13

>me, my mommy and my daddy

>tfw the decoy gives more memes than the predator

Anyone else feel this way?

There's arrest records, faggot.

>its a "stupid moron whos incapable of being able to tell when something is real or not so he just calls everything he sees fake" episode

>Papi isn't even gay and he got to fuck some real underage boipussy
>Actual gay guy got stuck with with the mid-twenties decoy

Fucking kek my man

pedos don't care they just want to smash some boipussi

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I wonder when the pepe version of him will get made

Why would any actor take that gig you idiot?

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

Can I see your I.D.?

>meet a 13 year old boy for sex
>SUP BRO
>HOW MUCH YOU BENCH BRO
>h...hey, can I see an ID?
>MY MOMMY AND DADDY AIN'T HERE BRO IF YOU WANNA WRESTLE

That looks like a Sims character.

He actually looks like he works out.

These are what quite a few of early teens in my hometown looked like so it might be believable.
I was one of the only black and manlet kids in mytown btw.
uticaod.com/article/20101213/NEWS/312139890

How have none of these guys pulled a boondocks and told chris hansen they knew it was a trap but went along because they wanted to meet him and then maybe go in for a little kiss or something. It would completely shut down the conversation and it would probably even help your legal case if they tried to charge you.

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The uneducated redneck Trumpfag.

>sup nigga yo I'm like 13 an shiieeet you tryna hit up da casino and roll dice son?

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You won't get invited to the house until you've committed a felony.

Am I under arrest?

>Cred Forums are mainly bernie sanders

Cred Forums just likes to post cucks

>Cred Forums supports Bernie

WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY
OR DA HARD WAY
THE CHOICE IS YOURS

Cred Forums only supports Arnold

Sup reddit.

Straight up Jim from The Office.

>Cred Forums are mainly bernie sanders supporters

Goddamn do I fucking hate reddit

>my daddy made this
god that was so cringey, what were they thinking? i also loved how that fat faggot asked to see his ID, like "let me check and make sure you're underage." i wanted to punch that faggot in his face every time i saw it, most infuriating person ive ever seen on one of these shows.

this is tv now

Is there a plan to come together with help with the BLACKLIVESMATTER

>Cred Forums
>degenerate pedo's
>stupid enough to give money to a kike
>Ask for refunds
>Get no refunds
HOP LEL

>Cred Forums are mainly Bernie Sanders supporters

Yeah fucking right.
Threads instantly turn into Cred Forums 2.0 with Trump supporters shitposting like crazy.
Goddamn I know you're fucking stupid, Reddit, but fuck, get your shit together.

what a fucking retard

>be aspiring actor
>haven't had a gig in a while
>one day, your phone rings
>it's Chris Hanson
>you immediately start magnetizing your hard drives
>he says TCAP is looking for actors, and you perfectly fit the profile of a filthy pedo.
>you immediately regret destroying your massive CP collection
>"how much?"
>$5000
>"will there be something to notify people that I'm a paid actor?"
>*Chris Hanson voice* "well, nooo, this is supposed to deter the evil predator monsters"

How much $ would you require?

I stopped watching the episode after that
It hurt too much to bare

That's because the number of people on Cred Forums and Cred Forums in general has skyrocketed since 2013

this guy is actually 19 and looks older than me and i have a full beard. is this nigga actually serious?

scaredmonkeys.com/2007/01/28/neil-rodreick-a-29-year-old-sex-offender-poses-as-a-12-year-old-seventh-grader-named-casy-price/

>In what has to be one of the most bizarre stories, even as sex offender stories go … 29 year old Neil Rodreick poses as a 12 year old elementary school student. What is sad is that Neil Rodreick passed as 12 year old Casey Price for 50 days before anyone took notice.

>me, my mommy and my daddy

Jesus christ, you're 13, not 3.

theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/02/usa.suzannegoldenberg

>Rodreick's deception on the Arizona schools sytem appears to have been an elaborate scam, worked in concert with three other men. Two of the men living with Rodreick - Robert James Snow, 44, and Lonnie Eugen Stiffler, 61 - had posed as his guardians. They too were Rodreick's dupes, believing that he was 12 years old after meeting on the internet where they were trawling for boys. By 2004, Stiffler was wiring Rodreick money. By 2005, the authorities say, Rodreick persuaded the men to meet him at an Oklahoma hotel, and take him to Arizona, where Stiffler posed as his grandfather and Snow an uncle. The fourth man in the ring, Brian Jay Nellis, 34, had been Rodreick's cellmate in an Oklahoma prison after he was convicted of making indecent proposals to two six-year-old boys. Nellis was also serving time for child sex offences. All but Stiffler had previous convictions as sex offenders.

>13yo looking for some fun

I cringed so hard.
How the fuck is he an """""""actor""""""""?
How much did they pay him to look like a grown man talking like a baby?

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>Do they expect me to believe this shit?

He's a community theatre actor.

read: not an actor.

>when playing a role that you don't fit quite right you're supposed to be moving and interacting with things constantly to distract the 'audience'
>stares the subject dead in the face while smiling like a goon, meanwhile the eyes cry "holy fuck i have no idea what i'm doing or what is even going on"

Can I see your ID?

You can choose to be stuck in a room with either the decoy or the pedo.
Which one do you pick?

is this a screenshot from the actual show

Would the decoy be wearing a diaper?

Pedo
He seemed like a cool guy aside from the whole little kid molesting part.

kek

that's actually a good idea

kek

>what do you wanna do
>hang out?
>netflix
>chill?

pedo 4 sure

>thats kind of a weird question

If you ended up talking to a decoy online and made plans to hang out with an underage girl and watch tv or something, and made no sexual overtures in the chat and brought nothing incriminating with you, would you get in trouble?
Would they put you on the show? I mean shit, what if you were just lonely and wanted to spend time with literally anyone who would agree to it?

You just engaged with a 13yo, I'm gonna need you to take a seat

That one guy got thrown in prison just for going to the beach, so yeah, you're fucked either way.

>and made no sexual overtures in the chat
No, the decoy wouldn't invite you or give you the address. There'd be no point.

Hypothetically you'd get placed on a watch list I imagine, and maybe get grilled on why you're talking to 13 year olds. They wouldn't invite you over though, as they only invite you if they plan to arrest you.

>That one guy got thrown in prison just for going to the beach, so yeah, you're fucked either way.

Yea, they also arrest you for liking cookies for some reason. World is messed up.

What if you did make sexual overtures, but when they gave you the address said you'd like to hang out together, but it wouldn't be right for you to actually do anything sexual with her. Would they tell you not to come?

Here's a (you). That shitty cap deserves it.

Yeah, but there was explicit messages involved

Who /13/ here?

No, you're just another notch in Hanson's belt.

>13?

What!? No way!

Seems messed up if you explicitly state that you will not engage in anything sexual with an underage girl.
But I guess they have no way of knowing you aren't just covering your ass.

No. The entire point is just saying they're 13 and then suddenly it turns into "u ever seen a dick before? bet u'd lik to :)"

There is zero baiting. No reason to. Nobody goes onto these new apps and does that. They'd be mentoring some kid or something if they cared.

Surprised no one has done a propeller hat shop.

turned 13 yesterday

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I'm just kiddig, I have no idea. But my guess would be that there's absolutely nothing they could do if nothing of a sexual nature was discussed.

>but it wouldn't be right for you to actually do anything sexual with her.

That has happened before in the old cases. Where the pedo texts on the day saying he doesn't want to do anything. One guy even brought a letter with him saying he wasn't planning on doing anything but hang out. They still got fucked because there was sexual shit in previous chats.

When i was 13 i was almost 6' and had beard.

*record scratch*

Yup, that's me

>perform as the Joker
>everyone thinks you're an adult
>actually only 13 during that performance
>everyone is baffled

How many dicks is he going to be sucking in prison?

Do you work at Wendy's now?

I'm not an amerifat like you.

I'm 21 and have just barely started getting any facial hair lol. these fucking genes man

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I'm 27 and I'm still waiting for my penis to have a growth spurt.

This guy could easily be 25, Jesus Christ how hard is it to find an effeminate 18 year old? There are plenty who look like they could be 12 for fucks sake

Basically this.

would you be stuck in the room with them, or would they be stuck in the room with you?

lmfao, I like to think at that point he knew the guy was fucked so he just said that to make a joke of the situation or something

Thanks for this. You triggered so many 4channers.

>tfw I still called my dad daddy until I was like 16

It just became a habit I had to break. Never said it in public though and never in front of anyone who wasn't my dad, mom or sister. One time I said it accidentally in front of a friend and it was embarrassing as fuck.

Have you read some of the pedos transcripts? They talk for months before they meet up and these guys say some pretty fucked up stuff. One wanted the girl the shave him and fuck a cat, i.e. Wanted her to bring over her neighbors 2 year old and black lab, it goes on and on. These guys are complete fucking retarded and deserve every second of prison time for being so stupid.

Can you imagine the terror running through his veins at that very moment? He was probably relieved that Chris Hansen walked out and not some dude with a chainsaw

Just this episode, but I feel like the police interviews always give better material than the Hansen ones.

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It's a shame we aren't going to get full police interviews and full chat logs this time.

which decoy was the cutest?

my vote is 3

kek fucking dork

I always called my parents, Ma and Dad.
Never knew why I didn't call him Pa if I called my mother "Ma".

His hairline says mid-30s

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nigger

None of the decoys really looked the age they're supposed to, but this guy just looks like some manlet in his 20s.

One of the things that confuses me is why do they use actual child photos for the online profiles? Wouldn't it make sense to use the decoys photos so they match the person they see when they enter the house?

I think it's to protect the decoy or reverse image search or who knows.

We got him, boys.

bitd (back in the day), we definitely were.

What about protecting the little kid whose pictures they're using? lel

>arrest records
>fake

I think it's tough to assume any of these predators caught are doing any kind of due diligence or reverse image searches.

I could go on omegle right now, add tags like 'preteen' or 'underage' and catfish some lonely construction worker in Ohio in a matter of minutes, and I could use one of the myriad of jailbait pics posted on Cred Forums to help (you know the ones, "she wants to get ice cream and watch Frozen, what do?")

Many pics are the staff members pics when they were young. Maybe all.

did you guys know that the guy who received the longest sentencing out of all the them (so far) was the one that DIDN'T show up at the house and rather seemed to forget about the whole thing?

weird.

Ah, that makes sense.

The guy who had the longest sentence was the guy who shot himself. Because he's dead.

Still, jokes aside, that's strange but there are loads of possibilities.

What?

They can arrest you if you just talk to the decoy online?

Probably because when they arrived at his house he was ravaging young pussy

>hey mom, where do you keep our old family photos? i need one of when i was a kid
>what do you need it for?
>...oh, nothing special.
>well i have one where you're taking a bath, it's really cute
>yeah that'll be perfect.

Depends on the state.

>Pedo shows up
>Sees that dude
>Says "TOO OLD!" and does a 360 and walks away

You are soliciting a minor. Online or not, it's illegal abdul.

>They too were Rodreick's dupes, believing that he was 12 years old after meeting on the internet where they were trawling for boys.
holy fuck that's hilarious

Keep Abdul out of this, you fucking idiot.

oh i'm just talking about the ones from this series
they grabbed him at an airport i think, but i don't think he was fleeing the cops since i doubt he had any idea it was a sting.
he was also the only one to be charged with actual sexual offense, not just the attempt or enticing.

Weird shit. Reminds me of that imposter who was in his thirties who went to elementary school in France.

Yea, the guy who shot himself: Murphy, Texas.

Lil' Achmed just got triggered.

Did he know that it was an investigation when he saw the 30 year old decoy? Or did he think that he had walked into a serial killer's house and that he was about to be murdered?

>Murphy, Texas
a guy shot himself from this series? i had no idea, i thought you meant that assistant prosecutor years ago.

>Fuck. I brought chilean sea bass for nothing.

>Am I being punk'd?

No, I meant him. I guess Hanson vs Predator IS a different series from To Catch A Predator.

was that jurassic park shirt?

he knew it was an investigation from the moment he got into his car, but his lust pushed the pedal to the metal, doomed by his own libido.

>having sexy talk with a "child"
>get arrested for doing nothing

this is why people brought up that thought police shit. there's no verification that the other person was truly a child, and you've made no attempt act on said urges.

and cue the chorus of LOL UR A PEDOFILE, U FOREINGER!!1!

Man now you fucks are frogposting of my fucking race as a Native American?
Too far.

What's the matter? Isn't it pray time?

yeah that's what i think anyway, difference production team, they don't use Pj anymore either i think. maybe new season is a better word though, or era.

Hansen Keeps dick picks of predators on his phone

>Hansen is the Dexter of serial pedophiles

He even has his own fucking kill room.

He knew.
He was sketchy about the entire scenario and upon interview it seemed like he should have bailed from the get go.

>there's no verification that the other person was truly a child

Apart from them telling you they were a child and having pictures of a child on their profile. There would be no reason to assume this isn't a profile of a child.

How is this doughboy going to fair in prison?

You guys be careful or will get banned ;_;

>he planted the kill kit

the tables will turn for him

and i bet you think the people who use a profile picture of a woman are always women. especially if no extra photos were given. if they truly were kids (and kids are fucking stupid) then they'd be spamming pictures of every fucking thing they do. that's why tits or gtfo exists, and there's no reason to assume anything else until it's truly verified.

>he even has beard stubbles

top kek

>that's why tits or gtfo exists, and there's no reason to assume anything else until it's truly verified.
these men are stupid, gullible and desperate. bad combination for a pedophile.

>No real 13 year old boy to conversate with in a nonsexual ordinary way
>real ass loving thugs who want to struggle snuggle and pop your butt cherry

>haha look at this retard
>LOL U MAD?
You got us good.

>there's no verification that the other person was truly a child, and you've made no attempt act on said urges.
That's why you're getting solicitation and not molestation

Does Hansen ever get sad about how little power he has?

>Will I be arrested if I leave?
>T-that's not up to me ;-;
etc

So sad.

>13 year old boy
>where mommy i did a poopoo in my undies

seriously?

so then you're telling me it's ok to arrest people for things they said on the internet, regardless of whether or not true intent was there? that's setting an extremely terrible precedent, user. it's just going to get worse with all these fucking pussies with their victim complexes.

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We have taken your memes like we have taken your lands.

In a hundred years we'll give you some of the internet back and you can have a meme casino on it.

Yea, it does seem a bit sketchy.
I think it involves:
>Sending nude pics to a minor
>having child porn (some of them DID have it and send it, so they have records)
etc

Yeah, man. It's not really much different from asking a cop for drugs or (adult) sex.

I already work in a Casino.
Alcoholism is our meme and I rather stick with it.

>whether or not true intent was there
But all of them went there with the intent to have sex with who they believed to be a child.

>yfw

Even worst than How ya doing, Stanley.

>come to my house and genocide a race of your choice user
>uh, okay
>Have a seat over there you genophile.
>What did you think you were doing?
>1200 years for the attempted genocide of the Indigenous Hawaiian people
>Must register as a sex offender for 10 years

>and i bet you think the people who use a profile picture of a woman are always women

Not the same thing though is it? It's not illegal to want to have sex with an adult woman. Whether they are actually woman or not, you're entering into a chat with them assuming they are an adult woman.

You're saying it's okay to go chat up some kids profile online because they might not really be kids. There's no reason to enter into a sexual chat with someone who has a childs profile. Plenty of kids use the internet.

>But all of them went there
if you follow the reply chain you will see that we're discussing the one that didn't go at all but was arrested at the airport, and he got the worst punishment of them all so far.

I swear he looks horridly over the age of 20.

I'd do it for 5k already.

These are just theaterfags they pick up from a local uni anyway.

That was our meme first ya cunt ya.

except, you massive dipshit, we weren't talking about the faggots who drove to the house. go away, the adults are speaking.

Is this guy a decoy or a pedo? looks at least 25.

Your meme is you get drunk and angry and fight people.
Our meme is we get addicted and let it ruin our lives while the white people look down on us.

>you have to actually commit the crime to be arrested

so the police are just supposed to let people murder each other? lel

Kek

That's chris hansen. Nigga got in shape.

Decoy. I think he was supposed to be 13.

This is what happens when you allow /who/, /got/ generals and capeshit spam.

No, I think he thought "Oh shit I got catfished". You know how you shouldn't think girls are girls offline? This sort of thing: "I got tricked. This guy is goign to rape my boipucci"

except it's setting the precedent that it's ok to charge people with crimes for simply thinking about it. once again, i'm not defending pedophilia in any way.

pretty soon it'll be ok for them to arrest people with intent to murder because they told someone they're going to kill them.

Why DO we allow /who/? Since when have we had generals for it? I swear, they popped out of nowhere a year ago. Is there a new doctor or whatever?

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That picture is of a staff member. I remember Hanson mentioning it.

>pretty soon it'll be ok for them to arrest people with intent to murder because they told someone they're going to kill them.

That can already happen. Depends on the circumstances. But making threats of bodily harm online to someone can get you fucked.

no you fucking moron. there's no indication this dude had true intent to fuck some random "kid", yet he still got arrested for it as though he did. the dudes coming to house had intent, and justifiably got locked up for it.

are you pretending to be retarded?

>pretty soon it'll be ok for them to arrest people with intent to murder because they told someone they're going to kill them.

Haha okay you got me.

>45 year old shitskin passes for 12 year old Swede

Say it with me.

SWEDEN. IS. DEAD.

manlet

yeah - led to one of the greatest interviews
youtube.com/watch?v=6vNDyI7FDG8

/entrapment/ general

>BASED HANSEN
>HURR PEDO

>charge people with crimes for simply thinking about it
Talking to children online about wanting to ass fuck them is a bit more than just 'thinking about it'. You are involving a real child.

except that I don't fucking care. You're in a TLAP thread and fuckers in the video go to their houses and so far every single one of them have signed away their rights and pled guilty to everything the cops put in front of them. As far as the cops are concerned the moment they engaged with the decoy they are guilty.

As far as intent, see Hillary and the FBI, intent is hard as fuck to prove, but these dumb fucks don't know that.

kek please tell me you got more and actually tricked some of them, I remember you doing this.

so this entire time i've been playing online games i could have had people arrested for talking shit?

>there's no indication this dude had true intent to fuck some random "kid"
that's not the charge wither, i don't know why you bring that up. the others were charged with intent.

Fuck off, we're talking about the decoy today. It's the freshest Hansen thread in weeks.

So you into buff 13 year olds with 5-o-clock shadow

>not an amerifat
>uses memeperial units

Y'all got trolled.

reddit.com/r/politics/comments/54tayg/trumps_400pound_hacker_comments_did_not_go_over/d8527ya?context=3

He said Cred Forums.

No, I said it depends on the circumstances. I know a guy who got arrested because he said he wanted to kill everyone at his workplace on a blog. He had previous arrests for violence so they weren't taking any chances with him.

I'm pretty sure these are off the PJ website. especially as its the same ones over and over.

Just saying "I'm gonna kill you" because you're being a dick is one thing.

If he doxxes you, tells you your address and starts driving to your house saying he's gonna kill you, then yeah, he's getting arrested.

>Bernie or Trump

Either way you're supporting a fucking Jew.

Face it, no matter who wins we're fucked.

>tfwno13yoqtgf

I typed "kewl" in the chat room and instantly like 30 people messaged me with dick pics and webcams

Kek, they are 100% right about Cred Forums and Cred Forums
Fuck, why do I lurk there?

intent isn't a fixed thing, its up the jury if he had intent or not

and good luck to pedos against any jury lel

msn messenger > yahoo messenger

link the video please

arrested is fine.

These people are being convicted of real crimes against completely imaginary minors because there are laws on the books that criminalize saying shit on the internet.1

>they

Pretty sure it's on youtube. Hansen vs Predator episode 4
It keeps popping up on my youtube "recommended"

Which is stupid, as I already saw it.

In fact: youtube.com/watch?v=YK0Pbqb3bC0 There it is again

>Hey buddy, the fat faggot convention is down the street

fake underage children aside: saying shit on the internet, saying shit to someone's face. what's the difference, it's still communication. people who go with the "but it's just the internet" are retards, i remember that one guy who tried to stab himself with a pen on tcap, he went with that defense. they're the reason the internet is shit. the laws should be the same.

Wow I was trolled by Reddit!
What will I do about myself???!!!
KILL MYSELF?!>?!!!234

The problem, of course, is the legal statutes in question specifically make saying certain things, over the internet, a prosecutable offense.

Its not the entering the house that's a crime. (they've arrested people who didn't enter)

Its not the driving to the house that's a crime. (they've arrested people who didn't even go all the way to the house)

Its not the planning to drive over that's a crime. (they've arrested people who didn't even get in a car to go to the house)

Its saying, "lets fuck." Period. Getting them to the house (with a small shopping list of objects) is for the purposes of cementing the link to the chat log and filming them without their consent.

>These people are being convicted of real crimes against completely imaginary minors

How is soliciting minors online an imaginary crime?

To be honest, the new show is a disappointment. Hansen doesn't make epic entrances and snappy comments any more, and he's gone full tabloid with his "what he says next will shock you". There's also a lack of true meme predators.

>saying shit on the internet, saying shit to someone's face. what's the difference

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IM A WOYYAH

>Hansen doesn't make epic entrances and snappy comments any more
>hey boo

This guy will be the greatest predator of the season guaranteed.

how is reading comprehension falling when people have phones glued to their faces 24/7

your point?

>signed away his right to remain silent
Why do they always do this?
The first thing you should say is LAWYER WHERE'S MUH LAWYER

Go on, why don't you explain it to me.

In TCAP he refused to use the word "shock" because it was cliche and lame.

Well, let's wait.

As someone else said "Hey Boo"
And the decoy this time was quite meme-orific.

You know damned good and well my point.

oh man she just can't WAIT to get that hug.

Because they are literally emotionally stunted retards

>muh dangerous predators

There are actual pedo rings out there. Why doesn't BASED HANSEN bust them?

>If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!

The Papi bathroom-switcheraoo was pretty sweet.

no, i don't. bullying is not a crime.

i guarantee some do, they just dont get shown

someone with proper lawyers can probably not only get off but get a gagging order on the show

He thinks people actually care about prosecuting "predators" and protecting "children."

The only reason he has a following is the comedic schadenfreude, but if he admitted that to himself, he'd have to admit hes nothing but a clown.

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No, I believe you know full well the connection/argument I'm making, but are purposefully playing obtuse for attention.

As you have been for about three weeks now.

If you told a child irl you wanted to fuck them, there would be a problem. Why shouldn't it be the same for the same thing online?

holy shit what happened to george zimmerman?

He had too many Dindu Nuffins.

Because the child is 30

The troll is that Cred Forums is majority Redditors. Congrats on browsing a shit board full of people who think "bacon" is a punchline.

In that case all these guys should be let off since there was no real child involved.

Because unless that child invites you to their house, there's no way you can act upon that.

A person walking up to a kid and saying "i'm going to fuck you" is in a direct position to start raping that kid.

MIDNIGHT
LOL!

To be honest I'm a former Cred Forumsirgin who left because the gaming industry turned to shit and I'm almost 30 now and I lurked Cred Forums since I was 18 after I graduated high school.
Sometimes I think, "Man, when did Reddit even become a think, because you can't have a discussion without Reddit being brought up."
Guess I'm just a memester who has to play the big guy when shit gets too serious.

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You say that like it would be incorrect in some fashion.

(You)

Yeah, but is there beer on the Sun?

>for no compensation

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This is just sad.

time to reset your router again :^)

christ, how new are you to not take bans like that as a joke?

How come no one has ever shot Hansen?

I mean this is fucking America right. You all run around with assault rifles under your shirts.

>one month ban

Shouldn't they ban you for the x amount of years it takes you to turn 18? If you say you're 13, the fuck is a one month ban going to do, you aren't going to be 18 in a month.

>post you are only 13
>5 years underage
>get a ban
>only get 3 days of bannage
>not 5 years til you are of age

Who the fuck runs this site anymore?

based smooth genericwhitemale

Calm down hotpockets protector

>dick pics

no, he calls them penis pics or pictures of his private parts

he's very lucky

I want to bring up a counterargument, but all I'm reading is "I am a pedophille", and I can't bring myself to bother.

they specifically avoid "catching" violent offenders.

Or intelligent people

or actual pedophiles.

>Hey Mod I actually just turned 18 in 3 days!

foryou

Nice quints.

Isn't it illegal to have footage of you shown against your own will?
Why do others get blurred faces but say some guy who wants to go to the beach gets his face fully shown as a predator when he just likes a cookie?

yeah they used to do that or ban "kids" indefinitely.

hah, you and I both know that's a damned lie.

For you neither have a counterargument nor are you interested in the argument.

But I enjoy our discourse any time I can get you to engage at all and there's nothing you can do about it.

:^)

inb4 steel chair

Quads

They used to actually do the math and ban people for however many years it would take them to turn 18.

current mods a shit.

>anyone who questions the dubious practices of a low rent entertainment show is a child rapist
>am I morally superior yet

i'm not entirely sure but I know someone mentioned it in a previous thread. has something to do with it being part of an (ongoing) criminal investigation, but there might be release papers they can sign?

I wonder if that porn is any good.

yeah that's what i said, but i've seen people being permabanned for being underage too.

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Cops usually blurs their criminals blurred always yet Hensan fully shows their face.

How come they just don't blur his face and put him on a predator list?
It's fucked up.
Sure maybe if it was someone like Ed Gein.

Fine. But it's not a lie, pedo.

a) doesn't matter if the kid doesn't exist, it's intent. There's no need for a victim for a crime.

b) the final act is worse, but showing a kid your dick is basically molestation. Any sexual relationship with a kid, even if it isn't penetrative, is illegal.

If you are a pedo, stay home and jerk off to your imagination. It's not that hard, and you won't go to jail.

>My neighbors daughter.
>My wifes son
This has to stop.

I thought he must have been 24-25. Turns out the guy is 19 IRL.

You know you're a shit pedo decoy when you look OLDER than you really are.

At least he'st he first decoy ever that could have beaten up his predator.

7/10 would had accepted Gay Luigi.

Checkeed

If they banned all the underage posters this site would lose 70% of its traffic.

Great job posting your IP address

Why is Pepe holding Touhou hats?

He wants to smite the predators when he own hands

>tfw no show where predators fight Chris Hansen for their freedom

What can they even do with my IP addy?

#7 was where the My Neighbor's Daughter cinematic universe peaked

>only people who dismember and flay women get to be publicly shamed
>and thats still just a maybe

your cunnyfag is showing

>I totally have a counterargument
>doesn't address the stronger argument at all
>i'm still morally superior tho!

Yea, as I thought.

>my neighbors daughter
>someone you aren't seeing
>someone who has nothing to do with you
>someone you wanna fuck and jack to

>my wifes son
>your cuckold offspring from someone else
>someone who has nothing to do with you besides your wife baring someone else's child
>somehow yours cuz it's from your wife fucking someone else

Stop.

I would say "come to Cred Forums" but mu has gone to shit in the past 3-4 years. It went from an awesome place of discovering new music, and funny music related OC, to people posting about mainstream garbage, a constant K-Pop thread, and "Cred Forumsmor" threads of funny screencaps/comics from the glory days of Cred Forums.

Its sad that Cred Forums is pretty much dead... I hope the next website with Cred Forums's spirit comes along in the next 5-10 years. This was truly a unique new frontier for the internet.

What would coach Don Shula do?

Maybe a few years back, before he got possessed by the Ultimate Imposter from Danganronpa. Would have been good TV.

Reddit wins again

>yet Hensan fully shows their face.
hansen hosts a television show. make no mistake, his show is made for entertainment purposes first and foremost.

That receding hairline

... you realize if he had posted his current IP address, he'd still be banned, right?

Don't backtrack me brah

What argument didn't I address? Do you have me confused with someone else?

...

>that's why tits or gtfo
>implying girls actually gave a fuck about this meme

They get around right to film or rights to appearance or whatever the fuck because the house in which the sting is being conducted is private property owned by hansen and crew. The contestants give up all rights to their appearance once they enter.

My favorite Hanson moment is:
>Ugh, you are going to ruin my life. I was going to college and be a news reporter
>Oh? Ever been on TV?
>No
>Well, this is a good news/bad news situation

This is also the guy who has that picture collage of him saying: "I was so worried this was a set up. But I guess everything is okay" And the next picture is of Chris walking up the sanddune.

Fuck, someone post it.

and it would be bloody glorious.

Cred Forums is turning into Cred Forums with how much they blame pol for everything. This board turned very liberal and very SJW.

...

I'll never not be surprised by that decoy. It's so fucking shit.

I thought the fat girl from Texas or wherever was the worst. but this goes beyond belief.

Everything at the beach house was great

So they signed a waiver to have full access to their identity upon access of the house?

I guess I'll do the same thing if someone says the same thing and have a non legal documentation to do whatever I WANT to their bodies.

Sweden along with Europe is truly in it's death throes.

Reddit is an overcrowded table of nerds with bad sense of humor. Cred Forums is a table of 4-5 nerds with an actual sense of humor and interesting personality.

Cred Forums is a table of neo-nazis who carve swastikas into the bathroom stalls because they think they are edgy.

Hansen isn't trying at all anymore because he knows he doesn't need to. The entirety of the crime is in the chat logs.

wasn't that also the "no way!" guy with the cookies?

Unlike Poor Little White Guy peaking with it's first installment. Rest In Pickles Peanut Untouchable, I hope you have all the fried chicken skins you want in Negro Heaven.

It's probably my favorite one.

link me this video my man

No, they don't have to sign shit. It's perfectly legal to film people who come to your house. Its only when you have no legal rights to the property that you can't film people on it.

>b) the final act is worse, but showing a kid your dick is basically molestation. Any sexual relationship with a kid, even if it isn't penetrative, is illegal.

Do I need to walk you through how this addresses that argument? My argument demonstrates that it is not necessary for you be able to directly act on it. Showing your dick = sending dick pics, non-penetrative sex act can be sexting.

Every time I've argued with a pedo the same thing has happened. they need simple english wikipedia.

>not wanting to fuck kids makes you a sjw

Go to bed abdul

No. I think that was Petulma Cali. The beachouse is New Jersey (Ocean County). Honesty, its all beachplaces.

Next Hanson vs Predator will be in Hawaii.

film sure. but aren't there different rules for broadcast?

they're saving the best for last, i assume.

"I didnt come to have sex. I came because I was bored"

Everytime

>entrapment
No one put a gun to their head, no one twisted their arm. They made the conscious decision to send dick pics and go to the sting house, so it's not entrapment.

What the fuck I can't even find that porno on the adult film database.

You think it could have been home made?

Being a news magazine show almost certainly has something to do with it, as well.

Peanut Untouchable is dead???

>it's another "I'm lonely and want soemone to talk to episode"

This is why typical Caucasian guy is best.

>i came by just to say that i wasn't going to come anyway
mu favorite.

In that episode, they said the police carried a shitload of plastic tubs filled with DVDs out of his house. Maybe, man

I cum because I'm bored all the time. I do it in the privacy of my own sex dungeon and not near children like these sick fucks though.

dude
videobox.com/movie-details?contentId=128387039

Feel free. For, as usual, you're making huge leaps between what was said and your response but still trying to act like they're linked at all.

And I'll even restate and clean up the argument, just so you don't have to look at more than one post.

Solicitation/enticement of a minor via mediated social interaction should not be a crime because actually acting upon said solicitation/enticement absolutely requires the minor to invite the solicitor/enticer to their house. All the intent in the universe is utterly irrelevant without the invitation to act upon it from a kid.

Whereas face-to-face solicitation/enticement means the perpetrator is already in a direct position to start sexually assaulting the kid.

No. The law doesn't recognize a distinction between filming and broadcast.

Hmm. Didn't expect the neighbor's daughters to be 40 year old crackwhores but there ya go.

>should not
>utterly irrelevant
kek

Nah, Hansen, I ain't clickin' shit.

Can't you gag order this shit maybe? so your fat face won't be on tv?

Nope.

This. So much porn, especially sold on VHS/DVDs is shit.

Hey mang, I'm surprised I got a response at all.

At least you're consistent in your selective reading comprehension.

Dang. They really have you dead to rights when it comes to showing your face in 1080p

Why wouldn't that work?

Showing your dick to someone isn't illegal because you might rape them, it's illegal because it's showing them your dick. That's the same if it's online or off. You're receiving sexual gratification from someone against their will. Children can't consent to this, due to the unfair power dynamic.

Now, I know you think restating your argument is making a new argument, but it isn't. You still have made no effort to refute my original argument. All I'm doing is spelling out my argument further, which you have forced me to do.

Wasn't me.

Maybe if you didn't get arrested - even then, I dunno.

He hasn't posted on Instagram in five weeks, that surely means he has died.

RIP in eight piece with two sides.

>hop the fence
what about 'go behind bars' instead.

>, I know you think restating your argument is making a new argument,

>I'll even restate and clean up the argument

...

and once again you're confusing/conflating acts through mediated social interaction, real acts, and acts that are irrelevant to these stings.

But hey, its not like I was actually expecting a counter argument.

Its a legal precedent that has to with security cameras and shit. You always relinquish all rights to your recorded physical when you walk onto private property, to the owner of said private property.

>acts that are irrelevant to these stings.
Showing your dick to a kid online is irrelevant?

Oh yeah baby I am getting so entrapped right now.

>hope the fence

How come she's white and not Mexican?

I can go on and on.

>Hot Young Girls
>cover is some 30yo woman

one of you is wasting your time.

Looks like a beaner to me. Also kek I didn't even think about it that way until you posted that, good job porn cover artist.

To the stings, yes. They aren't going for that crime at all as the legal statutes related to such acts rely upon obscenity law. And obscenity law is a complete and total nightmare/joke.

i don't even think that woman is in it, and the ones that are look even older.

That doesn't make them irrelevant, it makes them less important. Anyway, the point about the dick pics was an illustrative one about how you can commit crimes against a kid online without the ability to show up and rape them.
I don't know why you think bringing up obscenity laws and technicalities is a good idea, neither of us are lawyers.

>Go to porn shop when I first turn 18
>Buy a $5 bargain bin porno because it has Gauge on the cover
>Get home and prepare for a full crystal charging JO session
>She's not even in the DVD and it's a bunch of old ladies that looked like they saw them on the street panhandling and offered them a McDouble to fuck on camera being fucked by disgusting fat guys
>Still have a sad JO and barely charge my crystal
>Never pay for porn again

Not him but you're wasting your time arguing with him. Your understanding of why it is illegal to show your dick to kids is sound. He is dead set on his ways. I would just love it if he or some other retard like him gets caught doing that shit, represent himself pro se, and argue the points he raised now.

>Looking up the DVD that guy had
>Come across this
>mfw

iafd.com/studio.rme/studio=7603/fartinginbrazil.com.htm

You're right, I'm going to bed.
I think I actually know him personally, but if not then I guess tons of pedos argue the exact same way. Apparently they statistically have lower IQs, so it makes sense.

numerous lawfags have argued with people like him in the first few threads since killkit's episode was aired. They will challenge the law, then move it to the morality of the law, then move it "it was legal before" while unironically claiming that the current laws are outdated
>mfw

...

The stings are built around online solicitation/enticement and equivalent state laws that specifically criminalize things said online.

The dickpic scenerio is quite irrelevant because statutes surrounding obscene images are built upon the miller test. All of these stings (and most legal entities in existence) avoid anything related to the miller test like [whatever]'s on fire and they're made of gasoline. The miller test is basically, "if you think it is obscene on it's own, it is obscene." This means the miller test and obscenity in general are carte blanch for the defense to confuse the jury. For it allows them to split up the "dickpic" crime into two separate concepts. Obscenity and "sent to a minor." Meaning the defense gets to specifically instruct the jury that they have to, by absolute letter of law, ignore the "minor" part to define obscenity, as obscenity, according to the miller test, cannot be defined by context, it has to be described, on it's own, independent of all other factors. The defense can then intimate this idea to applies to the entirety of the case.

So, yea, bringing up dickpics at all is irrelevant to these stings in question. So is showing your penis to a minor, etc, etc. You've basically done nothing but muddle arguments in order to evade unassailable arguments. But hey, wasn't expecting much else. And like I said earlier, I enjoy our talks and there's nothing you can do about it.

(you)

So you say you just wanted to come over and watch movies? Are those DVDs in your bag? Put them on the table please.
>Anal Apocalypse
>Anal Woofer
>Wait to Inhale
>Oops I Farted
>My Ass is Exploding on You
>Fart Championship on Your Face
>Cake Farts
>Fuck My Farting Ass
>Between Farts and Passion
>Discussion Between Assholes
>Beans Result

But mr hansen, its not illegal to have a minor fart on me.