Apologize

Apologize.

It's a great thing from now on he will be ruining only video games franchises.
He's Cred Forums's business.

>only video games franchises.
Explain.

I'm sorry he's such a talentless hack

pls ruin Leddits favorite game JJ

He is currently making a Portal movie. Yes, the Valve Portal.

That sounds unfilmable my dude.

Yes, he should apologize to Spielberg.

Why? The Carlos Danger pseudonym is fucking brilliant. Dude was a solid representative while serving. I mean even cheating on Huma I can forgive because she's hot as fuck, but you know she's the kinda girl who just takes it. Man needs spark in his life, and the Clinton train was just too much dodge and dive for his tastes. I'm glad he's free now.

>apologizing to JJ "Franchise Killer" Abrams
I'd sooner apologize to Brett Ratner

His movies have the worst cinematography and worst action choreography of any director I've ever seen in my life.

fuck me please dont touch half life

Fuck you cunt. You couldn't even put star wars aliens in your faggot piece of shit movie.

JJ could have saved the prequels

Never

you mean made the phantom hope

>a new menace

His nose looks like a ugly penis

>Dutch angles
>constantly moving the camera
>overuse of teal and red

JJ is such a hack. The lens flare thing is like the fourth most offense part of his cinematography.

>overuse of teal and red

really my nigga?

>given Star Wars Episode VII
>literally millions of different possibilities
>rehashes Episode IV

Yes, really. Watch his movies with this in mind and you'll see the mark of his over-agressive colorist.

thanks JJ but, Star Trek Beyond was the best of the nu-trek movies

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