Rules, Regulations and M̶o̶d̶e̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ For Cred Forums

Hiro has asked us to create a thread on each board for discussing the problems that are facing us and how to deal with them. He also wants us to create our own set of rules so that the mods will be regulated to follow them.

Remember mods, Hiro talked to you guys and you said it was fine to have one thread up about this.


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/film/ is the only option left. The increased moderation presence has done nothing.

you cant this board isnt even about tv/films other than this show is good or this show is bad and celeb shit and memes

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>yfw you can get banned for talking bad about the mods
when did this website turn such shit?

Only way this works at all is /film/ for movies and Cred Forums for tv. They'll both be a little slower tv especially maybe. Imagining /film/ to somehow be patrician or remarkably better is a delusion though. You can't enforce taste and decorum.

there's not enough BLACKED

Get rid of pedophiles

Get rid of Cred Forums neckbeards

They're both the same """"people"""", so not that hard

come help me swag this kid out

nice dubz moron!

Then final nail in the coffin is When Hiro bought it. He just wants us to stay around long enough to get as much money as he can from selling user data

Mods can lick my rectum

MORE THREADS I LIKE

LESS THREADS I DON'T LIKE

Something needs to be done about those /x/tier nutjobs that call everything "shilling." You can't talk about anything new without them spamming entire threads for hours on end.

whats the point? the site won't even be here by 2020/it'll be a completely different type of site
the debates on monday proved that even after all these years this site can't handle heavy traffic

you're posting on critical mass 4chen now

lmao i member when the mods seid to me they says you get b& lol but it minds me of the time i didnt get b& to tho so how come i member the b& when i didnt get it the other time lmao

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more waifuposting :DD

MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG OUT

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Cred Forums will never be healthy until we can speak honestly about the jews

Wow ur sooooo kool

>actually doubledoubles

>/film/
>when you all have absolutely shit taste

lol check'em

No keep it combined

they were both here before you

Actress threads should be perfectly fine provided they're of legal fucking age. This would give valuable time and effort to stopping pedoshit.

>discussing the problems that are facing us and how to deal with them.
The problem is that their are too many people on this board
Cred Forums is now the 4th fastest moving board on the site after Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums in terms of threads being made, while a few years ago it was slower than Cred Forums, Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums
Moderation has failed completely, post rate is increasing every year and shows no sign of stopping
The only practical way to deal with it is to split the board

Ban /qa/ faggotry and meta shit.
You human trash don't use the Cred Forums anyway, you just want to see this place becoming reddit 2.0.

Dubs thread?

Don't add another board. This board is already BLAND as is.. But please.. Get your fucking mods on the porn. Can I view Cred Forums at work without the fear of two black cocks going into a white girl? Fuck..

Purge the fucking pedos
Make ONE capeshit General at a time
All the
>Durr hurr marvelcucks btfo
Shitposting should be contained

It already is reddit 2.0 you fucking new frog trying to play catch up won't stay on Cred Forums

A board is only as good as the content it is devoted to.

For instance, Cred Forums will forever have an endless supply of high quality bait and tackle. So much that it will unavoidably spread to other boards.

television and film have been utter garbage for going on a decade now. So the board is garbage, as no one who could enjoy such things in the first place wants to have the same jodowrosky and prisoner thread over and over.

So all that remains are mindless faggots trying (and failing) to force MAYMAYS post-baneposting.

>television and film have been utter garbage for going on a decade no
I too was born in the wrong generation

nigga I'm over 30.

Ugh where have all the classic kinos like Fight Club, The Matrix and Lord of the Rings gone? #GroanZone

So, you're wondering how best to fix Cred Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Cred Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Cred Forums.

allow sfw porn threads

/film/

Well, thanks for being part of the problem.

and how do you propose that will happen?

I never got the joke about his face being blurred

>The increased moderation presence

we have mods?

>keep moderation to an absolute minimum >permaban for basically only porn, pedo, and Cred Forums threads
>word filter and/or instaban all the common spammed words like reddit, leddit, cuck, etc.

It's that simple. The board will basically run itself at that point while weeding out all the terrible crossboard shitposters from Cred Forums, Cred Forums, and Cred Forums.

> (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST)

I lost.

this
great idea

the board is literally perfect as is

i'd say we could use a bit more cunny to keep the newfags out but cunnybot is just recycling the same 5 pics at this point

Here is a bunch of filters i use that cut most of the shitposting, spam, porn ect. It's a working progress of course and some of the stuff in there is personal preference. Still, it might help give us some idea of what we want and don't want on Cred Forums. On average this hides around 20-25 threads at any one time.

Can mods deal with the Cred Forums in luke cage threads?
That shit does not belong on Cred Forums.

How about you fuck to reddit wut retarded rukes

>orgy

you sound like a no-fun-allowed loser. you need to go back

FUCKING
REMOVE
Cred Forums!

>Big Brother spam is now their GoT transfer; they came here in 2012 with Big Brother because "sp mods were being mean :(" and never fucking left with their Facebook drivel
>WATCH IT CHRISSY / Soprano spam
>Ramsay threads
>Opie and Anthony threads

Cred Forums
>MDE
>What if X was a movie
>"""kino""" - shared by Cred Forums memers
>3x3 threads
>sometimes anime threads (most frequent as of late)

Letterbox'd needs to finally go, 3 years of circlejerk
/who/ may need to go, literally 4 years of circlejerk

Range ban Mobile Phone ISPs. Block them from posting, let them view the site. Also if websites can look up IP's incoming MAC address, block anything relating to Apple and phone products.
>image.jpg
Literally Facebook. Also that Finnish iPad user and his spam.

Up the fucking BUMP LIMIT to 500 posts and 250 images. This place much much faster than ever before, one of the fastest boards.

RIP Cred Forums

WADCH IT, GHRISSY

I have to admit, I had a chuckle.

fugg DDD---:

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found the shitposter, go back to /13yo/ aka Cred Forums

I don't want /film/ - it was tried for two days and was exclusively baneposting

Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/ Give us /cel/

>>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/ >>>/cel/

It can still be a blue board. But fuck we have shit like and - a board literally nobody knows exists. Call it a containment board whatever it's the only board this site is missing and Cred Forums needs this split far more than a film one.