Try and name an edgier character

Try and name an edgier character

you cannot

Knife

Got nothing off the top of my head.

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Blade

That one vampire from that one movie with the soundtrack by tangerine dream

There is a right way and a wrong way to do edge. Snake is an object lesson on how to do it properly.

>Using edgy as if it was valid criticism

Back to Cred Forums with you faggot.

Near Dark?
I kind of want to watch this now, directed by based bigelow.

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Mary Sue

Who said anything about criticism?

Why was he doing a space cop voice.

>edgy
>not being rational and using logic like a fucking human being

*holograms behind you*
nothin personal Prez
*shuts down the earth*

That's the one. There's this one vampire with sunglasses and he's literally every single edgy meme rolled into one.

It's Kurt Russel though. That man can do no wrong.

Except for Death Proof, of course.

> Death Proof

is that the one we didn't see cheerleader mew get molested?

fml

He literally saved the movie.

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Only good thing in the movie, but it was still awful.

Plus, he got beaten to death by a group of women in the name of "Girl Power". It was very undignified for such a cool actor, and he should never have accepted a role like that.

His only crime is not voicing Naked Snake

Is it any good? It looks good on paper.

Stuntman Mike is the second best thing in the movie. Tied for first are mew in a cheerleader outfit and the vanishing point charger.

You mean Severin? he's pretty cool

Vampires are made to be edgy, like leather cops are made to be gay.

mmm.

His edginess had a point though
Like the entire season was how he got that way and how it affects the people around him
Living through and seeing all the shit he did would actually make you an edgelord