South Park S20E03

nope and I'm 22

You were /ss/'d? Care to go into more details? How much older were the girls? Would you say it had any lasting psychological effect? What do you think of the mindset that when an older woman has sex with an underage boy, the boy is considered to have "gotten lucky" and the woman tends to get a pass?

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I was 3. My sister (was 19 when I was born) had her first kid (my niece) when I was 3 and I was there for the birth. When she came out, I thought something was wrong with her because where her penis was supposed to be, was a literal gash and where her belly button was supposed to be, was a long penis that they cut with scissors.

I was probably too young to witness a live birth.

Probably 10 or 11. Some new girl moved onto the same street as me and she was desperate for friends so she let me and my friends feel her up. Didn't really talk to her again for years until she became a GF of another friend in highschool. I remember being paranoid she was going to tell somebody about it though

i want to have sex with wendy testaburger

3rd grade
Friend and her sister wanted to embarras me.

Will they show Heidi Turner's vag in next weeks episode?

It will be implied through a music sequence culminating in Eric's enlightenment.

When I was born

When I got sexual reassignment surgery last month.

When I was 6. I had a Cartman moment and told my 16 years old sister that girls peed from their anuses (I believed that girls had no genitalia, only their anuses, because they had to sit to pee). She told me that I was wrong, and asked if I wanted to see how girls pee. Told her yes and we took a walk to the woods and she took off her clothes and peed in front of me. I was horrified that girls had a deep scar with pubes next to their anuses. She then asked me to show her how I pee and I showed her, we then played with a baseball.

Silly user, your penis doesn't count untill u get that srs.

16.

Funny story, I ended up dating the girl. She was so wacked out on anti-drepressants she couldn't feel antying, so we had nothing but anal sex for 2 months. She turned out to be a huge whore, had sex with numerous of my friends.

this entire post. kek.

>no fucking your sister

I was and I am still slow in learning the most vague things.

I doubt my willy could even get erect at that time.

Hilarious

I first saw poonany when I was 13 and this neighbor girl said she wanted to hook up, she was around 17. I was thrilled until her pussy stank and the top was tragic. She was also a whore. I was just 13 and oblivious, looking back she kind of took advantage of me.

Niceeeeee

I actually thought the opposite a little later than that in life, maybe around 10.

Anyways my friend at the time convinced me that women get pregnant when guys pee in their pussies, and of course not being able to ejaculate or even be aware of it, I believed it.

I used this opportunity in sex ed. for the anonymous questions segment, but of course my autistic ass didn't follow instructions and I wrote my name on the top right corner like any other assignment. So the front row of the class saw my name and all made fun of me the entire year. Good times

When I was 9 I showed her mine and she showed me hers. 19 when it actually meant something.

By the time I was old enough where it mattered, my first one was 17. Last high school gf before college. Story's nothing special, except to me.

Ya, and she had some pretty hairy balls

17
>it was during high school clinical rotations

I used to believe that pregnancy happened because of pheromones and spores. I believed that when a man got aroused and kissed a girl, he make her pregnant. Reality was kinda disappointing.

>3dpd

Once Cartman will see her vagina he'll understand why vaginas are funny.

Because they have no balls.

I was fifteen, my 11 as 12 yo female cousins (three of them) wanted to see a cock with hair, I got an instant boner, showed them, their jaw dropped, they asked to touch it, I said only if they showed their pussy to me, we all got naked and masturbated each other.
We barely spoke ever again.

And the funny thing is that it'll be shown that Cartman is doing the virtue signalling for pity and pussy.

Easy to see.

>this is at all similar

kys

couple of hours ago when i fucked my gf

when I was ten. the 7yo grandson of my foster family forced me to kiss the pussy of his 5yo sister.

Is that black person okay??

hot

probably when I was 5-6 years old playing "doctor" with a girl my mom babysat. Not like I understood what it was back then, though.

>americans

seriously what's with the incest?

I'm brazilian
Incest is very taboo in here. Catholics and stuff.
But also
>cousin
>incest
Dont be a prude

Birth, dont really remember it though.

>ten
>ordered around by a 7 year old

I'm thinking the first I saw was my mom's when I accidently saw her naked before. Oh and one time I remember seeing this naked woman in a outdoor pool one time. Don't remember which of these 2 I saw first. First sexual one was a girl I had sex with when I was 18.

When I was in the 3rd grade, my neighbor was a 4th grade girl who used to take me into the shed in her backyard and have me make out with her as practice for when she got married as an adult. We eventually did the "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing, and I thought it was really weird that she had a hole instead of male parts, though she admitted that she'd seen her dad in the shower before.

After it'd been going on for a couple months, she told me to ask my parents if she could sleep over so that we could practice kissing naked, but I got scared because I thought that was how you got AIDS kek.

We stopped talking soon after, because a new neighbor moved in across the street, and he and the neighbor-girl's younger brother became best friends and started beating me up when we'd all play, and her parents forbade either of them from interacting with me anymore because they thought my parents were lying when they went to go talk to them about it.

And the other sexual thing was with another adopted child. we used to sleep in the same room on bunk beds. I was on top, he was at the bottom.
We used to go to sleep early and so, in the dark, we passed objects and talked to until we fell asleep.
Once, he presented his erected cock. I bet it was the first time somebody touched his. That was disgusting.

Anyway, these two stories are all of my sexual experiences so far. And today, I have been a wizard for a week. top lel.

yeah because any bad deeds from him was reported, by him, to the foster family as my deed. I was an easy target as a foster child

For several years I had sex with my nanny after school almost every single day when I was a kid. Everyday during Summer too. She was in her late 20's to early 30's, skinny, hot, had curly 80's/90's hair like Ferris Bueller's sister, perfect teacup titties and a great bush. The first time I saw her naked was when she got fully undressed in front of me when she took me swimming when I was around 9. Things escalated from there until we were having full blown sex a few years later. I'd probably still be fucking her today if my parents wouldn't have moved. Sometimes I think about trying to find her, but then I remember that she must be in her mid 50's by now and I can (and do, I'm not super fucked up sexually all things considered, especially compared to a lot of the people here) do much better. Our relationship was a strange one to say the least, I don't feel like she molested me per se, more like she thrust me into manhood using her body in a way only a woman can. I watched that episode of Frasier a few years ago where he talks about his passionate feelings for his piano teacher and it was actually quite emotional as his feelings were much like my own. I don't feel anger toward her, I feel appreciation and affection. Kind of hard to explain to someone who hasn't gone through it. I don't advocate it either, and think pedophiles should be jailed, especially when the person they have done something with wasn't willing, and it's nothing I would ever do to a younger person. It just feels, in my particular case, like we were both there for eachother in a way that we both needed at the time and both came away better for it. I don't know.

I remember when I was like 10 or 11 I believed that girls had dicks. I never got really educated about sex until I was like 13

When I was 17. That was almost the last time though, it's been almost six years.

Is it weird that I am like 19 and don't use any Social media?

Wait, are you saying girls don't have dicks?

They do, but they don't get theirs circumcised

That's kind of weird. Do you at least text with your bros or talk to them on the phone or through skype /chats etc.

>Implying anyone on this site has friends

Me and the girl who lived in the house whose lot backed onto mine showed each other our parts when we were 5, maybe 6.
I had sex when I was 14.
I'm 25 now and have not been abstinent for a period longer than about three months since then

>eating at McDonalds
>Not eating at Burger King
> Not taking advantage of the steal of deal that is 1.49 10 Piece nuggets
Cartman and Heidi are such degenerates

I've got over a thousand facebook and Twitter / Instagram friends, if you're talking about online friends. Probably over a hundred people I'd consider friends IRL, over a dozen I'd consider close friends that I see at least once every week or two. Tons of cousins and other assorted family, family and friends of my gf, etc. I consider friends too.

Are you not friends with your gf's friends or anyone you went to school / college with, or live near? How does a person not have friends? Seriously, teach me, I want to be friendless because going out all the time when I just want to stay home and watch TV and movies is torture.

I'm 20 and all I have is snapchat. I still have friends, I've still gotten laid more than a few times, if anything if you're a decent person then people will be impressed that you don't have social media.

I turn 34 on Wednesday and haven't yet.

Related - on Wednesday I'm leaving the car running in the garage overnight and laying in the back seat.

GOD.. DAMN.... NORMANS ERRRRRRRRR SO MAD RIGHT NOW REEEEEEE

Don't do that bro come on just get your life together there's still so much time. At least you can drive. I can't even do that. Just sell everything you have and hop in your car and go on an adventure. The dead know only one thing, that it is better to be alive.

>Dont be a prude
1st cousins count
2nd cousins are fine but still pretty close
3rd is good to go

I fingered a girl, but I didn't see it, so no.

When I was like 10 me and the neighbor girls were playing truth and dare, girl across the way had a sister that was around 15. I dared her to get naked in front of me and she obviously declined but later when the other girls were getting snacks she took me up into my room, said to me that shes not going to be a pussy and proceeded to take off her pants and shirt/bra. Probably the single hottest moment of my life because well one its the first time I saw a chick naked irl and two she had a fucking fine ass body. Pretty big tits and a hairy pussy.

like 6. playing the doctor with a niece I was more centered in her asshole than her vagina.

in my driveway with my little sister and some pebbles when I was a teenager

t. Lena Dunham

I saw one when I was 16, to bad she made me wait we broke up a month later. I'm 18 and I still haven't seen another one since. Women am I right?

13 y/o blinded by hormones and curiosity, I reached over and pulled my sister's booty shorts to the side and had a peak. I played with it a little bit until she woke up. she didn't know what I was doing, thank god.

that sounds like a dope first time sempai.

>tfw lost my virginity to third cousin even though we were raised like siblings
>tfw her brother who is pretty much like my best friend and the rest of the family still doesn't know and still thinks we are really taking long trips to the store to grab stuff during family outings when we're really going to my house to fuck for half an hour and then running through the store to grab the things and get back

When I was in kindergarten a girl sitting across from me wasn't wearing any panties so I got to see her little bald pussy. At the time I thought it was strange that she didn't have a dick and balls.

what's up with the youth?

yeah it was pretty cool. I made out with her years later and her tits were pretty much the same but I never got to see her pussy again. she works at an airport now states away

you were a good friend user

20

good taste 2bh

Just fuck prostitutes. Go on backpage or TER. You get what you pay for, though. Get an older woman for your first time.

vagninas are mutilated dicks .

>eric cartman has seen a IRL vagina and I haven't
JUST

2006.

When I was 10 or 11, experimenting with a friend of mine. Haven't had sexual contact with a girl since.

What's up with you?

When I was young our grandma made everyone shower with each other (we mustve been like 4 or 5)

First vagina outside of family or porn was around 16, the girl was 14 and had already had sex too. We ended up dating for a year while I fucked other sloots too. Damn that year was based.

22, at a massage parlor. Also lost my virginity there

>middle school band field trip to the waterpark
>out by the deep pool with friends watching girls go off the dive board
>one particular hot girl with skimpy bikini comes out of the pool
>bikini falls off revealing a shaved pussy
>quickly puts it back on thinking no one saw
>me and my friends are left with our jaws dropped
>also lots of camel toe and pokies

>They didn't have an older brother who got them drunk and had one of his girlfriend's friends rape them when they were thirteen

Sucks to be you. Looking back it's fucking crazy how much shit that girl could have gotten in for doing that. Not to mention I wasn't exactly quiet about it, telling everyone I could at school. She'll always be a hero in my eyes though, I'll never forget you Sarah Wheeler.

what are you doing here?

Hansen hasn't caught me yet.

I figured out who left Gerald the note.
It's Mitch Conner.

Posting on Cred Forums, waiting for the weekend to get here so I can get drunk with my friends and hopefully get more ass just like everyone else I would guess. Why?

I think you mean MISS HENNIFER LOPEZ.

memberrrr da 80's????

Cause I'm lonelyand have nothing else better to do

I was about 6 the first time I remember seeing it. My babysitter had 2 teenage daughters, one was about 15 and the other 13. The 15 year old and her friend thought it would be funny to strip the 13 and show me her body parts, she was super shy. So they tore her clothes off, chased her around the house and finally had her show her pussy to me.

I think it sort of fucked me up. She was a pale ginger looking chick, but had black hair. Most of my girlfriends have fit that description. Also I'm super turned on by embarrassed girls, and "forcing" things on shy girls. Not rape per se, but talking them into things they clearly are embarrassed to do.

Me gusta tacos muchos, oh si si!

I'm waiting for my ice cream sandwich to thaw a little before I eat it and reminiscing back to the days when I used to have sex how about yourself?

15 in 1986. My mother was dating a guy with a 16 year old daughter who was a bit sex crazed. She really got off on the fact that we'd soon be step bother and step sister. I didn't care, to me it was just a chance to have sex. When her dad started to push my mom for marriage, she broke up with him and I no longer got to see or fuck my almost step-sister anymore. Which sucked but she was hot and I was a computer geek so she normally would have been way out of my league. I was happy to not have to worry about losing my virginity anymore.

>Tfw being able to pinpoint where your fetishes come from
Its a pretty neat feel

Is this some kind of bait thread? It would be one thing if posters said they saw one when they were 15+ but people are saying they saw it at 6-9. How were you artists even hanging out with girls at that age? Is this another rite of passage I missed out on? Fuck

It's what happens when your dad's friend/next-door neighbor has a daughter around your age.

You for real bro? I was around not only naked girls but also naked dudes at that age. My mom caught me and another boy playing "nakey time" together when I was like five. "Nakey time" consisted of me and this other kid getting naked and then hugging eachother inside of a cedar chest. It's fucking embarrassing now and my parents never speak of it but hey we were kids and didn't know what we were doing. It could be worse, go listen to Jim Norton tell the story about him and his friend playing "Monster Rain".

My mother made me watch a live birth when I was young so I knew what it was
First time I saw one outside of that was 16
That was also the last time I saw one

>work at souplantation senior year of high school.
>Quit in the summer because I'm moving for college.
>Manager takes me out to a strip club, pays for a lap dance.
>awkward as fuck, nervous like crazy, can't even get hard
>stripper can tell and asks me if I've ever seen one before
>"n-n-no"
>she bends over infront of me and pulls her bottom to the side, sways her hips a little
>song ends

17

I fingered a MILF outside a pub the other week
it was dark but I saw it

>After it'd been going on for a couple months, she told me to ask my parents if she could sleep over so that we could practice kissing naked, but I got scared because I thought that was how you got AIDS kek.
You silly goose miss some great pussy in its prime.

Listening to Gilbert talk about Monster rain is even funnier.

youtube.com/watch?v=EtEIm6nYPD0

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>My mom caught me and another boy playing "nakey time" together when I was like five.
lmao I had that same shit going on, only fucked up thing is she took pictures and always brought it up until I was like 16

this gave me a boner.

>all these normies that had friends growing up
>all these normies with friends
>all these normies that know women
gross as fuck

I fingered my cousin when I was 11 and she was 13

16, hooked up with girl next door. We grew up together and lost virginities together. Felt pretty good, until her parents divorced because her mother was a cheating whore and then she moved away...

Of all the girls I've dated, she's the only one I still think about to this day. Even worse because she became a weather girl and is now on the local news every day.

why don't you contact her?

I'm 29 and I've never even held a girl's hand.

She got married to a guy she met in college. I thought about it the first time I turned on the TV and she was there, went and looked her up on facebook and found out.

Sure

are you me?

I went to visit family in rural Appalachia (think Winter's Bone) for a month one Summer instead of going to camp because I whined to my dad that we never spent any time with our families like the other kids I knew did. I was thirteen and by the second night I had been there I had been with my first girl and had smoked weed for the first time. By the time I left I had slept with four different girls, thought I got this redhead pregnant, had tried bathtub meth (tried it a few times actually), my kidneys killed from drinking cheap liquor and eating vicodin almost every night and those aches and pains went along with the constant shoulder soreness from firing bigass shotguns and rifles for fun because the power was spotty at best and there was nothing else to do, and had a minor addiction to xanax. About four days after I got home and I was having little shakes and spins associated with not taking xanax anymore my dad asked me if I realized why we didn't spend time with our extended family. I understand now. How these people can keep doing this shit day in and day out blows my mind. Thank God my dad was smart and got the hell out of there.

I haven't had any real friends since I was 11.

I would talk to this one kid who moved to Boston but I don't count that because we rarely spoke. I would sit with a group at lunch but we shared no interests and I was only allowed to sit near them because the kid was friends with them before moving to Boston. One autistic kid tried to befriend me but I brushed him off.

And to answer your question OP, in my 20 years of life I have never gone on a date, held hands, kissed, made out, seen a vagina, or had sex. At this point I feel in too deep to get anything

A...at least I have Cred Forums.

im sorry bro

A a kid bathing with sister.

jesus christ must have been one hell of a month.

It's kind of sweet how you talk about her but she totally molested you bro. I mean, NICE, but yeah you got molested.

were you related to any of those girls?

nice

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Same here except I had friends until I was 17, and I held a girls hand once

It was honestly pretty terrible in hindsight (the sex was mostly cool but the other stuff I mean), and I know I wouldn't have done most of that stuff if I wouldn't have felt pressured into it by my yokel family. You get the vibe when you're there that you either do what they do or you get out.

I've wondered that myself in the years since, and if I'm being completely honest with myself and looking at what the population of that area is, then I had to have been at least second or third cousins with at least one of them. Not that it really mattered to them, pretty sure they had been fucking even closer relations at some point, if you know what I'm saying.

man i bet the room you're in stinks so bad. P U.

niiiiiiice.

i can't remember if it was my neighbour or my first friend that showed me their vagina.

pretty sure it was my neighbour wtf, fucking ginger shit always wanted me and my sister to come over and play everyday because her parents abandoned her at her grannies house. She grew up to be totally unrecognisable from pippy long stockings to fat and ugly typical brit.

Don't be a pussy you jerk, suicide is for cowards only, ring a hotline or some shit. It could be worse, you could be mexican

So what is the episode about? And where do I watch it?

cartman gets a girlfriend and has teenage sex.

she took advantage of you plain and simple, she was a batshit pedophile.

It's about Cartman and Heidi bonding over the fact that they're not on social media anymore while Garrison tries to sabotage his own presidential campaign, which backfires due to Clinton's stupidity.
Oh, and someone knows Gerald is Skankhunt and the Danish are hunting him.

Legit hottest thing I've read on Cred Forums in 10 years.

That sounds fucking tragic bro.

>remember when we use to cum together, now shes on tv talking about the weather

does sister count?, if so like 5 or 6

Dude tell me about it. When i was 12 the girl in the neighborhood i had a crush on ordered me to pee into a gatorade bottle while she watched.

>lolidom
Tell me more.

i think the biggest twist south park is ever going to have is cartman turning into a normie first and becomes that successful future self he meets while everyone else lives fucked up lives.

I plan on hiring an escort if I ever get a job. Maybe touching a girl body and having the sex will make the drudgery somewhat worth it.

just recently went to a concert and pissed into a cup, some girl picked it up and asked me about she was about to drink it but kept sniffing it.

Okay, before I tell my story I need to know would a guy and girl that are fourteen getting drunk together and they were both drunk and the girl was laying on the kitchen floor giggling and then the guy reached over and with some sort of superpower unbuttoned her pants and pulled them down in an instant and then buried his face in her pussy while she yelled at him while also laughing and he licked her pussy for like thirty seconds before she pushed him away permanently into the friendzone be considered rape?

From then on it continued for another year. I was pretty much her toy until she moved. We would go to the woods by the edge of our development and i would do pretty much whatever she told me.

by american standards, yes.

Future Stan makes sense, he's already an alcoholic.

Oh. Well then I was asking for a friend and I don't have a story.

you're gonna be looking at cuckold porn and ntr comics now.

Yeees?

Around 10 in sex ed class, the teacher showed us hers, I thought this was common in all schools?

Australian here

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What else did she have you do?

Never.

I'm 30.

If you're gonna kill yourself anyways why don't you kill a politician or something?

BEHOLD THE WIZARD
BEWARE HIS POWER

youtube.com/watch?v=Xi_hcwB8i64

Anyone enjoying this season as much as me so far?

I don't know how much you're enjoying it, but I love it.

>Peen hurt after
Fuck, that happened to me too. Anyone know why?

Skin got tugged too much. Use a man's mouth instead next time.

Oh I meant that positively it's crazy I look forward to watching it every week.

I kinda just stuck it in without looking and hope I got it in the right hole.

Dude it's not that big of a deal.
Sex isn't as great as people pretend.
I mean it's nice, but killing yourself over not having any is like killing yourself because you've never eaten cake before.
If you're that desperate then go on holiday and get a prostitute or something, then even if you embarrass yourself there will be no potential social repercussions.

Is there a stream of this episode like there were the last two eps?

stan pls

all episodes (except two where muhammed appeared) are available in their official website.
southpark.cc.com/full-episodes

>Third time having sex
>Get drunk with this solid 7 MILF at a dive bar and do hand stuff all the way back to her house in a cab
>Get inside and rip off our clothes I'm so fucking bombed I'm stumbling but can surprisingly keep a boner
>She leads me upstairs to her bedroom and it's dark as fuck
>She's slobbing my dick hard so it's covered in spit
>We both get on the bed and she turns around on her knees
>I'm still weaving back and forth like Ali and I line my dick up as best I can in the dark and JAM it home
>I feel it slide in and she goes "AAAAAAAAA NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT TONIGHT!"
>I'm like "Fuck you say bish why am I here then?"
>She's like "You are not fucking my ass tonight!"
>Whoops
>She tells me to go wash my poopdick off and then we can have regular sex
>I go wash my dick, drink from the tap for a few minutes, piss, try to use some of her toothpaste which I'm pretty sure was actually some sort of ointment because it tasted like shit
>Walk back in and she's asleep
>Say fuck it and go to sleep too
>Wake up the next morning and have to piece these things together in my head
>Look over and the seven isn't so solid anymore
>Fuck it I'm here
>Rubbing my dick between her thighs and asscheeks trying to get hard
>After about twenty minutes of this finally get hard and fuck her spoonstyle in the pussy and cum inside of her
>Immediately get up and find my clothes
>Wallet's gone so I have to walk home because she left her car and we took a cab
>Puke in a McDonald's parking lot I'm walking through and get called a piece of shit by some WASP with her yuppie larvae on the Playplace

6/10 night.

Muhammad was in three episodes. The first time he wasn't censored at all and nobody cared.

>a year younger than me
>saw neighbors vagina "show me yours and I'll show you mine" thing
>I commented it looked like a butt (remember we were children)

I regret nothing

My cousin's when I was like 8 or something. I didn't actually remember what it looked like until I discovered porn. Through my vague recollection, I was convinced it kind of looked like a short elephant trunk with a slit in it. Kind of like a floppy fleshlight. I don't know what I was smoking.

I can only hope my isolated pain will someday eradicate the lives of others

i don't know how but you managed to make a post about fucking an older, hot woman sound really fucking gay

>Probably over a hundred people I'd consider friends IRL

you must have a really shallow concept of friendship

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What's with all the phoneposters in this thread?

It must be because it's a normie subject.

quality thread, Cred Forums

when does this season start getting funny?

You have a kike dick

Ive turned down every girl that has approached me. One time at a night club I had three girls talking to me out of nowhere.

A lifetime of being a rejected outsider does something to people when you suddenly turn handsome in college and gain muscle mass.

why would you even go to a night club if you didn't want to hook up?

When I was 16 and losing my virginity.

I bet the whole season would be prelude to the new game. I saw girl characters in trailers, so they want to make Cartman some kind more tolerant to women, I guess.

I was 5 or 6, you show my yours I'll show you mine kind of deal. Haven't seen once since. Then again, I'm a faggot, so I'm not in a hurry.

If it is the only thing that is important in life for you, do it.
youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

That's not a real pussy virgin

In like 2nd grade a girl that had a crush on me flashed me her pussy under her desk, it was bald and slightly red. Young me didn't care for pussy back then though, was really confused when she did it.

Do I like this season of South Park, Cred Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=BWAhVbayGv4

Who else got feels

I've touched one but I haven't seen one.

besides porn probably when me and my sister were 3 and 4 and we had to take baths together.
If that doesn't count, then when I was 20 and we went to a strip club

Like 4 or 5. My neighbord's vagina she was one year older. I touch it. We spend our childhood discovering our sexuality together. I was 8 when she gave me the first blowjob and 10 when we fucked. 12 when I fucked her ass for first time. AMA.

Touched* spent*

also, i've laughed more this season in 3 episodes than I laughed the entirety of last season. The Member berries in the first episode were funny, now they've already gotten old

13 or 14

Fingered my friend on my bed while watching a movie one night.
Would have ate her out but was afraid of what pussy tasted like or thought it might taste bad and didn't want to offend her or some shit. Makes me want to castrate myself every time I think about it.

did you marry her?

>S20E03

wut?

Where?

I was 6 and she was 5 and it happened almost exactly like that, but in her bedroom. She took her pants off and spread her legs but all I wanted to do was play on her trampoline because my parents never had one.

She is lesbian now. -_- '

>I was 6
>my 16 years old sister
>She then asked me to show her how I pee and I showed her
hmm...

ahhahahahaha

Your sadness delights me.

>tfw I was 11 when South Park started.
I was so stoked playing this game at my spoiled rich cousin's house.
it was on the N64, but I got it a year later on playstation