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vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

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Fantano is jealous cory isn't bald.

>And also approximately when I was approached by a former Playboy Playmate and a porn-star friend of hers, who asked me, "Wanna play a game called Playmate Versus Porn Star? We both blow you, then you tell us which one did a better job."
>But that's a story I'll save for another time ;)

what did he mean by this?

I can understand why someone would try to emulate Michael Jackson, but why did he decide to copy the crazy weirdo era of MJ?

IIRC the writer is gay

Did Corey blow him instead?

You already know

would you allow yourself to get passed around by hollywood execs for one night if you got to fuck angels every night for the rest of your life?

I literally have been Corey posting since I woke up, with the exception of the hour I spent at the gym.
I can't get enough Corey.

Patrician.

If all I had to do was fuck a bunch of old jewish guys to become rich and famous I'd turn into the biggest cumslut you've ever seen. If I was a hot girl I'd move to Hollywood and start getting my brains fucked out on the casting couches til I was rich and famous. That's basically what Olivia Munn did.

What's this style of dance called?

>triple 6
THANK YOU LORD BAGOOZE

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el justo

electric boogaloo

WEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEEE

breakjusting

Top lol
youtube.com/watch?v=LDeKfxQ-1nU

Trying to shake off the old man paw prints

i think he thought he would look some what good ala drake in the hotline bling video

because that was era in which he was fondled by MJ

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BAGOOZIUM

There was a guy with a big red jacket doing some similar shit early this year and everybody loved it, maybe he tried to meme the same way.

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this is more Crispin Glover than Michael Jackson

Jesus christ

I think this guy has a touch of the 'tism.

youtube.com/watch?v=n2pLMGMf8B4

LICKETY SPLICKETY

What? No way!

For a long time I thought it was Crispin Glover doing some I'm Still Here tier performance piece.

HELLO?!

pretty good, not cringe at all

is he all right?

Is this that the kino you kids keep talking about?

Who WOULDN'T buy this album??

This is why our boy Alan left Hollywood.

>the dab

What is his face trying to convey here

>mfw

That is, no exaggeration, one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

Nice Coreyography

Is he doing some Avatar the Air Bender shit?

Try this one: youtube.com/watch?v=LDeKfxQ-1nU

Why does he always appear with multiple women around him?

you're tripping homie, that's hot
lickety splickety!

Because he is DEFINITELY NOT GAY after being molested at a young age.

That's bad but nowhere near as awful as Lickety Splickety.

You should listen to the rest of the album, it's musikino

>old as fuck
>hits the mainstream years after
>redditors like aidz start spamming it
holy fuck
saetre was right about you

>implying I haven't been Corey posting weekly for over a year

someone posted this on my facebook and said this was how i dance, should i be worried?

>NAME posting
holy fuck its all true

Yes

The longer you look the sadder and funnier it becomes.

he pays them
the whole coreys angels thing as mentioned in the vice magazine article is an attempt to pimp them
or get attention to attract a reality tv show and then from that celebrity endorsements

>aids thread
This must be weird for meme hustler men like swaglord and sange since you're supposed to be quote unquote "ban on sight"

fucking BASED Corey is a footfag.

i'm buying the album now.

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Jesus

He's the hero Cred Forums deserves

youtube.com/watch?v=3nuuEVjh6RU

>dat little girl
wtf

This is gold holy shit
Did he make it himself in ms paint?

>666 devil dancing

DELETE

youtu.be/l9wm33Wz-Jc

He's officially in the JUSTice League.

Bagooze the Dancer

>I don't listen to Corey Feldman

I woulda declined
christ
thats how you get aids

He has to have like no money

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This is exactly how I danced in elementary school

What the fuck is a wayfis?

Those back up fedorers are fucking destroying me.

Obviously one of those people who you pay $5 and they'll read something for you

Like Tyrone

The Tyrone/Roge saga is one of the best things that has happened here in recent times.

Waifu

What does she say before that? be feels?

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That's a lot of nice numbers, you guys.