Why didn't he ever sue the people who negligently killed his fiancee with their toxic wedding envelopes?

Why didn't he ever sue the people who negligently killed his fiancee with their toxic wedding envelopes?

Because George is a spineless polyp on society.

Wouldn't have made for good episodes. Not in the spirit of the show.

What if it were a jackie childs episode?

I would think only her parents would have standing to sue. They weren't married yet

I need help. I'm trying to remember the Seinfeld episode where George is pissing in a small urinal because they're all full, but then switches over to a big urinal as the guy next to him stops and leaves. This makes a rather muscular man waiting in line have to use the small urinal. He gives George a dirty look. George turns to Jerry and goes "He's gonna kill me Jerry"

In all my life I could never find this episode again. What ep is it?

This. Although all the characters on the show are Jewish (to some degree.) They never go full Jew.

This sounds like season 3-4 desu

>season 5 has to be the most aired

pretty sure this isnt in any episode. maybe a deleted scene?

this has been the general consensus of everyone i've asked. it sounds exactly like something that would happen in seinfeld right? I cant think of another show that would do this. I can see it perfectly in my head.

Doesn't sound like you understand the show

George is happy that Susan is dead, he doesn't care in the slightest that she's gone. The thought didn't occur to him because he feels that he got incredibly lucky.

gay porn parody?

the only season i haven't seen is the first season so maybe from there

I know the show pretty well. I've 95% sure I've never seen the scene you are referring to.

Good luck nigger

>Doesn't sound like you understand the show

You're right. Seinfeld's themes certainly seem to deep for me to grasp. All I did while watching was laughing at the jokes.

Seinfeld thread? Seinfeld thread.

God I hate Elaine. At least George has perfectly valid reasons to be a terrible person. Elaine is a fucking bitch just because.

I'm pretty sure I've seen every Seinfeld ep and i don't remember that.

They are all terrible people who cannot be justified.

You're just a sexist.

Elaine and George are the two best characters.

I can back this up with 100% sureness. It's either a deleted scene, a different show or a Rekall induced memory.

>this has been the general consensus of everyone i've asked. it sounds exactly like something that would happen in seinfeld right?

manufactured memory
I have a similar thing about jerry going on a blind date with a blind woman

It's not real, I'm head mod of Michael Richards' fansite and I've never seen it

this
anyone who thinks elaine is worse than kramer is a fucking moron

she is arguably better than Seinfeld

HES A NIGGER LOOK
HES A NIGGER

Maybe you dreamt it

>sure, take the monkeys side
>the poor monkey

Go back to Cred Forums

>It's not real, I'm head mod of Michael Richards' fansite and I've never seen it
You're a head mod of Stormfront?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is just an amazing actress, makes almost every line out of Elaine's mouth into something hilarious.

i said some pretty nasty things to some uh....afro americans...a lotta....trash talk

It's called niggermania

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Stop laughing it's not funny

i'm not a rracist thats whats so crazy about this

Jerry and Kramer are fundamentally good people.

>live via satellite, ladies and gentlemen put it together for Conrad Kessler!

You guys hear about those voice actors who are redubbing Seinfeld with baby talk? I saw an episode at the brewhouse and it sounds stupid, but it was so fucking funny.

Maybe it was a guest starring on Frasier or something.

Why would Jerry be there? This makes no sense.

>George wins big money from the settlement
>whines about giving some to her parents
>wastes it, several episodes are him being a lavish spender
>buys his dad a Cadillac, then has to ask for it back
>ends the season just as broke as he began it

These episodes practically write themselves

>arguably
She is definitely better

>buys dad a Cadillac and ask for it back.
Man that would have been great to watch.
>uh, dad I kinda need the car back.
>WHAT, George it was stolen I drove it to Queens and I got off to buy some bengay and when I came back it was gone!
>dad mom told me the car was in the garage.

No.

Jerry is a thief who robs an old woman.

>Elaine: why wouldn't you give them any money?
>George: they never liked me! And what are they gonna do with it anyways, they're supposed to be grieving!
>Jerry: George, YOU'RE supposed to be grieving
>[laugh track]

Then argue it instead of stating it, moron.

>fundamentally good people
and that makes them enjoyable because??

Lmao

What the fuck are you talking about? Follow the red thread, mouth breather.

The company was old. I'm assuming they were closed and there was nobody left to sue.

I was saying that there is no arguement to be had

>I have a similar thing about jerry going on a blind date with a blind woman
Shit, I think that actually exists
Or were you joking?

You've messed with my head