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ITT: best norm jokes
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that entire show was great. the merchant played along well. it's the most i've laughed at anything in a while.
>I don't like books
>Pre order Norm's book now!
my sides
The matlock story isn't new, he's told it before a few times.
who here /oldjack/
>7 hours of rambling
>no punchline
norm is one artist whose work i pay for.. delet this :^(
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All TV shows should just be with Norm all the time.
always thought this duck is ejaculating, not laughing
my laughing and ejaculating face are the same so it works for me
he'll only lose it betting on golf
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Honestly some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
>I didn't even know he was sick
Fucking perfect
>Conan has boring guest
>schedules Norm the same night because he probably knew this would happen
brilliant.
Can you believe Rolling Stone recently said that Jenny Slate is one of the 25 funniest accounts on twitter?
Parallel thinking. Ill change mine.
Forgot this.
Why does he keep using a cig as a prop like that even though he quit? Has he ever explained that?
HE'S AN A-RAB IF THAT HELPS!
YOU'RE AN ACID-TONGUED ARAB!
>Later...
"Norm, would you like to apologize for anything?"
"What did I say?
>mine's a dell
>is on a mac
classic
I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler
oh the latest howard stern interview he said he just holds them
It's just a weird Andy Kaufman sort of gag. I saw him do standup last year and he held an unlit cigarette the entire time, and at the end of every line of thought he'd make like he was just about to light it but got distracted by a new thought. It got bigger and bigger laughs through the course of the show, and then at the end as he walked offstage he paused and poked his head out stage left, surveyed the cheering crowd, and finally lit the thing.
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> What are you, Down Syndromed?
you could say he was a real jerk
Now that I think of it, I think I've seen him do that on a talk show appearance before just to trigger the the hosts. Never mind.
test
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>two wrongs dont make a Reich
They also said Norm was the 147th funniest SNL cast member.
He wants to be like tom Snyder
Greatest god damn interviewer there ever was
Would you spread his ashes?
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good shit