DUDE I MAKE BAD MOVIES ON PURPOSE THE CRITICS JUST DON'T GET ME LMAO

DUDE I MAKE BAD MOVIES ON PURPOSE THE CRITICS JUST DON'T GET ME LMAO

copout was unforgivable

He should just start wearing skirts

Kevin Smith is the jeans shorts of filmmakers.

I came around hard on Kevin Smith five or so years ago. He was never really that great of a writer and his actual direction of actors and cinematography was always awful. He was just the right person at the right time in the early 90s indie film boom.

I don't hate the guy--he's fairly jovial in his podcasts and he has an enthusiasm for dumb shit that I also like. But, I really have no need to ever watch another one of his films again.

>huge shorts
>huge shirts
can this guy just not into dressing himself properly or what?

Nah that's Malick

Malick is the H&M dark jeans of filmmakers.

Get out

>I don't hate the guy--he's fairly jovial in his podcasts and he has an enthusiasm for dumb shit that I also like. But, I really have no need to ever watch another one of his films again.

This

Wrong. Malick is the wool pants of filmmakers.

New stuff is bad. But clerks 2 is my go to comedy. And the end of chasing Amy is fucking great

He makes a strong case against legalizing weed.

Funny that he blocked RLM on twitter and they always bash him, but all of their films are exactly what you wrote in the OP

"I'm not fat, I'm just a lil' chubby guys!"

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and his Q&As are good

>dude i made movie for stoners while not smoking weed

DUDE JORTS LMAO

You mean we can make movies that are deliberately shitty and stupid and poorly acted and no one will be able to criticize us for it!?

Let's do it!

They're NOT for critics.

>no one will be able to criticize us for it!?
But they get shit for them every day.

I don't know what they expected when they hired Len Kabasinski to help them make a movie.

Didn't he do like one stunt?

Apparently he was consulting them too.

ITT: Lenocucks. So many Lenocucks.

Where does he get the funding for movies after putting out shit like this?

How come I can't find his actual weight anywhere

DUDE REMEMBER CLERKS

They're haven't made a scale that goes that high yet.

DUDE I NEED A GIANT RAT AS A COHOST TO TALK ABOUT BATMAN COLLECTIBLES

His antics with airlines is reason enough to hate him.

>Yeah, I need three seatbelt extenders but I'm not all that fat so I shouldn't need to buy an extra seat.

>He should just start wearing skirts

As a fat guy with a beard he should examine the kilt option at this point.

I MEMBA CLERKS

700 years ago this guy wouldve been a prized warrior and taken any pussy he wanted.

Does anyone else here think the podcast where they come up with the idea for Tusks is one of the funniest things you have ever heard?

I mean you should just listen to that instead of seeing the film