/bb/ Big Brother OTT

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Jason is such an idiot exposing his BB power level to everyone

lol jason has no idea we are choosing the HN

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his fanbase will keep him alive probably. he'll be fine.

Eh, everybody already knew about his BB power level. In a way the fact that he was still shitty at the game beforehand is kind of a bonus.

The sisters are dumb for hiding their connection. They should've just admitted to it.

Shelby making mom jorts look sexy

shelby/danielle/scott/ and jason need to bring Justin in and create the GOAT alliance.

huehuehuhehuehue

it's probably better to wait until everyone knows you and you start to have allies. them being sisters would be a good way for the first HOH to cop out and put them both up

this is painful its like scott isnt even there

yes

I'm getting high school flashbacks

ONE OF US

i miss Vanessa and Shelby

This bitch needs to stop calling people baby. Shits insulting.

im most like shelby desu senpai

if you get what im saying and i think you do

No it isn't, stop being a baby.

*shelli

shelby has clearly taken over my mind.

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It's a dindu thing. Get used to it.

pls be my trap gf

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danielle is our eatfu

Ok, baby, sorry for being that way, baby.

Silent Scott is literally /ourguy/

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they're so fucking boring already

QUEEEEN!

Get the fuck out of here.

i remember now what an annoying twat jason is

fuck him already

The group outside is based.

What's so annoying about him? I think he's more entertaining than most of these houseguests.

he's great

/shrimpman/

he's always "on"

tone it down on occasion

"I'm a badass motherfucka".

Wait until someone becomes HoH

groovy baby

danielle has pierced nipples. so did day, our single black mothers

Lmfao. Spot on...

Jason is enjoyable with these HG's so far

bestgirl just confirmed she has nipples

>Justin will infect Kryssie
>Kryssie will infect Monte
>Monte will infect Neeley
>Neeley will infect Scott
>Scott will infect Danielle
>Danielle will infect cornbread
>Cornbread Will infect Shelby
>Shelby Will infect Jason
>Jason will infect Alex
>Alex Will infect Whitney
>Whitney will infect Morgan
>Shrimpman will be first HOH

No, but seriously this is a good way to start the season. I can see deals being made and the beginnings of alliances being formed through this.

justin cleared out jason and shelby

uh oh... here we go

>Alex is paranoid because her and Morgan have the same flip flops. The want to target Danielle and Kryssie.

Based Sisters, i hope they get Kryssie out.

Shrimpman has gumbo falling out of his pockets again

KRYSSIE BTFO

>Shane doesn't care for Kryssie

BASED

the guys are targetting kryssie now too. she's gonna get the bug next

monte has a very roman nose profile

Are you guys trolling when you say shelby looks good? Alex is a legit smokebomb while shelby is overall goofy looking.

the game has begun

>fat woman is hated
not a surprise really

oh fuck off

even morgan is hotter than alex, dont start this shit already its too early

>alex

not even the best sibling faggot, enjoy your amy schumer look alike though.

>Shane tells Monte to always infect a girl.
>Monte thinks the girls would probably put up Justin/Scott, wonders if a girl should have HOH

I think the siblings have ugly faces
nice bodies though

one of the camera guys or the director is gay

they keep following jason around

Shelby=Morgan>Whitney>Danielle>Alex>>Neeley>>>Krissy

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>the redditor who samefags alex is back

Thanks for bumping the thread tho

This is how they rank:

>Shelby
>Morgan
>Whitney
>Alex
>Danielle
>Neeley
>Kryssie

Sure, target the annoying person with the tattoos and piercings

OH MY GOD

whitney eats really gross like

DROPPED

>whitney and alex over Danielle

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

pretty gross sometimes

Drinking game: take a shot everytime the shrimp man says dats wazzup, it's all love, or you know what I'm sayin

she totally chomps with her mouth open

literal chipmunk.

She may basically be a white girl with black skin but she's still black and that deducts points.

>Shrimpman telling Shane to give him crabs

Based

what a hurtful racist thing to say bro, im gonna have to ask you to leave the bomb squad

>current year
>not liking light skin girls

>that morgan nipslip

>being this racist in 2016

CAP

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lies

Shane is the new Paulie

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DROPPED

alex>whitney confirmed

that cam2 shot of shelby

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alex!

Shrimpman is based as fuck

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I want him to jive-talk me to sleep.

oh you cookin bacon huh?

imagine Jozea and shrimpman

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Who started calling him shrimpman first?

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Justin

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All of the girls other than keely and kristie kreme are hot but they also all have the potential to be the next meech
look how they are eating and several of them are already really pushing it weight wise

What's funny is when I was at Disneyland the dude playing this guy looked just like Justin.

alegs for days

I missed the inaugural bikinis? Fuck work man

I did when they showed him cooking shrimp on the first night and then everyone just called him that

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shelby has self control

she doesnt even workout

I love this guy

I want to eat Shelbys ass

yelp.com/biz/js-seafood-dock-new-orleans

das wassup my man

Sad that he'll be the first person the cat ladies nominate

Remember last night when Shrimpman lied and said he didn't like seafood to impress Danielle?

good thing reddit loves him.

with our powers combined we can save him.

some of that shit looks pretty good

I miss bridge

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>ywn watch comfy /fridge/ feeds again
fuck

he was butt ass naked on the feeds this morning who cares about half of an ass

I always thought it was because he looks like a shrimp (in the face)

>no alarms yet
for what purpose

whotney wants to fuck shrimpman

We have to hate him now.

KEEP DEM TEETH CLEAN YA DIG

the jason/shelby/neeley group on the couches could be the perfect secret alliance. they can get in with every other social group in the house except maybe an all guys alliance. but shelby could probably force herself into one

i want to fuck shrimpman

it will never happen again, god damn

ALARMS

>says hes giving it to kryssie
>gives it to dany

shane logic

Does anyone know where I can watch the episodes?

>inb4 on CBS :DDDDDD
Not everyone is US

Kryssie is so unlikable

the way shrimpman reacted to the bug alarm was great. dude lost it

why did he danielle I thought kryssy

Someone said it would be every 2 hours.

It'll give them time to strategize and panic

I missed it. Guessing its not tag then?

Danielle got picked...her home town is like 45 mins away from me

cool blog

you give a person a necklace and then they get infected
if I wanted to win HoH I would be running away when that buzzer went off

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did you fug

>Shelby is hotter than anyone on BB in last 4 seasons at least
>voice of ayyy lizmao

kill me

the house would notice and give it to you eventually

Keely looks old as shit. Does she really think anyone believes she's 28.

is that her kanye laugh

They can't give it to you if they can't catch you.

Somebody needs to screencap what shrimpman was doing while the alarm was going off

dem high waisted shorts on shelby got me sprung fo sho

I don't think anyone is capping them, but if they aren't super long or on youtube, I'll see if I can cap some for streamable

well you just have to avoid the person with the necklace so play hide and seek

pleasseee

She even already made transphobic jokes.
Want to like her, but she's probably just a pretentious asshole.

shelby vs alex in waifu wars: chess edition

I wish...I'm positive I've seen her though maybe while out to eat, or shopping...then again all of the women fit into like 3 categories

10K is less then their stipend?

There's already the premiere out, I think they'd be at least 30 min long.

I don't even know which one is alex

>not liking transphobic jokes
found the tranny

if the person with the bug says "im giving it to you" then you cant refuse it

their stipend would be less than 10k

>scott not teaching all the QTs to play chess

missed opportunity

hottest girl since amber

sorry

/bb/ vs reddit waifu wars: learn how to play chess edition

>Both of them trying to throw the game harder than the other to seem weak
>It's getting to the point where they are "forgetting" what pieces are called and what they do

Alex is our girl

they were not transphobic jokes at all

If you like transphobic joke you're a retard.
It's like liking homophobic jokes, rape jokes, and cripple jokes.

All the same ones, and an immediate connection breaker.

>not realizing she's using the jokes in an attempt to hide her secret

>we are at a point where knowing how to play chess makes you a target

>alex beating shelby

is that Pedro's cousin sittin' on the counter?

god the threads have been awful

No I literally don't know who these people are yet, I know, shelby, cornbread, gayson...danielle that's all

hardy chuckles were had when she was bragging about looking young for her age

>My voice may be deep
>But I don't have anything in my panties
>I'm _all_ woman

Though, maybe it was something Jason said first, I didn't really hear what he was saying.

literally exactly what I thought. Honestly she might be hotter because Amber's accent was annoying

>complaining about cripple jokes
>just used the word 'retard' to insult someone

Shelby isn't even that hot
This samefagging has you all fooled

shut up faggot

well according to the faggot redditors who post here, reddit claimed alex. she said she was super quirky but she has been a boring, no personality bust

You didn't miss much from the first "episode". It was just a 15 min pre-taped segment of Julie on the stage intro-ing the new houseguests in those little videos. Then it cut straight to live feeds of them entering 1 by 1

shutup alex fag aka nicole fag

shes smokin hot

Then leave?

And that kind of comment will turn you off of her? What the fuck are you doing here Reddit?!

>consuming funnyjunk-tier bait

the gaslighting is starting early boys

reddit loves shelby now.

literally everyone does.

Do you not know what the word retarded means?
It means your intelligence is extremely low, in this case, more toward the autistic retardation (and no, making fun of aspies isn't a bad thing).

Calling something cancer isn't a "cancer joke" either.

Morgan and Shelby are obviously our girls

shelboy is our guy

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You think these threads have been bad? LMAO

You haven't seen shit until you saw the dark time threads after finale

I think she's cute, not amazingly hot, don't care for her voice though. I love me some Whitney though.

Oh shes that one alright 'super quirky'

you are legitimately gay.

funny way of spelling jason

It's a display of character, and their actual believes.

they aren't even a thing, nigger. there is no /bb/ when there are no US seasons going on

I'm a girl and shelby is my waifu

>sitting indian style in a chair
hnnngg

I want that crab shirt. I'd throw HoH to get one

I'm fine with those I just want /ourgirl/ autists to stop arguing. they're all samefagging and doing this dumb shit for no reason and there's no end in sight. fucking redditors wanting everyone to have the same opinion as them

>I'm a girl
>gimme attention xD

the definitive best OTT girl list

1. shelby
2. morgan
3. danielle
4. whitney
5. alex
6. sassy black woman
7. kryssie

anyone who says otherwise is objectively wrong

neurotic wayfoo

why is alex following shelby so much?

If you don't like cripple jokes, you're a faggot.

-.-

it's so his nuts don't get in the way

Shut the fuck up you tranny asshole retard.

Damnit my boss just saw me type this. Might as well hit enter...

>there are multiple faggots arguing
>just kidding its all just one person

she knows who the alpha female is

alex morgan shelby alliance is a thing but shelby dosnt know yet that they are sisters so they cant be obvious about it yet

How do I get legs like shelby?

why do girls always have to put their feet on things?

solid. very solid. nice to see some fags here with actual good taste

your post makes no sense. they are samefagging themselves in an attempt to out reddit the other samefags. I can't wait for next week when their free trial ends

These threads make me want to watch this show...how the fuck do I go about doing this, living in the UK btw

start HRT at age 12

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you own a dick

:DDDD

Nice try
I have a month long free trial :)

I'd put alex above whitney but you got the rest correct. also we call them power rankings here, redditor, and they have a specific format

>shelby getting in an alliance with alex

I'm talking about the threads this past week you retarded racist

not sure how to find previous seasons but if you want to watch the current feeds use bmx dash tv dot net. you'll need a VPN

That guy either gotta be gay, or trans in denial.

>I have a feminine face
>I'm gonna get long hair too
>no bro I'm a guy though

was wondering this too ;_;

Reminder that /bbg/ is made up of Cred Forums and Cred Forums crossposters

wtf I love Shelby now

still wrong my man. the beginning of the season is for seeing whose titties are sitting right. it's the two people that spam the same 3 pics of the ugliest girl all year long after they're gone (see: bridgebro) that are sad samefags

i dont know anything about reddit but you appear to be intimately familiar with it

i find that very telling user, very telling

>never squat
>dont eat like a whale

>all the girls following the boring Monte around

They about to manipulate the fuck out of him.

lots of guys have long hair though? dosnt mean anything anymore than jason having short hair

we claimed the best waifu before the redditors

they all abandoning ship on alex

all i know about reddit is that they dont know how to post here and guess what you dont know how to do

>feminine face
>have a very defined jawline

stop being a faggot. there is no we and youre the only one that knows what reddit thinks because you use it

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also shrimpman is our waifu

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> not browsing reddit for the amateur porn

>shrimpman has a perfect BB guy impression
top kek he is great

underages always say this shit

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Don't eat and don't exercise

>women talking about syncing their periods

im out

>tfw if this guy was in a band from the 60s he'd get so many ladies

>Not being a true Student of the Game and discussing BB at multiple place

tokengayturnsintotokenspider.jpg

>the mothman sign on his chest

if they really want this to be interactive they should randomly choose fans be the BB voice that barks at HGS from some kind of CBS signup

/bb/ is the major leagues of BB talk tho

That filename.

>Shrimpman, you must recreate the bombsquad

hmm..good point

wonder if they will sequester all evicted HG's so they cant influence the online voting

kek

you develop bad habits when you talk to retards

Chuckled hard when the camera man panned up and down on him slowly

Kino

No, they won't. The whole reason why there is no jury is because it cost to much.

why is /bb/ so elitist when half of it is composed entirely of shitpotsing.

Is our boy Scott gonna slay some puss this season?

>Shane: Have you seen Freeman Morgan
>Morgan Freeman?
>Shane: Yeah, have you seen his views on uhhh Black Day?

and everybody laughs

>shane is more autistic than Scott

paul and paulfags still whining about nicole

Monte is BORING

shitposting goes away in a few weeks and we have late night talks

lol, its 1 house rental and some food for a month

Post yfw Shelby takes Scott's virginity in the HOH room, 3 weeks from now.

>mfw

Scott and Shelby gonna hook up

No kidding. I still don't get why he chooses to look SO british

>america is so cultural that we should celebrate all the cultures
>native american, black, hispanic...
she is forgetting a couple of them

I like monte, seem like the only good guy in there.

What's up with BB only putting in gay guys, ugly guys, and fat guys?
Then they put in some token women, but rest are quite conventionally pretty.

this
scott is just ugly

anyone got any lewd bridge pics, i really, really like this girl

>first accomplishment of blacks brought up is peanut butter

you can't make that shit up

Shane is super autismo but he has the looks to play it off

>indians still being ignored

Has anybody been tagged yet?

Justin and Shane are wayyy more autistic than Scott.

Thank God a pretty girl won

you gotta be a true student to know which is which.

bridge isn't for lewd or sexual.

yes danielle

aka

smart z

those are native americans.

i think i saw an anal video somewhere

justin is just a junkie

time to move on kid. That season is over.

how about you look at which HGs are wearing the shirt

you have been expelled from BB school you pleb

theres a weekday replay and live feed highlights entry available on appletv cbs

nothing there yet though

Scott isn't really autistic, he just looks like the quintessential British milquetoast

Even his teeth fit the part

>Fluffy "mustache"
>Not autistic

Inb4 nicolefag makes a thread at 300 replies

10pm

I would lick her moles
sauce
i don't even watch this show she's just cute. CUTE!

Full episode & eviction this Wednesday

na someone is gonna takeover
i just did it to fix the /bb/ format

What's safety?

>11pm ET eviction

damn thats late

Are you BridgeBro?

Curious if he latched onto a HG we can expect to be spammed late in the game

theres actually 3 feed clips up now

america votes for some players to be safe

ALARMS

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god dan got a big fat ass

>[

still too early and you forgot to spoiler

Poor shrimpman

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Thas wazzup

So is there going to be actual comps or is it all shit like this?

And the infection thing not being tag took all the fun out of it

no. I'm a former /tiff/bro.

it'll be low budget comps, yes.

I think it'll cause more drama now that the alarm goes off and they all gather to see who is chosen

So whos gonna win HOH? My moneys on Morgan or Shelby. I could see Scott winning too, just from everyone forgetting he's even there

>It's probably public domain by now
Uh oh, Shelby said too much, Jason is gonna catch on.

you jealous fag?

Him having had short hair doesn't excuse him having long hair now.

All flips are good for is fucking, plus look at her extra wide mouth . She's constantly making the "cock goes where" face/