg
Steven Steveling
Fred Fistula
Peter Parker
John

Change Micah to Michael or Mike. And you need a last name inspires power. Like John Hurt or Ethan Hunt. So your stage name could be Mike Hunt.

>gender
>androgynous
>build
>twink mode

nice, nice daddy like

join a union you fucking cuckpitalist

Dick Baltz

Tony Verducci

pretend to be jewish

Michel Cohen

>Female name so agents think it's some chick they can bone
>Cohen so the jews auto guarantee spot

Remember to say "I am an atheist but I want to get to know my jewish roots"
It's code for "I pretend to be atheist to not get persecuted"

The jews will take you in

Or you can be a faggot actor no one cares about

Fagtron 5000

mookie blaylock

Is that really you?

You're good looking in a metrosexual kind of way

Pajeet Pujunlu

michel is male name you idiot

Hugh Jarse

What is your last name?

The easiest thing to is mimic someone who's already successful at the same thing as you:
You look kinda like a pretty boy so I'm thinking we start off with names like
>Zac Dean
>Leonardo Depp
>Zac Depp
>Heath DiLefron

It would help if I knew what your typecast as/what character types you want to play? Give me your career trajectory

personally if I could chose any name I'd got for an obnoxiously masculine name like

>Rock Thorstorm
>Rex Dickman

>>Zac Dean
>>Leonardo Depp
>>Zac Depp
>>Heath DiLefron

lol

They already found him lad

imdb.com/name/nm7786018/

Manuelo Regaderinez

Hugh Mungus

Lukedi Eyevertelyu

Aiden Skylar Kennedy

>rex dickman

Boip Ucci

Max Power

A man to huge and kiss

Bill Stocklasa, son of the great Mike Stocklasa from RLM Pictures

Benny Liquid

Jam Man

>A man to huge
what did he mean by this?

Victor Ville
Phil Marchive

He's a huge man

Chad Thundercock

Are you still with Brandon? You two seemed pretty happy together

Legolas Gentleelf

for (You)

Waiter

>tfw to huge to man

TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY

I'm Abraham De Lacy
Guiseppe Casey
Thomas O'Malley
O'Malley the alley cat
I'm serious I love this song and the bames are all memorable.

and kiss

Garibalt von Brechtenstein

>...is known for his work on...

Lol no he isn't

this

Sexion Blastking
Jetballs Flexington
Goliath Hugeman Sr.
Tarzan Turbostretch
Yeetgod McNeck
Sir Gorgon Chimpcock
King AnalRapist FaggotKiller VI
Fagface of Homohead
Freddy Boytits
Paulus Strongdick
Bob Candy

>Micah Scroggins
That's really you name OP? That last name is hilarious hahaha.

I think Micah is okay OP, it's pretty jewish (which is a plus I guess) and sounds kinda unique. It's your last name that makes me think of scrotum for some reason.

>age range: 16
Wishful fucking thinking

Rape-o The Madman.

is he a JUST?

Antti-Matti Mäenpää

You need to have an international name in 2016.

So pick something from one part of the world and the last name from another.

For example:
Pedro Tokimura
Werner King
Hyun Moreau

>Jetballs Flexington
>Sir Gorgon Chimpcock

kek

>Tarzan Turbostretch

Oh Lord my sides.

>Tarzan Turbostretch
pure stagenamekino

Lered Dittor

Olivia Wilde was born as Olivia Jane Cockburn

Did you know?

ok guys. its clearly 3 or 4 of you keeping this thread alive. let it die please

Dirk Funk

Patrick Williams

I'd let her cause some friction with my cock if you know what I mean...

I'd let her Live-a Bit Wild in my bedroom if you know what I mean...

Mackee D.J. Pasteur

N'Dongo Eto'o the third
Michael Smith
Edvard Cockmuch
Yuriko Takahashi

Duct Tape

Dirk Diggler
Douglas Sirk

Busta Keytone
Charlie Pop
Buck Soup
Blue Talmer

>Athletic / Toned
You're a hungry skelly m8

Idris Elba

>Micah Scroggins

Well, you look like a faggot named Micah, but Scroggins is pretty shit, m8

>6'
>160 lb
>athletic

Edward Cullen

Tom Cruise Missile Hanks III
Steven Spielberg Jr
Teresa Smother
Takeshi Fukumothafukeryaki
Pavel Sakatastomapolous
Frederick Karl Von Schisenhaus und Kunt
Colin Cornelius Colonkollapse Cockwhang

The Drake

>Colonkollapse
lol, glad I read it again

Go to bed George

Bill Wilson

...

Bane Brazzers

Stu Padasso

Or go the porn route: grab a famous name and just mispell it a bit. Like John Wain, or Steve McKween, or Robert Bedford.

Oscar Q. Greatactor
Lionel Alwayscast
Roy Rollperfect
Lee Ding Mahn
Ross Perotagonist
Billy Bocksoffisz

> Robert Bedford
Oh come on, now he HAS TO for quints!

David Duke

woah epic queents Cred Forumsro! guess I go with this one

thanks everyone

holy mother of repeated digits!

Alfonzo Reality

Dick Deadeye

Benedict Dover
Michael Rack
William Doe
Isaac Boals
Richard Mohngler

>reddit OP realizes he can't delete his thread
you must accept your shame

Benny "The Bear" Berenstein

"A Whole Universe of Possibilities!"

You're pretty hot OP.

So how many jew cocks did you have to suck to get into the industry?

he will tell everyone on Hollywood to never do AMAs in here, you fucked us

Acty VonEmotealot

OP def has the dick sucking lips, so he's pretty much set. Enjoy some cut dick (but I'm sure you're already used to that, eh Micah?)

No one does AMAs on Cred Forums anyway, while Cred Forums and Cred Forums have had some legit creators at least.

Know any successful person named Micah? Exactly.

get a buzzcut, an thin short stache and call yourself Dejamar Nkwambe
If Talcum X can make a living out of it, so can you

Micah Cross
Micah Broas
Micah Williams
Micah Gray
Micah Grover
Micah Corvus

Micah is a fine name, just replace that unfortunate surname with your middle name

Burgerking Patty

Twink NoShame

Vukmir Vukmir

Wouldfuk Inboipussi

Master Vhater.

Mike Milo

>>Zac Dean
>>Leonardo Depp
>>Zac Depp
>>Heath DiLefron

Matt Leblanc.

no, Mika the GOAT will sue him

Chauncey Twinkboi

Viri Machonga

Bill Wilson

Micah Scroggins is a gat as fuck name m8, you should just do gay porn, you look like the type to take the BBC anyway

>William Doe

I don't get it

The bringer of pain?

This. He should give Cred Forums a shoutout during the scene for showing him the right career path.

Dildo

Generic McWhiteface

yes

he tap dances on people's lips

Michael Hunt

>160lbs/6ft
>toned
Fuck no, you're hungry skeleton mode.

This kek, what a beta weight, he's probably a manlet anyway as all actors lie about it

This, I'm 6' and 180 and am skinny as fuck

Bump

seriously? noone?
Micah Kizbig? anyone?

www.fakenamegenerator.com

Harry Seward

Vic Vinegar
Horst Sinclair
Artie Vageen

Ha ha ha, this thead has been fun but when do topics end on here?

Uhhh, Micah Milestone


Sounds like a porn name.

...

Bryansinger Poundedmybussy

Fixthe Fernback

who bah stank

Keith Keffers

Phil McCrevice

Hey OP, what's it feel like to walk into a room? It's like the middle of winter, you're the sun.

oh lawd

Miles Red

The ride never ends

>he doesn't know

Notajew Goyberg

Hey OP, wanna post your boipucci

Billy Babedi Babodi Baboozer

Jewsdid911 Blacklivesmatter

John Dicaprio

Producers will hire you simply to trick people with the Dicaprio name

Walton Scroggins

Ebeneezer Scroggins

What did he mean by this?

wtf how do you know this?

Micah (if that is your real name) is actually fine. Something like "Harris" would work as your last name.

And don't worry aboht getting doxxed. Happened to me once but got lost because no one remembers a last name like Nguyen I'm just testing to see if I stuck

At around 300 posts it stops autobumping.

Never post your face in here again and we'll forget within a month.

>Nguyen
>literally 50% of the vietnamese population + diaspora

I think you're safe, user.

Danny Meme

I know.

getting doxxed on b is the problem not tv

Non Union scum

Ficore Faggot

Deblernit Carblo

Hey OP how would you feel about playing a woman in a private off Broadway show? The audience is about 8-10 men of assorted ages and the role calls for some serious method acting and being alright with audience participation. We will have a handler there to help you with your makeup and give you something for your nerves. The role you will be playing is of a runaway so please bring writing samples of you using phrases like "I've decided to leave forever." and "Don't bother looking for me." so we can see that you are serious about getting into the role. We can send a car to pick you up, and don't worry about getting home, that will be taken care of too. Please contact the head of casting at [email protected]. Hope to hear from you soon. :)

Change it to Micah Scrotumz. Hehe, you know, like balls.

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot

kek

>'ve gotten Eddie Redmayne and Hunter Parrish from people.

Paris Bluebiatch

Zack Colgraff

>The email actually works

art vandelay

keith ledger

You know who you're talking to?

don't we have a friend at Brazzers already? let's help him out, Cred Forums

Moe Lester

>keith ledger

youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share

youtube.com/watch?v=1ZrpiEFXIgc

xXxPu55Y5LaY3R420xXx Muhammad

That way you get the Cred Forums, pothead, and European audiences too.

Numale Faggot

Mr. I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SUCKING BLACK COCKS

Mike Poybussi

Scrog Scrogger

D'Marcus Williums
T.J. Juckson
T'varisuness King
Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
D'Squarius Green, Jr.
Ibrahim Moizoos
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
Davoin Shower-Handel
Hingle McCringleberry
J'Dinkalage Morgoone
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D'Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
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Donkey Teeth
Dan Smith