/bb/ - Big Brother OTT

Students of the game edition

Previously on /bb/:
HoH (Head of Household): TBD
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD

Safety Ceremony: TBD

Most Likely Going Home: TBD

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>alarms go off
>does anybody want the crab?
Danielle confirmed next Natalie

for god's sake please tell me someone capped Danielle walking just then

>not using spoilers
You had one job

Infection recap

Shane
Danielle
Justin

unless I missed somebody

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There's nothing to spoil autist

YEAH BABY YEAH

I want to _fuck_ Bridge!

You're still breaking the format

>no spoilers
>making it early again
>not using a pic from this season

smdh thas not wassup

streams for ukfags?

vpn

cbs.com

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Scott's got his eyes tractor beamed on shelbys ass

shoo shoo

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>reddit considers alex thicc

How does one pay without an american credit card? Looks like the CC section needs a US address

me on the left

I have a girl crush on shelby

shes just fat

>monte already trying to turn people against shrimpman
what a dumbshit

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I'm a girl too

resting bitchface makes me hard af

>Shelby has super sweaty feet
hnnnggg

Tiffany is in "BBOTT Self Help"

You can use one of those pre paid debit cards. where you load money on to it to pay

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no she isnt

I want to rub shelby's feet so bad

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what was up with the black-on-black crime?

When are Jason and Scott fucking?

Typical man face

Alex has a legit cute face

She left.

whats up with that one shelby fag hating on our girl alex?

>alexposter shilling this hard

>shelby samefag is back

he takes this waifu stuff seriously

why can't Shelbyfriends and Alexfriends exist in harmony?

because ur waifu a shit

let them fight to the death

Anyone have Shelby feet pics?

>shilling diva curl

autistic as fuck desu

it looks like shelby did not sleep at all last night

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nobody did

reminder that danielle is actually best girl

>Kryssie just admitted she was cast because of her viral video

>monte paying for his sister wedding
what a cuck

>monte pandering to america again
fuck off douche

>what would you do with the money if you won

These people better make shit up

monty needs to go first

monte will not shut the fuck up and he interrupts people constantly

>Whitney: I have a niece and nephew...they are 3 and 4
>Monte: mmm I cant wait till they get to that age
what did he mean by this?

>"You guys are going to get to watch live comps!"
>First comp is going to last for 24 hours

holy shit haha

>not teaming up with Cornbread and Scott

These people are dropping the ball

OH SHIT JASON HAS SEEN A GHOST

fuck cornbread

Monte straight up sucks. Fuck him.

Monte is a typical Cred Forums poster

Wait what viral video post it user

i cant watch this bs pandering from the 2nd floor group

shelby just doesnt give a fuck

>viral

she was a waitress and someone tried to order spaghetti
which wasn't on the menu
she berated them a bit

I want to fuck Shelby

What does this face mean?

if i was in a group of people giving their sob stories about how they would use the money i would go full oppression olympics on them

looks like she needs a footrub

>I wonder if I passed the Bar exam

>she was a waitress and someone tried to order spaghetti
>which wasn't on the menu
>she berated them a bit

It was set up, that's how the restaurant works. It's a theme restaurant where the staff shit talks you.

Shelby lying to all dem niggas faces dat shit is cold hearted

only 90s kids will get this reference

>shelby misting this hard

i swear to god all these people are lying about these sob stories

>Kryssie: "My boobs have names: Seek and Destroy"

That was hilarious

>alex giving a sob story

wish she didnt tan

i would hope that i would be able to shitpost enough irl to give a really shitty reason for why i want the money

>im gonna use it all on hookers and blow
>im going to invest it all in rare pepes

she looks like jimmy stewart

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I want to hear Shrimpman's story

>yo, I plan to spend it all on my self thas wassup

did shane really just say he needed $30k for a contractors license? it costs $500 max

is he misting or retarded?

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he wants to become a professional fisherman

boooooo

this virtue signaling shit sucks

>3 words that describe you
>Whitney: definitely southern, definitely bubbly, passionate
dat southern education

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>quirky
>harry potter
I fucking hate her

>quirky and kinda weird
>I like harry potter and pokemon
WOW SO WEIRD

she better get the skimpy penalty outfit

LMAO thas wsup

typical girl that only looks cute with make up

Alex looks cute with or without makeup

shrimpman is the only irl shitposter we have this season. everyone on the 2nd floor is horribly sappy

kryssie is a REAL woman!

YAAASSS QUEEN

from Mississippi but I'm hating Caleb 2.0

fuck the south

top kek when its scott's turn to talk they all start yelling for justin and the food

aka basic bitch

I just can't help but think the interactions between him and Jmac

these people giving their tragedys

>yfw johnny mac, frank, and devin come in to fill those last 3 plates that were set in the kitchen

Is Shrimpman really afraid of brooms?

Actually it was restaurant with a theme where the staff is rude.

youtube.com/watch?v=x9e3vOR9rgQ

guys if i ever make it on BB i will shitpost irl for you. this 2nd floor group is horrible

anyone got caps of scotts butt?

for a friend

They're not was up

I LIKE HARRY POTTER AND PLAYING GAMES

I LOVE POKEMON

fo sho

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>I LOVE POKEMON
isn't pokemon the same game over and over but with different creatures?

I was doubting her weirdness but damn

shes perfect

wow what a fucking weirdo. who even likes that shit besides weird and quirky people? its really brave of her to come out as a harry potter fan

man whitney just digging for info

I'd whisper to the camera for people to collect good caps of my waifu.

He told Shane he was and Shane said "would if I pretending to be a witch and chased you" and he said "I'd be running"

I don't use reddit.

Actually that's what I said you fuck

Why do people like Alex she literally looks like amy shumer

Not necessarily.

found the shelby samefag

I want to rub my dick inbetween kryssis feets

>3 words that describe you
>better than you

>one trait you dont like in people
>lower class

pls shrimpman dont let us down

If I was in the house I would follow shrimpman around just to watch what he does

I wasn't saying that you you. I was just adding a link to the video and backing up what you said.

shrimpman hitting on danielle again

do it for us buddy

Which one is shelby? the blonde?

Justin is so god damn creepy he makes my skin crawl

Can't wait to see his face when he's the first one put up by America

>yfw shrimpman poisons all the food he is making
>everyone gets sick and evacuated
>shrimpman: I thought thats how you win the game

Justin doesn't have his crab anymore, who did he infect?

INFECTED

4 down
8 to go

Someone said she was a foot model is that true

huehue

pussy boi cant handle the cook

Nevermind, I saw it on Shelby.

Shane
Dani
Shrimp
Shelby

ffs just give them alcohol again

what has the order been? i only saw shane do dany

Infected:

Shane
Danielle
Justin
Shelby

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danielle how did u post from inside the house you know that breaking the rules

oh nm then

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she is so damn hot

>the house is already a mess.

thanks obama

>tfw you gotta keep all your lies straight

my first Lawyerfu

pussy boy, go write in ya diary. thas wasup

hard to watch

showfag here who has a link to free feeds

Cornbread Chad is scrambling.

reminder: if you want to see more BB like comps you need to get on the usual fanbase sites and whine like the little bitches that you are and maybe CBS will hear you

did paul go to pepperdine? cause thats where our girl went to law school

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>Shrimpman goes to bathroom
>tells Danielle she smells good
>leaves

/OurGuy/

this is a season with anti-showfaggotry built into it. please come back next summer when you get out of jr. high

look at Shelby's face

She's going to CRACK

>neeley and kryssie on cam
>shrimpman (offscreen): mind, body, soul. mind, body, soul... oh shit fuck

/best bod/

looks like shelby is not buying it

This is gross.

not buying what

shrimpman=caleb
danielle=amber

She has no hips.

if you close your eyes its like liz is there

>shrimpman going into the phone booth just to sing into the phone
dude is cracking me up

she still does they are just strong

justin is feeds gold

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>neely, jason, and kyrssie outside on 1/2
>monte dominating the conversation on 3/4

where is my dedicated shrimpman cam

2 month game of risk

shrimpman has a similar face to amber though

dude is just sittin in the kitchen watchin chicken marinate

Black twitter is getting pissy over Shane calling Black History Month "black day."

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scott is teaching shrimpman chess

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scott teaching shrimpman how to play chess

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>tfw Shrimpman beats Scott at chess because he's an idiot savant

he also called morgan freeman "freeman morgan" he is literally a slave driver

/ourteam/
/Final2/

VERY intelligent shrimpman acquaints himself with the metaphorical chess pieces

FUCKING JASON RUINING FUTURE NIPSLIPS

But what does black tumblr think?

>you will never get to give shelby orders over the BB house speakers

it's a metaphor. they are playing chess and their pieces are the rest of the houseguests.

cuz thaz wassup, know what im sayin? its craaaaayzy

I told you he would.

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>neither camera angle giving us a good view of the chessboard
pretty gay

who /lookingforwardtoaseasonofshrimpposting/ here?

YO dats wazzup

maybe he will finally bone danielle

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Every vet does

and it's ALWAYS the guy vets too

das wassup

howso?

scott is doing really good today

James blessed up with Bronte's tits.

What's funny is he was telling people about how Morgan Freeman doesn't want a Black History Month.
They are just really insulted. They're acting as if he was personally attacking Morgan Freeman. I saw one comment that was like:
> "I applaud Neeley for holding it together. I couldn't handle that much ignorance"

Or maybe she just didn't think it was that big of a deal. She literally didn't look like she cared.

This is kino.

shane is so attractive he can get away with anything

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We one of Neeley's titts this morning.

oh she she rented a place in the valley
SOFTCORE PORN VIDOE WHERE

thas CRRAAAZZYYY

shrimpman crackin me up

we said the same thing for corey

shrimpman is the only entertaining one

This is a power duo in the making. They're both kind of outcasts.

I think it's funny that I've had the same point of view since third grade. I had to do a thing on sally ride even though all she did was be the first woman in space rather than actually doing something special.

my thoughts at the time was if you want to be considered equal, stop making extra praise about something that's already been done, just act like its normal for a woman to do it and then people will think it is normal. now that WOW woman did X that man dad years ago is a normal storyline it's just saying women are less good and we should be absolutely amazed that one woman did it.

same applies to black people

which was true since he made final 4 rather easily

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GirlsDoPorn

I think it will blow over. I just think it's funny. Of all the things to get offended over. Imagine having a victim complex that big.

why is justin called shrimpman?

itd be hilarious if america nominated jason and made him go home

Caps?

He's tiny.

They're talking about drinking potions, and apparently shane gave up HOH by drinking one.

Can somebody recap what happened?

fuck off

fuck off reddit

was it kino?

orleans boyy

what a faggot thing to do

are you me?

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They were already talking about how they don't want to take him to the final two.

which one is justin?

>still posting liz when we have shelby

hey guys would you have ever guessed that neeley didnt know her real dad?

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that's wass up

Did you tell him you are laughing at shrimp posting and ghost devins, Ian?

It was catchier than Cafeteria Spinach

DAN WAS ROBBED

Trips confirm, that ass refuses to quit and I love her

shelby is disgustingly skinny and bony

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yeah you are gay

Somebody posted it but I didn't save it. You really couldn't see a whole lot. It happened really quick. You could see there was a nipple and you could tell they were saggy.

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being a chubby chaser is not a disease or something you are born with, its a choice you make

being a fat enabler ruins other peoples lives for your own sick fetishes

>Ian is Shrimposting

We're all lesbians here, so.. ???

if only she had a real dad

how long before we get a shrimpbros or a shelbybros image?

plix plox

hey ian if thats you, who you rooting for?

I don't know, I only post about Devin

who will be the first guest to have a fight?

I'd give her exactly that much dick

What's she pointing at?

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Infected

Shane
Danielle
Justin
Shelby
Scott

flip the image and maybe we'll see

the guys are fucked

this hoh comp is pretty bad

fatty is going to end HoH

god

>all the comps are gonna be cheap and dumb as this

cant wait

I'm predicting that Monte and Shane game too hard, people figure it out, and they get put up next week. I could be wrong, though.

INFECTED

5 down
7 to go

>Shane
>Dani
>Shrimp
>Shelby
>Scott

Hard to say, they all seem pretty chill. Z 2.0 might tell Shrimpman™ to fuck off with his autism sooner rather than later tho

we know that showmances are generally a bad idea but tell me you wouldnt get with one of the qts in this season if you could

i dunno man, they have an HoH comp time slot on the weekly schedule. i mean we know they wont be as elaborate as the network show but i don tthink they will all be drawn out like this with choices... its not really even a comp. they entered the house so late its like an interim hoh

Those red and black shirts match the have-not theme.
Are they going to be the have-not?

Why isn't a guy offering to rub the girls feet?

>alex wins hoh
>puts up morgan because she hates her sister

they did something similar for the bb2 and bb10 first HoHs, so i really doubt theyre all gonna be like this

america votes on the HN.. maybe not the first week though?

naw we vote for have nots, everyone who gets the bug has to wear one of those shirts so everyone but 1 person will have them

we vote for have nots you cockpunch

plus i think that shirt represents a bug, not a spider. the HN room is more spooky halloween themed

>someone other than Jason wins HoH
>they plan to target him first
>safety ceremony saves him

>safety ceremony saves him
>jason starts becoming paranoid
>jason starts being more agressive against everyone

cant wait for the drama

lol justin only knows how to cook one type of food and a couple dishes

some restauranteer he is

>we

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are you not voting?

If you aren't American you can get the fuck out of here

Nope. I abstain.

i never vote either

shelby is finally going to shower

>tfw she hasnt showered since at least yesterday morning

RIPE

>fat bitch not even socializing with the rest of the house

yup shes gone

I just spent the last 6 hours in bed following shelby around the house

what is my life?

>idiots reading the s18 F3 tips
>think paul called out derrick or dan because he wrote it on the board weird
kek

they need to put some kind of tracking devices on teh HGs that auto switches are cams to whichever one they are on most

sounds like a great life to me

danielle is the OTT Natalie

na i think thats alex

Would lick her clean like a horse

SALTY
A
L
T
Y

none of these people know who Dan or Paul is. They all know who Derrick is because for some reason the producers only make them watch season 16 the last 2 groups

>shelby: that chicken looks so good
>shrimpman: its gonna be sowuh
>shelby: what?
>shrimpman: sowuh

danielle trying to fuck Shane

pinnacle of comfy

is shrimpman gonna get cucked?

monte and alex spewing fitness memes

its triggering me hard

thas crazzzy

I thought I was going to hate him because I wouldn't be able to understand him but I'm from pennsylvania and I've had no problems understanding him.

morgans body is way better than alex

m8 nobody cares go make a blacked thread if you want to

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what kind of data increases do you see when watching the feeds for 8 hours day?

camera finally on the shower and there's not a single hottie in it

:(

new thread

Dani a hot

WHATS WITH THIS BATHROOM CAM

GIVE ME SHRIMPMAN

none. I live in america

found the alex fag

None

whitney actually. good to know that the morgan fag is nicole autist and youre the only autist that spams for more than one day so you can be ignored

bridgette is in that image m8

so you're a retard that can't into pictures? makes sense since you put nicole in the foreground because you're a subliminal retard that cares what other people think about other people

HURRRRRRRRRRRRR like my person I'm going to tell you ALL DAY like the person I like hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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stop trying to force people to like your whore newfag. stop getting in waifu arguments it is ruining these threads and it fucking sucks, nobody is talking about what is going on you are only talking about what they look like.