How do we fix the Alien franchise?

How do we fix the Alien franchise?

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Give it to Edgar Wright

Give it to the japs and let them make it an anime.

Invent a time machine and kill James Cameron right after the release of Terminator 1.

leave xenokino to me

A japanese directed alien movie would be top notch
Or bringing kubrick back from the dead oh baby

go home ridley you're senile

make the different alien types from toys appear in movies

Ridley Scott's already got that covered.

Kill Blomkamp before he turns it into Halo.
Also move away from the AVP/AR creature designs and only put digitigrade legs only on ayys spawned from hosts who have the same body plan ie a dog.

Destroy all copies of every movie, spin-off, novel, comic and toy after the first Alien.

>fix

Stop making them

Disavow everything after Alien.

Alien: Isolation was perfect

Wait for Alien: Covenant to fix it.

Get rid of Ridley Scott

STEP ONE: we have to agree and accept that everything that came after Alien 4 was a huuuge cinematic insult and failure. AVP1 &2, AVP Requiem.

STEP TWO: It needs a good script and setting and a great director. Ridley Scott should do it, but he's already old, so he doesn't have too much time... Of course I want him to get 100 years old.

it's the same plot as Prometheus with a meme cast and barely any Noomi.

More Predators.

Erase every copy of AvP 1 and 2 and make it again only this time dont make it absolute fucking garbage.

Release Exodus 4 hour cut already you hack.

First of all we will finally have to adress the bonus situation.

More aliens and less mumbo jumbo.

by pretending there is only the first one and all the sequels and prometheus aren't cannon.

Stop. Just stop.

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>muh Ridley Scott
fuck you are selves with black rubber dick

>Ridley Scott's originally intended ending - the Alien was going to bite Ripley's head off in the shuttle, and make the last log entry in her voice; Executive Meddling insisted that the monster had to die, so Ripley was spared